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Cynthia Pauly, aka Big Sister, posted to Ron Tello Culley

There, now you have a song.
Bobby Vinton - Mr. Lonely (Shindig! 1964)
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Bobby Vinton - Mr. Lonely (Shindig!, December 2, 1964)
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        Cynthia Pauly Oh memories of Jr. High and slow dancing
       
        Ron Tello Culley Ya got me droolin' for nostalgia... :-p
       
        George Perham Try blowing yer nose it helps.
     
        Ron Tello Culley Hey! Get back in the weeb and help me with links, alright!!!!??????
       
        George Perham Check OZRT
       
        Ron Tello Culley That's code for outta my house.
     
        George Perham Show me the exit! You get patrons in here and lock 'em in. Then play your drums till they pay you to let them go. Then and only then do the exit lights come on. I'm wise to you Tello. lol
       
        Ron Tello Culley No, I mis-spoke. I said OZRT is "Off Campus". And yer ASSumption there is half right. You dint get the story on the brandishing weapons behind closed doors after dark. Yea, it's great. Everyday is Halloween in The House of Tello.
       
   
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This seems legit.
NOT!



Attention: Ron Culley
Monday, June 20, 2011 4:29 PM
From: "Abogado Abogado" <sfg.65@web.de>
To: "Ron Culley" <m86thecat@boohoo.com>

Dear Ron Culley,

I am a Spanish Citizen and Personal Attorney to Late Mr. Emmanuel Culley. I need your help in repatriate the funds left behind by my late client. (Late Mr. Emmanuel Culley), before he died with his entire family. And this fund valued US $12.5M. With properties which I will give you more detail upon your respond to this email.

Every attempt to trace any member of his family has not been successful.

I will give you more information upon your response to this plan.

Regards,
Abogado
(Personal Attorney to Late Mr. Culley)


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Designing:
The Return of The
BIGGEST Drum Set
in Nevada, Part 1


"I can't help myself.
I'm totally OUT OF CONTROL!
Please put me AWAY where I can get the help that I need!

Preferably between my Guitarist and a new Bass Player! "

-Ron Tello, Nevada
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you need a check-up
from the neck-up

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Is it cuz I'm on drugs? :crazy:
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Retro
Haven't seen you. Hope you're not sick?
June 17 at 8:29pm

        Yib No not sick just tied up with family matters, I do read the posts just don't post myself, I'll have it sorted out in a couple of weeks then things will be back to normal, thanks for asking Retro.
        June 18 at 1:37am

        Retro You're welcome mate.
        June 18 at 3:54am

        Tello Define "normal".
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The page you requested was not found.

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Better than stale chips, eh Smeeski?
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Aaron Hansen posted to Ron Tello Culley

Whats going around your place on the 4th ? Any beer drinking going on ?
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        Ron Tello Culley Keeping it cool, no plans. My wife will be here, and yeah...beer!
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(wife --->)Sherry Kopack I hope you're talking about me babe, or we'll both be in trouble :-D
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        Ron Tello Culley I always talk about you. That way, when you show up, there will be no confusion!
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        Ron Tello Culley See my NEW Drums???
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        Sherry Kopack Yeah, can't wait to hear you play. Do you have any other instruments? When does the bar have Karaoke? You know I love to sing.
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        Ron Tello Culley We will have Karaoke on Demand! How do you like me now?
        And: Drums are...ON! We got a Show for you!!!!
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        Sherry Kopack Great! I'm going to email you right now. Need privacy.
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        Ron Tello Culley I gotta go poop.
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can she make sammiches ?

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Flock YEAH!!!!!!!
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and on a hot summers night would she offer her throat to the wolf with the red roses ?

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It's too early in yer evening here, Mate. Go back to bed.
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Sherry Kopack Thanks for sharing.
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Ron Tello Culley Sho' 'nuff.....
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Too good to hide!

"Chrome Bonzo"
The latest development from The Tello Studios, Montello, Nv.

Go ahead...BLOG this!

The LOUDEST
Drum Set
in Nevada!

Designed and Constructed (nearly) to the Specifications of the John Henry "Bonzo" Bonham Kit [Led Zeppelin], in Chrome with a 22" Kick.
And the Rack Tom is twice the size of his!























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Designed and Constructed (nearly) to the Specifications of the John Henry "Bonzo" Bonham Kit [Led Zeppelin], in Chrome with a 22" Kick.
And the Rack Tom is twice the size of his!



and the guitarist ....is he from Boney-M ?

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Naa.

NYC.

Via Internet....


Do you understand that this Kit is THE BEST EVER???

This has potentially dramatic rippling effects on our relationship.
I may never need you again, see?
So don't mess with me right now, ok?
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"Uncle Joe Was "the Man" on my Radio when I was a boy. No, this day is special..sort-of....not!

http://www.facebook.com/unclejoebenson?notif_t=friend_confirmed ???????
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Life as we know it is flocked-Up! Suck on it!

Me!

Get OUT of here!!!

Too MUCH Promising objective material loading in here without any substancial evidence!
NO MORE Zombie Movie OFFERS!!!
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You felafelers are worse/better than the original Nazi's!
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dont make me come in there and deal with you

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My account got hacked!
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Rural Nevada residents
want cell tower turned back on


http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=16052879

    Luisa Jaquish Demorest
    Sorry everyone, I just have to say that I have verizon and except for a few gliches it has worked great since the day they turned on the tower. So, instead of all the griping, why dont you cancel your AT&T and switch to verizon? If AT&T wont cancel your contract turn them in to the BBB. It has taken years to get a tower out here and with everyones sniveling it wouldnt suprise me if they "cut & run" and say screw you guys. There arent enough people out in this area to even justify their cost of having a tower. So, we should be thankful for what we have.
    June 22 at 5:11pm · Like · 2 people

    Trula Limardo I know people who were with Alltel and at&t bought them out here...they are having problems too
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    Amanda Cantrell Tarango Verizon rocks!
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    Ron Tello Culley Huurrrrrr...
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PSSST!
In a "pinch".
Real quick; I gotta off-load this before the doors burst in....


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        Heather Weymouth Montello rocks! Does Shorty still own the Cowboy Bar?
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        Ron Tello Culley No. Troy Wadsworth took it over 3 years ago.
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        Ron Tello Culley Shorty and Jane are taking over management at Watson's "Area 52"!
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        Ron Tello Culley All that 'historic' deck wood got tore out today. Good thing ya got the pix!
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        Sugar Skull Horrible.
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        Ron Tello Culley That's...Progress????
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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2168436091637&set=a.2165637661678.2125885.1268736891&type=1
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Tobacco tin reinforcements along the wood sidewalks..
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        Ron Tello Culley SAD! All this got tore out today and replaced with new wood. Good thing we got these 'historic' pix!
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        Sugar Skull Are you serious?
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        Ron Tello Culley ?100%
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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2165686342895&set=a.2165637661678.2125885.1268736891&type=1
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A night to NEVER forget!
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        Sugar Skull What happened?
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        Ron Tello Culley SS Fraud. Long story. Those felafelers got run out of town. Old news.
        41 minutes ago · Like

        Sugar Skull News to me..How did an ambulance get called in on a white collar crime?
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        Ron Tello Culley Nevermind that. How did you...well, you know where I'm going with this.... Fess Up!
        38 minutes ago · Like

        Ron Tello Culley Are you in the Motello right now???
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        Sugar Skull What are you refering to?
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        Ron Tello Culley The Pilot Motel, Montello, On The Strip.
        36 minutes ago · Like

        Sugar Skull Silly, if I were in Montello right now you would know about it!
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        Ron Tello Culley Don't be so sure.
        And don't "get cocky"....
        (Insider's Joke)
        35 minutes ago · Like

        Ron Tello Culley btw: yer screen name is "just as" funky as YOU!
        :-p
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        Ron Tello Culley Oh, HEY! Ya know WHAT????
        Sry to 'violate' yer "Bubble", but......you need to stop crying about me to put you to sleep                            and wise up!
        I'm here to assure you that "The Boogie Man is REAL....and you just found him!"
        [Otis,"House of 1000 Corpses". A Rob Zombie Film.]
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From your album:
Cowboy Bar & Saloon

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Net Dump # 303: Who F'n CARES????
Archive it for me!!!


Ron Tello Culleyposted toTappen Masster
Tapp: I've been scanning INRITH for over an hour and every time I 'like' yer comments...fb blocks them... What's up widdat???? C)x-o=
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        Siân Richards ? Facebook has been messing about Ron :o//
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        Ron Tello Culley Messing with ME!!!
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        Ron Tello Culley See my new piccys?
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        Siân Richards ? I have now :o)))))
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        Ron Tello Culley Cowboy? Gong?
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        Siân Richards ? Drums :o)
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        Tappen Masster I've been banned from INRITH because of Sue Brink. I'll keep you informed.
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        Ron Tello Culley Brink Hit Squad?
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        Tappen Masster It would appear so and her lapdog Cyclops.
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        Laetitia Carole P what happened?
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        Ron Tello Culley This is THICK!
        Say more!!!!!
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Oh, YEAH!!!
LIKE I really care about
the shift in here!!!!!

I can't fake it any longer!

Ladies and Gents: I am a Tello.

Discriminate accordingly....







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Tapp: I've been scanning INRITH for over an hour and every time I 'like' yer comments...fb blocks them... What's up widdat???? C)x-o=
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        Siân Richards ? Facebook has been messing about Ron :o//
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        Ron Tello Culley Messing with ME!!!
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        Ron Tello Culley See my new piccys?
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        Siân Richards ? I have now :o)))))
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        Ron Tello Culley Cowboy? Gong?
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        Siân Richards ? Drums :o)
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        Tappen Masster I've been banned from INRITH because of Sue Brink. I'll keep you informed.
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        Ron Tello Culley Brink Hit Squad?
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        Tappen Masster It would appear so and her lapdog Cyclops.
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        Laetitia Carole P what happened?
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        Ron Tello Culley This is THICK!
        Say more!!!!!
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        Ron Tello Culley Sian Is required to speak up on my wall!!
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        Ron Tello Culley Tapp has a DUTY to Raise an Army and...all that...
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        Ron Tello Culley BTW: WTF is up with Markie the Mark Clops????
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        Ron Tello Culley Do we have to deflate his ego????
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        Ron Tello Culley Awww..COME ON and post! If it wazzint for US, Big Brother would have nothing to laff at!!!
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WHAT? There's MORE???

Y don't U F'n PAY FOR IT?????!!!!!!

~DERP~
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