The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)

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I take it that Tello's Dinky Service has been discontinued...?

[*Brum6y*]

Wrong bike! Where's the little green one?

Tello thrashed it and it gave up the ghost (the transmission, wasn't it, Tello?)

I think it was sold off as a 'Pimp my Ride' kit...

[tellomon]

Technically, I threw the chain and tweeked the clutch.
Soon as I launch my Internet Panhandling campaign later today, I hope to do an R&R.

And now, a more personalized view of my Big Scoot Shoot:

[*r3830*]

Looks great. Never really pictured you on a Suzuki!

[tellomon]

Pssst!

It IS only a picture.



C):-{= <" we call it a photo op or photo shoot... "<<

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SOON!!!!

The Tello Files hit counter shall
meet and surpass
the Last Word,
thus rendering my thread as

                     #1!
                      on the OZRT



                 

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[*Yibida*]

Yibs: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

Tello: Oh. Good.

Yibs: But we're not on my planet. Are we?

Tello: No.

[ Yibs starts beating up Tello ]


Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the future of this entire Forum is in jeopardy!

[tellomon]

You want fries with that?

[tellomon]

Sry yibs....



PWN3D !!!


C):-{= <: yoo hooo, lurkers! come out come out and introduce yourselves. your work is done, now scram! "<<

[tellomon]

     IT'S OFFICIAL!!!
Authentic * Genuine * Published


http://www.facebook.com/notes/ron-tello-culley/nevada-calling/209966349024495



C):-{= <" we got email ten minnits out of the chute. one guy wants to crashout on tellos sofa. "<<

[tellomon]

This is crap.

There was MORE fun here 2 years ago.

I'm old.

Why don't I die?

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54078?

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Would you believe....my former Wifey?



From: Sherry Kopack
Subject: Auntb found you
To: Tello@yahoo.com
Date: Sunday, May 8, 2011, 4:43 PM

Hey Omer, How the heck are you? It was great seeing your Photos. You look the same. "Good" of course. Let's get together. It's been since Phelan. Long time. I'm going on a trip to Prescott Az. Maybe I'll come to see you as well. That is if you don't have any jealous girlfriends or partners. HaHa.


Re: Auntb found you
Sunday, May 8, 2011 4:49 PM
From: "Ron Tello"
To:"Sherry Kopack"

For REAL? It's you?
Great!
How'd ya find me?
I often wondered if by chance you'd stop in my town and we'd see each other again.
Sure!
Know where I am?
Ah! You'll find me alright!

Cheers!
-RT aka Omer

[HellWest'nCrooked]

All these girls Tello, yep, I knew it            "your a star"

[tellomon]

And the tits hits keep on coming!

[tellomon]

Sherry Kopack confirmed you as a friend on Facebook...
Sunday, May 8, 2011 6:12 PM
From: "Facebook" <fbmessage+mhdh-j_d@facebookmail.com>
To: "Ron Tello Culley" <tello@yahoo.com>

facebook
   
Hi Ron,
Sherry confirmed you as a friend on Facebook.

[tellomon]

for real tello
your ex wife?
i am impressed that you both get on so well

So far so good.
I havint been in contact with her since 2003 when she left town and never returned.

btw: "Common Law". Not official, but the yelling & heartache was genuine.

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[tommy.irene]

4770 SNIPE..

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Attack of the Zombie Computer Accessories.

[*Yibida*]

54337.... and ya can't make a cent outta click per view ..... LOL

[tellomon]

Why you...I oughtta....



C):-{= <" the proper saying is "pay per click", idiot! "<<

[*Yibida*]

" the proper saying is "pay per click"...  either way stock up on yer acorn nuts it's gunna be a long winter...

[tellomon]

True that! It's still Winter here, @ May 9, 2011. Rain, wind, cold and snow... and I'm cooking firewood.

Did I ever mention CROP FAILURE?
Yeah, we never had a chance to plant seeds.

I'm starting to go to bed with my rainboots on.



Lord have Mercy!

[*smee*]

either way stock up on yer acorn nuts it's gunna be a long winter...

and make sure you hide them ...keep'em outasight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lENb6OzabPs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww5QEoZ5EQw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDOpsgrEhaM

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Somebody hijacked Smee's account.
That's not him.

[tellomon]

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=3414.0

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http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=3458.0

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Oct 21, 2008 12:10 AM

I can't believe I wrote this...I used to be a Great Writer and never published.......

Testing: Senior Composition assignment in progress....

I would like to comment here, but I'm too keen to be asking to do a battle of wits with unarmed persons herein.

Secretly, I pity the naysayers.

Openly, I don't fancy dealing with them under their present circumstancial mindsets. They're just too mangled beyond the point of recognition, and not User-Friendly.

Also: I want all the kindred spirits who have weighed-in so graciously on this thread, with vim & vigor and fire in their bellies, to find themselves Welcome in My House.

The Age of Reason is not dead; it's merely been hijacked by New Age Demons. This can change: they must be detained.

"The News" of the day is actually the lastest Damage Report of the continuing decline of The Empiracle Western Civilization Programme.

Not all people have been equipped to see such Esoteric Things as "The Aware" can see.. The majority of folks are "The Masses", and we have seen what they can do to stuff-up things! Voting for the Bonehead of their choice is a prime example of their severely disconnected malfunction from The Greater Good.

Bad behaviour, bad grammar, bad attitude and bad breath are clearly present in this venue, in our towns and on my Planet.

The Universe needs "Teams Players", and I'm not seeing recruits in large numbers.

I salute the Warriors who have posted before me.

Don't stop.
You are more articulate than me, yet just as "Inspired", and you know what I'm sayin' here.....

Let The Truth be known...
Talk hard!!!

I'm alledgedly speechless now.

And perfectly innocent of all cattfight charges.


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Jan 13, 2010 1:07 PM



Some people do not realize how they come across on the boards. Maybe Tello seemed "out there" to some people. I myself saw him as funny, albeit, maybe a little eccentric. His derogatory posts about ebay probably didn't help him. :^O

During a vacation, it might be a good idea to go back and read your own posts through open eyes.

I've often been surprised to see that I come across as very sarcastic. People have accused me of being condescending at times. I've also had things slapped that were not offensive in any way.




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Oct 15, 2008 12:06 AM

Here goes, Polly:

Again, for The Record:


It musta been on Oct 9...I was on P2 and catt spoke to me saying CYE.

@ EM, catt offered to send me stuff from her store, cuz she was closing it down.

I responded to catt via EM and the board.

Now, only after I was corrected today, that I find that I was mistaken about what was posted & what was EM, so I was a tad thrown-off about the origin of one of my "comments" to catt.

So, the post said buzz words: "Proposal" and "Let's do it".

Posters threw that in the discussion-mix as suspect evidence, leading some to consider if I was in cohootz with catt's scam.

I adamantly protested and told my tale, and offered to fwd catt's EM to them. I sent tidbits to one person; ebay em system restricted some of my content.

So, that's was it!

catt is gaming everyone & is getting off on watching everybody scratch each others' eyes out.

This is one for "The Cuckoo's Nest Chronicles".

Can I fwd the EM's to ya? I know you can disseminate the info better than me.....being on a dinosaur & all.....


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I just caught up on Prowlers Tello and I have to tell you that my first reaction was extreme anger that they interrogated you. That was NOT right....way messed up.

On the other hand, I understand that everyone is pretty upset and shaken right now. Nobody knows who to trust right now and they are looking to make sense out of this extremely bizarre set of events.

With that said, you should have respectfully declined sending the emails. They are yours, private and nobody's business but yours.


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Oct 15, 2008 12:51 AM

They are yours, private and nobody's business but yours.

True. But good exonerating evidence is the best. I shut 'em down for now, hopefully for ever...


I understand that everyone is pretty upset and shaken right now. Nobody knows who to trust right now and they are looking to make sense out of this extremely bizarre set of events.

Yes, of course. I'd think something was wrong if folks did NOT react/respond that way.

But ya gotta admit...it's so reminiscent of the Twilight Zone episode called: "The Monsters are Due on Maple Street".

“The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosives and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill, and suspicion can destroy, and a thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own; for the children, and the children yet unborn. And the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to The Twilight Zone."



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Jan 5, 2009 1:00 AM

Minus 10 dee-greeze here.

Whilst meaty goes out to harvest a tan ("fun in the sun").....it's the fair-complected North Nevadans & Montellites who are groveling, twisting and crying out to the god of choice for either the death by, or deliverance from, terminal FROSTBYTE!!!!!!! and artic-like house slippers conditions.

The ice buildup on the interior of my windows is plentiful to keep the Margaritas flowing till the break of brittle bones the next day.

It's so cold, the walk-in cooler is the warmest place in The House.

Mercy!

Perhaps my handymen can finish installing my woodstove in the next 23 hours.

I take an hour to poo in a bucket cuz the toidy pipes are seized until July.

The neighbourhood snowmen all caught a Southbound freight train, leaving no forwarding address.

The upside is the custom glacier entrapping my pick-up in the parking lot.

The cops won't be impounding those popped tags anytime soon!

I can't keep my cigars dry, lit or straight.

Now I regret having chased off the wild dogs. They wouldda made a sweet beddie bungalow.

Burning toast to keep warm is neither functional or fashionable.

I gotta get another latitude out of gratitude for a more enduring room temperature.

It's so cold, beer refuses to exit the can.

Some Saloon this turned-in to be..........
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Jan 5, 2009 3:22 AM

Ron you need to get on one of your iceberg and head over to sunny Australia


Sorry. Can't.

I spent all my vacation money on snowshoveling, propane, thermals, new stovepipe, a cord of firewood delivered & split; kitchen matches, candles, sterno, a rebuilt electric blanket, a burn barrel, a barrel of hot chocolate, down socks, wool shorts, portable 12 volt toasters (1 per hand), 10 cases of Top Ramen, 8 cases chili con carne, 12 cases of spam, a bunch of canned goods & fish, frozen pizzas, burritos and pot pies; an undisclosed number of bottles of booze; 6 months-in-progress Real Estate remodelling parts costs, delivery fees and labor payroll; 10 pounds of premium rolling tobacco, a crate of Zig-Zags, 27 DVD's off eBay, 40 gallons of petrol, 6 months auto insurance, a large tube of neosporin, some chapstik, chocolate bars; a 10 x 50 foot roll of black 3 mil visqueen, 50,000 rounds of 1/2inch Arrow staples, 1 carton of duct tape, a new combat rifle with banana clips, bulk ammo & accessories; NRA membership dues & late fees, a used dagger & sheath, glove wax, jackhammer oil, sawhorse corral, solar-powered rainbow calandar, granola converter, hydrolic wall jacks, severed artifact chaser; Deep-Cycle "D" batteries & inverter, snowboard chains, pig pen & pencil, several modified theories, 2 mixed nuisances, a dozen fleeting ambitions, some prayer gum, a 2009 edition of Bartending for Dummies, a cordless Makita corkscrewgun, a 10 gallon bucket of bandanas, a remote-control interior floodlight, mysterious legal fees, pay-per-view parking meter fees, Prybar Tips, Grocery Store tabs, postage & handling, pooltable lease, long-distance fees for short-tempered calls, nickel & dime funeral arrangements; weekly planner upgrades, library maintenance, vehicular body fluids, a four-finger lid and a dozen hits of amphetamines.

I aim to get this job done!

And my Drum Heap needs completion & promo. ah HA! My website, yes. Must finish website. Blog my smog!

I'm alive!

Am I living?

Hybernation isn't pretty.

Besides, if I go down under, all I'll do is end up talking that Aussie talk don'tcha know?

I lived in Florida 2 1/2 years before returning to Califroonia. I took a year to lose my Southern accent.

Please spare me that discomfort.

Better YOU should book a rezzie for a room at the Motello this summer!

I will (plan to) bust-out gloriously with Sights, Sounds, Machines and Monsters, Industrial Toys & Play Tools; Hot Rods, Rocketships, Dragons-Demons-Dolls-Dynamite; Glitter, Litter, Glamour & Goo...All Designed in my Mind for Maximum Satisfaction as the Main Attraction on my Stage (it's all the rage!), in my Cribbage and thruout the Village!!!

On the off-chance key personell may not show up, I can do a bit of sing-a-long with Hank Williams, Johnny Cash and Black Sabbath....


Whadda-ya say? Take a bite out of the Nevada Life!

Tastes just like The Wild West.

Cuz it is The Wild West.

Except without the Posse, Gunfights, Outhouses and Gallows. :^O


(did I say that?)
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Jan 5, 2009 5:04 AM

Hey Ron could you spread out those city limit signs a
bit. whenever I drive down that road...I pass the bar
because I`am out of town awready. Sure get thristy.

Roger
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Jan 5, 2009 7:24 AM

Quit goofin' around Roger!

I gave you detailed coordinance on what's what in T-town, & you insist upon wandering off for unauthorized adventure, treacherous flatland mishaps, perilous garden gawking and other such boneheaded Tourist escapades.

Again: the landing strips are 500 yards due North of town, accessable at Gamble Ranch Road; you can taxi from strip to street in 5 minutes and hitch up at the Park, across 5th Avenue from my Digs.

The backdoor is passwordkey sensitive; best to call me from the Cowboy Pay Phone to arrange clandestined, VIP entry into my Inner Sanctum, Studio, Gallery and Mopey-um Parlour.

Try to EM me again today before this latest snowfall event
knocks out my Net Dish again.

To repeat:

Quit foolin' around!
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Wonder where Ron went ?:|
Maybe is off packing for his trip here?


Nope.
I'm trippin', but not to Aussieland.

I'm bizzy pounding beer and nails.
Smokin' power tools and crack propane.
Glu-in'& screw-in'; the cows outside mooin' & pooin'.
My projects are running behind; LOTS of big things need a little doin'!


All night solo remodeling work & Arts projects.

There's no denyin': sawdust flyin', all over my Inn;
"Man at work"...I ain't lyin'.

Drill, drive & sweep.
Meas once & cut twice; The Shop Vac cleans deep.
Centerpunch, countersink & mitre;
T-Bevel, plumb & level....
It's another constructive All-Nighter!

Sing & dance to the tunes of the Working Class appeal;
Warranty is void if you break the seal.

Don't talk. Caulk.

Noory on the radio; it's the end of the World & I'm not afraidio.
My world is nearly full blossum; Making good use of all materials on hand; new, used & found, all others... toss 'em.
Dump run.
Carry a gun.
Staples caulk & nails.
Havin' fun.
Crash & burn demo; production design memo.
Where does this go?
Got any hints?
Consult the Master Plan,
located on the blueprints.

More stuff now on order, how much longer can I afforder?
The heck with me...
I'm developing equity!

Layin' pipe,
pulling wire;
Slingin' paint & watch it dryer.

Lock nut, wire nut, wingnut;
overalls too tight, can't scratch my butt.
Dug a ditch but not in a rut; have a new box of blades
and a bleeding cut.
Stuck valves open, new door won't shut.

Non-stop action,
more miles than traction;
Part-time hired help enjoying part-time pay satisfaction.
Pay dues, payroll;
pay attention;
Pay for the priveledge to be a distraction.

Hot dog,
hot wax; hot tip....doesn't change the facts.
Hot tub, hot water;
a fine place to be found with the hothead Sheriff's Hot Leg daughter.

Handyman, Carpenter, Painter...ho!
When I finish with that,
I'll start some mo.

It depends when it ends,
on the number of your friends;
The days they show up, the hours they spent;
3 hour lunches & where they went.
Do it yourself & not get bent;
Until it gets done,
you'll live in a tent.

I'm ruffin' & tuffin;
Camping, ramping, amping & tramping.
Urban Cat, turned Desert Rat;
Drunk & fat; dirty hat..
nailbags full of this & that.
Suitcase toolbox, keys, no locks;
Strong as a mule.
stubborn as an ox.
Hammer in the crotch,
nails in the socks.

You can't be a goof when ya own the roof.
Talking to the walls may break yer balls.
If you hit the door runnin', headed for the floor;
you know you're Property rich,
and furniture poor.

Lord of some land, that's what I be;
10 acres, a lot and my Shop makes three..
All paid in full, paid cash money.
You may say "that's great",
I say it's funny.

I'd be The Mayor if this was a real town.
You see..the villagers really are idiots;
I just play the clown.

And if you ever come to visit,
to look and see;
Be sure to get a sample of the history.
Cattle and trains, casinos and gold;
Today the Townies do nothing,
except get

drunk

and



old.


Yeah, I work for free; employed by me.

Others for hire,
who loiter & perspire,
are fools with tools;
live in their cars
and drive their mules.
They bust a move
and shake a leg.
When payday comes,
I let them beg.

I say "I create jobs in this town
and you're makin' Hay;
Most folks would envy you
for living this way.
In todays economic climate
you guys are stylin'

at

20 dollars


a



day."





*** "Boss" is my Title.

Not my persona.


Yep. No Aussie trip for me this week!

:^O


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This is where Community Service is essential.

And all dead beats get eliminated by selective animosity...

C):-{=  <" ooooh! montello got 'served'... "<<

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You want blood and guts here?

HERE'S BLOOD AND GUTS!!!!

Cynthia Pauly [<---The Oldest Richey Sister!]
I just found out Hobo with a Shotgun was on DVD - omg, I thought I was waiting for it to come out on the Big Screen. Yahoo..
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        Ron Tello Culley Ha haaa. Kick-ass movie is a HIT!
        Have any of you peeps SEEN or considered my Humble FUNDRAISER Post???
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        Ron Tello Culley WTF!!!!?????
        When will REALITY supercede fb so I can get to work???
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        Ron Tello Culley Also: WHO GIVES A CARE ABOUT ME, ANYWAY?????
        I need to know.
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        Ron Tello Culley MY movie kix ass, too! Why don't you care???
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        Ron Tello Culley I want ANSWERS, or I will massacre my so-called friends list and return to my Hermitage...and chant FTW!!! Then I will write my memoires behind bars after I murder all the local paracites who are bringing this scene down...
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        Ron Tello Culley "Tello with a Shotgun". Coming soon on DVD!
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        George Perham It goes on and on. In ten years the same crap will be bandied & bickered about.
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         In ten years I will post to yer fb wall about it! lol, FO!

         Next Month, I'm having my Big Heart Attack! Sorry about my sucky math!
         See ya in Hell!

         Osama bin-Laden STFU and drive you mad country infadel!!! Give me my eBay deliveries already!!!

         Smee-On-Ice Ease off ya Nong. There's serious junk going on here without you. So, kill your ego....

         Ron Tello Culley Control? What Control? I never claimed to have any Control around here ya Kaos Geek! I ad-lib this shite anyway, so what's the Crisis all about, Boris???

         Natasha Ooooh Tello I must see you now! Meet me in the laboratory!

         Ron Tello Culley Waaaaahh, Nat! Shove off to the kitchen and make me Bacon Sammiches!
And NO commercials!

          Ron Tello Culley Come time for the next elections, I'm voting with my Will To Resist Corrupted Authority!!!

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Where is the clitoris?
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I have a stupid question. Where is the clitoris located exactly in the female's genitalia? If it differs per woman, what is the easiest way to locate it?

Thanks,
Can't find

 

Dear Can't find,

Your question is a far cry from stupid! The clitoris may be quite elusive to men and women who haven't fully explored their partner's or their own body. This little "joy button" deserves to be found, and below are some insights to improve your seeking skills. For starters, you may want to take a look at a basic human sexuality textbook; or you can check out these diagrams from Teenwire.com* to orient yourself to female and male pleasure zones.

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Why did syphilis become such a reverberating topic around the turn of the nineteenth and twentieth centuries?

Was this simply because it clearly encoded several resonant anxieties around sex and gender at a time of ever-accelerating social change and increasing threats to the self-confidence of the 'advanced' Western nations which throughout the nineteenth century had regarded themselves as at the pinnacle of evolution?

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Nevada Calling!
by Ron Tello Culley on Thursday, May 5, 2011 at 3:45pm

Dear Family, Friends and Countrymen;

I am your Brother, Friend and Neighbor..... Ron Culley, aka Ron Tello, aka Baby Boy Richey.

 
I message you today with my hat in hand, and a heavy heart.

This is not easy for me; I've been procrastinating about this for nearly 3 months.

The time has come that I must share with you the following information.

This News Headline reads:

RON TELLO GOES BROKE.

ECONOMY TO BLAME.

Operation PLAN B Announced!

Perhaps you are aware that this area where I live is "economically depressed". There are no jobs which I can do....Professional House Painter, Carpenter and Handyman.

Believe me, I've hustled near and far in the region. Illegal Immigrants have seized and dominated my career years ago in California, and there's no relief anywhere in America. ( I can attribute this to the Republicrats and the ways of the Federal Government's Acts of Treason. ) The situation is so sad... I cannot even get a Volunteer Gig.

Over the past 8 years I have lived on my inheritance from The Culley Estate. It was what I say was a Half-Million Dollars, but it was a few Bones short.

It's ALL GONE.

I made what I saw were Wise Investments. They tanked HARD! I sold them at a 300% +/- LOSS.

I had set about to make a splash in the Music Industry with my Big Drum Set act. > FAIL.

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The saying "Build it and they will come" did not prove true.

My Motto and Epitaph: "World Famous and Nobody Cares" IS TRUE!

Every potential opportunity and offer ever made to me have FAILED.( I don't even get Hate Mail. )

Selling my surplus gear Online is not happening, either...

Regrets? Oh Yeah! That's a long list...... Admittedly I've made bad decisions, but I kept believing in myself, my potential, and what remaining fragments of my Wits I may have.

I'm at the Bottom of The proverbial Barrel, and I owe back taxes on it....

Here's the GOOD NEWS!

Online Publishing. eBooks.

http://www.lulu.com/en/about/demo.php

http://www.lulu.com/blog/2010/03/12/how-to-make-an-ebook-anyone-can-read/?cid=us_ebk_faq1

I'm still kicking myself for not have gotten into it years ago. I got sloppy. Lazy. I messed up BIG!

It's not too late to rebuild my self-esteem, wealth and prosperity!

I HAVE MATERIAL!!!!

The FIRST Project on my Agenda is known by the working title: "Dark Secret Baby: The Tales of Baby Boy Richey and Other Lost & Found Children Comes To Light".

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This is easy: The bulk of it consists of the Original emails between myself, Sunny and others ( you know who you are, lol! ); Facebook wall posts, PMs and Chat Sessions. [ Oh yes! I collect everything! ] Also: Photos! Those which I have, & the ones I will request later from the Family! I have the raw data waiting to be laid-out in chronological order. The final draft will be delivered to all concerned parties for review and editing purposes...A MUST!

A significant number of my Facebook & Townie friends emphatically encourage me to "Go For It!".

[ Remember: First comes the Book; then Movies are made from it! ]

Currently, I am learning the tech aspects of the online publishing process. It's not impossible, but I need to step-up my enthusiasm.

I have "Help" at the ready, but I need to:

>fortify my computer equipment, etc., asap;

>cover my expenses for 4 months;

>get to work!

 

This is what I'm up against right now:

I am receiving bi-monthly payments from my last & final Real Estate sale which averages $600 per month. This won't last much longer. It is the only income I have and I am virtually clinging for dear life.

My bank account is in the Red. I owe $200 to clean that up, but my Debit card is still suspended for another 4 months. I can only make deposits, take PayPal payments, cash withdrawls and write checks.

I have Property Back Taxes; utility bills stacking up, a Dentist Debt, a Store Tab, and my accumulated debt to The Cowboy Bar is about $4.99 away from a new World's Record for the Highest Bar Tab in Montello History.

My computer gear needs an upgrade to persue my eBook exploits.

Stuff. I need some more that will do me good...unlike that Dust Magnet on my Stage.

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Chew on this: The average number of an Adult's Full Head of Teeth is 32. I have 15, and declining.

Suffer me.

 

Here's my Agenda:

 

This, right now, is what I can only describe as "Internet Panhandling", with a lovely Twist:

I'm posting my 1988 32-foot Luxury Travel Trailer as COLLATERAL on Good Faith for

a Personal Loan for Three Thousand Dollars USD ($3,000.00).

 

It will fix my debts, get me stuff and keep My House alive for approximatly 4 months -- time enough to roll out my Products, enjoy Market exposure, and by the Hand of Providence....generate income.

Also: I plan to post a Fundraiser on my WordPress.com blog. I'm out to generate Grants and Generous Charitable Donations for my cause: If my eBooks should fail, I can still Stay Alive, Do Great Things and BE Somebody, before I die.

 

This is, IMHO, my ONLY option. If I don't do this, there will be NOTHING. I'm done. A gonner. A bum.

I'm not desperate. Worse than that: I'm a "Dead Man Blogging".

("A simple matter of difficulty.")

 

Now, some Critics say: "Why don't you move to somewhere you can get work?".

The answer, MY answer, is simple: "WHERE? Things are shitty all over, and Cities are dangerous.

And HOW? Moving requires High Finances & I have none. So I'm stuck. Stuck you!".

 

Things could be worse: Migrating back to Southern California and camp-out on my sister Sunny's front lawn.

 

Let's keep this Modern and Up-Beat!

 

I have already presented this issue to several qualified locals. I was DENIED. They have forced me to come to you!

 

I'm not asking for your money ( but it couldn't hurt ). I'm simply asking you to get some to me by whatever means possible. Hustle for me. Ask around. Forward this Post. Knock on some doors. Pass a hat. Recycle.

 

Or, deal with me directly on my Loan Request. I'm in no position to be picky. I'll enter into any agreement, sign any contract or seal any deal...upon Pre-Screening and Approval. I especially like the idea of receiving Personal Grants, and Generous Charitable Contributions, and avoid the WordPress Campaign.

 

$3,000.00 USD. I easily have that in Drum Gear. It just won't sell!!!  I need the cash now.

Feel free to ask for photos of my "Collateral", and ask any questions. Let's GO!

 

I promise this: ALL active contibutors herein will receive notoriety and acclaim in the Credits section of my First eBook...AND A DISCOUNTED COPY! "What a Deal !".

 

That's all I got for ya right now.

Thanks for your eTime and for your Thoughtful Consideration to my issue.

 

Cheers!

 

-Ron Tello Culley
500 Front Street
PO Box 115
Montello, Nv. 89830
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=690587159
PayPal: m86thecat@yahoo.com
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    Jenn Thompson, Valerie Jeans and 2 others like this.

        Ron Tello Culley Give In - Give Up - Give Out
        May 5 at 5:49pm · Like

        Gina Sullivan ?((((())))
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        George Perham
        Tello All the best mate. Get started on that book. I know it's hard without cash but what else can you do? Just get started and one foot will follow the other. Beg borrow or steal a computer with the right gear in it if yours is no good. You've got every thing there compiled even if you just start on the introduction you're on the way. Try perhaps advertising in your paper for a silent cash partner. Get everything together show them what you've got. I did that ages ago with one book and got a partner. At that time it was publishers that let me down. My book wasn't what they were after in genres. They wanted to copy titles that were best sellers I.E. romance or biographies so it went back in the draw but I did get a silent partner so it can be done.
        May 5 at 6:46pm · Unlike · 2 people

        Ron Tello Culley Excuse me. Do I know you, Sir?

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        May 5 at 6:49pm · Like · 1 person

        George Perham Only too well. LOL
        May 5 at 6:55pm · Unlike · 1 person

        Ron Tello Culley I LOVE my Fan Club bartenders!
        May 5 at 6:56pm · Like

        George Perham Yer tab's getting a bit long. LOL
        May 5 at 6:57pm · Unlike · 1 person

        Ron Tello Culley Wait...WHAT? NO! Not to misrepresent my case or confuse the Public, both Private and At Large.....I'm not RUINED by Spirits and Grog in The Cowboy Saloon, no. I'm toast cuz I paid into The American Dream, and it went to VIRAL NIGHTMARE!!!!!

        Suddenly, being an American izzint so cool anymore, "get it"?

        I hope this clarifies my situation. Thank You!
        May 5 at 7:01pm · Like · 2 people

        Dennis Bakke crap life sucks
        May 6 at 12:20am · Unlike · 1 person

        Ron Tello Culley Crap! You could suck if you don't qualify yer statement!!
        Huurrr...
        May 6 at 1:12am · Like

        David Buehler PUT YOUR STUFF OUT TO EVERY MUSICIAN I KNOW. MAYBE SOMETHING WILL BREAK FOR YOU.
        May 6 at 1:49pm · Unlike · 1 person

        Ron Tello Culley THX Dave!!!!
        May 6 at 3:00pm · Like

        David Buehler NO PROBLEM
        May 6 at 10:07pm · Unlike · 1 person

        Paul Petsu Would you be interested in selling some Cymbals?
        Sunday at 5:30pm · Like

        Ron Tello Culley Not the good ones! See previous comment.
        Sunday at 5:33pm · Like

        Ron Tello Culley I have some others I'll consider moving out. Email me!
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