Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 4239506 times)

*smee* · « **Reply #3900 on:** July 26, 2010, 12:20:05 AM »

DOH ....

Sorry I forgot , you are the Nevada branch of Smee Enterprises

Roo · « **Reply #3901 on:** July 26, 2010, 12:24:05 AM »

Nevada branch of Smee Enterprises

maybe tello could put a sign with that above his front door?

lol

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #3902 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:17:51 AM »

Would be curious to see his business card...

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #3903 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:40:37 AM »

A Barret 50 cal sorts out the fools.

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #3904 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:45:48 AM »

Morning Ubb.....

.... subtle as ever.

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #3905 on:** July 26, 2010, 11:43:00 AM »

G'day Brum6y. I've always favoured a direct approach.

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #3906 on:** July 27, 2010, 01:52:25 AM »

Something like this, perhaps?..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pcVDmX4ho4

*smee* · « **Reply #3907 on:** July 27, 2010, 02:26:52 AM »

this is slim from our Florida branch , in case you wondered what happened to it slim lost his neck in a training accident

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxhrLaHVVd4&feature=related

This is slims big brother from our Boston division

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hup7s93y02k&feature=related

*smee* · « **Reply #3908 on:** July 27, 2010, 02:29:54 AM »

and Nanna Centuries from our Sydney department

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hup7s93y02k&feature=related

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #3909 on:** July 27, 2010, 02:59:01 PM »

Brum6y. re Reply #3906. Brilliant, I love it, way to go, excellent, should be more of it.

tellomon · « **Reply #3910 on:** July 28, 2010, 04:20:12 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
BACON ATTACK!!!!
They're cooking Bacon next door at the Cowboy. Their grill exhaust is being sucked into my house thru my swamp cooler.
BRB.........
July 27, 2010 8:47pm
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Ron Tello Culley
Bacon grease. I'm soaking in it now.
3 hours ago

Stephen West
Live in the moment Ron! LIVE!
3 hours ago

Ron Tello Culley
Splash like there's no tomorrow!!!
3 hours ago

Stephen West
Please keep the profile pic up for a while! Love it!!!
3 hours ago


Ron Tello Culley
Steal it. I have more.
3 hours ago

Stephen West
lol
3 hours ago

Stephen West
Would never steal from you Ron!
3 hours ago

Ron Tello Culley
OK then. "Lift" it.
3 hours ago

Stephen West
Can do that.
3 hours ago

Ron Tello Culley
The aroma of bacon is now being replaced by the fresh, wet vapors of the surrounding cow pastures. The whole town smells like ass. :-(
Ah, the joys of rural living....

tellomon · « **Reply #3911 on:** July 28, 2010, 04:33:02 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #3912 on:** July 29, 2010, 08:46:04 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #3913 on:** July 30, 2010, 02:55:28 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #3914 on:** July 31, 2010, 07:13:40 PM »

*smee* · « **Reply #3915 on:** July 31, 2010, 10:01:39 PM »

HellWest'nCrooked · « **Reply #3916 on:** July 31, 2010, 10:59:46 PM »

WOW.........that really adds to the explanation of DERP !!

tellomon · « **Reply #3917 on:** July 31, 2010, 11:24:29 PM »

I got this on eBay!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=6343706&l=11d99fb62e&id=690587159

Click the pic for all piccys!

tellomon · « **Reply #3918 on:** August 01, 2010, 12:27:15 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #3919 on:** August 01, 2010, 06:30:28 PM »

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*Yibida* · « **Reply #3920 on:** August 01, 2010, 07:14:19 PM »

What is this ... flocking Bingo ...

tellomon · « **Reply #3921 on:** August 01, 2010, 07:26:05 PM »

100 hits a day by lurkers reading the hit counter report.

It's genius!

tellomon · « **Reply #3922 on:** August 02, 2010, 02:59:31 PM »

Facebook stuff. Enjoy!

Ron Tello Culley
THX for the "that was quick" add!

Roy Mathis
lmao! no problem buddy!

Ron Tello Culley
Woe! Hey LOOK everybody! He called me "buddy"!
lol...

Roy Mathis
HA! gotta come up with a new word for male friends! damn!

Ron Tello Culley
Try "Bloke".

Roy Mathis
good one.

Ron Tello Culley
Ya, me Aussie friends corrupted me long ago. No return to my Yankee Roots anytime soon....

Roy Mathis
my aussie friends corrupted me too but i wasnt able to hold on long enoguh lol

Ron Tello Culley
Yeah, "Multi-Culturism" is a big word...

Roy Mathis
so big I cant even say it!

Ron Tello Culley
If ya need to spell it, just copy & paste my last post..

Ron Tello Culley
Flockdude...you only have 59 friends? What are ya...a NOOB? Or did ya AXE a grip of deadweights like I did last week?

Roy Mathis
oh I got rid of over 200 "friends' who didnt talk or anything!

Ron Tello Culley
Gotcha! I 86'd my High School baggage...

Roy Mathis
yeah if I axed all my HS "friends" Id be left with about 5 ppl lol

Ron Tello Culley
Ya, me and 4 knuckleheads @ INRITH!!! Not bad!

Ron Tello Culley
AwwwDude! Your were born in '80?

Roy Mathis
HA! an amazin group of ppl we are!

Roy Mathis
ya...good year for creating things or so I heard lol

Ron Tello Culley
Ya missed the 60's, a-hole!!!!
lol

Roy Mathis
No shite eh! when free love made the world a betta place!

Ron Tello Culley
The 70's were bad for popular school fashion.

Roy Mathis
Thank god I was never asked to disco:)

Ron Tello Culley
Free Love made new diseases. I'm talking about the Music...

Ron Tello Culley
Disco dis way, Datsco dat way...

Roy Mathis
oh I missed the making of the tunes..but Jimi, Janis and many more reside in my LP (yep I got LP's) and CD collection!

Ron Tello Culley
Nuff said

Ron Tello Culley
I dint mean I am done chatting...shite.
Go see my Photos...

Ron Tello Culley
Woe, dude! Grab yer Axe, get in the car...and show up at my Studio!

Roy Mathis
i might do that! long drive though lol

Ron Tello Culley
Quit yer snivvlin'. We travel 50 miles for a sammich out here!
Google my town!

Roy Mathis
i walk 5 daily bloke! lol

Ron Tello Culley
Hang on to that Boyish Complexion, Mate!

Roy Mathis
Army ROTC mate...they love marching;)

Ron Tello Culley
Right. That ain't me, but I loves me War Movies. "Get off my obsticle Pyle!!!"

Roy Mathis
LMAO! shite like that really happens!

Ron Tello Culley
R. Lee Ermy happens!

Roy Mathis
oh hell yes! loves me some R. Lee

Ron Tello Culley
Dale Dye, anyone?

Roy Mathis
anyone who can ACT like a Drill Sergeant as well as R. Lee, even after being one...is perfect! love Mail Call!

Ron Tello Culley
Ya, I saw that once. I killed my TV years ago. So, Dale Dye?

Ron Tello Culley
Googlin' Montello are ya?

Ron Tello Culley
Oh...Lucy..!

Roy Mathis
lol sorry had stuff goin on. Ill get back with ya soon mate

Ron Tello Culley
Look for me. Cheers!

*smee* · « **Reply #3923 on:** August 02, 2010, 05:58:44 PM »

Tello , Dan from Beijing office has been on the phone and told me that you havent yet confirmed that you will be attending Wednesday evenings roundtable meeting .....

http://www.china-smee-forum.com/smee/roundtable/roundtable.php

tellomon · « **Reply #3924 on:** August 02, 2010, 07:51:01 PM »

---VIRUS! DO NOT CLICK!!!---> http://www.china-smee-forum.com/smee/roundtable/roundtable.php <---VIRUS! DO NOT CLICK!!!---

tellomon · « **Reply #3925 on:** August 02, 2010, 07:52:53 PM »

C):-{= <" dude, that was flocking cooool.... "<<

g00gle me!

tellomon · « **Reply #3926 on:** August 02, 2010, 07:59:42 PM »

Woe! No shite!!!!

C&P this ^, my Mascot's face ^ & google it!
Those guys RIPPED ME OFF!!! That's MY icon!!!!!!!!!
flock!

tellomon · « **Reply #3927 on:** August 02, 2010, 08:04:30 PM »

MOM!
I got plagerism in my pants...!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #3928 on:** August 02, 2010, 09:19:00 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #3929 on:** August 03, 2010, 04:27:46 PM »

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=6343706&l=11d99fb62e&id=690587159

tellomon · « **Reply #3930 on:** August 03, 2010, 05:13:49 PM »

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*Yibida* · « **Reply #3931 on:** August 03, 2010, 07:32:12 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on August 02, 2010, 05:58:44 PM

Tello , Dan from Beijing office has been on the phone and told me that you havent yet confirmed that you will be attending Wednesday evenings roundtable meeting .....

http://www.china-smee-forum.com/smee/roundtable/roundtable.php

WTF !...smee enterprises has an office in china ?.... An inscrutably flocking amateurish $2 shop.... I thot the Amigo's had class ...

tellomon · « **Reply #3932 on:** August 03, 2010, 09:10:54 PM »

We havvint had a meeting in yonks.
I blame you guys.

Don't make me
mad, again.

tellomon · « **Reply #3933 on:** August 03, 2010, 09:34:56 PM »

~~ SAMMICHES ~~

HellWest'nCrooked · « **Reply #3934 on:** August 03, 2010, 10:27:15 PM »

Quote from: *Yibida* on August 03, 2010, 07:32:12 PM

Quote from: *smee* on August 02, 2010, 05:58:44 PM
Tello , Dan from Beijing office has been on the phone and told me that you havent yet confirmed that you will be attending Wednesday evenings roundtable meeting .....

http://www.china-smee-forum.com/smee/roundtable/roundtable.php

WTF !...smee enterprises has an office in china ?.... An inscrutably flocking amateurish $2 shop.... I thot the Amigo's had class ...

Righto.........call your meeting.......I'm ready to take the ~~meat~~ minutes.!

tellomon · « **Reply #3935 on:** August 04, 2010, 07:52:18 AM »

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*smee* · « **Reply #3936 on:** August 04, 2010, 07:54:50 AM »

are you getting ready for the Beijing meeting ... Im about to fly out for it

I think they will be serving Sun Bear

tellomon · « **Reply #3937 on:** August 06, 2010, 04:06:02 PM »

Day Of The Dude

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=141254075898104

tellomon · « **Reply #3938 on:** August 06, 2010, 06:32:21 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #3939 on:** August 06, 2010, 07:03:48 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
We're sniffing paint.
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Ron Tello Culley
Hi DW! Strickly Professional....

David Carl Wolnisty
Howdy Ron! yes, of course, what else?

Ron Tello Culley
Street-grade.

David Carl Wolnisty
what color?

Ron Tello Culley
Oil-base.

David Carl Wolnisty
is that a color?

Ron Tello Culley
U better BELIEVE IT!!!

David Carl Wolnisty
?:-D

Ron Tello Culley
Montello Camo: Stapled-up beer boxes and tumbleweeds.

David Carl Wolnisty
Dortmund Camo : stacked-up crates of empty beer bottles

Ron Tello Culley
Day of The Dude! *I'm there*

Ron Tello Culley
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=141254075898104

John Wreckmaster
Thought you got rid of that big bucket? Whatcha paintin?

Ron Tello Culley
Apt.

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #3940 on:** August 06, 2010, 07:35:00 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on August 06, 2010, 07:03:48 PM

David Carl Wolnisty
what color?

Ron Tello Culley
Oil-base.

David Carl Wolnisty
is that a color?

Ron Tello Culley
U better BELIEVE IT!!!

... fresh from the Gulf of Mexico labs of BP .... (but that's not British Paints...!)

tellomon · « **Reply #3941 on:** August 06, 2010, 08:13:03 PM »

Look upon a dangerous Oregon scofflaw!

Her name is Julie, she’s seven years old, and she decided to sell some lemonade at a Portland, Oregon art fair… yes. You know precisely how this ends: it ends with a county public sector union employee with a clipboard making a seven year old cry by threatening her with several hundred dollars in fines for not having the right permits. And with the spokesmen for various public health departments justifying having their public sector union employees making a seven year old girl cry because, hey, you have to protect the public and the law’s the law.

Plus, it beats thinking.

Moe Lane

PS: Hey, if Blue State/Democratic-controlled governments want to avoid being raked over the coals because their convoluted regulatory schemes keep throwing up scenarios where public sector union employees have to threaten seven year old girls and make them cry, here’s a thought: don’t make the regulatory schemes quite so complicated. True, doing it that way requires one faction of the Democratic party (public sector unions) to have a fight with another faction (trial lawyers), but why is that my problem?

http://www.redstate.com/moe_lane/2010/08/05/look-upon-a-dangerous-oregon-scofflaw/

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/08/portland_lemonade_stand_runs_i.html

tellomon · « **Reply #3942 on:** August 07, 2010, 03:16:26 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #3943 on:** August 07, 2010, 05:09:02 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #3944 on:** August 08, 2010, 01:39:23 AM »

What is the life span of a cricket?

One must have gotten into my house and I can hear it chirping all the time but I can never find it...how long till it dies?

Crickets only live a few weeks. The crickets hatch from eggs laid in the ground in the spring or early summer, and are adults within about 3 months. They breed and then lay their eggs in late summer. They then die of old age or will freeze if the temperature lowers to 32 degrees. Incidently the the higher the temperature gets the more a cricket chirps.
http://mathbits.com/MathBits/TISection/Statistics2/linearREAL.htm

Try turning on your air conditioner if you have one and maybe he'll quiet down...lol.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060805214720AAHahOL

tellomon · « **Reply #3945 on:** August 09, 2010, 03:00:50 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #3946 on:** August 09, 2010, 05:43:26 AM »

LOL!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=6441175&l=3dba834e5d&id=690587159

tellomon · « **Reply #3947 on:** August 09, 2010, 06:54:35 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #3948 on:** August 09, 2010, 09:44:52 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #3949 on:** August 11, 2010, 01:25:13 AM »

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