Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)  (Read 4240425 times)

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Hi Tello..SNIPE.. 800..
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(I think he meant 3800)



- and can you guess why I posted this image...?

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yes coz the train is 3801 same number as post

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Did you recognise the loco - or read the number on the front?

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Where's my last post here? I POSTED something here before and now it's gone.

OK. Fricken deal with this new entry:


John Wreckmaster 
Job Posting: Now hiring for this very page.
Title: Calling Photoshop Cop.
When: Immediate vacancy
Term: Indefinite
Hours: Flexible, but must have internet access.
...Renumeration: None, but many fringe entertainment benefits
Description: You are an obsessive go getter type. Willing to work independently, you will monitor all threads on this page for people who accuse photographs and digital images of being manipulated by Photoshop. Must be able to detect any slang terms for this, and terminate accounts of persons making posts about photoshop use.
You will report directly to the cyclops who is sadly unable to keep more than one eye on this problem. We give priority status to hiring minorities and the physically disabled, especially those missing one of 2 body parts. Yes, ten fingers is considered an asset. Reply with electronic resume, to this web page.
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Hey you're gonna have to sort through all the applications...
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LeAnn Benson
Good Job John, He's flooded enough with reposts NOW This!
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Ron Culley
I was at the Saloon when this topic popped up. Can I get sloppy seconds?
email me.
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Ron Culley
Able to travel in 24 hour notice.. How's those Bridges coming from the US to Europe and Hawaii???
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Facebook entry tonight:


Ron Culley
FLOCK! Listen to this story Boys and Girls....Russ took a digger when his car died near his house, 8 miles out of town. He had & used his cell phone to call me on a 911. Me and Homey resonded & he was in the dirt alright. We did the rescue & got Russ home OK.
We are NOT heroes. We are Citizens in "help mode".
I wish all of America believes in this.

Flock Russ' car!!!!
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I hate Russ for having that flocked up car!!!
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OK - I gotta ask - who is ron culley?
When opportunity knocks, don't complain about the noise.

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OK - I gotta ask - who is ron culley?

The sexiest man in Nevada ....

according to everyone I have asked .....

which is Tello and Roo

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so how come the Rters are following this guys story?

Is he a relation to tello? a friend?
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Following this as it is so easy to read---from across the room :angel:








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Tello = Ron Culley.

Now get off the boards. You post too much!
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28800+ :yess:
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:duckling: :chocbox: :filenails: :knit:  :quack:  :motorbikeride:
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Tello = Ron Culley.

Now get off the boards. You post too much!
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From you, Tello, THAT'S RICH!!  :rofl: :rofl: :roflmao: :rofl: :roflmao:

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First it was the grinding antics of Maven; now it's non-stop Peg.

This place is becoming another Nanny Nest.

When will it end?

TAKE BACK YOUR COUNTRY -- TAKE BACK THIS FORUM!!!!
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Oyyyyy Bloke..... Welcome to the creche! Geeeez is that how ya spell it???



TAKE BACK YOUR COUNTRY -- TAKE BACK THIS FORUM!!!! Now let me think..... should we take the 2nd.... or the 5th.... duzzen madder - one of them will do!  ;D

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Relax tello, I have a month's holiday after this week so you will probably see me heaps (lucky you), but after that it will be back to the grindstone, so i won't be around as much......




















until semester break - an then I will have all sorts of new knowledge to share with you
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Relax tello, I have a month's holiday after this week so you will probably see me heaps (lucky you), but after that it will be back to the grindstone, so i won't be around as much......

until semester break - an then I will have all sorts of new knowledge to share with you

We can hardly wait for the questions.........................again.

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I'm telling ya Yib...we gotta get the lead out and make drastic changes around here.

btw: this is MY thread.
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I'm telling ya Yib...we gotta get outta here....

YOU MAKE A BREAK FOR IT ! ~ i'LL COVER YA ... GO GO GO !...

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Ha. I snookered Smee!
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Played well, my friend.
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Relax tello, I have a month's holiday after this week so you will probably see me heaps (lucky you), but after that it will be back to the grindstone, so i won't be around as much......

until semester break - an then I will have all sorts of new knowledge to share with you

We can hardly wait for the questions.........................again.

now you're just hurting my feelings...

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Rub some thick skin over them.  :devil:
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NURSERY




         

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28900  :drummer:
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Information about Gonorrhea Lectim....

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em"...and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008, but now...most people (after having been infected for the past 1-2 years), are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market...called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012...and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it!

Several states are already on top of this...like Virginia , and New Jersey , and apparently now... Massachusetts . With many more...seeing the writing on the wall!

Passing this important message on to all my friends...


http://forums.ebay.com/db1/topic/The-Soapbox/Obama-To-Speak/510232526&start=75
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We have a similar disease here , except ours first reared its ugly head in 2007

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We have a similar disease here , except ours first reared its ugly head in 2007

Yes.... the clinics to treat this condition are located in 7/11 stores around Australia. They can be identified by observing the 7 being located over the 'IN' door, displayed with a leading zero and the 11 being located over the 'OUT' door.

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Another Facebook Ditty. The OP is Christopher Dekker, brother of Fred Dekker. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0215269/

  Christopher Dekker    June 17 at 10:54pm
A friend sent me a post of that democratic congressman roughing up a kid last week. He posed the question, "Is this the enemy within?". Well, these guys, Ben Nelson, and Joe Lieberman are it. At every turn they side with the Republicans, and the corporations to destroy labor, dismantle regulation and stick it to the American middle class. Keeping a bunch of out of work folks with no way to live is not going to reduce the deficit.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/17/senate-jobs-bill-fails-again_n_616732.html

  Ron Culley    June 18 at 6:17am
Hello Mr. Dekker; I fail to grasp a lot of political hay lately, and I don't wanna get into an intellectual dirt clod fight with ya...but...my long-time understanding is: The Fed is one Party, called the Republicrats, and they have 2 Saloons where they all make bad decisions, drink to them, and make the Citizenry pick-up the tab.

I believe America is doomed no matter who says & does what. It's absolutely FREAKING UNABATED MADNESS riding on a runaway train of thought, hell-bent for a certain Dark Horizon as was Prophesized by the Nobleman George Orwell.

Have a nice day, everybody! While it lasts.....
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Did ya see this today?

BP Protests: Tony Hayward Congressional Testimony Interrupted In Protest (PHOTOS/VIDEO)


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/17/bp-protests-tony-hayward_n_616035.html
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I was just reading on the soapbox link that you posted Tello. Appears the people are not altogether happy with the Pres... Perhaps a good thing that he is gaining the ability to shut down the net over there!

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Could you restate that, pls?
I don't post on the [].

BANNED FOR LIFE, remember?

& yeah, the obaminator is slaughtering everthing. The oil spill was intentional & there's NO MORE LAW to stop these tyrants.
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Right. I hijacked it off the box & posted here.

What? That ain't somethin' new....

But it IS effective!


Hey ya know something? I just now clicked it and got ERROR 404 Page Not Found.

I blame obama.
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We have a similar disease here , except ours first reared its ugly head in 2007

Yes.... the clinics to treat this condition are located in 7/11 stores around Australia. They can be identified by observing the 7 being located over the 'IN' door, displayed with a leading zero and the 11 being located over the 'OUT' door.

very good Brumby , however I believe that this chain of conveniece stores would need to change its name to 7 Ten for it to be accurate

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In a perfect world, perhaps, but when you've got politicians involved .........

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We have a similar disease here , except ours first reared its ugly head in 2007

Yes.... the clinics to treat this condition are located in 7/11 stores around Australia. They can be identified by observing the 7 being located over the 'IN' door, displayed with a leading zero and the 11 being located over the 'OUT' door.

very good Brumby , however I believe that this chain of conveniece stores would need to change its name to 7 Ten for it to be accurate

yep you heard it here first on Ozrt as reported by Smee Enterprises a week before the event

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Congratulations Smee. I must admit I didn't see that one coming.


But then I wasn't looking that closely......

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Lightning strikes three of the tallest buildings in Chicago at the same time!


Amazing video! (40 secs)

http://vimeo.com/12816548

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  Good God man.......I just put a call out for you in the fountain and came over here to discover
  you have popped in.......
  Hope you are well and everyone is still alive in Montello.


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