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The good peeps on the eBay forum where I got banned are talking about me, after all these years!

http://forums.ebay.com/db1/topic/The-Soapbox/Who-Do-You/510227095&start=30

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Equal Opportunity Deployer.
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I know where you got that ..... you win the bet dude... tell smee to pay up now...

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Favor to ask: Keep an eye on my Turtle?

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Very wet in Sydney, I'm disturbed!

its eBays fault Birdie

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Very wet in Sydney, I'm disturbed!

its eBays fault Birdie

no it's not. I heard that someone pushed the flash button
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I heard that YOU pushed the flash button.

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I heard that YOU pushed the flash button.

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Yeh what tello said.... button pusher.....

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Hi Yib! I haven't presented my idea to Tess yet.

I wanna issue a little news leak about it here.

My own Forum, like how the Coinerz got theirs.

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I heard that YOU pushed the flash button.

:lol:

Yeh what tello said.... button pusher.....

*crowd goes wild with the eager anticipation of an ensuing fight and start chanting "fight, fight' fight in the most barbaric voices imaginable*


so...........






what ya gonna do about it?
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so...........what ya gonna do about it?


Create and dispatch a horrible rumor that you are Maven.
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Hi Yib! I haven't presented my idea to Tess yet.

I wanna issue a little news leak about it here.

My own Forum, like how the Coinerz got theirs.

It's a boneyard of all my Threads; Junk and Serious, from all 3 RT Forums.

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Furthermore:

Monthly Dues/Management Profit Sharing
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Store
Free bumper stickers
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so...........what ya gonna do about it?


Create and dispatch a horrible rumor that you are Maven.

Who's Maven?
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Another noob with a talent for trouble. Look around here for topics with her name in it.
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so...........what ya gonna do about it?


Create and dispatch a horrible rumor that you are Maven.

Who's Maven?



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Hi Yib! I haven't presented my idea to Tess yet.

I wanna issue a little news leak about it here.

My own Forum, like how the Coinerz got theirs.

It's a boneyard of all my Threads; Junk and Serious, from all 3 RT Forums.

Members Only.
I'm the Mod.
I take Google Checkout, PayPal and all major credit cards.

And NO pottywords filter!


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Free bumper stickers


ROFL - Oh please tell em that you will be manning the complaints desk tello - I can just imagine the warm, gentle caring way that you will deal with any complaints.......
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so...........what ya gonna do about it?


Create and dispatch a horrible rumor that you are Maven.

Who's Maven?




Now where'd ya get my photo from?????? I just know that it wasn't in photoi bucket
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Properties remember peg.... LOL

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I'd tap that!
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I gots-ta get me one of these!

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I gots-ta get me one of these!

   WOW  !!!!!

  How you going Tello?

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What? I'm flocken DYING. I got nothing. Happy now?
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I hate you, Yib.

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I just found out that Google, after attending the latest Bilderberg meeting, plans to buy both Twitter, and Facebook. 

It already owns youtube, and Google announced it plans to fuse the 3 networking giants into a new hybrid website. 

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OK .... I admit it - I smiled at that one.

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me too

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Amazing sent email of the day:

Do you sue Sheriffs? Valid Case here!
Wednesday, June 9, 2010 12:48 PM
From:
"Ron Tello" <tellocat@yahoo.com>

To:
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Hello;
I'm Ron Culley, aka Ron Tello. Montello, Nv.
I own 3% of this town....no slouch.
I found you on lawyers.com. Your office girl suggested I email you.

I have issues with the Elko County Sheriffs.
They pick and choose which Laws they want to enforce. (Their "Oath" to uphold the Law means nothing here.)

I have numerous 'complaints' I've filed with them over the past 5 years and never has ANYTHING been done about them.

As a result of crimes perpetrated against me, I have in excess of $20,000 in damages.

The D.A. is a Slacker too. I have all the evidence to support my claims and case. It's cut and dry; better to settle out of court. $100,000.00 Grand Total will do it for me; Actual & Punitives. Plus costs & fees.

Everybody in town can testify that the cops are dirty.

I have a legal theory: If the cops won't enforce the law here, what's to deter me from doing my own crimes? There's several known criminals here that need a fantastic awakening....and I can issue it anytime. I'm restraining myself.

I digress: do you sue cops? If not, please direct me to a Lawyer who does.

Thank you.

-Ron Culley, Citizen.

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The Lawyer replies:

Mr. Culley
 
In fact, I have sued various police agencies throughout the state.  We should make an appointment to talk by phone, and then I can let you know whether you have a case I am willing to pursue.  Go ahead and call Sherri here at my office to set a convenient time.
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Keep us informed of the outcome Tello. Corrupt cops have to be weeded out.

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FTW!
I'm ON it, dog!
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Ron Culley
Between me & you Dear Readers...I can go on a justifyable Murder Spree, and nothing will be done about it.
Elko County WANTS MONTELLO TO DIE!!!

Is THIS America? Or the forsaken wild west?>
3 hours ago ·

Ron Culley
What's your "Damages"????
3 hours ago ·

Ron Culley
Wait!!! Nobody reads my page...what are YOU doing here???
3 hours ago ·

Diane Tobey Franssen
You have a good point Ron. I take it you live in a small town and everyone knows each other? Not sure, but it's know too that COPS are racist and they target only certain people. Good luck in your mission!
3 hours ago ·

Ron Culley
Post my bail!!!!! Elko County, Nevada.
3 hours ago ·

Ron Culley
It's not what you think. The cops disregard enforcing law.
They AID AND ABET criminal activity by letting the perps GET AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 hours ago ·

Ron Culley
We pay mega-taxes for cops and they rip us off. I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
3 hours ago ·

Ron Culley
btw: I'm flockin' PISSED OFF. thx!
3 hours ago ·

Diane Tobey Franssen
? ya, does that calm you down lol
3 hours ago ·

Ron Culley
Try again.
3 hours ago ·

Paul Nelis
hows it going Ron? can you remember what i told you before abput the tape recordings you made and how it is possible to give evidence in court based on what is contained in those tape recordings even though they were made without the da's knowlege as long as you know that the recordings you listened to prior to going in to court to give evidence ... See Moreare the same tape recordings as the one's which you made without the da's consent and it is legal to then base your evidence upon what is contained on those tapes and you can refer to those recordings as often as you want to in court and all of that is perfectly legal accepttable evidence,it is just the tape recordings themselves cannot be played?
Well as you mentioned about if they are doing nothing about the crimes you report to them then you might as well do some yourself,well i write really really good crime stories..i mean absloutly in total depth.
Also i have to wait till i save up and also get a passport before i caan come bang your drums but i'm definitally gonna do it and i'm not banging any others untill you've let me bang yours
2 hours ago ·

John Wreckmaster
Wow. This is serious business. Sounds like something HST would want to be involved in. Justice is a sham my friend. I would love to know more details...
about an hour ago ·

Ron Culley
I've got everything to lose...and MORE to gain.
This ain't no party. This ain't no Disco. This ain't no foolin' around.
Yo!
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John Wreckmaster
If it ain't right somebody has to fix it
47 minutes ago ·

Ron Culley
Call me "Somebody".
Yo!
46 minutes ago ·

Ron Culley
Nelis: Front and Center!
I'll wait....
44 minutes ago ·

John Wreckmaster
We have the power Ron, we are just lulled into forgetting that fact
43 minutes ago ·

Ron Culley
KILL YER TV!
42 minutes ago ·

John Wreckmaster
Done. Years ago
41 minutes ago ·

Ron Culley
NOW is current. Change your underwear. This is a long trip, man!
40 minutes ago ·

John Wreckmaster
Got a spare in the glove box, lets roll...
39 minutes ago ·

Ron Culley
Lawyer reply:
Mr. Culley

In fact, I have sued various police agencies throughout the state. We should make an appointment to talk by phone, and then I can let you know whether you have a case I am willing to pursue. Go ahead and call Sherri here at my office to set a convenient time.
38 minutes ago ·
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John Wreckmaster
The plot thickens...
38 minutes ago ·

Ron Culley
I ain't got enuff teeth to chew on it!
37 minutes ago ·

Stephen West
Good luck with fighting the man!
30 minutes ago ·

Ron Culley
Right. I never asked for my Country to flock with me. I grew up reading about how the Country is flockin' with EVERYBODY!
And I read about that "Constitution" thang.

SOS! We are UNDER ATTACK! Send Backup asap!!!!
15 minutes ago

Mr. West wrote:
It's only gonna get worse unless the American people stand up for what is ours! Freedom!!!
18 minutes ago ·

Ron Culley
THX Mr. West! Pls look closer: this is all about MY personal (lower case "c") crusade.
This is too HEAVY. I have a Graveyard site picked out.
MY guns get buried with me, under the provisions of my WILL.
I'm a Boomer.
Calculate.
13 minutes ago ·

Ron Culley
OKFlock! I was born in the year of Chuck Berry.
12 minutes ago ·

Stephen West
haha good one!
11 minutes ago ·

Ron Culley
You flocker! Can't you see I need gas money here???
Hand it over or go fax yerself!!!!
lol
9 minutes ago ·
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