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So, I'm posting along on a chatroom & one day the admin emails me. He asks me if I wanna be a Mod.

I said "Can I be KING instead?

He called his Guards on me.
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2004 suburban: $30,000
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Not bad for a junk thread...LOL  now where did I hear that ?...

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Oh man! Are you HIGH? That's my new junk thread, not this old one, ya wonk!
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Satellites adrift in space, and...... zombies!!!   :roflmao:

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/05/03/intense-solar-storm-spins-satellite-control/?test=latestnews

Zombie satellites in space

On May 3, Intelsat will play what as of Friday appeared to be its last card by blasting Galaxy 15 with a more powerful signal intended not to salvage the satellite, but to force it into a complete shutdown.

That attempt will last about 30 minutes. It will not be repeated, both because a second attempt is viewed as unnecessary — the treatment works or it does not — and because sending out powerful radio frequency signals carries the risk of interfering with other satellites in the area.

Even if the May 3 action succeeds, Galaxy 15 will remain a problem as it continues to wander the geostationary arc. But it is a problem that satellite operators know how to deal with. Industry experts say there are several dozen spacecraft, sometimes called "zombiesats," that for various reasons were not removed from the geostationary highway before failing completely.

Depending on their position at the time of failure, these satellites tend to migrate toward one of two libration points, at 105 degrees west and 75 degrees east. Figures compiled by XL Insurance of New York, an underwriter of space risks, say that more than 160 satellites are gathered at these two points, which Bednarek described as the orbital equivalent of valleys.

"Unfortunately for us, we were downhill from Galaxy 15 as it rolls toward" the 105 degrees west libration point, Bednarek said.

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I haven't read all of this thread but I'm guessing this is the place to post Zombie pics.   :zombiesuit:

Check out one of the new Lego minifigures, available soon, and his Bio blurb:

Zombie

“Briiiiiiiiiicks…”

Slow in speed and even slower of mind, the lumbering Zombie may look a little scary, but he’s completely harmless in every way. Everything he does is slow, mindless and repetitive, from zoning out while watching TV, to waiting in line at the grocery store, to stacking one brick on top of another to build a perfectly even, completely featureless wall that stretches along for miles and miles.

If you interrupt him, he’ll just stare at you blankly before going back to whatever he was doing before. If you put an obstacle in front of him, he’ll keep bumping into it over and over again until someone turns him around. If you pick him up and move him to a new place, he’ll start doing something mindless there instead. The only thing that seems to motivate him is his cherished turkey leg – if you dangle it in front of him, he’ll stretch his arms out toward it and follow it wherever it goes.



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One eye open.

That's how I drove home from Area 52 last night.

Real Tequila. Real hangover.

After the third shot, I forgot all about playing pool.

THX Watson!
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you are just lucky you werent wearing my slippers !!!

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Are they clever guns?

I was at Area 52 again tonight!!!
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Are they clever guns?

I was at Area 52 again tonight!!!

That a new Bar your frequenting .? ... I thot the saloon next to you was the only watering hole round those parts for miles ?...

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Consult me in my Chambers at your earliest flocking opportunity....
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I cant consult right now I'm packing up to go home... be back later tonight... the hot water service clapped out at 3 am this morning... got to see what the tradesmen did installing the new one today...

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That a new Bar your frequenting .? ... I thot the saloon next to you was the only watering hole round those parts for miles ?...

No, it's not new. Been there a long time. Private outfit, located in the boonies; it's the old hiway motel. A swinging joint! Better than the same ol same......
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 A swinging joint!

are you a swinger ???

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Naaaa. Why Bother?
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The new "in" thing...Return of the Boy Cuddle Blankies. aka BCDs ;D ;D ;D
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felafel sister Sarah, the youngest POS of Brian of the Montello store Clan!!!!
Last Friday Night I had a scheduled set up for Dillion to jam, but these other random locals show up and Sarah is part of the invading mob.
I openly declared: "NOBODY GETS ON MY DRUMS!!"
First thing she does is get on my drums and starts banging.
I go out there, blood shooting out of my eyes and I tell her: "Get the felafel off my Drums right now!!!"

This little Irma Grese gives me shite, saying: "I don't like your attitude".

She moved out quick-style after I promised to murder her if she didn't clear out.

Ultimately: this tramp is mad at me cuz I took control in MY House, on the spot.

Sarah does not have a life, a talent, a job, any respect for herself or other peeps shite or a clue about what life is about.

I finally threw her out, drunk as felafel. Now she's got attitude like I'm the anatomical conundrum in this mix.

I won't WASTE  her, but I will dust her up.

felafel TeenAge tramps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stay the felafel out of my house......

felafel YOU SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loser punk-ass punk beeoitch!
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facebook disallowed me to post this:

felafel sister Sarah, the youngest POS of Brian of the Montello store Clan!!!!
Last Friday Night I had a scheduled set up for Dillion to jam, but these other random locals show up and Sarah is part of the invading mob.
I openly declared: "NOBODY GETS ON MY DRUMS!!"
First thing she does is get on my drums and starts banging.
I go out there, blood shooting out of my eyes and I tell her: "Get the felafel off my Drums right now!!!"

This little female gives me shite, saying: "I don't like your attitude".

She moved out quick-style after I promised to murder her if she didn't clear out.

Ultimately: this tramp is mad at me cuz I took control in MY House, on the spot.

Sarah does not have a life, a talent, a job, any respect for herself or other peeps shite or a clue about what life is about.

I finally threw her out, drunk as felafel. Now she's got attitude like I'm the anatomical conundrum in this mix.

I won't WASTE  her, but I will dust her up.

felafel TeenAge tramps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stay the felafel out of my house......

felafel YOU SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loser punk-ass punk beeoitch!



Thats heavy man... face book sucks...are the mods there ex-ebay mods ??

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Bots.

I can get the drop on this POS, thrash hard, go to jail and win cuz nobody in town accepts her crap as "acceptible". Her Daddy certainly ain't proud of this worthless lump.

idk, I just gotta get out more often and draw heavy amounts of blood.... Talking don't work. Murder says alot!

See you in jail!
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   EXCUSE ME!

EXACTLY WHEN DID WE HIT

27900?
I Salute my Trolls Lurkers!
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Hi Ron,

I've got this car that copnfuses me... I figured that with your different way of looking at stuff, it might suit you..


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If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done ??

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I saw that at "That'll buff out.com", already....THX!
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Gleenings of Facebook:

Ron Culley:
Word up, Chucklehead! The TERRORISTS are here in the Government!!!
Please abort your bullshit mission there, and go to Washington, and arrest Obama and all the Lefty Radicals and put them in the SLAMMER!!! It's ALL Treason, ya hear me? Arrest the Feds! Please!!!! Tell yer friends: The Enemy is Within!!!!
Protect Freedom... & Liberty on the Home Ground. Yer jacking off in Iraq. They are not our threat. Obama is the THREAT!!!!! Please come come to the REAL Battlefield and jail these Bastards!!!! I shite you not, Soldier! Remember your Oath: All Enemies foreign and DOMESTIC!!! I'm begging you....

about an hour ago

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oh hell tello, the enemy has been within for many many years now!!
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Ron Culley
I lived with Nixon. Flock your experience! We'll talk later!
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Ron Culley
Get out of there already, jerk-off!
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Hi Buzz!

Ron Culley May 25 at 3:13am
Is there a job for me out your way? I gotta get out of here. Info pls!

Norman: May 25 at 8:45am
What do you know how to do Ron?

Ron Culley: May 25 at 9:03am

Been Pro House Painter 23 years, specialize at tooling at the workbench; got truck & driving experience + License/Insurance; quick learn on field activities. Handyman, wing-man, keep secrets; do dishes, windows, got my own vacuum cleaner, not afraid of getting dirty; creative mind. I'm good to go! What do ya want? Let me deliver! Keep me undercover: California don't need to know I'm there!

Ron Culley: May 25 at 9:07am
Flock! Did I say that? LO felafelin ....L! I'm real.
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Really, I do have work skills. Just haven't used them in several years.
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Somewhere, there's Springtime going on. Not HERE!

Forecast for Northern Elko County     
Updated: 3:20 PM PDT on May 26, 2010
   Active Notice: Record Report  (US Severe Weather)
    
Tonight
Isolated thunderstorms in the evening. Showers through the night. Snow level above 8000 feet. Southwest winds around 10 mph. Lows 33 to 42.
snow    

Thursday
Numerous rain and snow showers through the day. Isolated thunderstorms in the afternoon. Snow level 7000 feet. Snow accumulation up to 2 inches. Southwest winds 10 to 15 mph. Highs 54 to 64.
    
Thursday Night
Numerous showers with possible snow showers and thunderstorms likely. Snow level 6500 feet. Snow accumulation up to 2 inches. West winds 10 to 15 mph shifting to the north after midnight. Lows 30 to 38.
   
Friday
Rain and snow showers likely. Snow level 6500 feet. Northwest winds 10 to 15 mph. Highs 47 to 57.

   
Friday Night
Mostly cloudy. Rain and snow showers likely in the evening...then chance of snow showers and slight chance of showers after midnight. Snow level 6000 feet. Northwest winds 10 to 15 mph. Lows 28 to 35.
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