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It's "Open MICK NIGHT" at The Tellopanga Bar and Grill. (Irish Redneck convolution)

NOTE: Image not actual size, shape, form and completely out of context.
This E-space is not for sale or rent.
What part of FREE do you not compute?

Look, don't READ.

I sense your needs and limitations.
(Believe me, smee is not a Test Sample)

Trust me: I will perish here not of my own volition.
Not this week, so chill....
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10 Stereotypes All Irish People Hate

According to sociologists, the Irish have been heavily stereotyped since the 1800s, when some scientists apparently believed they were more closely related to apes than other Europeans. Though those days are thankfully over (for the most part), there are still plenty of lingering assumptions about the Irish. Here are the ones they dread hearing.

https://theculturetrip.com/europe/ireland/articles/10-stereotypes-all-irish-people-hate/
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:tello: "As a Ron, my criticism goes directly towards
The Neighborhood Watch Programmes of
The PTA, CIA, FBI, DEA, PC Inc., and surfing USA.

Pulse Check: What are YOU pumping now?


Me? I have the Nectar of Youth in certain areas of MY concern...
and the Pot Belly to dis-proove it!"
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Yeah, them.

The history of TV dinners can be traced back to one big mistake - specifically, the Swanson corporation's drastic overestimation of how many turkeys people wanted to buy in 1953. Left with a surplus of 260 tons of frozen birds, Swanson salesman Gerry Thomas allegedly proposed an idea based on the prepackaged meal trays he'd been served on a recent flight. Swanson ordered thousands of metal trays and concocted a meal featuring turkey, cornbread dressing and gravy, peas, and sweet potatoes, and set an assembly line to work to put it all together. The frozen meal was sold for 98 cents and was an instant hit: Swanson sold 10 million turkey dinners that very first year.

Source: Smithsonian Magazine | Date Updated: February 4, 2021
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Too many frozen roosters = excess stiff cock

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“Why, you ask? Why is not the question.
 
How? Now that is a question worth examining.
How could I – being born of such conventional stock – arrive a leader of the rebellion?

An escapist from a conformist world destined to find happiness only in that which cannot be explained.

I’ve brought you here for a reason. But, unfortunately, you and your sentimental minds are doing me no good!

My brain is frozen. Locked! I have to break free from this culture of mechanical reproductions and the thick incrustations dying on the surface… oh, Christ. F**k it.”


https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251736/
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Everybody dance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlK8EdDkdEg



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If I Was a Serial Killer this would be my theme song
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Somehow I believe I'm drinking old stock beer.

The packaging is the Holidays motif.
In February.
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Buccaneers Under Fire For Team Name:
‘There Is Danger In Romanticizing Ruthless Cutthroats’


Not everybody was happy to see the Tampa Bay Buccaneers win Super Bowl LV, and some are taking umbrage with the team. But according to the Daily Wire, historian Jamie L.H. Goodall was displeased with the Buccaneers even before their Super Bowl victory. 

The staff historian at the U.S. Army Center of Military History wrote an article titled “The Buccaneers embody Tampa’s love of pirates. Is that a problem?” for the Washington Post. The article basically objected to the name of Tampa Bay’s football team because “there is danger in romanticizing ruthless cutthroats.”

The average person might ask themselves why?

“Because it takes these murderous thieves who did terrible things — like locking women and children in a burning church — and makes them a symbol of freedom and adventure, erasing their wicked deeds from historical memory," Goodall explained.

We’re pretty sure “locking women and children in a burning church” is what Tampa Bay residents have in mind when they cheer on the Buccaneers at football games.

“So why do we celebrate individuals who were the baddest of bad guys, those whom preacher Cotton Mather once called ‘Common Enemies of Mankind?’” Goodall continued. “Pirates were known murderers who pillaged, raped and plundered their way through the Caribbean. And they were well-known enslavers who dehumanized Africans and Indigenous people, selling them for profit.”

While she’s at it, why doesn’t she object to the Minnesota Vikings’ team name? Vikings pillaged, raped and plundered as well.

Obviously none of the crimes pirates committed in the past are good, and most football fans probably don’t endorse that kind of behavior. But Goodall doesn’t seem to be aware that football is a rough sport that calls for physical aggression in order to win. An aggressive team name is logically more fitting, as well as more intimidating to opponents. Therefore, “Buccaneers” is an appropriate team name due to their fierce reputation. A more peaceful name like the Tampa Bay Vacationers would be downright pathetic.

Goodall also took offense at romanticized versions of pirates.

“Pirates, then, are seen as romantic heroes — the underdogs fighting the establishment — whom historian Marcus Rediker refers to as proto-democratic, egalitarian and multicultural," Goodall wrote.

So much for the "Pirates of the Caribbean" franchise.

Goodall just needs to leave football teams alone. She and social justice warriors are too dense to realize it, but they’re ruining the good, clean fun of many people with their woke sensitivities. Football fans just want their team to win, and they’re not endorsing plunder and rape through that desire.


https://www.mrctv.org/blog/buccaneers-under-fire-team-name-there-danger-romanticizing-ruthless-cutthroats

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Dope Deal 2021

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I’ll send him over now

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Give a HONK, thx!

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copping a Dime Bag was a Felony.

Now, It's Legal Commerce, Home Delivered!

See? Evolution is possible
albeit painful. "
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NEW POST!

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www. the ron @ ron . ron



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This is all that this is about: you reading my writing. This is what's important to me here.
I have been banging my Drum over this since 2015 and nobody cares. Fine. Read it anyways. Great Reading in a poor environment.

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=7992.0
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8214.0
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"As you might imagine from this, getting Tello out of context would be so easy, even if you weren't picking and choosing material.  Even with the best intentions and efforts, assessing Tello from his public posts on this forum would be like trying to appreciate opera via teletype."

-Brum6y, 2012
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Premonition: The Horse will show up and
I'll say "I knew you would".
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Oh! did I spoil it for everyone?

Now The Horse duzzint have to gallop in my Corral...
and he can then make me look stupid. Or worse: miscalculating shite.

Fine.

Give me what I want: Satisfaction, taking a bath
in the power and glory of being a memorable Entertainer
and
Counter-Culture Icon in remission, on a Mission.

So there.....
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Thx Col.! A vote LIKE for me is a vote for Anarchy and Justice For All.


-Col. Darryl Harrelson LIKED my NEW POST @ The Ron.

Let me share: Col and I shared a High School.
I was Remo Ron.
Everybody else was not.

He was in Band.
I was in a Band.

He is a successful b@zturd in the music biz.
I am a Rock and Roll wash-out. (I'm in Good Company, trust me on this one...)

And the Moral of The Story is: Music enjoins the Classes;
it duzzint discrim about what ya are.
It salutes WHO you are!

Amen, eh?
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You were a wash out before wash-outs became the norm ....one step ahead again

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Pay attention, USD.

There's a story going on here
and it is not a happy ending yet.

Welcome to the Tello Zone.

Your shout.


And remember:
I'm Remo Ron.
You can't.
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Bentellosweather.com Forecast Updated: Tuesday, Feb 09 @ 08:44pm

Saw a lot of high clouds around today but no precip with clearing skies overnight as lows drop into the 20's. Expect mostly sunny skies on Wednesday with highs in the lower to mid-50's, southwest winds 5-10mph at times. Little change on Thursday as highs reach the mid-50's again with southwest winds increasing 10-20mph during the afternoon. A weak low-pressure system will brush the area late Thursday night into Friday morning bringing scattered showers to the area. This is not a very cold system with the snow level above 6,000-7,000 feet. We could experience some light rain, drizzle, or flurries Friday morning, but precipitation amounts if any, will stay on the light side. A little cooler and breezy Friday with highs in the upper 40's to around 50-degrees, westerly winds gusting to around 25mph. Saturday looks like a nice day at this time under partly cloudy skies with clouds and winds increasing later in the day. A colder storm is forecast to arrive Saturday night into Sunday morning bringing snow showers to the area. The snow level will drop to around 5,000 feet with this system where a few inches of snow are possible, especially at Tello's house. As always with the weather, conditions are subject to change so check back often for all the latest! When traveling to the mountains during the winter months, be prepared for rapidly changing weather conditions, or die. Always pack extra food, water, weapons and warm clothing in the event you become stuck or stranded, and carry tire chains!
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Col. Darryl Harrelson
“B@zturd” 🤣

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It's Australian, M8!
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Ron Tello Culley
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NEW POST. Shouldda done it long ago. Fix my page.
It gives me a reason....it's why I prefer war over suicide.
In the End, it's always "Lights Out". Cheer up! I'm Left Over, not "Left For Dead".
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Amy Munn Parker
I once worked for a man who was left for dead three times at Normandy.

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I can't TOP that!
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He looked a lot different when he was on the Brady bunch

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Say what?

:smee!: :troll2:                                                                    :duckling:
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Which bit didnt you understand

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I said keep standards low,
not intelligence.

Brady jokes are out.

Guns and pussy are Trending.

Get some!
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It's 6:46 am and I am consumed with the desire for coffee.

Truly good coffee.

No beer can compare. The world runs on coffee beans.
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Thx Tessa.

U R a ray of flavorable sunshine
in a Mysteriously Dark Thread.

Keep up the good work
*wink wink*
#nudge nudge#


& thx for not busting my chops
over that "Trending" remark.
I'm not a sexist.
It's pronounced
sexless.

LOL


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I'm gonna teach my lurkers, et.al. a LESSON !

My weather ate my to do list, so I have some Free Time to flock orf.

I'm not shy about revealing Trade Secrets...
...so here we GO!

The Topic is "Posting Style".

Everybody has it.
Mine is different.

That's HOW I am Remo Ron, Tello and DOES 1 thru 100.

#1) First of all: The Cozmos is static. We are noise.
That's the way it happens, and works.
There is no escape, diversion or demur from Science and Mad Artists.

B) We are not all wired correctly as per the Big Brother Lifestyle
so Individualists tend to be a bit pesky to Him.
Flock that guy!

III) Personally, I convert  stardust energy into my limited talents for the purpose of having some
modicum of "meaning and success in my chosen profession".

A) I get high and ideas. Good, bad, indifferent, irreverent, irrelevant and/or illegal They come to me.
They're mine. I own them; I unload the surplus on the internet.
I like the T Files best cuz I own the joint
and I'm in collusion with Admin to
Change the World View of itself.
(& I get 300 Hits a day when I DON'T post. Can't knock the numbers ....
I question the Source and goddammit why can't I make a buck USD on this Gig?)

B) So, let's review: I get drunk and stupid and post wildly with no regard to my personal safety
or the Lurkers' feelings.

Right then.
Here's how I work

Idea ----> put it into words ---> ENTER in posting text window

---> go to cluttered image files ----> roll the dice, select something random, mostly

----> Repeat

----> Post.

It's Genius hit or myth.


Class dismissed.


:tello: " Go ahead, plagerize this. I DARE YOU! "
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Someone has to entertain the  lurkers

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No, they don't.

Post Happens.

Hello!
Welcome to the
Convertible Bunker.

BYO umbrella.


:smee!: " And snacks! "


:tello: *sNiPe*  9999
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*SNIPE* what comes next...?
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Duz that say Ten Thousand?

I got the 201 part.

I don't play well with math.

I understand the dynamics of BIG
and multiple zeros.

Not bad for a white boy.
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the prize for the 10,000 snipe is a soggy bag of moose poo

The truck is on its way

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Decide to wake up now?

Tessa was here earlier.
You 2 break up?
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I could have posted earlier but you dont pay after hours penalty rates ...

Tight fisted buzzturd

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Gimme your routing number and I'll
send you some shells and grubs.

Fair ?
Equitable ?

Choose your whinges carefully.

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You know that I can see the Time Stamp here.

It's The Lunching Hour in Oz
and you are shoving fast food
down your neck.

Or something, whatever the story is.......

Any excuse will do.
Who's gonna disprove a false positive?
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Not fast food ...nooooooo

Prawn (or shrimp as you call it) and seafood cocktail sauce sammiches

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SEE!!!??? I KNEW IT !!!!!

You're not On The Job

Yer on the Patio.

(Mine is still under ice and woe.)
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[Editor's Note]:

Here at The Tello Files,
Conversation and dialog are not common.
It's not like we encourage it.

No, this is a self-perpetuating heap of
Random Sparks of Life at the end of Bandwidth Heaven and Hell.
Hit and Run one-liners without a bottom line.

Simple matters of difficulties, uncut and uncensored.

Renegade members of a Digital Ghost Town relying on their Avatars to memorialize
a Culture gone away.

There's no one here.

This is an experiment gone wild
and astray.

So keep your expectations and standards low
so the fall won't hurt like a mudderflocker.

That is all.

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Accidental Genius or Malicious Design?

Visitors clicking the email link
DOUBLES
my Hit Counter.

129 in less than an hour?

I'm having more fun than you
and I don't even have to try.

Thank you, Suckers!
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