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*SNIPE* 163 and climbing thx to bots and freaks!
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That's Mrs. Richard Culley's Family Values.

Any wonder why Uncle Ronnie is out of a gig?
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#Arrrrgggg
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For REAL:

FELAFEL U guys and come back again!
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Ya'll ever notice that smee won't post his face?

I can explain that.

smee has no face, on record.

That's slick!

(NOT Slimey, get it right!)
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Which photo most closely resembles smee?
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This is not about content.
It's about TESTAMONY!


Everybody talks. It's just a matter of when...
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Erika Marie Petrovich
Awesome 👏🏻 great catch

Erika Marie Petrovich
Is it garlic your using?

Erika Marie Petrovich
Oh and your beard is awesome 👏🏻

Ron Tello Culley
Fish come and go. That beard is FOREVER!

Tracy Russell
Wow! Congrats!

Tracy Russell
I fished Lake arrowhead and Gregory and big bear.... for over 30 years, never seen one this big! Congrats again!

Lynette Eastwood
That is huge!

Lynette Eastwood
Hi Ricky I didn't know it was you, just saw a huge fish. My son would be jealous maybe, he's a great fisherman.

Ron Tello Culley
LOL, I'm waiting to hear what the fish has to say about it !

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In my many years of Fish Litigation, it's always the trout blaming the Salmon for hogging the migratory fish ladders.

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"Trout don't share".
Look how bloody that bu@@er is! Had it coming!

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Compare:
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The fish is fed up to the gills with the story

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Fish,
or BE bait!


Did ya like the bit about

Which photo most closely resembles smee?
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So hey smee!

Am I to understand that you live alone
and all those Forensic Files Shows are primed to scoop your gig tomorrow?

Tell 'em I sent flowers!
 
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"Love is a serious mental disease ".
-Plato
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Nevada vs. Tello. and Does 1 thru 100
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no, sry...bad no post moment...
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The bigggest LOSS I miss the most
is the
HATERS.

They're all dead around here.

Round up the usual suspects!

I need a diversion to slip out the back.
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do ppl rly talk like this?
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Nevermind.

False alarm
Positive spin
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Hi all! I need a person to clean my shotgun.
Can I say that here?
I'm legit. Cash plays its hand.
Experienced and discreet please.
I'm in Sugarloaf.
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Ron Tello Culley
Hi all! I need a person to clean my shotgun.
Can I say that here?
I'm legit. Cash plays its hand.
Experienced and discreet please.
I'm in Sugarloaf.

Jacob Hernandez
https://youtu.be/Lvvg5RH4bhk
How to Deep Clean a Shotgun
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Debby Porter
May I ask why you don’t clean it yourself? I hate to clean my guns, so I’ll understand.

Jacob Hernandez
Debby Porter absolutely but hey. Youtube is safer to learn to clean than in person on how to do things

Ron Tello Culley
I can answer that...I'm LAZY, and I can pay for my sins. Did I say that right? lol


Jacob Hernandez
Always treat any weapons system as if it is loaded.

Tye Gillig
Depending on what type/style/age shotgun would change a few things, but generally speaking a fairly straight forward task. Id urge you to do it yourself for a multitude of reasons but I will offer you this, if you’d like or need some help or have questions/concerns feel free to PM me for some advice. But that’s all I can offer you.. trust me, you can do it and will be better off in the long run for it.

Ron Tello Culley
Yay! The response is over the top here, Ladies and Gents.
What say ya'll take a number and wait for me to sort this out.
I don't wanna attract any unnecessary attention, ya see?
Wood covered. Powder dry. WORD
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Dorthy Mabbott
My husband can 562-443-0932 Chris

Alex Mendoza
If anyone needs a weapon cleaned in Cedar Glen let me know

Maximino Pena
Interested

Maximino Pena
(760)927-7108

Ron Tello Culley
Wow, good to see guns are alive and well on the Mountain!

Ron Tello Culley
Are there Gun Clubs here?
Sign me up!

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Send a car.

Crickett Dyke
Whyyyyy do you have a gun and not know how to clean it? Asking for a friend....

Ron Tello Culley
I'm LAZY! There, I said it! lol

Ron Tello Culley
I think the greater question is why is my mom trying to take my gun away from me?
Legend has it there was her childhood "Hunting Accident" and things didn't work out so well.
It's all Psyche, dude....

Bryan Erickson
Big bear?

Ron Tello Culley
Sugarloaf.

Dwayne Eddie Pozek
How much to dispose of the body?

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Charge by weight, not by volume.
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Quote
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Always treat any weapons system as if it is loaded.

:tello: " On the other side of the Token,
I always treat MYSELF as if I was loaded. "



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I went shopping today.
I paid for the ride. It hurt, but wadda ya gonna do?
Ya can't take a propane tank on the bus, so ya hire a ride! Dick.

I am now Treatfully Loaded.

New word?
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Nicholas Ctibor
Crickett Dyke I was wondering the same thing. Shotguns are extremely easy to clean.

Ron Tello Culley
Yes, and I declare that I am extremely LAZY.
There's a viable Market Base out here!

Scott M Adrian
Discrete but yet you posted on Facebook

Ron Tello Culley
You called me onnit! Good times!

Scott M Adrian
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How to properly clean a 12 guage pump action shotgun

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Thx all! The point I'm driving at is Get a Job and I'm Hiring. Clean my gun! This is becoming to be too much fun and controversy. Just wanted to Clarify...
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I predict...

a moment shall come where I should say

" Goddammit clean my felafeling gun
or
I will
not
be able
to
shoot you...
in the foot! "
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Death is fun.
Getting there is The Entertainment Feature of Life.

That's why God created TV!

And Clowns.


And smee.

http://instantrimshot.com/
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Dwayne Eddie Pozek
How much to dispose of the body?

Nicholas Ctibor
Dwayne Eddie Pozek gotta put that stimulus check to good use lol

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That reminds me.. where is that chainsaw I bot online? NOT IN THE USPS!!!!????
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HELP WANTED

You find my Chainsaw.

Get it going.

Cut down the neighbor's trees for lumber and firewood
and then slip out the back.

Negotiable.
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And so I say " Help me clean my shotgun or we may fade away together. "
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You know...if I wazzint a living human bean, none of this would be here.

Too much pressure!
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Find  my chainsaw.
Clean my shotgun.

How flogging hard is that?

VERY DIFFICULT.
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Ron Tello Culley
I came offering a job, not a debate.
This Media is Impactful!
All I ask is for a qualified individual to clean my shotgun.
It's not a car wash, no, it's different.
Job on?
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No freaking excuses, just get it done.
Such a reliable company.
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Know what! felafel the cleaning.

I'm out on Patrol.

The visual conveys an important message.

Shoot pop show or blast. Guns be funny that way..
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Ron Tello Culley What you offered is a disturbingly low level of responsible gun ownership, not to mention an all around horrible idea. “Here masked stranger from the internet, clean my gun” is the last thing I’d say. If you don’t know how, you probably shouldn’t own the thing. But people end up with them in all kinds of ways, which is why I offered my assistance to you. If you all of a sudden are a gun aficionado just “offering a job” I have some serious questions about your intentions, to be frank what kind of weirdo are you? Cleaning a shotgun is about the simplest and most unnecessary task. Unless you pulled it out of the damn lake. I’ve never seen a request like this and I’d NEVER take someone up on the offer. Furthermore I highly suggest nobody else dose either. Just an all around creepy person/post. If somebody for whatever reason goes to help this dude, write down the serial number while your wiping it off.

Ron Tello Culley
Wow. Dramatic much?


And then I deleted the post!

Ya see why I hate society?
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This is where Too Easy becomes disturbingly difficult.

There's "Always one".

I offer a simple job and Mouth Off shows up, as usual. LOL!

Haters are real.

What if I posted for a Homo Blow job? Yeah, that Mouth Off would clock in, too.

The Internet was made for Dicks!
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Dick On...
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If you were a gun , you would be a replica .....

Look the part ....but never fire ...

Would you like Smee to deal with this Tye Gillig plonker for you .....
He appears to be a knob jockey to the enth degree

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Carolyn Johnson
I was at Staters about 30 min. ago. It wasnt too bad.

Paulie Inslee Davis
We go to Staters at night just before closing. Always been good!

Mike Moore
Paulie Inslee Davis good to know.

Paulie Inslee Davis
Mike Moore 10:30 has never failed us. Course we don’t come up for weekends and holidays any more, even tho we’re in Fawnskin!

Lorie Linn
Mike, the Vons app and contactless pick up works amazing.

Janet Bathurst-Bell
Go down the hill, I was just down in Apple Valley stocked at Staters and they are always stocked. I will be doing that every other week not going anywhere near these stores it's ridiculous 🙄

Monique Elizabeth
Was there firewood left at vons 😂

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I was there:' BB Stator's Stampede. I lived to tell!

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They can't make Sushi fast enuff. Green pudding is not in your child's best interest
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If you were a gun , you would be a replica .....

Look the part ....but never fire ...

Would you like Smee to deal with this Tye Gillig plonker for you .....
He appears to be a knob jockey to the enth degree

Bonk that Loafer!

Unless it was a Bot!
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In The Book of Tello. the definition of Whatever is "What ever and FELAFEL U! "
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