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Another Look!

BEHIND THE SCENES
at the
Tello Studios.
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AND IN OTHER NEWS...........
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Tonight's forecast in Big Bear....
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Dee Levey

😉sadly we are so screwed up they predicted our mess 58 yrs ago.
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Where is her mask

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Musta forgot it in the car.
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4 AM PST
3 inches fresh powder on the ground.

And stacking.

This is just starting.
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Toboggan races in the morning 

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Lockdown all day.

Rock and Roll all night.
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No foolies.
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A nice chain of events


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The Great Outdoors!
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It snowed.
8 to 10 inches, depending where you are on campus.

There was shoveling.

Now the snow falls again.

It's cold outside.

Cozy in my Crib.

I knew you wanted to hear this.
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Todd Oneal - Ron Tello Culley
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🤘🤘 I remember loads of backyard parties in El Monte brought to you by Remo Ron, thanks for adding me on bro

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I'm gratified, Sir! Remo lives because you remember it! Cheers!
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Paul Pillsbury
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Can someone help me identify what kind of critter ran across my yard?

Mary Campbell
HMMMMM....................

Scott Tegge
Indigenous snow dong

Ron Tello Culley
Del Doe.
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Becky Drews
A wiener dog 😂😂😂🤪😳

Keith Newlin
Becky Drews love it!

Rosemary Ary
Becky Drews 👍😂😆😜

Joyce Johnson
probably a hornieyangdoodle

Tom Flanagan
Squirrel

Kathy Eash
A one eyed skink. Deffinatly, A one eyed skink!😂

Donna Beckner
Clues may be blue balls and be known as pecker heads

Paige Renfro
A naked Big Foot!

Roger Herrick
Male dog.

Lorrie Arnold
A little kangaroo?

Dave Deloa
Pecker Dragon 😬

Teri Rousseau
Rabbit tracks coming toward you- but I like Pecker Dragon 😂😂😂

Joanna Smith
Pecker dragging

Joanna Smith
I don’t know but want to invite him in for coffee

Cathy Ferguson
Hunny bunny.

Joy Palmer
Chill weenie

John Stutz
Cock-erspaniel

Becky Drews
John Stutz 😜

John Stutz
Truth is I don't really know what it is but I wouldnt follow it without protection!

Angela Huber
woodpecker

Jeff Thorsnes
John Holmes

Kelly Martin
A wild penis

Paul Pillsbury
Kelly Martin are they dangerous?😂

Leslie Rossiter
A cold one🤣

Paul Pillsbury
Leslie Rossiter I would beg to different on that one...in my experience, cold has the opposite effect 😂

Majid Nazari
Donald Trump

Dylan Psy Fox
That’s the tracks of a North American Cockalope. This is a rare sighting. You should call National Geographic.

Michael Guerrero
Dylan Psy Fox

Bud Boylin
Looks like a Wood Pecker


Ruth Arlequin
Horny ass 2020 leaving and searching for it's last damage to be done.🤔🤣

David Ruiz
That’s the wooded dong-a-long

Ellie Bellie
Proof that the elusive Penisaurus really exists 😉

Julia Irving
A tiny naked gnome.

Paul Pillsbury
Julia Irving there is nuthin' "tiny" about that gnome 😂😂

Becky Drews
Paul Pillsbury good one

Julia Irving
Paul Pillsbury yah, proportionately he must be hung like a baboon

Becky Drews
Julia Irving and crawling😂😂😂😂😂

Jason Carranza
Oh that’s a trouser snake

Alicia Wallace-Medley
A dic dic

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Let me do some research on this.
Has anybody interviewed Tello?
His nuts are numb for reasons known.
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Let me do some research on this.
Has anybody interviewed Tello?
His nuts are numb for reasons known.
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"Stand in the Lobby"

Go ahead.
You do it everywhere else.

And for good reason.

"Me first" duzzint involve you.

Unless yer a flaming narcissist, then you get
removed by a well groomed escort.

Behave yourself, will ya?

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No , this is shopped


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Ok yer right, but all the same..

...welcome back to the site where everyone knows but won't post about.


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Todd Starr is with Lori Luke at Lake Gregory Lake.
14h  · Crestline  ·
Hooked this big Toad out of Lake Gregory on Sunday before the big storm hit. This is definitely the biggest rainbow trout I had ever caught!

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Rebecca Taylor
Wow

Jeanette Jimenez
That is awesome

Richard Eagle
WOW! ...That's High Sierra/Twin Lakes Size, Todd!

Tom Bare
Amazing! That’s a beauty

Kirk Munchhof
Wow...Yeah! That looks like a GREAT catch! Did you weigh it?

Chrislynn Welliver
John Mancia
Breana Mancia

Amy Hamburger
Nice catch! Did u release it or cook it?

Patricia Lawrence Kirby
Amazing!!

Helen Humphries Pandeli
Looking at some of the comments I was trying to find how much it weighed
So did you weigh it?

Lyle Barkley
That’s awesome

Jennifer Stidham
Did you ever see the movie Brave?
You look like you fell out of that movie.

Jessica Knepper
WOW!!!

Mary Campbell
ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Cynthia Weis
HOLY COW!

Jeremy Waldo Rivera
That is the biggest Fish I have ever seen come out of that lake

Cristy Gibson
Wow that’s awesome 😎

Susan Holley-Washer
Nicholas Kienel thought you would like to see this.

Dana Strong
No way.... i always get the smallest fish there lol

Ashley Neary
Maybe it was the rainbow trout I caught when I was 12 lol

Kay Merriman
Wow ours were never big.

Joel Martin
Damn. Nice fish bra.

Sean Kevin Leach
Did they stock

Bobby Harman
Wow that thing is a beast

Todd Starr
Sorry guys it’s
6.1 lbs & 25”

Dawn C Schumacher
Todd Starr do you know the guy that caught it? It looks more than 6 pounds

Lori Luke
Dawn C Schumacher he is the guy that caught it. We weighed it was a little over six ??. Seems bigger tho! Cooked it up tonight.

Dawn C Schumacher
Lori Luke really! That’s great. I caught a 13 pound lake trout in Tahoe and it looks almost as big. Pics of fish can be deceiving😅

Dawn C Schumacher
Lori Luke and thank you for taking the time to respond

Lori Luke
Dawn C Schumacher for sure! we're used to catching salmon in Alaska and this felt bigger...

Lori Luke
Dawn C Schumacher we're so busy just moved up here week and a half ago two weeks maybe there were way too many comments to get to, lol!

Dawn C Schumacher
Lori Luke catch it on night crawlers?

Dawn C Schumacher
Todd Starr congrats Todd. Beautiful catch!!
Might go wet a line this week😂

Dawn C Schumacher
Lori Luke of course - that’s a big fish! I hope you love it up here! I’m up edelweiss. Are you around the lake? Maybe see ya fishing someday

Lori Luke
Dawn C Schumacher we're in top town. Love it so far. Been shoveling for the last 2 days 😆. My Spring figure should be amazing, hahaha! It's perfect! Everyone from our neighbors to the people in town have been amazing. So sweet! We will definitely be hitting the lake again soon.

Lori Luke
Dawn C Schumacher nope. Goodwin's secret sauce.

Dawn C Schumacher
Lori Luke I’m sure your spring figure is rocking it. But yep shoveling is great for working out🤣. Enjoy Lori!!

Sherrie Bond Mowbray
Don’t think I can remember ever seeing anything that size come out of Gregory , but then that’s just me lol

Norma Linda Garcia
Hope you put him back

Robin McGinty
Norma Linda Garcia why so he can go belly up and rot on the shore line. He's bleeding out of his gill. More then likely he swallowed the hook as well so if he turns him loose its gonna die. Better to take it home and eat it.

John Christakes
Norma Linda Garcia yeah if you hooked me in my mouth pulled me up on a string to the edge of my atmosphere. Held me up like a trophy and showed me all of your friends took pictures of me and put me on Facebook. You had better eat me and kill me God damn it.don't you go throwing me back so all my friends can laugh at me and say hey you were up there flopping like a fish. No you kill me and you eat me.

Dennis Wilson
What did you catch em on?

John Christakes
Catch and eat is the only way

Marc Tamarin
Norma Linda Garcia when a fish is hooked and pulled out of the water, it will die even if you put it back. Fish take in food through their mouths by creating suction. If there is a hole in its mouth, it won't be able to eat.

Jodie Sotelo
Nice!!!!! No need to exaggerate this fishin’ story!!!

Dawn C Schumacher
Unless he used a barbless hook...

Jen Binks
I think that’s the guppie my grandpa released back in 1975!

Marc Tamarin
Kinda of a shame to see such a magnificent animal that has lived there for so long be killed.

Matt Hill
Marc Tamarin they just stocked a bunch of those big trout a few weeks ago

Marc Tamarin
Matt Hill Really? I thought the stocked little ones? I guess that's not as bad.

Matt Hill
Marc Tamarin yea it was the biggest fish they have stocked in years, also the only time stocked this year

Thomas Jachera
All these Karen's on here are on the phone with peta right now!!!!😂😂😂

tommy snelgrove
Rainbow Trout beast nice!

Keith Adams
Lunker

Jennie Leader
Vic Leader

Ron Tello Culley
Ever see the movie "Big Fish"?

Dawn C Schumacher
Ron Tello Culley so good!

Ron Tello Culley
The streets are paved in lawn. The BEST!

Ron Tello Culley
As a courtesy to our fellow Readers without a clue about this issue, here go:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0319061/
Big Fish (2003) - IMDb
IMDB.COM

Alyssa Rhoades
Nolan Rhoades holy moly!

Shane Daetwiler
When I lived up there all of the fish in Gregory were floaters.

Debbie Yeager
Iv never seen a fish that big in lake gregory. Amazing


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Why isnt that fish wearing a mask ....whats wrong with you yankydoodles

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We're not still mourning the death of Steve Irwin. Teal.
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Your silence is complacency.

I spelled that right!
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Brum6y?
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Dad?
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Yeppers!
That's a recurring image of my Dad.

Edwin Arnold Culley.

He's a REAL Culley.

I was adopted and he paid in full. Bev cheated.

Hell of an investment!
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Look into the eyes of that child.

They are looking at you now!


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Bev died when I refused another haircut.
Goddam Fascist!
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*waiting for Litttle Brother Ricky to weigh-in.....*

Hopefully his ol' lady won't butt-in and give us her self-serving spin on how life should be.
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Do you find it strange (and socially unaccepted) that those who label the
targeted family member as a "Black Sheep"
are actually
the most unsavory members
of the
Human Race?

I did.

Do.


It is. 

Christian Hypocrits are everywhere.
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You are left to your own devices. And Gear.

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