Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2635296 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #6750 on:** November 04, 2020, 04:26:29 PM »

Johnny Duprey
Cheri Lynn I think everything is gonna work out fine.

Teresa Johnson
Someone in the family told me that they were on bikes

Magen Mae

*smee* · « **Reply #6751 on:** November 04, 2020, 04:31:17 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on November 04, 2020, 03:13:13 PM

Quote from: *smee* on November 04, 2020, 03:10:28 PM
I havent seen them

When questioned, I testified that they ain't hiding out out in my crib.
Cuz if they were, I'd steal their Halloween candy and send 'em packing air. F'n BRATS!

Shite like this is usually a custody battle.
Or running away to join the circus.

Hopefully its nothing worse

tellomon · « **Reply #6752 on:** November 04, 2020, 04:32:18 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
Lock down the Trailer Park.
2 Likes!

Teresa Johnson
I’ll drive around

tellomon · « **Reply #6753 on:** November 04, 2020, 04:34:52 PM »

Quote

Hopefully its nothing worse

Oh it can get a LOT worse.
Like you running off to join Yibs and leave me holding the bag. Worse !

tellomon · « **Reply #6754 on:** November 04, 2020, 04:47:30 PM »

Christine Dunne
Praying for their safe return..

Tammy Lynn Schoonenberg

tellomon · « **Reply #6755 on:** November 04, 2020, 04:50:27 PM »

Ah yes...spy cams.. They keep me in line, and show the behavoir of others OUT of line.

Advice: don't send in the Psychics.
Graveyards are notorious for "static" No True Reads there.

tellomon · « **Reply #6756 on:** November 04, 2020, 04:56:22 PM »

Brittanie Norton
Tammy Lynn Schoonenberg about what time????

Tammy Lynn Schoonenberg
Brittanie Norton they just posted this so I am sharing it with everyone.

Brittanie Norton
Do you know about what time they went missing ? I live in area so I can check ?

Tammy Lynn Schoonenberg
Brittanie Norton they went missing right before dark around 5ish

Kayla Schreiner
Tammy Lynn Schoonenberg bikes were found at about 8

Kayla Schreiner
Bike* my apologies

tellomon · « **Reply #6757 on:** November 04, 2020, 05:05:12 PM »

And in other news:

tellomon · « **Reply #6758 on:** November 04, 2020, 05:06:57 PM »

Barry Williams
Lol. Getting, splitting, selling and delivering wood pays lower than minimum wage.

Don Clement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmZkF2AlvjI
The Big Bang Theory S05E13 - Anyone Got Wood
YOUTUBE.COM

Mike Love
Sad thing is, one of them may make it (heating your home with wood) illegal.

William Lopez
Winston Churchill lives!!

Liz Kitain
How adorable is he 🤗

Ron Tello Culley
That's Carpenter's Code!

tellomon · « **Reply #6759 on:** November 04, 2020, 05:13:21 PM »

Kayla Schreiner
KIDS ARE FOUND!!!! They are with family and ok!!!!!!!

Kayla Schreiner
OFFICIALS WILL POST!!!

Janice Worley
So grateful!

Teresa Johnson
Oh good

Kay Fry
Praise God

Ron Tello Culley
They're still GROUNDED!

*smee* · « **Reply #6760 on:** November 04, 2020, 05:14:53 PM »

How much wood can a woodchucker chuck?

Or how much wood can a woodpecker peck?
If your pecker is wood

tellomon · « **Reply #6761 on:** November 04, 2020, 05:21:22 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
If I go missing, will you look for me? I mean ya really gotta care for all human life, including the Old Guys...right? Anyone?

tellomon · « **Reply #6762 on:** November 04, 2020, 05:24:11 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on November 04, 2020, 05:14:53 PM

How much wood can a woodchucker chuck?

Or how much wood can a woodpecker peck?
If your pecker is wood

tellomon · « **Reply #6763 on:** November 04, 2020, 05:30:23 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
The cold silence is deafening. I couldda been your President.

tellomon · « **Reply #6764 on:** November 04, 2020, 05:47:11 PM »

And then the goddam thread went POOF!
felafelers!

I wanted to tell em.....

tellomon · « **Reply #6765 on:** November 04, 2020, 05:55:07 PM »

Moving along further into the abyss...

Law Enforcement Braces for Election Day Unrest

https://breakingnewsalerts.com/law-enforcement-braces-for-election-day-unrest/?utm_source=BNANewsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=featured-button

tellomon · « **Reply #6766 on:** November 04, 2020, 05:58:58 PM »

Contrary to popular belief, America is not Utopia.

*smee* · « **Reply #6767 on:** November 04, 2020, 05:58:59 PM »

Why dont the police just shoot all the black lurkers now , to save time later?

tellomon · « **Reply #6768 on:** November 04, 2020, 06:01:16 PM »

And neither is OZ! What Police? This is Anarchy M8!

tellomon · « **Reply #6769 on:** November 04, 2020, 06:08:26 PM »

Take 2:

Quote from: tellomon on November 04, 2020, 05:55:07 PM

Moving along further into the abyss...

Law Enforcement Braces for Election Day SMEE Whinge

tellomon · « **Reply #6770 on:** November 04, 2020, 06:34:11 PM »

More Dick!

tellomon · « **Reply #6771 on:** November 04, 2020, 06:52:33 PM »

Wow, Admin is awake!

Whooped Mr. Sticky into shape, that's right...

tellomon · « **Reply #6772 on:** November 04, 2020, 06:59:47 PM »

No, I'm not worried about Nixon.
I curse the souls who voted for him!
Mom, Dad.....you idiots!

I didn't need 12 years of Public Indoctrination to arrive at this conclusion, but it dint hurt...

tellomon · « **Reply #6773 on:** November 04, 2020, 07:56:23 PM »

" I'm hungry. I feel like some spicy crunched numbers.
Oh, here's some now, with a slice of the blonde women running wild in the background... "

6772 Replies 1030350 Views

*smee* · « **Reply #6774 on:** November 04, 2020, 07:58:03 PM »

Do you get dipping sauce with that

tellomon · « **Reply #6775 on:** November 04, 2020, 08:01:38 PM »

Is that a sexual reference?
Then yes. You can dip your noodle where it is not a crime or personal injury. You are notified, Dick!

*smee* · « **Reply #6776 on:** November 04, 2020, 08:06:27 PM »

Can I also have a side serve of 3 squeaks for entree'

and a live BLT please (Bat , lettuce & tomato sammich) hold the mayo

tellomon · « **Reply #6777 on:** November 04, 2020, 08:07:32 PM »

Notice how I don't have to call Admin for Back Up?

Admin is up my back, thx for that Mr. Stickysmeemigo!

Ya lumps are killing my image. I have concerns.

Will the real Admin please stand up, and *SPANK* smee cuz he's out of character and behaving like a total hack proxy clone douche. I don't trust any body, I just wanna see what happens, like a dangerous car race with THE CRASH! Oh yeah they call it NASCAR, right, that!
This is Sporting. Nobody said there would be blood-letting.

Nobody said that there wouldn't, fine print Richard Cranium!

tellomon · « **Reply #6778 on:** November 04, 2020, 08:21:35 PM »

Banishment is too good for him.
In the alternative, I have a room for rent.

tellomon · « **Reply #6779 on:** November 04, 2020, 08:30:57 PM »

Not The Cowboy. No.
The pick up truck. Yes!

Scooters not included, what are ya crazy???

tellomon · « **Reply #6780 on:** November 04, 2020, 08:40:06 PM »

Yes, I want to make a noise complaint. Smee's house, right! Yeah he's there the lights are on and the roof is burning. Ya can't miss it, hurry! Oh, and check out the back yard!

tellomon · « **Reply #6781 on:** November 04, 2020, 08:48:35 PM »

New word, Sweeties:

Smeepwned.

Practice it. Spelling Bee is coming !

tellomon · « **Reply #6782 on:** November 04, 2020, 09:27:15 PM »

" Am I Trending yet? "

*smee* · « **Reply #6783 on:** November 04, 2020, 10:01:26 PM »

Wheres my sammich , I ordered hours ago

tellomon · « **Reply #6784 on:** November 05, 2020, 08:14:02 AM »

Ron Tello Culley
2m ·
Pardon me, but is the Post Office a FAIL for you, too? I cannot make contact with them thru the regular channels. Where are the People, where are my packages? (Yeah, I'm prolly asking too much, but I'm rolling the dice.)

tellomon · « **Reply #6785 on:** November 05, 2020, 08:22:37 AM »

Ron Tello Culley
OK, Sparkies, what was that in Sugarloaf?

Brian Saffell
What?

Ron Tello Culley
Annoying, nearly an apocalyptic Power Blackout. You dint get that? It was brutal. And I'm still waiting to take delivery on a Generator. Preppers: Yeah, we them! But for how long???

Ron Tello Culley
Are you experiencing Covid Delivery Delays too? Gimme a nudge telling me that I'm not alone, like Vincent Price in the Movie "The Last Man on Earth".

tellomon · « **Reply #6786 on:** November 05, 2020, 08:37:58 AM »

Quote from: *smee* on November 04, 2020, 10:01:26 PM

Wheres my sammich , I ordered hours ago

Happy now?

tellomon · « **Reply #6787 on:** November 05, 2020, 09:04:46 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on November 05, 2020, 08:14:02 AM

Ron Tello Culley
2m ·
Pardon me, but is the Post Office a FAIL for you, too? I cannot make contact with them thru the regular channels. Where are the People, where are my packages? (Yeah, I'm prolly asking too much, but I'm rolling the dice.)

James Carroll
No fail for me! What did the shipper say?

Ron Tello Culley
Tracking says my stuff goes to BBC PO and returned to sender, and what? They can't move it to Sugarloaf 92386? Yes, they can't. This is event #3 on this trip. Something's rotten in River City. 92314

Ron Tello Culley
Call them. They won't pick up for me.

James Carroll
I think by law they have to deliver to address or send back.

Ron Tello Culley
Yes, correct. There's a major SNAFU going on behind the scenes. My shipping address is clearly stated on the labels. Most stuff arrives here. 3 things will not. I suspect sabbotage, or clerical error in the first degree.

James Carroll
can’t help with that

Ron Tello Culley
Believe me, you are a good friend, thx!

tellomon · « **Reply #6788 on:** November 05, 2020, 09:33:25 AM »

And then, there's THIS:

*smee* · « **Reply #6789 on:** November 05, 2020, 09:45:02 AM »

I cant see a bat in that sammich

tellomon · « **Reply #6790 on:** November 05, 2020, 12:54:46 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on November 05, 2020, 09:45:02 AM

I cant see a bat in that sammich

I delivered on this one.
Quit yer snivvlin'.
Cash or credit?

tellomon · « **Reply #6791 on:** November 05, 2020, 01:12:16 PM »

Don Clement
They may not deliver up here if you only put your physical address. You need a PO Box number also. what I do is include the physical address with box # next to it. Don't put PO Box # with the physical address as this is rejected. Also helps to put the 4 digit extension on the 5 digit zip code that is typically one's po box number.

Ron Tello Culley
Hey Don, I did it all as you say. As I said, most items show up but there are these problem children gumming up the works. I can't explain it here, just believe me when I say "Clerical Error is an oxymoron".

Ron Tello Culley
Covid Deliveries are REAL! Please wait your turn....

*smee* · « **Reply #6792 on:** November 05, 2020, 01:31:04 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on November 05, 2020, 12:54:46 PM

Quote from: *smee* on November 05, 2020, 09:45:02 AM
I cant see a bat in that sammich

I delivered on this one.
Quit yer snivvlin'.
Cash or credit?

Is there some weazel piss dipping sauce

tellomon · « **Reply #6793 on:** November 05, 2020, 01:53:01 PM »

Uh-oh....this is not good.

tellomon · « **Reply #6794 on:** November 05, 2020, 02:22:50 PM »

The ground is sour.

tellomon · « **Reply #6795 on:** November 05, 2020, 03:01:54 PM »

Dammit!

tellomon · « **Reply #6796 on:** November 05, 2020, 03:05:34 PM »

Laurence Raichelson is feeling cold at Laurence Raichelson Music.
3h · Big Bear Lake, CA ·
Alright! First snow of the season all weekend Late Friday to Monday morning about a foot.

Rebecca Jo Gaines
😪 nooo. Sliding to my car again

Kim Hall
A foot or 3 inches ?

Laurence Raichelson
3 inches during the midday hours on Sunday. 12 total between Friday night and Monday morning. It's supposed to snow without stopping much.

Kim Hall
Laurence Raichelson oh geez ok thanks laurence

Laurence Raichelson
yup!

Ron Tello Culley
Ged outta here, and take me with you, snow shovels and boots in tow.

*smee* · « **Reply #6797 on:** November 06, 2020, 04:34:52 PM »

Did they find those kids?

tellomon · « **Reply #6798 on:** November 06, 2020, 11:24:15 PM »

Yes. See this : « Reply #6759 on: November 04, 2020, 05:13:21 PM

*smee* · « **Reply #6799 on:** November 06, 2020, 11:59:38 PM »

Ohhhhh....the old they are with family trick

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2635296 times)