Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2597185 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #6650 on:** October 29, 2020, 03:37:34 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on October 29, 2020, 02:56:49 PM

We had Status Quo here to

But you could still do whatever you want

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PNeGc2eZzmw

Thx for that, M8!

Worse than Old People sex.

Those guys sired the audience. The age diff is suss is wat Im yakkin. ParanormaN feenomminon?

I want a full panel screen report on my desk later tomorrow afternoon.

That is all (that I can come up with ATM).

tellomon · « **Reply #6651 on:** October 29, 2020, 06:53:43 PM »

NIGHT OF 1000 BEERS

Coming soon to a Theatre near you.
We know where you live. Hackers ain't about Loogies anymore.

Rated T for Tello. You can come in, but there's no guarantees of getting out.
And that is what you came here for, is that correct?

Goddammit am I the only Cinematic consumer who knows about movie plots of the 1980's??

SPOILER ALERT: The Movie becomes alerted to the spoiler.
Fade to black.
Roll credits.

go to commercial

see how ez that is?

My theory is: Celluloid heroes DO really die.

tellomon · « **Reply #6652 on:** October 29, 2020, 07:01:14 PM »

Harsh.
Not the message, the TEAL!

tellomon · « **Reply #6653 on:** October 29, 2020, 07:21:08 PM »

Depending on who ya ask...There's Good News in Camp Tello.

A new arrival...a bouncing baby gun!

It came with the co2 carts, but I got shorted on the pellets. The potentially deadly >pointy ones>>>>

To be continued, if that fits your bizzy schedule...

Seriously, this item is 11 of 10 on my docket.
The Crossman 357 air gun. IN STOCKThe ammo is prolly a Federal issue and is being sent by Pony Express. Thx Homeland Security is watching me too cuz now I have a legit reason to continue my total Rebel outlook and opinion about Square Society.
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tellomon · « **Reply #6654 on:** October 29, 2020, 07:32:38 PM »

In the days of my youth there was book I read and it changed my life even more than that other stuff was marketed to do. MAD Magazine for example.

School duz NOT like this, and no wonders why!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Student_as_Nigger

https://archive.org/stream/TheStudentAsNigger-JerrieFarber/student-nigger_djvu.txt

THE STUDENT AS FolkAtTheWoodpile

Jerrie Farbar

“The underground’s first classic. .

"SCHOOL IS WHERE YOU LET THE DYING SOCIETY PUT ITS TRIP
ON YOU.”

Our schools may seem useful: to make children into doctors, sociologists,
engineers — to discover things. But they're poisonous as well. They exploit,
and enslave students; they petrify society; they make democracy unlikely.
And it's not what you're taught that does the harm, but how you're taught.
Our schools teach you by pushing you around, by stealing your will and
your sense of power, by making timid, square, apathetic slaves out of you —
authority addicts.

"Students can change things if they want to because they have the power to
say 'no.' When you go to school, you're doing society a favor. And when you
say 'no,' you withhold much more than your attendance. You deny continuity
to the dying society; you put the future on strike. Students can have the kind
of school they want — or even something else entirely if they want — because
there isn't going to be any school at all without them."

tellomon · « **Reply #6655 on:** October 29, 2020, 07:44:08 PM »

Hard nuts. The guts I grew on my own in the days of my learnings.

Linda Culley got NOTHING on this, as usual...

tellomon · « **Reply #6656 on:** October 29, 2020, 08:02:55 PM »

6th Grade, 1970 me in the Principal's office, shitting golden bricks all the while, until the führer walks in.
Mega Q & A....on and off? with a young mind? Yes, slam and dismantle that side show UN attraction..Butb that "Dolf" thing was and consumer confidence item. Can you follow the money now and walk off my lawn???

tellomon · « **Reply #6657 on:** October 29, 2020, 08:14:21 PM »

Your lawn is repleat with Crab People Grass, exactly how I conjured it.
Kudos, it sucks to be you, and you had this "comming ya duck!

tellomon · « **Reply #6658 on:** October 29, 2020, 08:26:45 PM »

If I were considered to be true, I would break the DA's line about reasonable doubt,

Hoot. I'm in bed 33 hours a DAY. HowARD hUGHES COPY IN EFFECT..
GO FLoCK yourselves you 818 snakes!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #6659 on:** October 29, 2020, 08:30:10 PM »

Daada-daaatoot bleep!

Some thing about a ban outer space pig hunt .
Theseb aliens wont deal...help....awwwww arg!

*smee* · « **Reply #6660 on:** October 29, 2020, 08:53:51 PM »

Space pig hunt ..... Pigs arse there will be ...not on my watch

I spot the crackling in your story , You are telloing porkies

tellomon · « **Reply #6661 on:** October 30, 2020, 12:07:47 PM »

Did I get hacked?

Or was I bloody drunk?

Both are reasonable theories.

Now I am not afraid.

Whack the hack!
And shut up about it, eh?

I confess: I break my own rules. Like the one that sez "Don't drink and post".

Happy now?

tellomon · « **Reply #6662 on:** October 30, 2020, 12:23:11 PM »

Heart Breaking News, this just in....

SBSD - Big Bear Sheriffs Department
Thursday October 29th, 2020 :: 03:40 p.m. PDT
AdvisoryDetectives from the Specialized Investigations Division are conducting a death investigation
DATE/TIME: Wednesday, October 28, 2020 11:12 a.m.

INCIDENT: Death Investigation

LOCATION: 39000 block of Forest Road, Big Bear Lake

VICTIM: Unknown, pending identification

SUMMARY:
On Wednesday, October 28, 2020, at approximately 11:12 a.m., deputies from the Big Bear Sheriff’s Station responded to a residence in the 39000 block of Forest Road, Big Bear Lake. The reporting party advised dispatch he saw something suspicious in a built-up portion of his residence (area under the residence) and requested law enforcement. Fire personnel from the Big Bear Fire Department also responded to the location. Investigators searched the area and located human remains.

Detectives from the Specialized Investigations Division – Homicide Detail and a Coroner Investigator responded to the location and are conducting a death investigation.

It is unknown how long the remains have been at the location. An autopsy will be conducted to identify the victim and determine the cause and manner of death.

No additional information is available for release at this time.

The investigation is ongoing, and anyone with information is asked to contact Detective Floyd Stone, Specialized Investigations Division – Homicide Detail at (909) 387-3589. Callers can remain anonymous and contact WeTip at 800-78CRIME or www.wetip.com.

Refer: Detective Floyd Stone or Sergeant Troy Mooradian

Station: Specialized Investigations Division – Homicide Detail

Phone No. (909) 387-3589

Case No. DR#162000907 H#2020-122

JOHN McMAHON, Sheriff-Coroner
San Bernardino County Sheriff-Coroner Department

Address/Location
SBSD - Big Bear Sheriffs Department
477 Summit Blvd
Big Bear Lake, CA 92315

Contact
Emergency: 9-1-1[/size]

" Consult the Cinema Archives. Sarah Conner's mother lived in Big Bear, until The Terminator killed her. A possible leed? "

tellomon · « **Reply #6663 on:** October 30, 2020, 12:36:49 PM »

Rebecca Jo Gaines
Omg

Lisa Kelsey- Pughe
Im sure we'll never hear the outcome of this one too!

Shyanne Melina Stratton
Susan Huckaby

Jamie Wayman
Oh my gosh!!! What the hell!!

Robin Young
Wtf

Susie Hardy
Wonder if it is that firefighter that went missing

Dee Levey
badge icon
Susie Hardy he has not been missing long enough to be nothing but human remains I don't believe.

Ron Tello Culley
Consult the Cinema Archives. Sarah Conner's mother lived in Big Bear, until The Terminator killed her. A possible leed?

tellomon · « **Reply #6664 on:** October 30, 2020, 01:11:25 PM »

Shyanne Melina Stratton
Looking for the post of bear mountain hiring

Anthony Lopez
Do you need an invite to the group page?

Tamie Helmick Harris
badge icon
https://www.bigbearmountainresort.com/explore/jobs
Career at Big Bear Mountain Resort
BIGBEARMOUNTAINRESORT.COM

Adora Rose Gilligan
For food and beverage go here
https://workatlevy.com/jobs
Levy Restaurants Hourly Job Opportunities
WORKATLEVY.COM

JC Styles
Go to HR at snow summit

Shyanne Melina Stratton
Thank you all I successfully applied

JC Styles
Shyanne Melina Stratton Good welcome aboard
Am a parking attendant at Bear mountain. Good luck

Ron Tello Culley
Don't quit your SnowDay job!

tellomon · « **Reply #6665 on:** October 30, 2020, 01:26:50 PM »

David Rasmussen
When did it stop?????

David Arnold
Classic

Maria Roque
Hahaha but true ??👏🏽🙏

Ron Tello Culley
More Flannels!

tellomon · « **Reply #6666 on:** October 30, 2020, 01:31:48 PM »

Are we supposed to read all this?

Rim of The World Historical Society
4h ·
Hiking is a wonderful way to get some exercise, reduce stress and enjoy all the natural history our mountains have to offer. There are over 500 miles of hiking opportunities and over 100 established trails spread across the San Bernardino Mountains, each one unique. There are easy trails such as half-mile Heaps Peak Arboretum, where you can observe dozens of varieties of flora. The popular Heart Rock Trail leads you to a breathtaking geological wonder. With the recent lifting of restrictions on hiking and other forms of outdoor recreation it’s a great time to revisit a column that was published a couple years back about a trail rich with history. Just north of Highway 173 and Grass Valley Road, above the community of Lake Arrowhead, the Metate Trail is an enjoyable, family-friendly hike that will bring you to some impressive relics from our state’s Native American past. Metates were used by the Serrano Indians who lived a nomadic existence in these mountains for some 5,000 years. The grinding holes pictured in this week’s image were carved into large slabs of bedrock and are called “mortars.” Serrano women used “manos” (or “pestles”) to grind acorns, pinon nuts and other grain. The Serrano came to this area every spring because of the plentiful acorn crop and mild climate. To make acorn flour was a multi-step process which involved first soaking the acorns to remove their skin, then grinding them into a flour. This was then made into a meal and leached with boiling water to remove the bitterness. The resulting mush was further processed into “Wiiwish” which could then be served. The Serrano call themselves the Yuhaviatam which means “people of the pines.” After a century of brutal hardships and skirmishes with militia, tribal leader Santos Manuel led the remaining Yuhaviatam down the mountain in the late 1860’s to safety. The reservation bearing his name was established in 1891. By Ken Brafman, Image from Ken Brafman Collection. To purchase a wide selection of book on local history, check out our new website: https://mtnmuseum.org.

tellomon · « **Reply #6667 on:** October 30, 2020, 02:40:53 PM »

Holster is garbage. That's where I put it.
Overall, after accessorizing a bit, I feel quite fit to do battle with the seasonal anomalies that lurk in our Zone.

Watch Elko watching me.

All others pay full ticket price.

https://www.airgundepot.com/3576w.html

tellomon · « **Reply #6668 on:** October 30, 2020, 03:27:47 PM »

Being the Hermit that I have chosen to become as a matter of surviveability, spelling not an issue yet, I am compelled to disclose the following bits of my guts and mind:

1) Suicide is not an option; kicking enemy ass is.

2) I feel really good about my investments!

This is the third Piece for me.
The first one in El Monte was lost. (Or horribly misplaced in a Moving accident.)
The next one in Montello was STOLEN (and yes, I reported it to Elko Cops and you can flush yer dunny now and it's all the same sound...)

And now, #3 is gonna go up your gob if ya wanna be impolite or otherwise a hoodlum or PTA Member.

I mean it! Something wicked my way comes, again. Still. Oh hell, this is a fashion accessory, alright? pizz orf!

Is that the right strain in my Strine?

*smee* · « **Reply #6669 on:** October 30, 2020, 03:41:15 PM »

As long as youve still got your Amigos T-shirt ....you are possession rich

tellomon · « **Reply #6670 on:** October 30, 2020, 03:53:25 PM »

Right, that...yes.

Boy, they let anybody in here don't they, and there's only us. What's this about?
Seems as if Admin has been on the dunny for years.

Pathetic duzzint quite say it.

But it is spacious in its totality.

Plenty of room to do random acts of Art, Music and that other subversive activity...what they call it? Oh yes..
Drag Rat Racing!

tellomon · « **Reply #6671 on:** October 30, 2020, 04:06:22 PM »

Preview of my upcoming and going Halloween Show:

tellomon · « **Reply #6672 on:** October 30, 2020, 04:21:21 PM »

I expect it to go viral. And then the CDC will wrap me up and take me away.

tellomon · « **Reply #6673 on:** October 30, 2020, 04:26:53 PM »

What are the chances that there will be a Tracking Number?

tellomon · « **Reply #6674 on:** October 30, 2020, 04:47:56 PM »

Everything is always something about some thing...

tellomon · « **Reply #6675 on:** October 30, 2020, 04:54:01 PM »

It's not Scooter Science, people....

Relax. This is only a test.

What lasts longer....me or the props?

This might kill me, but so what? I be dead long ago according to my families. I am alive cuz I have a contract with my internet provider. You know I can't f^(# that up!

tellomon · « **Reply #6676 on:** October 30, 2020, 06:03:21 PM »

My perspective hazzint changed....
It's the stuff I drag out of the PO BOX!

It's the House mail, mostly.

Sometimes there's my name on the items.

I expect fan mail and subpoenas. I live a colorful life, deal widdit.

So one day...no, wait that was yesterday.... yeah and I was so burnt out from building my "Ween Show"...ok, then I had a session with Jose and Mary Jane until ManBearPig came home.

A deal was considered.
I am R and D.
Now you know. Don't tell, Yes, you will.

BEST SHOW ON THE BLOCK!

callostemma · « **Reply #6677 on:** October 30, 2020, 11:31:23 PM »

someone is feeling bored?

tellomon · « **Reply #6678 on:** October 31, 2020, 08:09:35 AM »

Fog Machine is in the mail, Not in my hands.

On a whim, I called the local party rentals guys.
I gotta call back at 4pm, maybe their fog machine will be mine to rent at a reasonable fee.

Stay tuned, stay safe, stay away from me...I'm bizzy!

tellomon · « **Reply #6679 on:** October 31, 2020, 08:13:39 AM »

Quote from: callostemma on October 30, 2020, 11:31:23 PM

someone is feeling bored?

Cheeky, Darlin'.
Tello duzzint feel.
He moves.

Watch out, I commin' thru!

tellomon · « **Reply #6680 on:** October 31, 2020, 08:39:20 AM »

In other news....

Tello buys a gun!

It's on "Back Order".

Am I to believe that every kid on every block has bought up and cleaned out the inventory of this item, so now more need to be manufactured to meet demand?

Unreal.

I went thru this with my 30" STAGG Ride/Gong Cymbal.
It was out of stock. I asked to speak with the manager.
He agreed that I said every kid on every block bot one of these pies.

Horror is not on TV. It's on my phone.

There's something Hinckey about all of this.

Grandma was right. Trust them as far as you can throw them.

What?
Spit it out!!

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tellomon · « **Reply #6681 on:** October 31, 2020, 08:46:17 AM »

Relax guy. It's a .177 Air Gun.
Looks real.
Put an eye out real quick.

Victory!

tellomon · « **Reply #6682 on:** October 31, 2020, 09:45:13 AM »

facebook problem post. I think the Feds are involved///

Jake Robbins
Only fam you miss are the Zildjians, the Ludwigs... you're getting Remo Ron Tello Culley back.

Ron Tello Culley
Jake Robbins : Supplies..TP and bottled water. Weapons are mandatory in close quarters.
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Ron Tello Culley
Thx for that! Hats off to the rebels and dead inmates everywhere, but not France.

tellomon · « **Reply #6683 on:** October 31, 2020, 10:17:07 AM »

No fog.
Stick with the other stuff on site.

Lights, sound, costume, action*!

*That means I have to perform.
Goddammit do I really have to?

tellomon · « **Reply #6684 on:** October 31, 2020, 10:29:00 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on October 31, 2020, 09:45:13 AM

facebook problem post. I think the Feds are involved///

Jake Robbins
Only fam you miss are the Zildjians, the Ludwigs... you're getting Remo Ron Tello Culley back.

Ron Tello Culley
Jake Robbins : Supplies..TP and bottled water. Weapons are mandatory in close quarters.
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tellomon · « **Reply #6685 on:** October 31, 2020, 10:30:51 AM »

That's Bollacks! This is govt intervention, I smell it!

Tello is a key word in America's war on People.

tellomon · « **Reply #6686 on:** October 31, 2020, 11:39:08 AM »

m86thecat@yahoo.com

Operators are standing by.

" That's ME ! "

" Forget those blighters, Mate. We have priority issues here. Now move it !!! "

tellomon · « **Reply #6687 on:** October 31, 2020, 12:02:36 PM »

Ron Tello Culley Leroy Hernandez

Hey Loy, can we talk shop? And El Monte History...?

Ron Tello Culley
Yeah, I really am the Artist formerly known as Remo Ron. Live with it. I do! How do I look? My hair ok?

tellomon · « **Reply #6688 on:** October 31, 2020, 12:41:50 PM »

The Remo Ron Experience

Not coming anytime soon to you Blighters

You suck and we blow
out of town.

The End.

(yes, but for who, what?}

tellomon · « **Reply #6689 on:** October 31, 2020, 12:50:38 PM »

https://www.fox4news.com/news/full-moon-to-shine-on-halloween-for-the-first-time-since-1944?fbclid=IwAR3K5fHlAUBDsL3e1QIzaZUHPS_095qzFINFORLOuigctJzAS2_Bhc9nXuI

callostemma · « **Reply #6690 on:** October 31, 2020, 02:18:33 PM »

steady lad
i will send some of that hail from Queensland your way
We make it big in australia

tellomon · « **Reply #6691 on:** October 31, 2020, 02:20:52 PM »

This time is for REAL!

tellomon · « **Reply #6692 on:** October 31, 2020, 02:26:23 PM »

Quote from: callostemma on October 31, 2020, 02:18:33 PM

steady lad
i will send some of that hail from Queensland your way
We make it big in australia

As IF I should believe anything.

I don't want any trouble, Lady!

The only big thing in Oz is the Hype.
I'm sorry you suck.
We could have been great neighbours if I migrated there.
I can't understand how your National Treasure Steve Irwin was killed by a fish.

What can I say?

This is fun!!!

I am the Trailer Park behind the fence. I can see you first.

I am armed with BBQ tongs and a snow shovel.
You can pick me out in a line up. And take me home with you afterwards.

tellomon · « **Reply #6693 on:** October 31, 2020, 03:37:36 PM »

You know you're from the mountains when you can enjoy a quiet evening to fish.

Jay Jacobson
Wow. Cool pic

Donna Linke
I thought it was illegal to fish after sunset.

Ron Tello Culley
Fish have bedtime, too.

tellomon · « **Reply #6694 on:** October 31, 2020, 03:57:33 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
Fish have bedtime, too.

Mark Magdaleno
One hour after sunset

Cathy Ferguson
Caught my first fish in BBL. 52 yrs ago.

Ron Tello Culley
I can relate....caught my first fish in Pismo Beach, 1960 off the pier. I was 2. Why do I remember this stuff?

Cathy Ferguson
I remember more from 50 yrs ago than I do from yesterday. Lol

Ron Tello Culley
It's a sickness that we cannot divulge to the others. Hush and move silently, LOL!

Ron Tello Culley
Return the Love. Everybody not respond.

Done deal.

tellomon · « **Reply #6695 on:** October 31, 2020, 04:45:56 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
I called it. Check the time stamps.

tellomon · « **Reply #6696 on:** October 31, 2020, 04:53:17 PM »

It's now the time to break out the human calculators ... show up, will ya? and crunch this!

6695 Replies
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1 mil 28 thou? rly?

tellomon · « **Reply #6697 on:** October 31, 2020, 05:12:29 PM »

You know...those chat rooms people are cheating you from knowing the truth you seek.
That's your face on the book cover of "Internet Forums for Dummies".

We can overlook that irresponsible chapter in our lives and move on into this abyss.

and now I lost my notes. dammit! and so be it so flock off, Respect!

If I return I may not be pretty. Pretty saavy, that is... I'm losing my touch. Notice anything unusual lately? See!!? That's evidence right there!

I want to keep my Sushi Privvies!

tellomon · « **Reply #6698 on:** October 31, 2020, 05:17:25 PM »

Squeekers.....

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tellomon · « **Reply #6699 on:** November 01, 2020, 10:02:31 AM »

Dee Levey
sent
2 days ago
Thank you,and yes I will try to come by and see your creation👍
You sent
2 days ago
Great, and I will creep and crawl the site with my input as usual. No worries or suspicion. Aint life grand? 0Ut...oh Tyler showed up, bye!

Dee Levey
sent
2 days ago
You sent
2 days ago
I got Candy now. See ya soon?
11:33 AM
You sent
4 hours ago
FYI no show at my house tonight. It's a dud.
12:39 PM

Dee Levey
sent
3 hours ago
3:59 PM
You sent
about a minute ago
I aim to represent in 2 weeks. Maybe snow in my strobe light will be spectacular...so will be my frostbite. All in the name and persuit of Art, and why?
Because we are here!

Pls dont let my track record cloud your perception of me. Profiling is bad, mmmKay? lol

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2597185 times)