Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2633591 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #5750 on:** February 09, 2012, 05:28:23 PM »

http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/ItemDetail.aspx?sku=2-RA22ABB

jozrt · « **Reply #5751 on:** February 10, 2012, 12:34:38 AM »

Claims the..

101101
hit snipe

tellomon · « **Reply #5752 on:** February 10, 2012, 02:12:09 AM »

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #5753 on:** February 10, 2012, 09:04:52 AM »

Joz!!!

jozrt · « **Reply #5754 on:** February 12, 2012, 03:23:35 AM »

Wow

Another 700 clicks since i was here last, Wasn't all that long ago either lol

Thx Tello Ducky

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #5755 on:** February 12, 2012, 11:38:59 AM »

Hello Joz.

jozrt · « **Reply #5756 on:** February 16, 2012, 05:41:01 AM »

Omg. Ducky, Our brief appearance has earnt us well over 2000 clicks!!

And --->

Can't help myself ---------->

tellomon · « **Reply #5757 on:** February 16, 2012, 06:26:50 AM »

This. Is. Crazy.

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #5758 on:** February 16, 2012, 10:37:06 AM »

Well Joz, it just shows how popular we are. Celebrity status.

jozrt · « **Reply #5759 on:** March 01, 2012, 04:28:29 PM »

Waves to ducky & tello.

A man donates blood to his wife after she is badly hurt in a
Car crash. A few years later they go through a bitter divorce and he demands his blood back!. So she throws a tampon in his face and says "there you go you miserable git, I'll pay you back monthly!"
And the moral of this story is :-
Even if a woman eventually pays back what she owes a man!, there
Will ALWAYS be a string attached!.

tellomon · « **Reply #5760 on:** March 03, 2012, 09:19:50 PM »

What's going on here?

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #5761 on:** March 04, 2012, 02:29:20 AM »

We've moved into your thread Tello..

Good luck for Monday BTW.

tellomon · « **Reply #5762 on:** March 12, 2012, 08:24:13 PM »

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #5763 on:** March 13, 2012, 08:44:43 AM »

The judge made you sick?

*r3830* · « **Reply #5764 on:** March 14, 2012, 10:40:30 PM »

Where is blardy Tello? Has he gone on that survival / caveman traineeship program? Let me guess..... livin on rattlesnakes, terrorising tarantulas and recycling urine. Yep, sounds like a hoot!

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #5765 on:** March 15, 2012, 06:58:32 AM »

jozrt · « **Reply #5766 on:** March 17, 2012, 12:34:21 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on March 03, 2012, 09:19:50 PM

What's going on?

Someone has left a message.

tellomon · « **Reply #5767 on:** March 19, 2012, 02:39:52 AM »

Quote from: *r3830* on March 14, 2012, 10:40:30 PM

Where is blardy Tello? Has he gone on that survival / caveman traineeship program? Let me guess..... livin on rattlesnakes, terrorising tarantulas and recycling urine. Yep, sounds like a hoot!

Eat a pill.

*r3830* · « **Reply #5768 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:31:03 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on March 19, 2012, 02:39:52 AM

Quote from: *r3830* on March 14, 2012, 10:40:30 PM
Where is blardy Tello? Has he gone on that survival / caveman traineeship program? Let me guess..... livin on rattlesnakes, terrorising tarantulas and recycling urine. Yep, sounds like a hoot!

Eat a pill.

Can I borrow a dozen of yours? If ya'v got any left that is.....

*Yibida* · « **Reply #5769 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:49:43 AM »

Loco how ya going you old buggar !

*r3830* · « **Reply #5770 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:00:51 AM »

Loco how ya going you old buggar !

GR8 Yibs ...... but I'll be much better if Tello can come up with the goods! How you travellin'?

*Yibida* · « **Reply #5771 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:04:07 AM »

I'm going good loco ... Tello's on a mission from God !

he must travel the waste lands for 40 days and 40 nights !

*r3830* · « **Reply #5772 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:05:45 AM »

Crikey!! I thought he was already there ..... or was that just that he was wasted?

You at work? Day off this end! Just LOVE Mondays off!

*Yibida* · « **Reply #5773 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:11:45 AM »

hahaha Tello wasted in the waste lands !

Nah I'm at work on my break

I loved RDO's when I had them !

not now tho ...sigh..

*r3830* · « **Reply #5774 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:17:55 AM »

Tell ya what Yibs...... I'll make an extra effort to enjoy today TWICE as much so you can share it too. I'd go fishin' - but its raining! I'd cut the grass - but the same excuse applies. lololol

Mission for today: Get Skype +video operational on the laptop!

*Yibida* · « **Reply #5775 on:** March 29, 2012, 01:10:54 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on February 16, 2012, 06:26:50 AM

This. Is. Crazy.

Nope it's the real deal dude... = Total active Members: 157 we are going strength to strength .. at this rate it will be over 200 by x-mass ...

*smee* · « **Reply #5776 on:** April 02, 2012, 10:12:44 AM »

Or by festivus

tellomon · « **Reply #5777 on:** April 03, 2012, 12:12:06 PM »

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*Yibida* · « **Reply #5778 on:** April 03, 2012, 12:21:08 PM »

Tello your buying dirt ? your getting ripped off ! look around plenty of dirt all around you !

BTW eloi and hags eat this... 8===D

tellomon · « **Reply #5779 on:** April 03, 2012, 02:25:00 PM »

Dick.

Everybody, repeat after me....

Dick.

*r3830* · « **Reply #5780 on:** April 03, 2012, 02:58:30 PM »

A 22! Ya goin shootin birds? Don't they do those in 9MM or 45?

tellomon · « **Reply #5781 on:** April 03, 2012, 10:46:54 PM »

I'm prepping for the Zombie Economy Apocalypse and its mob spawn.

Dick.

*r3830* · « **Reply #5782 on:** April 06, 2012, 09:22:09 PM »

Got any Sparrows yet?

tellomon · « **Reply #5783 on:** April 06, 2012, 10:25:22 PM »

Tello: 1
Zombies: 0

jozrt · « **Reply #5784 on:** April 28, 2012, 03:11:23 AM »

Stringers:0

*r3830* · « **Reply #5785 on:** April 28, 2012, 05:24:55 AM »

Word is ..... you bin a BAD bugga Joz!

WORD!

tellomon · « **Reply #5786 on:** April 28, 2012, 08:41:45 PM »

Ya'll be sure to tidy up before you leave.

This is a non-restrained lounge area.

jozrt · « **Reply #5787 on:** April 30, 2012, 12:18:36 AM »

Ha ha Loco, Iz bad but not that bad

Makes ya wonder, They'll try to discredit you only for entertainment value? Sad as!

*r3830* · « **Reply #5788 on:** April 30, 2012, 07:24:35 PM »

Makes ya wonder, They'll try to discredit you only for entertainment value? Sad as!

True..... but I still luvz ya!

*r3830* · « **Reply #5789 on:** May 13, 2012, 09:44:51 AM »

Oy - Tello!

Happy Mutha's Day - ye old wonk!

***Mr Magoo 2U*** · « **Reply #5790 on:** May 15, 2012, 01:18:37 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on April 28, 2012, 08:41:45 PM

Ya'll be sure to tidy up before you leave.

This is a non-restrained lounge area.

do ya see any empty crunched beer cans here tellooo? nope r-numeric sorts em, we're very tidy us antipodeans and any 'butts' get cleared away by emme (she keeps them in her smiley box)

our water may run the rong way but we're huge on hygiene, specially in a tello designated departure looounge

*r3830* · « **Reply #5791 on:** May 15, 2012, 09:11:30 AM »

*r3830* · « **Reply #5792 on:** May 15, 2012, 09:16:50 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #5793 on:** June 11, 2012, 06:42:33 PM »

***Mr Magoo 2U*** · « **Reply #5794 on:** June 11, 2012, 07:10:15 PM »

hmmm real butts and retro flavoured tuna water ....

tellomon · « **Reply #5795 on:** June 18, 2012, 01:24:28 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #5798 on:** June 20, 2012, 07:01:51 PM »

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