Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2615812 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #5850 on:** October 06, 2013, 03:21:47 PM »

Notice is hereby given unto all persons of reputable consequence and repute:
OH YEZ, OH YEZ, sit down Sweeties, NOW HERE COMES that f*n Tello guy, >[PLAINTIFF, LECTURER, PHILOSTOFER, internet gadfly AND cOZMIC GREED PRoN0grAFERR] bidding you fair greetings and NOW HEAR THIS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8

In the FINE TRADITION of "saving the best for last", it is this sojourner's opinion that ye Worthy and Not so much that, ONE AND ALIKE are implored beyond belief to WAIT FOR IT AT THE TAIL END OF THE EVIDENCIARY PIECE PRESENTED HERE, FORTHWITH AND PROPER, by decree and duly signed authority of The Notorious Rontello, Nevada, Constable, Frothingham County, Swollengland, LLC.

Eat Snacky Smores.

tellomon · « **Reply #5851 on:** October 18, 2013, 07:41:41 PM »

I don't know how to say this....so I'm gonna ad lib the lot of it.

Upon first analysis of my external hard drive by my Professor...

the f*n li'l bugg@r-thing evaporated my life's works.

All my best "Scandal and Pr0n" are not even MY memory anymore.

Since my total financial collapse of 2013, I was BANKING on the prospects of Marketing my wares globally
for a net sum of
1 Mil. USD and 9 1/2% Royalties and go shopping again without the headaches of paying my way thru life,
just like normal ppl do.

It was my ONLY hope for acquiring any lucrative substancial income in these End Times.
My mischief is the only remaining talent I have.
House Painting got taken over by the WetBacks.
Drummers are pennies on the Cyber-Dollar.

Truth is a crime (Plead DefCon 500).
Resistance is [Noble but mostly] an annoyance to the status quo.

What's a Poor formerly Working White Boy and ex-Millionaire to do, huh?

I've seen a lot of Empirical Theologic Philosophy in my short 55years of Planet Wandering.

And in my worst judgement at the wrong time, I'm inching closer to concluding:

A) Make more Pr0n. [The Industry term is "Make Lemonade"]
2) Or kill myself..... b/c of unrepressable depressing desperation over the Lost Episodes
(((and NO thx to the computer and the FAULTY Humans involved.
--->Especially the B*Tard hackers and Government Racketeers))).

End of the line? Perhaps.

Threaten suicide, and instead of brain-jail
get
Social Welfare Benefits
(ultimately cheating a WetBack)?

YOU BET!

Discuss.

C):-{= <" F*gg'n-'ell M8! we payed into the system and we shall bloody well cash out of it " <<

tellomon · « **Reply #5852 on:** November 01, 2013, 08:51:09 PM »

And now...
a Wish Fulfilment Image
for all you
antagonistic sick dreamers
out
there.

You wish! That's MY car. Dint get it off eBay, Sweeties!!!!

***Mr Magoo 2U*** · « **Reply #5853 on:** November 02, 2013, 10:00:59 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on November 01, 2013, 08:51:09 PM

And now...
a Wish Fulfilment Image
for all you
antagonistic sick dreamers
out
there.

You wish! That's MY car. Dint get it off eBay, Sweeties!!!!

i wish

tellomon · « **Reply #5854 on:** December 04, 2013, 03:07:37 AM »

10-18-13:201963

12-03-13:215128

Crikey!

13,165????????

This is the most flocked-up site on the Net!!!!

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #5855 on:** December 04, 2013, 01:00:13 PM »

Goose.

You missed the '2' off the front.

It's now up to 215,172

tellomon · « **Reply #5856 on:** December 04, 2013, 01:45:15 PM »

Tell me, OH Wise Horse:
How can I monetize this hotbed of cyber-traffic???

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #5857 on:** December 04, 2013, 03:27:23 PM »

You might want a ~~little~~ lot of help from Barbara Eden's alter-ego....

tellomon · « **Reply #5858 on:** December 04, 2013, 03:59:58 PM »

I want to marry her!

tellomon · « **Reply #5859 on:** December 06, 2013, 01:18:09 PM »

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=7637.0

***Mr Magoo 2U*** · « **Reply #5860 on:** December 06, 2013, 02:30:11 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on December 04, 2013, 03:59:58 PM

I want to marry her!

shes an old wrinkly now .... lol or worse (like moi)

tellomon · « **Reply #5861 on:** December 06, 2013, 04:58:33 PM »

Is Barbara Feldon available?

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #5862 on:** December 06, 2013, 05:16:01 PM »

I don't think Barbara Feldon would be interested - SHE GOT SMART.

tellomon · « **Reply #5863 on:** December 06, 2013, 06:03:19 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #5864 on:** December 07, 2013, 04:57:44 AM »

263 Hits in 12 hours.

WHO THE F IS LOOKING AT THIS??????

tellomon · « **Reply #5865 on:** December 10, 2013, 12:24:40 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
2 hours ago ·

   No, I don't lead an exciting life. I'm living an unusual death.
   Like · · Share · Unfollow Post · Promote
   Summer Ray, Thea Gabrielle Toschak and Joey McNeill like this.
   Joey McNeill I don't care how the the upper crust Irma Grese your shite Ron. I got one year to live. I like you gibbering. I really do. Anything that keeps me away from the TV and keeps me with the people and it is entertwining. Is a very a good folkish thing.
   2 hours ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley Goddammit, Joey. I just almost killed a zombie. Come back later...
   about an hour ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley 12 gauge rimfire, Irma Grese!
   about an hour ago · Like · 1
   Joey McNeill Just.....do it.
   about an hour ago · Unlike · 1
   Ron Tello Culley Woe. What's Thea's interest in this?
   Curious...
   about an hour ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=7637.0
   There is LAW and there is ANARCHY...
   www.ozroundtable.com
   There is LAW and there is ANARCHY...
   about an hour ago · Like · Remove Preview
   Joey McNeill I'm tired of making green paper. I'm into making freinds.
   about an hour ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley That is soooo 1958....
   about an hour ago · Like
   Joey McNeill Yes....Exactly. Drunken Joey has so much time to do his good before he's killed.
   about an hour ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley
   Ron Tello Culley's photo.
   about an hour ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley SIGN IT salt of the earth!!!
   about an hour ago · Like
   Joey McNeill Good times man. Good times.
   about an hour ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley For who? Get them here.
   about an hour ago · Like
   Joey McNeill Don't go there.
   about an hour ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley I AM there.
   Irma Grese.
   about an hour ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley Sign it.
   about an hour ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley salt of the earth...
   about an hour ago · Like
   Joey McNeill Love you man. I've seen your pain personally.
   about an hour ago · Unlike · 1
   Ron Tello Culley I need an agent.
   about an hour ago · Like
   Joey McNeill Those jeolous Irma Greses always have to Irma Grese. They were born to Irma Grese. They know nothing else.
   about an hour ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley I know a lot but nobody cares.
   felafel the world cuz it's felafelen me!
   about an hour ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley Sign it!
   about an hour ago · Edited · Like
   Joey McNeill felafelem we tried to help them. We will be dead soon.
   about an hour ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley Again: "What's this >WE< shite?"
   I don't know you that well to go down in flames with you.
   Let me solo.
   about an hour ago · Edited · Like
   Ron Tello Culley Woe! You know that NSA data collection complex in Utah?
   WE BLEW IT UP, Bro.!
   I can see the smoke from here!!!!!!!
   about an hour ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley Good thing I had duct tape on my balls; couldda lost them in the blast.
   about an hour ago · Edited · Like
   Joey McNeill felafel those money sucking *** We'll be dead in twenty. Let the future deal with the Aliens. We can't take on everything. We are just carbon based units assembled like the DNA based on evolution we are not expected to deal with the true future.
   58 minutes ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley DICK>
   You die. I'm not done.
   I'm just starting my New Day, salt of the earth....See More
   53 minutes ago · Like
   Joey McNeill Love you Ron. Do your shite. You will die soon.
   53 minutes ago · Unlike · 1
   Ron Tello Culley NOT ON MY WATCH, Irma Grese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   52 minutes ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley If I'm "going down", I'm taking those salts of the earth with me.
   51 minutes ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley (Soooo..cliche')
   51 minutes ago · Unlike · 1
   Joey McNeill Okay get 3 million dollars and I will introduce you to the madre felafelers that can extend your life to 150. But I promise you your quality of life go down significantly your existance will be prevailed but all we have is right now. And I'm talking to th...See More
   48 minutes ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley What? I missed that. I'm eating Jesus' mom's malamute...
   47 minutes ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley I'm in Hell. Nice wallpaper around here...
   46 minutes ago · Edited · Like
   Joey McNeill Oh so you missed the dawning of the age of aquarius? But your true belief on the mountain that you found is still true. It's just that the symbols have changed for the next generation. You telling me your deep down belief in your soul is not true? Your deep down belief can't fight a few symbols?
   43 minutes ago · Edited · Like
   Ron Tello Culley I'll be getting out of jail for Christmas, woo-hooo-wooo....shoo-BOP-do-WOP
   40 minutes ago · Like
   Joey McNeill When I was up on that mountain God told me I am in the north, south, east, and west. So is you your belief based upon a bunch of symbowls or is it based upon the god? Think about it Ron?
   40 minutes ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley I don't drink milk anymore.
   39 minutes ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley When I clean my guns, how come I gotta unload the bullets first? Can't I just dust around them?
   37 minutes ago · Like
   Joey McNeill Mmmm protein. India worship the life giving COW. I drink the one percent all the time. They made geometry Ron. Geometry. Garbage in. Garbage out.
   37 minutes ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley One nucular blast can ruin your whole Spelling Police agenda.
   35 minutes ago · Edited · Like
   Joey McNeill Because you had to spend some time in the military Ron. And your Dad loved you for some reason and he taught you something.
   35 minutes ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley You leave my Dad out of this.
   I confessed about killing my Mom and I got away with it.
   34 minutes ago · Like
   Joey McNeill You are you using the haystraw man technique and the future will not look favorably on this. Look deeply in your soul Ron. I know there is good things there.
   33 minutes ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley To say my Dad was keen is to OWN his tools.
   33 minutes ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley NOW HEAR THIS: this IS the future, anatomical conundrum. shut the felafel up-date.
   29 minutes ago · Edited · Like
   Joey McNeill I'm not here to fight Ron's little kingdom. I see that my life is limited. And he asked so I answered. That's all.
   30 minutes ago · Unlike · 1
   Ron Tello Culley @nd I wazzint in the Military>
   I was in the "Smog Marines". An L.A. Punk Rock thang, you woodint understand....
   29 minutes ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley Los Angeles. Not Louisiana.
   28 minutes ago · Like
   Joey McNeill There is a New York and a San Franciso if you have a problem those anatomical conundrums will absorb your rantings quite nicely in their endless sea of rantings.
   27 minutes ago · Edited · Like
   Ron Tello Culley I eat rants as a tweeker snack.
   27 minutes ago · Like
   Joey McNeill Well it's two for one at the subgenius church if you've got what it takes then put up your worthless 17 and they'll promote your shite all around the world.
   26 minutes ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley 18.
   Ron Tello Culley's photo.
   25 minutes ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley Hello, NSA? I wanna file a complaint....
   22 minutes ago · Like
   Joey McNeill Why are you are taxing the drunken Joey who has a few hours left to help his people you who he thought was included? What could he possibly have done to you?
   22 minutes ago · Unlike · 1
   Ron Tello Culley I never asked for your help. I ran an ad for a handyman, and I'm STILL doing the work myself.
   Cool off, Wendover Man. Life is Long. Cigarettes are short.
   20 minutes ago · Like
   Joey McNeill Well things take time Ron. I would have been there for free eventually but now I see what you are really about. Unfriended.
   18 minutes ago · Unlike · 1
   Ron Tello Culley BTW: if you use a stupid gun yer going to stupid jail. Can I have it?
   18 minutes ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley Oh, THAT'S original.
   17 minutes ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley Unfriended.
   LOL.
   One is the loneliest number. What a *** right there.....
   14 minutes ago · Like
   Ron Tello Culley
   Write a comment...

tellomon · « **Reply #5866 on:** December 14, 2013, 05:53:30 AM »

2000 hits in 7 days.

Who are you Trolls???

jozrt · « **Reply #5867 on:** December 16, 2013, 04:56:59 AM »

you know, its those people with the homesicknesses
noticed theyre more active this time of year
(& they always try to get people banned for xmas on the ebash boards too, nice one hey?)

jozrt · « **Reply #5868 on:** December 16, 2013, 05:07:56 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #5869 on:** December 16, 2013, 08:28:43 AM »

About as nice as a turd
in the Crissy Party punch bowl.

tellomon · « **Reply #5870 on:** December 19, 2013, 12:17:52 AM »

5 Days
1,137 Hits

*smee* · « **Reply #5871 on:** December 19, 2013, 01:25:33 AM »

All yours ..no one in their right mind would look

tellomon · « **Reply #5872 on:** December 19, 2013, 01:43:00 AM »

Fancy hearing such a gorbel-ful from you, ya think I trust it?

You will f0ck off and revert to quieter quarters, so says I.

Move it, DiZney!

*smee* · « **Reply #5873 on:** December 19, 2013, 01:45:19 AM »

Excellent choice .. Cos no one gives a fat rats clacker

tellomon · « **Reply #5874 on:** December 19, 2013, 01:50:40 AM »

Oh, I'm so sorry.
Ya just missed the I give a F0CK Express Rail to Quentsville.

Next one will be here in 5000 hours.

Don't be late!

*smee* · « **Reply #5875 on:** December 19, 2013, 01:56:43 AM »

No I wont be ... Coz I love you Ronnie

Amen

tellomon · « **Reply #5876 on:** December 19, 2013, 04:05:57 AM »

Woe!
Ladies n Gents, can I get a witness please?

See here now how shite turns around when the undergrundies dog is under the microscope of civil braindeadtivity...

I personally believe it's best to kick a man when he's down...

but I'm not down yet.

Stupid ignint mah-fah's at large around here izzit any wonder why OZ is
the redheaded stepchild of Schlubmania???

Goddamm I hate hating these plastic hats.

NEW RULES
NEW LAWS

Tello's Law

u watch yer ass....

Yo, Smee...(*)>>like! u 2......poser....dogburning scapegoat butcher you!

tellomon · « **Reply #5877 on:** January 11, 2015, 03:09:58 PM »

Woe! That's a lot of hits, this one.
I rly nd to monetize. Help?

tommy.irene · « **Reply #5878 on:** January 13, 2015, 07:25:41 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #5879 on:** January 24, 2015, 07:56:08 AM »

What are you looking at?

Me? I'm watching the hit counter rise exponentially...again!

F'n Goobs....

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #5880 on:** January 24, 2015, 11:27:23 AM »

I think it's more a case of morbid curiosity.

jozrt · « **Reply #5881 on:** February 05, 2015, 07:33:29 PM »

i got linked here, thats my excuse

i think its more like the fascination of watching a car crash or a ship wreck, myself

tellomon · « **Reply #5882 on:** February 06, 2015, 06:27:07 AM »

Skid marks everywhere.

*smee* · « **Reply #5883 on:** February 06, 2015, 07:41:27 AM »

Dont mention the grundies

tellomon · « **Reply #5884 on:** February 07, 2015, 05:36:10 AM »

Or that snake.

*smee* · « **Reply #5885 on:** February 07, 2015, 07:39:42 AM »

What the Rio Grande river snake?

jozrt · « **Reply #5886 on:** February 07, 2015, 04:47:37 PM »

always one to exaggerate, he was referring to the 'worm'

Jimmeh · « **Reply #5887 on:** February 09, 2015, 11:56:20 PM »

After the DA brought up this place I would have required the jury to read the whole thread. After they were done laughing....NOT GUILTY!

tellomon · « **Reply #5888 on:** February 10, 2015, 12:31:04 PM »

Felafelen 'ell...the jury failed to read and understand the instructions.

They dint care one wit about the DA's bent on my blogging.

It was the case facts vs. the law they stuffed up upon.

I'm supposed to be retried August 11. I told my Atty I want a change of venue.
No such luck, so again I must be woefully subjected to the the wrath of morons on all sides.

I'd rather take my chances with a firing squad if I gotta risk my life with these motards again!!!

GODDAMN ELKO!!!!!!!

Jimmeh · « **Reply #5889 on:** February 13, 2015, 11:07:32 PM »

I'd rather take my chances with a firing squad if I gotta risk my life with these motards again!!!

I'll volunteer. I can shoot the guy next to me in the foot! Hopefully the remaining 10 will be a bad shot!

Is it 12 in a firing squad? Oh wait...that's 12 in jury. Same difference, lol.

tellomon · « **Reply #5890 on:** February 15, 2015, 07:13:39 AM »

One big mouth and one bullet are equal.

Hitting the mark is tantamount!

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #5891 on:** February 15, 2015, 11:04:19 PM »

My opinion ...

You have a better chance of shooting someone down with words than with bullets.

Quote from: tellomon on February 15, 2015, 07:13:39 AM

Hitting the mark is tantamount!

... Yes, that's the key.

tellomon · « **Reply #5892 on:** February 16, 2015, 01:57:39 PM »

If I was not a white man,
they wouldda killed me long ago.

word

*smee* · « **Reply #5893 on:** February 16, 2015, 02:12:27 PM »

You cant FolkAtTheWoodpile them about that

lady rose · « **Reply #5894 on:** February 17, 2015, 02:14:59 AM »

OMG Tello is white, was so hard to see under all that hair ,it was hair they and every where

tellomon · « **Reply #5895 on:** February 18, 2015, 01:51:48 PM »

Good thing this is a junk thread or
I'd be going off on you clowns like
white on rice.

Or something obscure.

How about shut up and nevermind?

Deal???

tellomon · « **Reply #5896 on:** February 21, 2015, 07:29:55 AM »

368536

tellomon · « **Reply #5897 on:** February 21, 2015, 07:32:25 AM »

368538

tellomon · « **Reply #5898 on:** February 24, 2015, 06:57:11 PM »

Sorry ladies.

Tello is busy and can't be bothered
with your
criticisms
of the
Outlaw
Culture.

tellomon · « **Reply #5899 on:** March 01, 2015, 06:52:54 AM »

Old Coffee.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10151801564887160&set=vb.690587159&type=3&theater

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2615812 times)