Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2600010 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #24800 on:** January 20, 2023, 02:22:41 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #24801 on:** January 20, 2023, 02:24:40 AM »

"Yeah, I tried to let you know, and I was blocked there too."

tellomon · « **Reply #24802 on:** January 20, 2023, 02:31:54 AM »

All I said was "gedouddahere" to Kerry Vale on this pic,
and I get facebook pwned.
I dint even post it. Lame!

tellomon · « **Reply #24803 on:** January 20, 2023, 02:35:00 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #24804 on:** January 20, 2023, 02:39:30 AM »

Hate speech?

Now is a right time to tell fockbook to face off!

tellomon · « **Reply #24805 on:** January 20, 2023, 02:42:29 AM »

Hate speech?

On OZ I get to rape, pillage and plunder,
and nothing happens.

WTF is wrong with fakebook?

Oh, I know.....

Repression and censorship, cuz I'm dangerous, right....

tellomon · « **Reply #24806 on:** January 20, 2023, 02:53:51 AM »

By the way, that photo up there.....it's an American Son. Your society made him seem bad.

Wrong again, American Cabbage!

shut up smee

tellomon · « **Reply #24807 on:** January 20, 2023, 03:05:17 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r7UcKm2xnk

@tiffanywarren3136
2 years ago
I’m 38 years old. I first saw this when I was 7, and remembered be so freaked out by it. Rewatched as a teen and of course later as an adult. I had a few giggles at the fetish doll... but damn... that ending STILL freaks me out!

@RonaldCulley
1 minute ago
No lady. You can't drown a puppet.

@late921
2 years ago
I think it’s only right that I pass down this to my daughter so she can be traumatized just like I was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nra7OmV1IzE

tellomon · « **Reply #24808 on:** January 20, 2023, 03:39:55 AM »

From the time of that flick, to House of 1000 Corpses, Karen Black gives me a boner every time.

And F facecrook!

tellomon · « **Reply #24809 on:** January 20, 2023, 03:57:10 AM »

Today's Birthdays
Camas Holmgren
33 years old

Ron Tello Culley
W00T!

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You are not a bad man. We are an evil entity and everybody knows it. Deal widdit.

tellomon · « **Reply #24810 on:** January 20, 2023, 04:27:34 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #24811 on:** January 20, 2023, 05:58:51 PM »

It's SNOWING in Big Bear Lake, CA. Take a look at the resorts as well as Upper Moonridge. 1/19/2023

Big Bear Weather and More

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaq4QgduoOQ

tellomon · « **Reply #24812 on:** January 21, 2023, 03:01:22 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 20, 2023, 01:10:49 AM

Nuke Utah. As if anybody is gonna notice them missing.

It's a lovely place to kill your career on YouTube.

Nice. That bought me 30 days in the facebook hole.

Sensitive b@zturds.

tellomon · « **Reply #24813 on:** January 21, 2023, 10:02:03 PM »

"I live here?"

How much SNOW remains in Big Bear, CA? Come one come all. Lake is up 3 feet in one month. 1/20/2023

Big Bear Weather and More

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SofrinNTX00

tellomon · « **Reply #24814 on:** January 22, 2023, 01:52:29 AM »

Illinois Sheriffs Refuse To Enforce Gun Ban

In Illinois, sheriffs are fighting back against the state’s gun ban, resulting in threats made by their Democratic governor.

Democratic lawmakers in Illinois have banned the sale, manufacture, and possession of semiautomatic weapons. Blaze media reported, “The state joins eight others plus the District of Columbia that similarly have infringed upon citizens’ ability to procure such weapons.”

Moreover, the law would effectively ban long guns and handguns, carrying over 10 and 15 rounds. During his oath of office, Gov. Pritzker swore to “support the Constitution of the United States.”

https://projectpatriot.com/illinois-sheriffs-refuse-to-enforce-gun-ban/

tellomon · « **Reply #24815 on:** January 23, 2023, 02:55:08 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #24816 on:** January 23, 2023, 07:24:40 AM »

Sunday, January 22, 2023

Finally I got to BREAK OUT!

Town trip.

Propane. (Heating Fuel)

Groceries. (Tello Fuel)

Was running thin these past 5 days.

Thanks to my Good Neighbour Lady Friend!

The only Friend I have for these purposes.

All others NEVER want to know me.
This town does not live up to the HYPE.

And I'm CALLING BIG BEAR OUT ON IT!

Bad Bear.

Bad.

tellomon · « **Reply #24817 on:** January 23, 2023, 07:43:20 AM »

Forgotten items, only realized upon off-laoding at home:

Butter.

Ritz Original Crackers.

Not bad. Last time I forgot candy and I went MAD.

tellomon · « **Reply #24818 on:** January 23, 2023, 08:20:53 AM »

Big Bear's frozen Lake. A brisk walk along the shore. 42° with a windchill of -1000° lol. 1/22/2023

Big Bear Weather and More

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO_SIBJCMbY

@ronaldculley
0 seconds ago
Pot Holes, Nikk. I'm serious about them. Weather is not the crisis. Pot holes are the new Public Menace here. If I dint live here, I wouldn't care, right? Just sayin'.... call me.

tellomon · « **Reply #24819 on:** January 23, 2023, 09:19:14 AM »

Dylan Rounds Continues & Madness in Montello Continued

The Shack Lady

We will continue discussions about Dylan Rounds and the other topics of Montello, Nevada.

There will be a variety of topics discussed as well comedy that is dried up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu6tFOd4iyQ

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The Tello part of the show:

https://youtu.be/nu6tFOd4iyQ?t=19531

Quote from: *smee* on January 22, 2023, 11:54:31 PM

I think he has been taken by a Dingo

I tell you what's gonna happen.

I will rise to the top of the heap,
shine, rule, bask in the glory of
fame and fortune,

and at the Awards Ceremony, I will
thank all the little people whom I stepped on
to get to the top.

Watch your back, M8!

Quote from: *smee* on January 22, 2023, 11:49:54 PM

Doesnt play unless you subscribe

Sorry smee. It's all about that sabotage I told about.

That vid is PUBLIC DOMAIN. No good reason you can't get there.
Look into it. I am.

Some content may have the NSA on high alert. WHATEVER.....

tellomon · « **Reply #24820 on:** January 23, 2023, 09:28:46 AM »

Wait! So, thennnn...click SUBSCRIBE and get on with it.

tellomon · « **Reply #24821 on:** January 23, 2023, 09:41:18 AM »

Shack is the medication.

I am the affliction.

Formulae Broadcasting tactic.

Don't tell.

tellomon · « **Reply #24822 on:** January 23, 2023, 11:55:44 AM »

If I stop eating,
will I cut down on my paper products expenses?

Oh YEAH!

tellomon · « **Reply #24823 on:** January 23, 2023, 11:57:54 AM »

Narcissists are charming.

I'm not charming.

I am not a narcissist.

So there.

tellomon · « **Reply #24824 on:** January 23, 2023, 12:18:53 PM »

Some things cannot be explained.

I can do it.

I don't wanna.

When I do, it makes no sense.

This is the OZRT.

tellomon · « **Reply #24825 on:** January 23, 2023, 12:25:25 PM »

shut up smee. shut up horse. talk to me tessa!

all others resume yourselves.

tellomon · « **Reply #24826 on:** January 23, 2023, 10:58:03 PM »

Taking Hints From Frozen Turtles: Deep Rest Is the Key to Living

When was the last time you skipped lunch to get just one more thing done? Or found yourself bemoaning your alarm clock after staying up too late scrolling your phone? Many of us have fallen out of touch with the rhythms of rest our bodies need, but today, we’re taking a closer look at a famously slow species that takes shutting down to an entirely new level. And furthermore, what their adaptations can teach us about thriving under impossible conditions.

There are a lot of animals in the wild that choose to flip the “off switch” completely during the winter months and choose rest above all else. Some bears, for example, stock up on food until their bellies are full and sleep in their den for up to 8 months 1! Even queen bumble bees stay tucked underground until spring 2. But one animal in particular has adapted to survive the harsh winters in a way that we can all learn from. I’m talking about the world’s most northerly turtle, the painted turtle.

https://goodness-exchange.com/hints-from-frozen-painted-turtles-deep-rest/?utm_source=ActiveCampaign&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Start+your+week+with+something+good%F0%9F%90%A2&utm_campaign=Weekly+Roundup+1%2F17+-+1%2F23

*smee* · « **Reply #24827 on:** January 23, 2023, 11:29:38 PM »

My friend and I once tried to learn from a turtle .......

It tortoise nothing

tellomon · « **Reply #24828 on:** January 23, 2023, 11:56:20 PM »

IT'S A MIRACLE!

The "Bank" finally respected and delivered on my Claim of bogus charges.

After one year of pain, struggle and suffering,
they paid out what I wanted.

It's not a large amount, but enuff to certainly buy your loyalty.

Or silence.

tellomon · « **Reply #24829 on:** January 24, 2023, 12:01:51 AM »

The first thing I'm gonna do
is the second and third things.

Eat, drink and shoot stick (Billiards).

And you can't join me.

The Table for 2 just won't do.

tellomon · « **Reply #24830 on:** January 24, 2023, 12:26:59 AM »

I'll be doing some supplemental shopping soon.

More Breakfast Drinks.

Tequila, Beer and all that.

tellomon · « **Reply #24831 on:** January 24, 2023, 02:50:37 AM »

I feel like this a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dVn8w_XJQbY

tellomon · « **Reply #24832 on:** January 24, 2023, 03:07:49 AM »

So I'm gonna tell Lotus "Hey chill Baby, so the work izzint done.
Listen, I got a thousand dollars and I need your help blowing it on a good time."

Yeah, that'll work!

It ain't easy being poor.

tellomon · « **Reply #24833 on:** January 24, 2023, 03:12:50 AM »

If I was responsible, I'd put it towards my Montello House taxes.

Taxes? Lobster?

Prime rib? Taxes?

So many decisions....

tellomon · « **Reply #24834 on:** January 24, 2023, 03:16:03 AM »

If I keep the money, it will surely hurt the economy.

I have a duty to be a Citizen.

smee, not so much.

tellomon · « **Reply #24835 on:** January 24, 2023, 03:23:47 AM »

Ok, $500 USD on taxes, and 500 smackers on that other stuff.

Living large.

I'll be fundraising for Matching Funds.

tellomon · « **Reply #24836 on:** January 24, 2023, 04:07:50 AM »

FVCK! I can buy a gun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88Y2SFfvtX8

The one I had and lost.

tellomon · « **Reply #24837 on:** January 24, 2023, 04:34:14 AM »

Ammo, Holster and CCW Permit sold separately.

tellomon · « **Reply #24838 on:** January 24, 2023, 04:36:43 AM »

If you know I carry, fock with me and think I won't use it...you are Lester Alderman.

Stupid focking azzhole....

tellomon · « **Reply #24839 on:** January 24, 2023, 05:04:34 AM »

Robins Reading Nook
Author
Admin
@everyone

Ron Tello Culley
I'm sorry, what? I wasn't listening.....

Robins Reading Nook
Author
Admin
lol you're silly Ron Tello Culley

Ron Tello Culley
My work here is done.

tellomon · « **Reply #24840 on:** January 24, 2023, 06:01:31 AM »

Ron Tello Culley
If my account here is restricted, how come I still post?

Ron Tello Culley
fb jail break!

Ron Tello Culley
I made a bad post. Where's the punishment for it? Not here.

Stephen West
You're a fugitive.. Stay off my page!

Ron Tello Culley
F you, Steve. Love ya Bro!

Stephen West
I was never here....

Ron Tello Culley
That's why nobody cares about you.

Stephen West
I know. sad and lonely

Ron Tello Culley
I used to admire you. What was I thinking?

Ron Tello Culley
Come back to me. I need your help. Back Up in a pinch, What do ya say?

Ron Tello Culley
Uh Oh, we're losing him...

Stephen West
Shh.. not so loud.

Ron Tello Culley
K

tellomon · « **Reply #24841 on:** January 24, 2023, 06:38:54 AM »

Perfect, at last! Something that izzint stupid!!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JJ075j3nY5I

tellomon · « **Reply #24842 on:** January 24, 2023, 06:48:40 AM »

This can't be real. If it is, I'm flocked...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Enf3cmJoTtc

God help her children!

tellomon · « **Reply #24843 on:** January 24, 2023, 07:27:57 AM »

It reminds me of Patti Johnson, without the dance moves.

tellomon · « **Reply #24844 on:** January 24, 2023, 09:33:06 AM »

I have always loved you Patti.
Shut up smee.
You dint do 6th Grade the way I did.

tellomon · « **Reply #24845 on:** January 24, 2023, 09:35:40 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #24846 on:** January 24, 2023, 05:53:55 PM »

There's 2 of them you know.

Lotus has a twin... Carlot.
Came here to visit/snoop/poke around...

Smug, opinionated, never wrong.
I got her number, too.

She claims I'm drunk. I said I was drinking from the well of eternal bliss.
No secret shame there.
I paid in cash, the American way.

So she bails. Wimpy beeotch she is.

I'm still here.

Twins.
Double trouble.

Welcome to my life, now get me outta here!
Or join me. Room enuff for 5000 more RVs.
Park anywhere.

tellomon · « **Reply #24847 on:** January 24, 2023, 06:17:49 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
See how pretty he is. I did that once, in 1984.

Clayne Holmgren
That's the year I was born

Ron Tello Culley
Now you have the responsibility to stay alive. Get to work.

Neil Thompson
Damn you're cute! (The chicken!)

Travis Averett
Long haired hippy holding ur cock... 🤣

Ron Tello Culley
I have a chicken without feathers. More like Crispy coated.