Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2623420 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #23500 on:** July 17, 2022, 03:04:48 PM »

Nope, sry.

Yer a rascal.

Unlike smee who is a weasel.

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*smee* · « **Reply #23501 on:** July 17, 2022, 10:27:08 PM »

I have never gone pop

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #23502 on:** July 18, 2022, 01:26:00 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on July 17, 2022, 03:04:48 PM

4711

That smells better.

tellomon · « **Reply #23503 on:** July 18, 2022, 08:09:03 AM »

Quote from: *smee* on July 17, 2022, 10:27:08 PM

I have never gone poop

Explains the curious smell factor.

tellomon · « **Reply #23504 on:** July 18, 2022, 02:26:20 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #23505 on:** July 18, 2022, 02:59:33 PM »

"You know, if I could clean up my act, I would have no act at all.

Sorry Mates, I'm a Yank.

We have problems too.

And what's WORSE: I got a smee on my back.

Worse than Narcotics, this bloke has a Day Job.

Love him, hate him, ignore him... he is a former Amigo.

This is getting serious."

tellomon · « **Reply #23506 on:** July 18, 2022, 03:02:18 PM »

I'm not drinking. I'm always drunk.

If that's what you want to believe, Suckers!

Does that explain away the lack of any Day Job?

tellomon · « **Reply #23507 on:** July 18, 2022, 03:06:50 PM »

Hungry? Eat a Meme!

tellomon · « **Reply #23508 on:** July 18, 2022, 03:11:47 PM »

We have..... no, I HAVE a new contender in the eWorld of words and human activities.

A certain Lady named Zent.

She wants in here.

I'm checking her credentials now.

(How much do we know about anybody? Hell, they let smee in here, right?
I was invited. Scroll to Page one here.)

https://www.facebook.com/christy.chriszentnercalderon

tellomon · « **Reply #23509 on:** July 18, 2022, 03:14:31 PM »

You know what's more dangerous than the internet?

Getting 86'd from a chat board.

I have confidence.

*smee* · « **Reply #23510 on:** July 18, 2022, 04:12:39 PM »

There was a lady called Zent
Who had trouble paying the rent
She needed a buck
but was out of luck
So now she lives in a tent

*smee* · « **Reply #23511 on:** July 18, 2022, 04:14:41 PM »

There was a bloke called Tello
who could not play the Cello
He was a bit of a bum
so settled for a drum
but now he wrestles in Jello

tellomon · « **Reply #23512 on:** July 18, 2022, 04:58:24 PM »

If you had any credibility at all
yood be selling shmootch at a Mall.

We have active Racoons on Campus at the moment.

Don't fk it up for us with your rancid commentary.

Leave room for my own, thx!

tellomon · « **Reply #23513 on:** July 18, 2022, 05:21:43 PM »

Did ya ever pet a Racoon?

I almost did.

They ain't afraid.

I am.

Rabies is not an STD.

tellomon · « **Reply #23514 on:** July 18, 2022, 05:26:21 PM »

Personally, I think these critters can make a nice hat and matching necktie.

And jerky!

tellomon · « **Reply #23515 on:** July 18, 2022, 05:30:05 PM »

These Coons (Momma and 2 Babies) are braver than smee.

They come, they stay and don't run away when I show up.

smee duzzint do that. He's all Post and Run.

Lame.

Yeah, I've always wanted to be on the bottom of the food chain, too....NOT!

tellomon · « **Reply #23516 on:** July 18, 2022, 05:34:53 PM »

*smee* · « **Reply #23517 on:** July 18, 2022, 05:37:18 PM »

We cant say words with Coon in it

Even Coon cheese which was named after its maker whose surname was Coon has had to change to Cheer cheese so from no on if you want to say racoon you must refer to it as a Racheer

tellomon · « **Reply #23518 on:** July 18, 2022, 05:42:25 PM »

Ok all gone now.

Ran out of critter food
and they ignored the trash can.

Classy, actually.

Civilized critters.

Much more than I expected from most Bi-Peds.

Watch me think about it: Wild animals are more respectable than smee.

That's gotta hurt!

tellomon · « **Reply #23519 on:** July 18, 2022, 05:50:11 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on July 18, 2022, 05:37:18 PM

We cant say words with Coon in it

Even Coon cheese which was named after its maker whose surname was Coon has had to change to Cheer cheese so from no on if you want to say racoon you must refer to it as a Racheer

Your opinion is not valuable to me.

Your money is.

Cough it up!

tellomon · « **Reply #23520 on:** July 18, 2022, 05:55:04 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #23521 on:** July 18, 2022, 05:57:04 PM »

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+butcher+a+racoon&rlz=1C1RXQR_enUS999US999&oq=how+to+butcher+a+racoon&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i390l3.12048j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#kpvalbx=_HRLVYpirDamfkPIPka-QqAE22

tellomon · « **Reply #23522 on:** July 18, 2022, 06:01:40 PM »

Just kidding, except for that part about smee in shut up mode....

tellomon · « **Reply #23523 on:** July 18, 2022, 06:07:06 PM »

COMING UP NEXT:

Grizzly Bear Pizza Delivery.

Be there or be a bear.

tellomon · « **Reply #23524 on:** July 18, 2022, 06:31:16 PM »

Aw geez! something went horribly wrong and Sherry's camera leaked this:

(Yes I DO always look like this. Headphones included. Where's smee's face?)

tellomon · « **Reply #23525 on:** July 18, 2022, 06:55:47 PM »

Anchovies and Nutella on Ritz Crackers...should I do it?

tellomon · « **Reply #23526 on:** July 18, 2022, 07:00:57 PM »

Knives and chocolate. That works!

tellomon · « **Reply #23527 on:** July 18, 2022, 07:26:23 PM »

What's in a face?
Promise? Hope? Ron Tello?

JFK was killed the day after this pic. Interrogate me!

tellomon · « **Reply #23528 on:** July 18, 2022, 07:36:09 PM »

Dig deeper: Little Ronnie One Year Old Poopie Over-Alls.

I remember when I was there. How's your memory?

tellomon · « **Reply #23529 on:** July 18, 2022, 07:37:33 PM »

Check the commonality: The EYES.

The eyes.

I still have them, and they are penetrating YOU!

tellomon · « **Reply #23530 on:** July 18, 2022, 07:46:12 PM »

Little Ronnie sees all....
cares about none of it anymore.

Pretty cool, huh?

tellomon · « **Reply #23531 on:** July 18, 2022, 07:50:45 PM »

smee talks soon.

*smee* · « **Reply #23532 on:** July 18, 2022, 08:14:21 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on July 18, 2022, 07:37:33 PM

Check the commonality: The EYES.

The eyes.

I still have them, and they are penetrating YOU!

Im very pleased thats all of you that is penetrating me

tellomon · « **Reply #23533 on:** July 18, 2022, 08:15:57 PM »

See? I told ya he would talk.

Not sure what he said.

tellomon · « **Reply #23534 on:** July 18, 2022, 08:56:03 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #23535 on:** July 18, 2022, 08:57:13 PM »

Meanwhile on Earth, that looks like the fiber-fill of my pillow.

tellomon · « **Reply #23536 on:** July 18, 2022, 09:10:57 PM »

Doesn’t make sense. He never demands worship. That is a violation of free will.
He didn’t create faulty human being, we chose from the first man and woman to chose natural love over spiritual love.
Never blames, always loves us no matter the rejection and the sin.
Super Love Soul
Though if Spock would replace to word ‘God’ with ‘religion’ that would be true.

tellomon · « **Reply #23537 on:** July 19, 2022, 12:28:57 PM »

Has there ever been anyone in rock history with such a unique voice as Ozzy? Along with Toni’s amazing guitar playing, mix in Geezer and Bill these guys are unparalleled! They only founded heavy metal rock!!

BLACKSABBATH GREATEST HITS FULL ALBUM - BEST SONGS OF BLACKSABBATH 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBJzMAdWb7k

tellomon · « **Reply #23538 on:** July 19, 2022, 01:03:53 PM »

Shout out to The Heaven Zent!

tellomon · « **Reply #23539 on:** July 19, 2022, 01:16:29 PM »

That's gonna leave a mark!

tellomon · « **Reply #23540 on:** July 19, 2022, 01:18:38 PM »

Ya shouldda seen the time smee ate his face.

Admin deleted the pic.

It was a wise move.

So no wonder why he wont show it.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #23541 on:** July 20, 2022, 04:01:00 PM »

A bloke who was playing bassoon
Had a yen to fly up to the moon.
He hopped on a rocket,
Shouted "Oh, Davy Crockett!"
And fell off as he squashed a racoon.

tellomon · « **Reply #23542 on:** July 20, 2022, 10:43:00 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #23543 on:** July 21, 2022, 04:17:36 PM »

Geeeziz! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN????

I gotta hire help to spot these irregularities....

1632836 Views

To commemorate my fail, have a random pic:

tellomon · « **Reply #23544 on:** July 21, 2022, 04:37:25 PM »

Poor Man’s Lobster

What a great meal to put together for a dinner party or just a quiet night at home. The way this seafood is prepared brings out the freshness in the cod with no “fishy” taste. This recipe really does make cod taste like lobster!

https://bitzngiggles.com/poor-mans-lobster/

tellomon · « **Reply #23545 on:** July 21, 2022, 05:04:14 PM »

Mainstream Media Only Speaks On Behalf of Democrats and 'The Left'!
Jul 20, 2022

Did you ever read a column and think:
"You must be joking! Is smee at it again?"

That was my reaction to Washington Post columnist Perry Bacon Jr. on Tuesday trying to explain "How media coverage drove Biden's political plunge." Bacon tweeted it this way: "One of the biggest challenges for Biden has been facing a mainstream media looking to 'balance' its anti-Trump coverage from 2017-2020."

The media is President Joe Biden's biggest challenge? Not the wind beneath his erratic wings? Even when they report on inflation or the baby formula shortage or the border crisis, Biden is spared the blame.

It's bizarre to argue the media is currently whipsawing Biden in an attempt to "balance" anti-Trump coverage from 2017-2020.

We're still overwhelmed by the daily onslaught of anti-Trump coverage from 2021-2022, and smee's "WooHoo" obsession.

One might imagine Donald Trump is still president from the dominance of Jan. 6 hearings on cable news, not to mention its offshoots (like the Steve Bannon trial for contempt of Congress). One might think Trump is still president from the ongoing excitement over Trump "tell-alls" and anti-Trump jeremiads on bestseller lists.

But let's get beyond Bacon's wacky tweet. His grand thesis is, "the mainstream media has played a huge, underappreciated role in President Biden's declining support over the past year."

The media's "flawed coverage model" of Biden isn't just bad for Biden, "it results in a distorted national discourse that weakens our democracy."

In this man's leftist worldview, the media has been feverishly itching to wreck Biden. The disastrous Afghanistan pullout "provided journalists the anti-Biden story that I think many of them were desperate to find." Many would laugh and stop reading about there.

Bacon seriously believes the media has "long-standing biases toward bothsidesism" (?) and an "equally positive and negative to both sides" approach. He hates this notion, which he says "has been challenged by the increasingly radical and antidemocratic Republican Party. Honest coverage of political news often seems anti-GOP."

This is the arrogance of the liberal media. Any attempt at "honest reporting" trashes all Republicans as "radical and antidemocratic." So "honesty" is defined as the opposite of "bothsidesism." Honesty requires keeping the "antidemocratic" radicals off the Jan. 6 committee and off all the respectable TV interview shows. Earth to Perry: The liberal media distorts the national discourse by barely featuring Republicans who aren't as anti-Trump as Reps. Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger.

Imagine that. The Washington Post crowd posits that "democracy" requires positioning the conservatives "in darkness."

Bacon offered more delusions in this column, as in Biden's flawed approach has been "reducing partisanship in Washington." Biden runs around insisting Republicans are an extreme "MAGA crowd" pushing "Jim Crow 2.0," and that's too bipartisan? But Bacon and his fellow lefties think Republicans should be routinely smashed and trashed, and not treated with any respect.

He explicitly demands more bias: "Yes, I am calling for the media to cover Biden more positively. Not in the sense of declaring Biden a better man than Trump (though that is obviously true)." They should "actually cover America's problems and whether Biden is solving them -- or at least has better policies than the Republicans. That's the kind of journalism we need."

We "need" journalism that throbs with anti-Republican energy.

Recent surveys of public trust in the media are showing all-time lows, but inside the media, all the demands are to speak more aggressively on behalf of Democrats and the left. Double down and drink deeply to defeat the hangover, says Dr. Perry Bacon.

https://www.arcamax.com/politics/fromtheright/brentbozell/s-2702938?ezine=628&r=J0x4xxhDvuaKyZVEp6V25URNG7djfgf9qDQ4CvpFcNVDOjM1NjQ5MTg1ODpKOjIxMjk5OTY6TDo2Mjg6UjoxMDEwNTE6UzoyNzAyOTM4OlY6MTI4

"I remember when the Washington Post was licking Nixon's butth0le..."

tellomon · « **Reply #23546 on:** July 21, 2022, 05:42:19 PM »

There is nothing united in these states.

tellomon · « **Reply #23547 on:** July 21, 2022, 05:51:37 PM »

RimEverything
Ryan Chittenden · 9h ·
Is the term "critter" offensive to crestline folks?

Nykky Robinson
Yes. Several years ago I wore a Crestline shirt with a fox tail.and ears for the town Trick or Treat. I told a friend I was a "Crestline Critter".... all the women around me gave me looks of disgust. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ryan Chittenden
Author
I made a logo with a crestline critter. I dare not make it, if it pisses people off

Michael Purpora
crit·ter
/?krid?r/
?Learn to pronounce
noun
INFORMAL•DIALECT
a living creature; an animal.
a person of a particular kind.
"the old critter used to live in a shack

Pam Myers
Always have been called that. Not everybody in Crudline are critters. 🙄

Ann Tracy
Used to not be, but now thanks to a certain political party everything is offensive.

Marc Shumaker
Ann Tracy Yeah, like the Dixie Chicks, Starbucks cups, "happy holidays," and Colin Kaepernick.

Jordy Perez
Me and my friends used to make fun of the wannabe gangsters in Crestline by calling them the Crestline critter crips😂

Steve Devotion
its more polite than tweeker. it doesnt refer to all crestline residents

David Lawson
OG critter here, term is not offensive unless used by a snobby stuck up Arrowhead richie 😂

David Lawson
crestline critter
A Crestline Critter is a person that has lived in the Town of Crestline CA their entire life. Usually has parents that smoke pot, so its cool for the Critter to follow suit. As the Critter matures, refers to everybody as a flatlander that's from out of town while they ask customers outside the local liqueur store for spare change .
Did you see that Crestline Critter getting arrested for public intoxication ?

Shawna Festa-McDonald
David Lawson that might be spot on awkwardly accurate

Roseanne Hart
Idk but I guess we now offend spiders
May be an image of text

Roseanne Hart
No laughing at or posting spider memes. 😜

Adam Walker
Just offensive as the word “Flatlander”
You should only be offended if you are in the definition group.

Ted Matthews
If you're one of those people that get offended easy, well shite...

Shawna Festa-McDonald
Those were the days 😂

Astrid Nolen
'Critter' offensive? Is it really that bad now?!!!!!

Ron Tello Culley
Chigger-Lovers!

tellomon · « **Reply #23548 on:** July 21, 2022, 06:17:11 PM »

You know you're from the Mountains when......
Jay De
🤦???it’s not a pet lol

Darnell Benally
Another one bites the dust. 😂 I swear you'll never see a Native trying to pet a buffalo. Just leave them alone.

Ron Tello Culley
PWNED.....
Food Chain disparity.

Karen Pollitt
May be an image of outdoors and text that says 'BEAREBLUE DO NOT TAKE SELFIES WITH THE FLUFFY COWS'

Greg Sugden
May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'When you see someone get out of a car with California plates and walk towards a buffalo...'

Denise Bee
Thinning the human herd!

Carol J Stovall
When I was at Yellowstone a few years back, this lady got out of the car with her kids and husband, and tried to run down a ravine to get pictures of a brown bear sow with her two Cubs? 🤦???

Shelly Mae Lummus
They think they are at Disneyland

Lester Jauron
Always stay away from the fuzzy cows ……

Judy Bondar
Why are people so Stupid? I watched a bunch of people approach a gigantic male elephant seal that was sunning on some pasture land near San Simeon. I was shocked the guy closest barely got away. Elephant seals move surprisingly fast on land.

Dave Deloa
Culling the herd 🚷

Crickett Dyke
Again, far too many people have just stopped thinking!

Ron Tello Culley
Crickett Dyke See...? Public Education at work....

Robert Brown
Great to see

Lori Worthington
Darwin theory at work.

tellomon · « **Reply #23549 on:** July 22, 2022, 09:53:15 AM »

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Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2623420 times)