Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2618570 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #10350 on:** February 17, 2021, 02:39:02 PM »

There's plenty of evidence if ya look!

tellomon · « **Reply #10351 on:** February 17, 2021, 02:47:09 PM »

Where's smee now that I
need him for a DNA Sample?

tellomon · « **Reply #10352 on:** February 17, 2021, 02:49:45 PM »

Spooky!

tellomon · « **Reply #10353 on:** February 17, 2021, 02:52:30 PM »

More teeth than tits!

It's a movie I highly suggest to ppl who are not Pussies!

"Snaps" is a verb.

And that chick who ended up in the freezer....
had it coming!

tellomon · « **Reply #10354 on:** February 17, 2021, 03:05:30 PM »

So, weren't we talking about Family Values
and the lack thereof?

tellomon · « **Reply #10355 on:** February 17, 2021, 03:12:41 PM »

I'm glad you are here.

Don't screw it up this time...

tellomon · « **Reply #10356 on:** February 17, 2021, 03:25:44 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
4h ·
$50, one hour, clean out a 55 gallon steel drum of Lanolin substitute. I have the tools and gear you need.
Get this done. 50 bucks! Deal?

Zachary Oliver
May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'ANNEL WHAT IS IT? NEWS VEL TEAM LANOLIN? LIKE... LIKE, SHEEP'S WOOL?'

Ron Tello Culley
Author
Like Lard, but nice.

Sandy Easterday
Good luck finding someone.

Ron Tello Culley
Author
No good. That's what I found here.

Ron Tello Culley
Author
Apparently financial incentives are currently ineffectual....

Ron Tello Culley
Author
Looking like there's more dead beats than me! It's a job, not a commitment to The Regime!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #10357 on:** February 17, 2021, 04:56:37 PM »

Value Sherry.

She's your fortified strength, the centre when all else is fluctuating.

In the meantime, stare not into the sun's jelly.

*smee* · « **Reply #10358 on:** February 17, 2021, 06:09:16 PM »

Yes fluctuation you Jellomon

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #10359 on:** February 17, 2021, 11:08:58 PM »

Don't know what it was - but this is what I saw when you posted that graphic...

tellomon · « **Reply #10360 on:** February 18, 2021, 07:08:17 AM »

That's Love
and computer skills!

Now, this:

Ron Tello Culley
America has behavior issues, and good people die from it.

https://patriotpost.us/alexander/77816-the-life-and-death-of-officer-brian-sicknick-2021-02-17?mailing_id=5645&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5645&utm_campaign=alexander&utm_content=header.default

tellomon · « **Reply #10361 on:** February 18, 2021, 08:44:51 AM »

One major issue I have about the Prepper Movement
is using ammo as barter.

What, Rly?

Arm, enable and aid and abet your potential murderer..

No way!

I'll keep my hypothetical ammo
and continue to avoid knowing my neighbors.

That's self-preservation!
And my Homestead Duty....

tellomon · « **Reply #10362 on:** February 18, 2021, 08:52:51 AM »

In reality, according to me,
preparing for a disaster is a foregone conclusion.

Everyday is The Crisis.

Live and survive in the moment.

Works for me!

Plan on farting a lot.

tellomon · « **Reply #10363 on:** February 18, 2021, 10:19:41 AM »

Now it begins:

The Tello World Domination scheme is canceled
and the returns are now in effect.

I'm talking about eBay here, ok?
Not like it was in 2009.
It's surprisingly better.
Seems Neg Feedback is now a felony.

Hoo-Ray!
_____________________________________

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eBay
Ship your item back to seller by Mar 03, 2021
or forget about it.

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Please print the shipping label and send the item back to the seller by
Mar 03, 2021, to hopefully receive your refund.

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tellomon · « **Reply #10364 on:** February 18, 2021, 10:30:15 AM »

©
I always wanted to do that.

My Life is complete!

tellomon · « **Reply #10365 on:** February 18, 2021, 10:44:34 AM »

THIS JUST IN!

No, it's not over,
not by an eMail. Phone call did it..

My secret agents in town just now took
secret delivery on a secret item
that's not a secret to the Feds.

They see everything online.
They especially like snooping on me!

So, I got 12 volt battery for my RV Solar Panel rig.

This is no ordinary battery.

To buy it and own it
ya gotta have a

National Security Clearance.

Thank God for Veterans I know!

tellomon · « **Reply #10366 on:** February 18, 2021, 10:53:13 AM »

I'll be using a lot of expanding insulation
foam to contain and conceal this pig.

I don't make plans.

Plans make me.

Homestead Courage!
Powered by Welfare, a subsidiary of The Man!

tellomon · « **Reply #10367 on:** February 18, 2021, 11:02:09 AM »

Comment on TV show:

I say: Any sad sack who fails suicide does not earn my respect
and all that horseshit.

Anybody who pulls it off is ok in my book!
Respect!
I can barely take out the garbage.
How can I take out myself?

I'm so Lazy, I'm RE-writing the book on
"Failure Without Tears".

tellomon · « **Reply #10368 on:** February 18, 2021, 11:52:02 AM »

New Policy:
No more Sherry bad jokes.
(Upgrading low standards, is that possible?)

This is being REAL!

I'm not saying I'm gonna clean up my act;
this is about respect for the Love of my Life
in the Trailer Park Behind The Gate at Her House
on The Mountain.

Respect is something I lack in my diet.

We're gonna Be Happy Now!

tellomon · « **Reply #10369 on:** February 18, 2021, 11:54:04 AM »

Tess, I have some more work for you soon, thx!

tellomon · « **Reply #10370 on:** February 18, 2021, 12:31:02 PM »

Speaking of work..

*whew*

I just took a walk.

Not far.

I'm spent.

tellomon · « **Reply #10371 on:** February 18, 2021, 12:35:11 PM »

OK, if you MUST know,
I wheelbarrow run-away slaves and contraban
up the hill to a Sacred Indian Burial Site.
Abandoned cabins sit nicely and secure for my needs.
B and E is not an issue if nobody knows.

Know enuff now?

Remember, "Dick Rat" is not a slogan;
it is you in a panic.

tellomon · « **Reply #10372 on:** February 18, 2021, 12:46:08 PM »

Sherry is coming here soon.

When she does
I'm gonna tell her everything.

Like, I'm sorry I don't remember where I
spent $20K on the Federal dime USD.

But I have stained laundry that may render evidence.

If not, I'm good....

tellomon · « **Reply #10373 on:** February 18, 2021, 12:55:00 PM »

And I will bang my drum, toot my horn and set off fireworks
as I proclaim my innocence about all allegations pretaining
to my posting style, content and attitude.

This is the Internet.
(I have atoned for some of it)

Where I am at
this is Home.

Home is where The Sherry is, tomorrow!

tellomon · « **Reply #10374 on:** February 18, 2021, 12:59:34 PM »

I have options.
Vacuum my crib carpet, or
lay down cardboard sheets.

Like I said: "Options".

tellomon · « **Reply #10375 on:** February 18, 2021, 01:03:33 PM »

Let me tell about cardboard.

I got these boxes here that fight back
while trying to break them down.

A box cutter is no match for these mutants!

I use a propane torch to dominate the work day.

Surprisingly enuff, they scream like boiling lobsters.

(That's our little secret)

tellomon · « **Reply #10376 on:** February 18, 2021, 01:21:57 PM »

Curious.
The boxes contained components
for a DIY Guillotine/Gallows Combo Set.

I got it on eBay.

Cheap. Free shipping.

Unexpected grief.

tellomon · « **Reply #10377 on:** February 18, 2021, 01:24:56 PM »

How is it that the packaging is more deadly
than the contents?

What a world....

And don't get me started on Bubble Wrap!

tellomon · « **Reply #10378 on:** February 18, 2021, 01:30:39 PM »

1091824 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #10379 on:** February 18, 2021, 01:55:58 PM »

Phone rings.
I take the call.
I get the message.

Sherry likes my recent posts.

That's more action than the Oz Heads offer at the moment.

They must be in the Pub. Off the clock.

Check the time stamp!

tellomon · « **Reply #10380 on:** February 18, 2021, 02:02:42 PM »

A tender moment:

tellomon · « **Reply #10381 on:** February 18, 2021, 02:05:43 PM »

smee's trees!

tellomon · « **Reply #10382 on:** February 18, 2021, 02:07:27 PM »

Nice house.
Lousy neighbourhood.

Hope it's affordable on a dickjoke income.

It's ok if it's his Mum's house.

My opinion of smee can't go any lower.

It's not like I try....

tellomon · « **Reply #10383 on:** February 18, 2021, 02:16:17 PM »

And checkout the latest in
Admin fashion footwear!

It's a tuff job.

tellomon · « **Reply #10384 on:** February 18, 2021, 02:18:40 PM »

One of these up yer bum and it's Game Over!

I anticipate it.

What is that, a size 12? It'll fit.

tellomon · « **Reply #10385 on:** February 18, 2021, 02:30:12 PM »

In the world of shoe sizes,
Yeti wins!

tellomon · « **Reply #10386 on:** February 18, 2021, 02:35:29 PM »

In the world of Drums,
I don't care anymore.

tellomon · « **Reply #10387 on:** February 18, 2021, 02:38:58 PM »

In the world of Oz,
it's a better deal than America
except for the weather-related devastation there.

*209* and counting...

tellomon · « **Reply #10388 on:** February 18, 2021, 02:44:52 PM »

Arson in Oz can't happen.

Pranks are no longer a sport.

Life as you knew it is a distant memory
and a present dilemma.

Just like my agenda!

Friends?

tellomon · « **Reply #10389 on:** February 18, 2021, 02:50:49 PM »

The only good Drop Bear is
Drop Bear Jerky.

What has happened to OZ?

You got nothing.

Even the Aboriginals jumped ship and went to Jamaica
and all parts in between.
(I'm allowing 3 to 5 weeks delivery on those Cheerleaders on Scooters Bonus Packages.)

Oz is a lump of dead and dying Real Estate
and no one notices it?

tellomon · « **Reply #10390 on:** February 18, 2021, 02:53:12 PM »

Hey, "takes one to know one" is actual.

We have Nazis on the porch.

Your porch burned to the ground.

No favors here.

tellomon · « **Reply #10391 on:** February 18, 2021, 03:02:34 PM »

Make one more kick-ass movie before you die.

My idea:

Sharknado and a Steve Irwin mash!

"Crikeynado!"

What do ya have to lose?
It's already lost, ya blooming idiots!!!
(did I say that right?)

tellomon · « **Reply #10392 on:** February 18, 2021, 03:06:12 PM »

Now, if we really wanna get freaky,
try on "smeenado" for size.....

Yeah, I'd wait until it went to Cable.

tellomon · « **Reply #10393 on:** February 18, 2021, 03:09:03 PM »

"AdminNado"

Now that's just silly.

tellomon · « **Reply #10394 on:** February 18, 2021, 03:12:06 PM »

Brum6ynado.

I'll buy the Box Set!!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #10395 on:** February 18, 2021, 03:13:48 PM »

Yibnado, Rated No.
Get out of here, you can't see this!

tellomon · « **Reply #10396 on:** February 18, 2021, 03:15:51 PM »

------> "DuckyNado" ------->

<-----------

tellomon · « **Reply #10397 on:** February 18, 2021, 03:16:53 PM »

pissnado.

what?

I dint ask to be born into this. I bucking to get myself out of here!

tellomon · « **Reply #10398 on:** February 18, 2021, 03:23:58 PM »

News of my untimely death was
dismissed as more of the same
Tello Posts: Fiction.

When I go
they have to bury my RV with me in it.
The door duzzint open from the outside.

I signed a Waiver: Autopsies are for Pussies.

I'm Hard Core, that's how I roll
out of The Trailer Park,
Dog!

tellomon · « **Reply #10399 on:** February 18, 2021, 03:44:28 PM »

I like morbid.
It makes me feel like I'm a member of something in common.

Better than Church.

The State duzzint interest me.

Family is non-responsive and presumably terminally consumers.

Roll the dice.

What's loaded now?

News:

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