Author Topic: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer (Read 12175 times)

tellomon · « **on:** January 20, 2011, 04:41:39 PM »

I did it before.

Pizzed off the judges and the cops.
And their Mums.
[Ya just can't convince them that I was "invited" to Jail, The Court and The Clerk's Office.
They drew "First Blood". I beat them at their own Game.
And they're mad at me.
Go figure my guns and briefcase.]

I lived.
Let's see how those slackers react now when they see me riding back into town on my Shining Steed?

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=282851&id=690587159&l=5c87f234ec

My gripe: "Sue The Cops & Does 1 thru 100".
My strategy: Let the Evidence do the talking.
I'm the "Presenter", like a Circus Ring Master,
or a Rock & Roll MC.
My Objective: Go for the Throat, hand them their Hat & make BANK before suppertime.

I can do this.

Please accept my Fund Raising Campain.
It's a "Free Will" donation operation, so..... GIVE UNTIL IT HURTS!
* CASH * CHEQUE * PayPal *

"This is about Justice and..wait.... What?
Sorry.
This is about the money...and Justice be DAMNED!".

"If you Love me, you will save me!".

"One more cheesy straw-clutching cliche' and I will never work in this town again!".

Oh! L@@K! The obligatory link to tie all this crap together!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104952/

Alright then.
Screw you guys.

I'm going back to the Pub and stop a fight.

www.rontello.nvm

*CountessA* · « **Reply #1 on:** January 20, 2011, 04:58:47 PM »

I'll lend you a wig for your day in court.

tellomon · « **Reply #2 on:** January 20, 2011, 04:59:14 PM »

NEWS!

Ron Tello puts on his Lawyer Hat!
C):-{= < " he's half right. the other half is left "<<

Add a few quick duds from a Thrift Store, brush-up on his Legal Jargon.... and the CASE IS ON!

tellomon · « **Reply #3 on:** January 20, 2011, 05:02:04 PM »

Thx Tessa!

NOW can I have yer money?

*CountessA* · « **Reply #4 on:** January 20, 2011, 05:07:29 PM »

... I need a new car!

tellomon · « **Reply #5 on:** January 20, 2011, 05:14:24 PM »

U just wait until yib and smee hear about this!

golden · « **Reply #6 on:** January 20, 2011, 05:55:31 PM »

Why don't you just marry PEG???

You get the ticket to be here and she can make sammiches whilst on her lunch break???

Sorry Roo, things are looking shaky.
I cant see a problem with bandwith.

tellomon · « **Reply #7 on:** January 20, 2011, 06:06:14 PM »

LOL!

I got nekkid piccys and you don't.

^^ Exhibit "A" ^^

"This is doomed to appear on your Permanent Record. You know that, right?"

"Permanent. L O F U. The only thing like that around here is the destruction left behind of a Pro-Active Volcano, Tsunami, Urban Calamity or Transportation Disaster."

"wwrrrrwwrrrrrrwwwwrrrwrrrrr.....*"

"Exactly."

Roo · « **Reply #8 on:** January 20, 2011, 08:31:52 PM »

Quote from: golden on January 20, 2011, 05:55:31 PM

Why don't you just marry PEG???

You get the ticket to be here and she can make sammiches whilst on her lunch break???

Sorry Roo, things are looking shaky.
I cant see a problem with bandwith.

Golden....Tello and me are destined to, one day, be together!

If it's going to take him to put his legal suit on again...and I really think he would be mighty successful in that regard....so be it!

Move over Judge Judy....Tello is in da house!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #9 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:19:44 PM »

That's beautifully said, Roo.

If there is one lady in the world who can understand Tellospeak when Tello is at his most obscure, I would guess it is you.

Roo · « **Reply #10 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:27:40 PM »

To tell the truth Countess...I think it's because I have no idea what he is talking about most of the time...that keeps me interested..lol

tellomon · « **Reply #11 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:42:50 PM »

Quote from: Roo on January 20, 2011, 09:27:40 PM

To tell the truth Countess...I think it's because I have no idea what he is talking about most of the time...that keeps me interested..lol

PWN3D!

We shall be married on the dock when my ship arrives!

tellomon · « **Reply #12 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:51:03 PM »

Quote from: *Countessa* on January 20, 2011, 09:19:44 PM

That's beautifully said, Roo. If there is one lady in the world who can understand Tellospeak when Tello is at his most obscure, I would guess it is you.

You made me weep.

tellomon · « **Reply #13 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:55:50 PM »

Quote from: golden on January 20, 2011, 05:55:31 PM

Move over Judge Judy....Tello is in da house!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104952/

Vinny Gambini: "Ms. Vito, you're supposed to be some kinda expert in automobiles, is that correct?... Is that correct?"

Judge Chamberlain Haller: "Would you please answer the counselor's question?"

Mona Lisa Vito: "No, I hate him."

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #14 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:29:23 PM »

Tello - with Alfred E. Neuman assisting?

An unbeatable combination!

*Yibida* · « **Reply #15 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:36:01 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #16 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:52:08 PM »

I'm Judge Tello, and I approve of this message.

tellomon · « **Reply #17 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:55:32 PM »

Quote from: *Yibida* on January 20, 2011, 10:36:01 PM

Excuse me, Mate! Wazzint this a piccy I deleted from my camera 5 months ago? And how did you get this????

*Yibida* · « **Reply #18 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:59:27 PM »

i WENT THROUGH YA TRASH CAN WHEN YOU WUS AT THE COWBOY...

tellomon · « **Reply #19 on:** January 20, 2011, 11:05:28 PM »

Great!
Now I don't hate you anymore.

Yeah you heard me.

I'm really pizzed about missing the last meeting.

Ever heard of eMail?

I'm dying here.

:zombiesuit: