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This song is more relevant now than ever.

Given today’s horrific events in Ukraine, I’m predicting a non surprising re-entry for this song
in top 100s around the world.


R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

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Black Sabbath ~ War Pigs

I think... it is an appropriate time to listen to this song.

This song has never been more relevant before like it's today. And it's 52 years old.

I say: Rock and Roll didn't so much "change the world" as it does WARNING US OF THE WORLD.
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Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh lord yeah!

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the poor
Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait 'til their judgement day comes
Yeah!

Now in darkness world stops turning
Ashes where the bodies burning
No more war pigs have the power
Hand of God has struck the hour
Day of judgement, God is calling
On their knees the war pig's crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Satan laughing spreads his wings
oh lord yeah!


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Tessa: Can you perform an Opera version of this classic tune?

Give it a try, for me, please?


Special Tessa Admin reply:

I'm thinking about it.

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I'm not losing sleep.

I'm SACRIFICING sleep to sing this all night long.

I dare you to join me.
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'Paranoid' is the second studio album from Black Sabbath. Released in September 1970, it was the band's only LP to top the UK Albums Chart until the release of the '13' album in 2013.

Paranoid contains several of the band's signature songs, including "Iron Man", "War Pigs" and the title track, which was the band's only Top 20 hit, reaching number 4 in the UK charts.

It is often cited as the most influential album in the development of the entire heavy metal genre.

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Vlad might suffer the same ending as his brother Ras did in December 1916

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Links or it dint happen.
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On the night of December 29, 1916, Yussupov and Pavlovich lured Rasputin to Moika Palace in St. Petersburg. The would-be killers first gave the monk food and wine laced with cyanide, however, when Rasputin seemingly failed to respond to the poison, they shot him at close range and left him for dead.

https://blogs.loc.gov/headlinesandheroes/2020/10/the-murder-of-rasputin/

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That's horrible.

The special effects are vivid.

Makes me want to not travel anymore.
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I'm nostalgic again.
Considering dreaming again about a girl I like.
I've known her since 2nd Grade, 1965.

Proof once again WE ARE ALL AGING GRACEFULLY.
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Ron Tello Culley
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Hi all. My Mr. Coffee switch broke. ISO a quick hotwire job. Soldier and cap the correct wire ends.

Anyone? Come on! It's MR. COFFEE.

Respect.

Sugarloaf.

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Ron Tello Culley
 
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Hello to my active fb friends.
I have been online courtesy of my wife and her laptop. Mine was destroyed last August and so I have been without, because I'm poor and have not yet received disability insurance.

I'm reaching out, asking you to help me get a laptop. A good, used, donated model will do fine.. I need to stay online to deal with The System, The Tello Files and with you fine folks.

No shame.

909 547 0411

Thanks for listening.
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George Heinlein
If I have one I would give it to you brother

Stephen West
I have an older macbook air you can have. works fine just needs update. i will even ship on my dime...

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Deal when ya call. SUPER!!!!

Stephen West
Ok let me wipe it clean and get back with you.

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My faith in advertising is becoming restored!??

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Ron Tello Culley
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Hi all. My Mr. Coffee switch broke. ISO a quick hotwire job. Soldier and cap the correct wire ends.

Anyone? Come on! It's MR. COFFEE.

Respect.

Sugarloaf.


Danny Enger
Have you tried Kmart?

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They ran out of town. I want a fix, not a purchase, thx.

Gail Wright
Danny Enger the one that no longer exists?

Nancy Sargent
Danny Enger jk?

Alexander Menu
The previous owner of my cabin left a Mr. Coffee. I suppose it works but never tried it. If you want you can have it!

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I'll pay for delivery!!!! 909 547 0411, GREAT!
Will you test it first?

Susie Bleich Spitz
Ron Tello Culley don’t ask much huh?? Lol

Alexander Menu
Ron Tello Culley The lights turn on! No need to pay for anything. I’ll text you now.

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I don't take text. Landline only. PM me better.

Alexander Menu
Hey Ron, I'm off work at 4pm and could then drop off the Mr Coffee at your place in Sugarloaf. Let me know if that works for you and send me your address please.

Perfect! I'm at 662 San Bernardino Ave., south of Barton. Find me in the garage. THXXX!!!

Alexander Menu
Great! I’ll be at your place around 4:15pm. See you then.

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Sweee-T!


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:tello: " I'm sure I can download the operating instructions from NASA. "
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Rob Evans

WHAT IS RUSSIA'S END GAME?
President Putin is a chess master and has a HUGE ego.  Right now, he has the entire world is hanging on every word he speaks and every action he takes.
You have to understand that the ?Russian people have a deep fear, passed down through the centuries, of
being invaded. Invasions are a big part of the story of Russia. That is why, during the Soviet Union days, they built and controlled the Eastern Block countries so they would have a buffer zone around it so that any invading army would have to go through before they got to Russia. They built a wall and made the other countries pay for it.
In WW 2, Russia suffered millions of deaths at the hands of Nazis.  When Germany invaded, Russia did what it did with Napoleon.  They retreated all the way to Moscow and waited for the Russian winter to set in.  The Germans over extended their supply lines  and were not equipped for winter combat.
Germany lost thousands of troops on the Eastern Front.  But it came with a especially heavy price for the people of St Petersburg. Russians in the occupated lands were tortured, killed or forced into concentration camps.  The Germans cut off all access to St Petersburg (known as Leningrad at the time).  Russia could have battled to save the citizens, but it would shatter their plan to destroy Germany.  The seige of Leningrad lasted for almost 900 days.  Between 1 to 1.5 million citizens of Leningrad died during that time, 90% from starvation. It is estimated that the deaths in Leningrad were larger than the total deaths for the United States and Great Britian in WW 2 combined.
President Putin's family lived in Leningrad during the time of the "Seige of Leningrad" President Putin was born after that in 1955 but he lost an older brother and other relatives to starvation during the seige.   The fear of being invaded is real and deep in President Putin. It is legend that the offspring of those who survived the seige are blessed with a "golden gene" that makes serving Russia and its people the overwhelming goal in their life.  President Putin makes good use of this legend.
President Putin was a high ranking KGB officer at the time of the fall of Soviet Union, as are almost ALL of the Oligarchs in Russia   They are the Russian Mafia. Russians  blamed the United States for the collapse of the economy. of the Soviet Union and East Germany.
Ukraine was one of the Founding members of the Soviet Union. President Putin still considers it a part of Russia and has always wanted it back. The Annexation of Crimea gave Russia a year round warm water port.  Ukraine is rich in minerals and gas, which makes it very valuable to Russia.
What is Russia's endgame? 
President Putin wants to establish Russia as one of, if not the only, superpower in the world.  He wants to see if  NATO is still a strong united alliance. Former President Trump spent 4 years trying to destroy NATO. President Putin also wants to see how strong a world leader and how true to his word President Biden is.
To make this even more maddening is the wildcard China.  China and the Soviet Union were mortal enemies for decades.  The Soviet Union was Socialist and China is Communist, two ideologies that are diametrically opposed to each other.  In fact, our Cold War strategy counted on those two countries hating each other. 
But, during the Trump years, most people missed that China and Russia signed a mutual defense treaty.  If one country (China or Russia) was attacked by any other country, the other country (China or Russia) would provide aid, support and military resources and personnel to help the country being attacked.
China is playing a wait and see game by stroking President Putin's ego.  President Putin feels that he can invade Ukraine with impunity. Any country that sends in troops to defend Ukraine would, in turn, be attacked by China.  That is why he has amassed over half of Russia's military on Ukraine's border.   If he successfully takes over Ukraine with no serious consequences,  it will be a signal that the US is weak and can't uphold it's promises to other countries and won't help NATO countries (former Eastern Block countries) if Russia invades.
China is watching this closely.  If Russia is successful it will be a green light for them to step up their aggression in the Pacific, especially against Taiwan, the Phillipines and other Pacific nations to control trade routes and reclaim land that claim to be Chinese soil due to the weakening of the United States position as a world leader during the Trump Administration.
President Putin has to be very careful.  If he goes to far, China will hang him out to dry.  He takes all the risks and   they reap the benefits no matter how it turns out. Remember, the Russian government only cares about Russian citizens and the Chinese government only cares about Chinese citizens and both want to be the Superpower in the world
Presidents Jimmy Carter, George W Bush and Barack Obama have all publicly denounced Russia's actions in Ukraine. Only former President Trump has publically spoken about the brilliance of President Putin's actions and agrees with his motives.
This was designed as a test of President Biden after former President Trump lost the election.  Remember, most of that "feeble, weak, stumbling, senile, etc" rhetoric about President Biden is coming from Russian bots, Republicans and Fox News. 
Now Russia and China are seeing if it's true.  Like I said, President Putin is a chess master.

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What does Russia have that's so precious? Fishing? Industry? Hot women? That's everywhere. I don't get it...
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Report: The new and modern Mr. Coffee was delivered.

Yay!


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Really? The Juice is in the Time Stamp!
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:tello: " There's always a moment in everybody's life when everybody says "Derrrr",
and it's only you saying "Whaaaa?"

I offer the "T" to all interested persons in a pinch. "


:smee!: " Struth...more of that pseudo-philanthropy again, on a Week-End? Somebody call a demolition expert!"

                          :marvinmartian: " So sorry Mates. I'm sitting this one out as usual. Wrangle it for yer bloody selves, right? "


(Meanwhile, Admin is shaving her claws, not sure if she's all sharpened up with somewhere to go.)

:operasinger:    :dustpan:     :stgeorge:






:tello: " Consumerism, and all the other "isms" is no excuse for frailty. "

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What does Russia have that's so precious? Fishing? Industry? Hot women? That's everywhere. I don't get it...

Rob Evans
Ron Tello Culley Russia has oil. And Putin blames the US for the destruction of the USSR. He is playing the "I can do anything I want and you can't do anything to stop me" bully game. To stop him is going to take someone who loves Russia more than themselves

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Well said Rob. I am of the opinion that the "Duck and Cover" gimmick didn't work; Y2K was a blow-out and 911 was a trick of the light.

This life is beyond illusion, The Matrix is a Theme and Nixon was another dupe of the Military-Industrial Complexion.

It's not that I don't care...I'm not sure what to not care about. So I blog.

How's the quality of your life behind the wheel with gas costing more than the price of ....(fill in the blank)?

There's no mystery. IT'S ALL A SET-UP, and that's a valid excuse to party like it's 1980, or something.
IMHO, I suppose....

What? Do I have to be the 2022 Prophet now?

I blew that gig in 1980.

Cheers!
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One time, I abducted an Alien and stuck a shop vac up its bum. The DNA was gummy bears. What do we know and/or believe...and WHY?
Maybe our powers of perception need a Tune-Up.
Just sayin'.
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My history qualifies my comments. We are all flocked up, together. And that's what is most important to me.
Share the pain; offer the remedy. The net awaits Thee.
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Geez, if only just for once that my posts are not for entertainment and really serious? Now is a perfect time to follow thru.
Save the children, the abused animals, the damaged soldiers, the whales, the Christians, the homeless and the Noodniks of your choice. Do it!

Here, I just wanna get a working puter. Hell, I'll take one with XP!
XP, let's go!


font 46. sue me. Admin is toothless. Lost them on stage.
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You know I can get severely abusive here,
but it's a long way to spit on Oz.
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On the topic of global destruction, the smart money is on the Yellowstone caldera. It eliminates the salaried military middle-man wonks and partially prooves the apocalyptic film makers had the goods under wraps.
When Sci-Fi comes to town in the Real Wrapper of destructive goodness, your accounts are canceled.
All your sins will be incinerated. Pretty cool, huh?
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Ultimately: '76 Kicks!
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Is there an Alien Hybrid connection?
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:tello: " The worst part about posting here is that I cannot rely on The Others ( smee, Tessa, Horse, The Flower Lady, et.al) to take charge and post to, for or against me. It's like talking to my imaginary friends and racking-up zero points from the ground, down.

It's a concentrated Cozmic Gas in motion while racking-up the Hit Counter, and still not knowing if they are real peeps, Bots, Government Operatives or rogue Boy Scouts and their incestuous sisters.

Admin remains suspiciously silent on the subject. (READ: Can't be trusted, either).

Well, I say: I don't care
while the truth is I rely on w@nkers as you to elevate my sense of self-worthlessness on Rye. Extra pickel.

Is that so wrong?

I challenge the dynamic of wrong, if you have not noticed these past 12 years on the T-Files International.

The table is set, the venue is sold out.

I know all the exits.

Later, Babies!

LOL. "
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For all the droolers on the hijacked short busses around the world, it's pronounced:::::

ONE MILLION...FOUR HUNDRED SEVENTY THOUSAND...SEVEN HUNDRED.

And climbing.
Verification is un-verified....

...so I guess you will finish your shift, go home, shower, drink, eat, go to bed and hope to die.

I did that. I failed.

Living is a punishment for not ending it all by whatever means unintentional.

We have options, choices, and sh!t in our shorts.
Go ask your mother, or borrow one. They can't all be wrong except mine.
Bad Bev is not available to ruin us anymore.

Go in pieces my fellow humanoids.
Bring me back some beer.

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Mr Sticky's brother has made an appearance

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9:20 PM PST on The Tello Coast and it's

FEEDING TIME!

Tonight on the Cavenoid Menu is:

Bonzai Burritos.

Don't ask.
I can't answer with my gorbel full.

Watch the obits, and see to it that they spell my name correctly.
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Mr Sticky's brother has made an appearance

Not so groovy, M8.

Mr. Sticky is in my lair,
playing with your cousin Lori Lefthand.

The vids are Stickyflock Gold, but the costuming is dreadfully penned.
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:tello: " The worst part about posting here is that I cannot rely on The Others ( smee, Tessa, Horse, The Flower Lady, et.al) to take charge and post to, for or against me."
We gave up trying to compete with you years ago.  Nowadays, keeping up with you would qualify as the thirteenth labor of Hercules.

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What if this IS all an elaborate hoax ?
The truth is my Trade Secret.

Respect my Authoritay.

And rewind the last part about you fetching me another beer.

Teamwork or struggle trying to get to work.

And what exaclty is your work?

See?

There's SUSS around every corner
and neglect along every straight-away.

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The lappy took a twist and turned off.

Pls ignore the W.

G'nite.
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What?

You think your life duzzint suck too?


WRONG!!!
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Correct me if im wrong , but I thought I requested tgat you GET OUT

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I did.

Now I'm back.

Check yer typos, idiot.

And get your own popular thread.


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"Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood."

George Orwell
   

George Orwell’s dystopian classic “1984” centers around the dangers of nationalism, censorship, and totalitarianism. But the author also deftly dissects what it means to be human. In a moment of clarity, the novel’s protagonist, Winston Smith, recognizes that all people, even his enemies, have an intrinsic desire for connection. With this line, he observes that even love itself can feel lacking without true understanding to give it depth.
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8 Best Reasons To Start WWIII Today

Right now, President Biden is busy making a "pros and cons" list for starting World War III. You may think WWIII would be a bad thing, but it might not be ALL bad! Try to look at the bright side, you pessimist!

Here are 8 good reasons to enter WWIII today:

1) You'll finally have something interesting to talk about when strangers make small-talk: Finally, something to talk about besides the weather!

2) A good world war will straighten out all those lazy Millennials: It's about time those darned lazy Millenials stopped watching the YouTube and did something useful. We're tired of Grandma and Grandpa shoving that whole "greatest generation" thing in our faces, seriously.

3) We can just let the women do all the fighting now: It is, after all, the current year.

4) Everyone's been waiting a long time for the exciting conclusion of the World War trilogy: We've been in suspense for decades. It's time for the epic finale.

5) You don't have to worry about a Nuclear blast because you can just get in your refrigerator like Indiana Jones in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: If they only knew about this technique in the Cold War!

6) You can post a video of you fighting bad guys and get, like, SO many followers: It will go SO viral. Epic!

7) You might even get to meet your hero Zelensky: What a hunk!

8) With inflation skyrocketing, bullets will be too expensive by next week: So we'd better act now!



https://babylonbee.com/news/8-best-reasons-to-start-word-war-iii-today

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"Find the thing you do well and do it again and again for the rest of your life."

Jóhann Jóhannsson   

It took time for Icelandic composer Jóhann Jóhannsson to find his place in the music world. Beginning his musical studies at age 11, he abandoned formal training as a teenager and instead spent more than a decade experimenting with different compositions and genres. Once he struck the unique mix of acoustic and electronic sounds that now defines his work, Jóhannsson began releasing his own albums. He went on to compose numerous orchestral pieces and film scores, including "The Theory of Everything" (2014), "Arrival" (2016), and "Last and First Men" (2020). His devotion to mastering his art encourages us not to give up on finding the spark in our lives — the thing that drives us and makes us feel most alive.
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"Optimism is a perfectly legitimate response to failure."

Stephen King   

Today, Stephen King is one of the most successful authors in history: The horror king has more than 50 bestselling novels under his belt, several of which have been adapted into classic films such as "Carrie" and "The Shining.” Yet for many years, King struggled with addiction while enduring repeated rejection of his written works. In his 2000 book “On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft,” King reminds readers that hope and positive thinking are the only productive responses to failure. "The nail in my wall would no longer support the weight of the rejection slips impaled upon it," he recalled in his memoir. "I replaced the nail with a spike and went on writing."
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