*snipe*
Talking about yard sales / swap meets
I went to a swap meet one Saturday and on the way home I saw a sign out the front of a pub
that said "Vodka cruisers 6 packs $10" ...so I thought the missus would like them , so , in I popped and bought a 6 pack
As I exited the pub car park onto the main drag , I noticed a cop car behind me , given I pulled out of a pub he decided to light me up and do a breathalizer ....
He asked me what I had been up to today ..
I said ive just been to the swap meet and got a 6 pack of vodka cruisers for the missus
He said "sounds like a fair swap to me"