eBay Fraud Investigations Team Analyst (French)http://www.siliconrepublic.com/careers-centre/partner/39-ebay/job/110-ebay-fraud-investigations-tThe Analyst will be responsible for:
• Quality document production while ensuring proper service levels and response time for law enforcement requests and other legal processes as directed [Yes, let’s not do anything unless the authorities require it, and then only the minimum required, and never, never, never offer any information gratuitously.]
• Follow-up contact with law enforcement on investigations and cases as directed by the FIT Supervisor [If you can’t hide the fraud, after the fact, you may as well claim that you are helping the authorities]
• Assisting in best practice sharing and procedures for global law enforcement investigations [ie, obfuscate wherever possible to limit the damage to eBay as much as is possible.]
• Assist with responding to hotline calls as needed [Hotline? This certainly is not the line mere eBay users can ring.]
• Help with intake of LE requests/subpoenas as needed [Darn, those subpoenas are a nuisance, and we thought we had that little fraud under the blanket.]
You will notice that this job actually has nothing to do with instigating investigations of fraud by eBay users (or reporting same to the authorities) and certainly has nothing to do with investigating eBay’s blatant aiding and abetting of shill bidding fraud by its many unscrupulous professional sellers on unsuspecting buyers on eBay. It is only about coordinating statutorily required responses to the authorities who may be investigating matters of fraud on eBay—most probably none of which will have been initially reported to those authorities by eBay.
Indeed, I would hypothesize that eBay has never reported a fraud to the authorities, unless that fraud was on them. What a joke this most despised, unscrupulous organization has become.
eBay/PayPal/Donahoe: Dead Men Walking.