When has 'Live Help' made you smile?

[*Brum6y*]

Here's my entry.... (session still running)

9:35:58 PM Karen M.
Let me double check that for you so that I won't give you incorrect information.
9:51:33 PM *Brum6y*
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9:52:08 PM Karen M.
One moment please.
9:53:28 PM Karen M.
I appreciate your patience. I'm still checking. Please bear with me as I am having technical difficulties. There may be some points during our chat wherein my responses will be delayed. I appreciate your patience and understanding regarding this matter.
9:54:06 PM *Brum6y*
You get 'glitches' too, huh? (Forgive me if I smile...)
9:54:25 PM Karen M.
: )

[*wheels*]

Brum6y, I spent over 40 minutes online with Karen M on Monday. Probably the same one, she wasn't just cut and paste and tried to be helpful and finished with a No Worries.

[*Brum6y*]

Could be....

The stupid thing was .... after half an hour, she comes back to tell me something that I had already worked out beforehand and had stated in my original post..... sigh

[gr8-expectations]

this type of "robot speak" politeness always annoys the hell out of me with "live" help ...

I appreciate your patience and understanding regarding this matter.

I have quite often said to them online "dont assume I have any more patience with ebay after all that has gone on and how useless this chat has been" .... at those times i have occasionally been terminated, obviously due to an ebay "glitch"

how do i hate ebay? let me count the ways (runs out of fingers ...)