Author Topic: * The Coinez Humor thread ~ show us your funny side * (Read 39227 times)

*smee* · « **Reply #50 on:** October 23, 2009, 01:11:34 AM »

yes , fully aware of the laws , have been on the receiving end myself , unfortunatley each beer kills 100 brain cells and the problem arises when the drinkers have very few to start with .... most drinkers/customers are fine

misha · « **Reply #51 on:** October 23, 2009, 01:14:38 AM »

whatever you do , dont click on 'insert flash'

LOL

I read that to say 'try it'.
Can't see the 'don't' word there... unless I know why.

I figure to include .flv type files.
Don't worry. Seems to be disarmed to me... so far.

Another day... I'm done for the day now.

misha · « **Reply #52 on:** October 23, 2009, 01:21:55 AM »

Quote from: smee on October 23, 2009, 01:11:34 AM

yes , fully aware of the laws , have been on the receiving end myself , unfortunatley each beer kills 100 brain cells and the problem arises when the drinkers have very few to start with .... most drinkers/customers are fine

Depends on the demographics.... and what they have been using before they turn up. Somewhat of a problem given the shift in drugs used in the community due to workplace testing regimes here. Huge problem in some notorious areas of Perth. Very difficult to predict behaviour, although 'reputation' always raises red flags... with 'known' locals that is.
Blow in's are the problem.... heaps expected in the next few days.

I'd love to chat but gotta go. Night all.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #53 on:** October 23, 2009, 09:24:55 AM »

I am obliged to be totally and deadly serious in this thread, as I'm not a real Coinee.

Two men walked into a bar.

The tallest of the two leaned his elbows upon the counter, and said in a low hissing voice, "Two glasses of milk, please."

The barman, a rough-tough-multi-tattooed type, said loudly, "Sorry, mate, we only serve strong drinks here."

The smaller of the two men sighed. "Ferdinand," he said to his taller friend, "you never learn, do you?" Turning to the barman, the smaller man continued, "Two glasses of FULL CREAM milk."

tellomon · « **Reply #54 on:** October 23, 2009, 10:36:14 AM »

I don't get it. What am I missing?
Try again for the Northern-urrs?

*Yibida* · « **Reply #55 on:** October 23, 2009, 10:37:16 AM »

Time in Montello, Nevada

Current local time in Montello, Elko County, Nevada

Local time
04:36:46 PM, Thursday 22, October 2009 PDT

*Yibida* · « **Reply #56 on:** October 23, 2009, 10:47:51 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on October 23, 2009, 10:36:14 AM

I don't get it. What am I missing?
Try again for the Northern-urrs?

The thread is to substantiate a humor level benchmark of a coinee for data reference and future interaction....

tellomon · « **Reply #57 on:** October 23, 2009, 10:49:25 AM »

Ponderous!

*slinks away under the fool radar*

*smee* · « **Reply #58 on:** October 23, 2009, 10:51:51 AM »

ok , who set the fool detector alarms off ?

cueperkins · « **Reply #59 on:** October 23, 2009, 10:57:21 AM »

When an Aussie Calls an American a Yank, they are doing the same as calling someone a pom or a coconut. It's a slang term originating from Septic Tank = Yank....Old Aussie slang was like that......
e.g.
Hit the Frog and Toad = Hit the Road,
Have a Captain Cook = Have a look
Dad 'n' Dave =   (shave)
dead horse =   (sauce)
dog 'n' bone =   (telephone)
dog's eye =    (meat pie)
Got the Jimmy Brits = (the shites)
Khyber Pass = (arse)
mallee root =   (prostitute)
reg grundies =   (undies)

When American's use the term Yankee, it refers to baseball or Northerners....not a slang term like here.

Tello, this link will save ya in an emergency...lol.

http://www.dagree.net/aussieslang/slang_a.html

and now.......It's your Wally Grout !!

Work that one out.

tellomon · « **Reply #60 on:** October 23, 2009, 11:20:37 AM »

Bookmarked!

misha · « **Reply #61 on:** October 23, 2009, 11:34:49 AM »

Quote from: countessa on October 22, 2009, 09:28:49 PM

The legend of Danaë ought to be a hot favourite for all these money-loving coinees. The very image of all of that lovely, lovely gold raining down on one must be well-nigh irresistible.

What a let-down to discover it was only Zeus being sneaky and randy...

I think few would know of the tale. Some may seek to understand and expand their knowledge.
We can all do that.

Perhaps this one is better know: 370266286669

Very annoying that listing to me. This is another reason why I lack humor sometimes.
Doesn't say if an original or repo./bookplate and I'm sure I saw that seller sold another of the same days ago.
If it's a bookplate it is worth the cost of the frame. An original would have come from a folio published in 1913. These get broken down for single leaves... sold framed or unframed that do have some value.
Secondly the category its in is wrong AND... Of all the listings there I see no true botanical artworks.

*sigh* Not funny.

*smee* · « **Reply #62 on:** October 23, 2009, 05:22:21 PM »

and now.......It's your Wally Grout !!

Work that one out.

fat chance of that .... he is a merchant banker

mandurahmum · « **Reply #63 on:** October 23, 2009, 08:27:23 PM »

Well have we coinees dazzled you with our sense of humour?

*Yibida* · « **Reply #64 on:** October 23, 2009, 08:32:24 PM »

Quote from: mandurahmum on October 23, 2009, 08:27:23 PM

Well have we coinees dazzled you with our sense of humour?

You guy's are getting there...but have a lot of catching up to do..were Pro's !......

lacey · « **Reply #65 on:** October 23, 2009, 08:58:49 PM »

if we were out for the day and had to go to the loo, my mum always used to say, we're going to spend a penny. In Sydney during the 50s and 60s, you had to put a penny in the slot to get the door open. bad luck if you didn't, lol.

So if you aren't old enough to have known that, you do now!

lacey · « **Reply #66 on:** October 23, 2009, 09:01:23 PM »

hey yibi, you stole mandimum's laughing dog.

*Yibida* · « **Reply #67 on:** October 23, 2009, 09:06:46 PM »

Nothing is sacred here lacey...everything belongs to everybody......

mandurahmum · « **Reply #68 on:** October 23, 2009, 09:21:06 PM »

We are here to learn from the masters

*Yibida* · « **Reply #69 on:** October 23, 2009, 09:24:27 PM »

Quote from: mandurahmum on October 23, 2009, 09:21:06 PM

We are here to learn from the masters

Learn from or be corrupted from the masters ?...

*smee* · « **Reply #70 on:** October 23, 2009, 09:28:08 PM »

Quote from: mandurahmum on October 23, 2009, 09:21:06 PM

We are here to learn from the masters

dont worry he is just baiting you
he can be a master baiter

*Yibida* · « **Reply #71 on:** October 23, 2009, 09:37:34 PM »

Quote from: smee on October 23, 2009, 09:28:08 PM

Quote from: mandurahmum on October 23, 2009, 09:21:06 PM
We are here to learn from the masters

dont worry he is just baiting you
he can be a master baiter

*smee* · « **Reply #72 on:** October 23, 2009, 09:56:49 PM »

Pay ya photo bucket bill smee...you tight azz

look who's talkin' wonk ! ^^^^^^^^

mandurahmum · « **Reply #73 on:** October 23, 2009, 10:38:02 PM »

How do you know when you're staying
in a redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say,
I gotta leak in my sink, and the
clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.

mandurahmum · « **Reply #74 on:** October 23, 2009, 10:44:08 PM »

(Just Married)

Boy: Yes! At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes...
Girl: Darling!

(1 Year Later)

Simply read the above conversation from bottom to top.

Bazinga · « **Reply #75 on:** October 24, 2009, 10:13:12 AM »

(1 Year Later)

haha you killed the thread with that one.

:deal:

*CountessA* · « **Reply #76 on:** October 24, 2009, 11:04:43 AM »

I was in tears reading that tragic story. Tears, I tell you.

Bazinga · « **Reply #77 on:** October 24, 2009, 12:19:04 PM »

I was in tears reading that tragic story. Tears, I tell you.

I wonder how many times that story actually occurs

Centuries · « **Reply #78 on:** October 24, 2009, 01:17:29 PM »

These help

*CountessA* · « **Reply #79 on:** October 24, 2009, 02:47:58 PM »

It certainly happens frequently enough to be recognisable as a piece of black humour...

COIN VERSION

Just purchased:

Collector: Yes! At last. It was so hard to endure the wait.
Coin: Do you want to swap me for another coin?
Collector: NO! Don't even think about it.
Coin: Do you respect my provenance?
Collector: Of course! Over and over!
Coin: Have you ever secretly doubted my authenticity?
Collector: NO! Why are you even asking?
Coin: Will you put up a photo of me and extol my uniqueness?
Collector: Every chance I get!
Coin: Will you dip me?
Collector: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of collector!
Coin: Are you an honest seller who'd never DREAM of producing cheap fakes?
Collector: Yes...
Coin: Oh, adored collector!

(backwards)... the end of the coin romance...

tellomon · « **Reply #80 on:** October 24, 2009, 02:50:23 PM »

"Bring out your dead coins"!

*Yibida* · « **Reply #81 on:** October 24, 2009, 02:53:14 PM »

Admin: time information removed to save small fluffy animals - this time

mandurahmum · « **Reply #82 on:** October 24, 2009, 03:01:00 PM »

Quote from: countessa on October 24, 2009, 02:47:58 PM

It certainly happens frequently enough to be recognisable as a piece of black humour...

COIN VERSION

Just purchased:

Collector: Yes! At last. It was so hard to endure the wait.
Coin: Do you want to swap me for another coin?
Collector: NO! Don't even think about it.
Coin: Do you respect my provenance?
Collector: Of course! Over and over!
Coin: Have you ever secretly doubted my authenticity?
Collector: NO! Why are you even asking?
Coin: Will you put up a photo of me and extol my uniqueness?
Collector: Every chance I get!
Coin: Will you dip me?
Collector: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of collector!
Coin: Are you an honest seller who'd never DREAM of producing cheap fakes?
Collector: Yes...
Coin: Oh, adored collector!

(backwards)... the end of the coin romance...

That is really well done, Countessa - I hope the other coinees get to see it too

tellomon · « **Reply #83 on:** October 24, 2009, 03:05:55 PM »

Time in Oz when Yib was murdered for major posting infractions: 08:52:20 PM, Friday 23, October 2009 PDT

*Yibida* · « **Reply #84 on:** October 24, 2009, 03:12:40 PM »

Quote from: mandurahmum on October 24, 2009, 03:01:00 PM

Quote from: countessa on October 24, 2009, 02:47:58 PM
It certainly happens frequently enough to be recognisable as a piece of black humour...

COIN VERSION

Just purchased:

Collector: Yes! At last. It was so hard to endure the wait.
Coin: Do you want to swap me for another coin?
Collector: NO! Don't even think about it.
Coin: Do you respect my provenance?
Collector: Of course! Over and over!
Coin: Have you ever secretly doubted my authenticity?
Collector: NO! Why are you even asking?
Coin: Will you put up a photo of me and extol my uniqueness?
Collector: Every chance I get!
Coin: Will you dip me?
Collector: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of collector!
Coin: Are you an honest seller who'd never DREAM of producing cheap fakes?
Collector: Yes...
Coin: Oh, adored collector!

(backwards)... the end of the coin romance...

That is really well done, Countessa - I hope the other coinees get to see it too

I hope they come out soon too Manda.... were getting the impression that some of you may be coinervampires..ya's don't leave that dark coinerz area very often..what is it the sun light?... we can dim the lights if ya like ~ and we can get rid of the garlic patch out back too...

tellomon · « **Reply #85 on:** October 24, 2009, 03:58:35 PM »

and we can get rid of the garlic patch out back too..

Lose Yib while yer at it...please...!!!!

*Yibida* · « **Reply #86 on:** October 24, 2009, 04:22:06 PM »

*Yibida* · « **Reply #87 on:** October 25, 2009, 06:12:52 PM »

I find the money collecting concept unique... you save money...to buy money...to one day sell the money...for more money...than you paid for the money...originally... fascinating.

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