Hello, Logbox! I knew it was you by the tattered raincoat and gorgeous legs. (But are those high heels you're wearing? What's going on?)
... My staff. Well... my staff is very useful when it comes to playing "Whack the stranger on the bridge over the shoulder and toss him in the river below", but totally useless in arranging Christmas presents. It just lies there on the ground, deaf to my shouts of "Go forth and buy my Christmas presents! Go forth and wrap these gifts! Go forth and... well, just go forth!"