Author Topic: Fick corner (Read 125109 times)

*CountessA* · « **Reply #150 on:** July 31, 2009, 12:19:52 PM »

Ankle-length? I... don't... think that's going to happen...

*Yibida* · « **Reply #151 on:** July 31, 2009, 12:43:03 PM »

I'd have thought you would have pointed out my skirt countess?... a mini Kilt.....LOLOL

*CountessA* · « **Reply #152 on:** July 31, 2009, 12:49:21 PM »

It hasn't got the plaid - it can't be a kilt! Mind you, you do look cute in a mini-skirt.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #153 on:** July 31, 2009, 12:50:03 PM »

Trying to relax after funeral...

*Yibida* · « **Reply #154 on:** July 31, 2009, 11:54:59 PM »

Quote from: countessa on July 31, 2009, 12:50:03 PM

Trying to relax after funeral...

Never an easy thing to do countess..... When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure..... so sorry..

logbox · « **Reply #155 on:** September 08, 2009, 08:20:22 PM »

HELLO you lot awake over there? just want to remind you that xmas is coming so you can start saving up for something big for me (no not a photo of the countessers backside) dont forget to pay the carrage this time you tight bu***rs , cost me a fortune last time.

*Yibida* · « **Reply #156 on:** September 08, 2009, 08:52:51 PM »

Quote from: logbox on September 08, 2009, 08:20:22 PM

HELLO you lot awake over there? just want to remind you that xmas is coming so you can start saving up for something big for me (no not a photo of the countessers backside) dont forget to pay the carrage this time you tight bu***rs , cost me a fortune last time.

I hope your a very- very- very- exceptionally good close friend of Countessa after that statement......

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #157 on:** September 08, 2009, 09:04:06 PM »

Hello Logbox. Nice to see ya!!!!

We've been enjoying Tommy's jokes and Lynnes pics here.

logbox · « **Reply #158 on:** September 08, 2009, 09:52:40 PM »

Yibidi, I have been part of one of her stories and have seen her rear so I hope so lol.

Hi Fluffy, just got back fom Cyprus and thought I would see how you lot are over in Aussie land, all well I hope?

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #159 on:** September 08, 2009, 09:58:09 PM »

All well now Logbox, we've had a few nasty sicknesses here in Aussie. The Countess was amongst the casualties and Yib was another.

All better now I think.

Went out with the Countess on Saturday night and she made quite a racket I can tell you. Nearly got us thrown out. So I think that means she is feeling much better.

logbox · « **Reply #160 on:** September 08, 2009, 10:23:58 PM »

The swine flu seems to be dying down here, no doubt a spell of bad weather will get everyone claiming they have it.

give the countess non alcohlic drink, she will still think drunk but will not have the headache in the morning.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #161 on:** September 09, 2009, 08:25:10 AM »

You've... seen my rear?

WHEN!???

*hastily examines self to see that self is thoroughly encased in a large box*

By the way, just to address this awful calumny, the total number of times I have been drunk in my entire life is ... one. One time. This is just payback for the retsina comment, isn't it? Or... was it because I didn't give you a good enough deal on the moat? All right, let's talk about discounts. What size moat? Which flavour?

*smee* · « **Reply #162 on:** September 09, 2009, 10:43:10 AM »

do you get waffers with it ?

logbox · « **Reply #163 on:** September 09, 2009, 06:03:11 PM »

Hi Smee, I dont know what you get with it, the trouble with the Countess is you get all these wonderful offers then find out there is the small print, "did you read the small print"she asks? "no" says I, and off she goes smirking, I ask you should she be allowed to smirk?

Cupie · « **Reply #164 on:** September 09, 2009, 06:08:25 PM »

oh oh....

*CountessA* · « **Reply #165 on:** September 09, 2009, 06:09:26 PM »

Oh, Logs... oh Logs... it wasn't really a smirk. It was a ... small smile. Friendly. Just a small smile.

*smirk*

Cupie · « **Reply #166 on:** September 09, 2009, 06:10:25 PM »

logbox · « **Reply #167 on:** September 09, 2009, 07:06:01 PM »

I have to laugh

*walks away weeping gently*

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #168 on:** September 09, 2009, 07:11:56 PM »

Quote from: countessa on September 09, 2009, 06:09:26 PM

Oh, Logs... oh Logs... it wasn't really a smirk. It was a ... small smile. Friendly. Just a small smile.

*smirk*

*paints nails*

<== Any reference to any person living or dead is purely co-incidental.

Hi Logbox. *Hands Logbox some tissues* :tissue:

logbox · « **Reply #169 on:** September 09, 2009, 07:12:35 PM »

*CountessA* · « **Reply #170 on:** September 09, 2009, 08:24:46 PM »

Cue, are you going to snag that gif? If not, I will.

*laughs riotously*

Cupie · « **Reply #171 on:** September 10, 2009, 09:22:14 AM »

I'll let you have that one countess....I think Wheelie has another different one again....so we'll all have a mona in our Gif file....

logbox · « **Reply #172 on:** September 30, 2009, 09:22:11 PM »

Right you lot, I delivered the red dust as ordered, spread it widely as specified, now I want paying,5000 Aussie dollars in small denomination notes please,send it to the usual address via the Countess.

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #173 on:** September 30, 2009, 09:54:57 PM »

Right Logbox, will do, how much is my share?

logbox · « **Reply #174 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:13:28 PM »

well since you are the only one.......all of it

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #175 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:29:50 PM »

Rightiho Logbox. Consider it done. If you could send me your account name & number & it's password i'll deposit immediately.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #176 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:45:48 PM »

I knew Ubbrd was up to something.

*cough*

No, no, I mean - I knew that Ubbrd would pay up without quibbling. Trust him, Logbox. Trust him now. *nods enthusiastically*

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #177 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:47:57 PM »

Good stuff Countess, we'll go halves.

logbox · « **Reply #178 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:49:16 PM »

is perplexed, rather have the cash as its going straight to the orphans home.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #179 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:50:08 PM »

Just watch out that he doesn't pay in red flannel vests. Logs is the notorious red-flannel-vest ringleader - or at least the suspected ringleader.

tellomon · « **Reply #180 on:** October 01, 2009, 06:02:30 PM »

logbox · « **Reply #181 on:** October 29, 2009, 12:13:34 AM »

Bonjour mon frenchies, ava vou a kangeroo?

Centuries · « **Reply #182 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:01:55 AM »

Mai oui

logbox · « **Reply #183 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:07:09 AM »

A veritable cornicopia of roo's! takes me back to when I was a Joey.

misha · « **Reply #184 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:35:30 AM »

Centuries · « **Reply #185 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:40:11 AM »

They are great animals----until they hop across the road in front of the car

*smee* · « **Reply #186 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:51:56 AM »

Quote from: Centuries on October 29, 2009, 02:40:11 AM

They are great animals----until they hop across the road in front of the car

I can sell you some cans of roo repellant to spray on your car before taking country trips ... it works beautifully .... I have sold thousands of cans in Ireland and not one buyer over there has hit a roo .... they are going like hot cakes so just send 36 easily affordable monthly instalments $49.95 + $9.95 p&p to my paypal account smeeenterprisesnigeriaandirelandptyltd@roo_ted.com.au and we will send you a carton containing 12 cans of this magic potion

Centuries · « **Reply #187 on:** October 29, 2009, 03:13:56 AM »

Gee, smee.

I will have to buy some...Does it work for the big reds?

I know one garage in a town which used to wait for all the tourists in their 4x4s with the 'pretend' bull bars to come in for repairs ---You could have a market stall out along a road. You would probably make big money

Centuries · « **Reply #188 on:** October 29, 2009, 03:16:50 AM »

I must go and catch some ZZZZs. The time, the time!

*smee* · « **Reply #189 on:** October 29, 2009, 03:20:35 AM »

Does it work for the big reds?

big red strength formula spray is normally more expesive by about 50% ... but just for you I will do for the same price

logbox · « **Reply #190 on:** October 29, 2009, 03:24:36 AM »

Does it work on big busty blondes Smee? only they keep attacking my wallet while I am asleep.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #191 on:** October 29, 2009, 08:07:19 AM »

Logbox, that only happens because you go on weekends to strange hotels. It's the careless and nonchalant mention of popping over to Paris that's getting you into trouble.

That, and leaving your house key under the petunia pot. And Time Team dug everywhere in your garden - FIVE TRENCHES - only to find that the earliest bit of pottery was from a chamber pot dating to last year.

*smee* · « **Reply #192 on:** October 29, 2009, 09:40:35 AM »

Quote from: logbox on October 29, 2009, 03:24:36 AM

Does it work on big busty blondes Smee? only they keep attacking my wallet while I am asleep.

loggy thats mayhem in drag !!!

I can mix a special batch that will 'fix' him

..... you have the payment details .....

Centuries · « **Reply #193 on:** October 29, 2009, 10:53:42 PM »

I am waiting for the wallet owner to nod off

Your kind offer tempts me, smee. There are so many uses for such an amazing product

*smee* · « **Reply #194 on:** October 29, 2009, 11:04:22 PM »

There are so many uses for such an amazing product

absolutley Centuries ... I first started selling it in 1999 as "millenium bug repellent"
$200 a can ... spray your pc and gauranteed not to catch the bug ...... 100 % success rate .... repelled every single one of these mythical beasts ..... 1000's of ~~fools~~ happy customers as a result of that little ~~scam~~ community service

Centuries · « **Reply #195 on:** October 29, 2009, 11:10:09 PM »

As long as the customer is happy, smee

Roo · « **Reply #196 on:** October 30, 2009, 11:37:25 PM »

Quote from: logbox on October 29, 2009, 03:24:36 AM

Does it work on big busty blondes Smee? only they keep attacking my wallet while I am asleep.

I've never been anywhere near ya wallet Logs!

logbox · « **Reply #197 on:** November 02, 2009, 09:08:31 PM »

Only cause its well hidden when you come round Roo.
((((ST Roo))))

*CountessA* · « **Reply #198 on:** November 02, 2009, 09:15:02 PM »

Roo, do you sense that Logs is suggesting you strip-search him for his wallet?

tellomon · « **Reply #199 on:** November 02, 2009, 09:17:02 PM »

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