Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 3185758 times)

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #101 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:13:19 PM »

The 2008 World Submarine Racing Championships. Looks exiting, I might book a seat at this years event.

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*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #102 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:15:51 PM »

Fluffy waves to Yib and Ubbrd. Hey guys, Telemon is putting on a show. Want to join us here on the couch? It will fit 4 people.

tellomon · « **Reply #103 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:16:44 PM »

Lemme guess:

I gotta perform; live up to my commitment on this one.

*sigh*

It's gonna cut into my scooter modification time.

(It's for the 4th of July Parade...)

OK. I'll get on it.

Right after the movie............

*Yibida* · « **Reply #104 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:20:07 PM »

It's not looking good Tello !

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #105 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:22:42 PM »

Oke doke Fluffy, I'll join you & Yibida. We might not notice Yibida if he's in surveillance mode. I might doze off though, been pretty busy today doing stuff.

tellomon · « **Reply #106 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:27:18 PM »

It's not looking good Tello !

Says who?

I haven't started yet. Gimme a chance.

C):-{= <" pushy crowd, aint they? "<<

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #107 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:29:33 PM »

Where ever do you get all these pictures at will Yib? Do you have stockpiled and indexed pictures. You have one for every occasion.

Fluffy plumps up a cushion so Ubbrd is comfortable on the couch. Hey move over Smee will you!!

Waiting waiting waiting...

*Yibida* · « **Reply #108 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:35:26 PM »

I find stuff Fluff...good around airports!..

Take me to your leader short one ! !

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #109 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:37:12 PM »

Comfy Ubbrd. Oh you've brought Winston with you. Here Yib want to sit down too?

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #110 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:37:33 PM »

Hey Fluffy, is this little critter one of your cousins?

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*Yibida* · « **Reply #111 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:39:02 PM »

Oh Great!...Fluff's ex has turned up !

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #112 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:39:13 PM »

Yep Winstons here. Check him out, resplendant in all his glory.

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*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #113 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:46:03 PM »

Why yes they are Ubbrd. Cousin Duddles. Thinks he's a rooster... A bit mad actually.

Oh oh Pluka has turned up. Lets turn out the light for a couple of minutes and he mightn't see us. Keep quiet.

Winston looks very contented Ub.

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #114 on:** June 12, 2009, 09:17:06 AM »

Fluffy, Ubbrd, Winston and Smee are still sitting there on the couch fast asleep the next morning. Wake up Ubbrd. I hope you don't get into trouble with the Commander...

Hey Tello, what happened to the show? Now the popcorn is stale.

*smee* · « **Reply #115 on:** June 12, 2009, 10:18:00 AM »

and Winston has been licking the malteasers !

meatloaf20040 · « **Reply #116 on:** June 12, 2009, 11:55:36 AM »

Gee Ron didnt get very far with emails did he ... lol

*CountessA* · « **Reply #117 on:** June 12, 2009, 01:43:53 PM »

I can imagine them.

Dear Meatloaf,

You're hitting 98% on my love-o-meter.

But I'm still not giving you my kit.

Much love (but don't go exaggerating it or taking me for granted, because I still love my kit and I'm still me, and ain't nobody going to take my kit away from me),

- Tellomon

*This letter is in no way genuine and should not be used as evidence in a breach of promise case, nor should it be quoted in "Great Love Letters of All Time".

tellomon · « **Reply #118 on:** June 12, 2009, 02:27:57 PM »

No bones about it:

I have work to do.

I'll start soon. Hold on to yer brims & knickers, peeps!

The Good Things take time.

Here's a sample (or, how did I get here?):

Gina: Some of the regulars from the old RT have made a new RT

http://www.ozroundtable.com/

All you have to do is register and Ebay cant touch it
It does have mods and you have to behave
But Ebay cant has nothing to do with it

If you can help with Ebay related stuff that would be great and they have a chat thread

Tello: Bitchen!
thx for the scoop; see you there?

-RT

Gina: Bitchen ??

Thought you were my bee-otch. lol

Tello: I was told to say:
F**k You!
Did I say that right?

Gina: And who told you to say that ?

Tello: I'm NOT naming names...no more than you would. So f**k off....

Gina: And after I sent your package and all

Well I hope the chocolate melts and it comes all broken

Gina: Hey Ron

I heard from the new forum and they wont to know what ID you will use??

I have given you a thumbs up with them and they will open the gate when they know your ID

They are doing this to keep the nasties and trolls out.

Tello: Are you saying that the new RT crowd is awaiting to hearald me in with Roman Trumpets and a 21 Gun Salute?

Seems to me that you made a Celeb outta me before I get a chance to prooove myself as a mere mortal, with a "twist".

What?

I don't know what my ID is until is signup & get approved.

I think it'll have the word 'tello' in it.

Don't push me. I'm a bizzie man!

Gina: Ok well you must be too busy to keep a check at your PO box too????

You might get your care package in 8 days but who knows but it is on its way

See what a good friend I am to you and you better behave or its my head ( pokes tongue out )

Will tell one of the gate keepers to look out for an ID with Tello in it

Hows that and you might get in sooner

Tello: Unbelievable... I lost my ass in a pool game earlier tonight...and now here comes you, trying to kiss it. I am not worthy of this exaltation.....(But I await said Joy Package..)
WTF?
Say I post later there, huh? This shite needs careful planning, ok?

I'm staying in bed. It's Ultra-Cozy, and requires NONE of my attention, ha haaaa.....!!!

To be continued, discontinued or deleted.......

C):-{= <" happy now? "<<

tellomon · « **Reply #119 on:** June 12, 2009, 02:54:31 PM »

tellomon
Knight
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Re: Ebay ignores members
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2009, 06:24:54 PM »

This is Standard, not Deviant behavior. It's eBay.

Hi ya'll! Meatloaf said it is cool for me to weigh-in.

So, there ya go!

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countessa
Administrator
Knight of the RT
*****

Re: Ebay ignores members
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2009, 06:26:28 PM »

Hello, Tellomon!

Yes, it's cool - we have the fan going.

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Primaryaim
Guest


Re: Ebay ignores members
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2009, 06:28:36 PM »

hi Tellomon, Welcome, welcome.

Pull up a chair and get comfy. We have a relaxed atmosphere, great smilies, and very good, non reporting, company.

Have fun!

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night-hawk-1
Guest


Re: Ebay ignores members
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2009, 06:44:15 PM »

tellomon Hi Gina said you would be dropping in from far away

Please drop into your profile and set your email to hide please.

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tellomon
Knight
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Re: Ebay ignores members
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2009, 07:12:00 PM »

Nevada isn't far away. OZ is!

Testing 1, 2.......

It's Live Tello, but he has a bedtime, tooooo....

More serious foolishness later!

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http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=67.0

*CountessA* · « **Reply #120 on:** June 12, 2009, 03:10:39 PM »

Oh, the passion! Hotter than those small green chillies that make you go "Aaagh, ow ow ow ow ow ow ow wow whoa whoa water water water!"

tellomon · « **Reply #121 on:** June 12, 2009, 03:13:58 PM »

meatloaf20040 · « **Reply #122 on:** June 12, 2009, 03:17:07 PM »

Gees Ron glad you didnt post the hot and steamy ones ...lol

tellomon · « **Reply #123 on:** June 12, 2009, 03:26:51 PM »

Quote from: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 03:17:07 PM

Gees Ron glad you didnt post the hot and steamy ones ...lol

Right, Luv!

And I'm holding out on the painful ones for now.....

Get used to it!

meatloaf20040 · « **Reply #124 on:** June 12, 2009, 03:51:38 PM »

Now your giving away trade secretes Ron

meatloaf20040 · « **Reply #125 on:** June 12, 2009, 04:09:14 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #126 on:** June 12, 2009, 04:09:46 PM »

Quote from: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 03:51:38 PM

Now your giving away trade secretes Ron

meatloaf20040 · « **Reply #127 on:** June 12, 2009, 04:30:17 PM »

Um arhhh PB didnt like what you had in your album

tellomon · « **Reply #128 on:** June 12, 2009, 04:36:47 PM »

No. That item IS in my album.

So, what are you doing in this Talent Show?

Didn't you archive our EMs??

I got the goods, the dope and the dirt. If this flies in the early stages, I might post the rest in a "Member's Only" forum.

THAT'S where the big money is!!!

meatloaf20040 · « **Reply #129 on:** June 12, 2009, 04:48:47 PM »

Nope Dont keep emails only the ones i need as proof all the rest go poof

Will have to open PB dont have it open at the moment

And the Thread killer thread who where you talking about ??

We dont have one any more on CS they moved on

meatloaf20040 · « **Reply #130 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:06:23 PM »

So this pic of you dancing is worth monies ??

meatloaf20040 · « **Reply #131 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:07:03 PM »

cupie · « **Reply #132 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:09:38 PM »

Quote from: meatloaf20040 on June 12, 2009, 05:06:23 PM

So this pic of you dancing is worth monies ??

meatloaf20040 · « **Reply #133 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:18:32 PM »

Back view

meatloaf20040 · « **Reply #134 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:29:01 PM »

Dont know how far I can go before I get a talking too about the pics

*CountessA* · « **Reply #135 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:32:35 PM »

No further. If I see something that should have been covered up by a "judicious bush", it's the naughty corner for you!

Please spare the innocence of our members, most of whom would never have been a bare knee before.

meatloaf20040 · « **Reply #136 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:38:16 PM »

So what you are saying is I cant post this

What?

Just so i know for the future

cupie · « **Reply #137 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:42:47 PM »

*Goes hunting for a Judicious Bush pic*

hey Countess...Would a Shwubbery do?

I heard that George 'Bush' was doing his memoirs...and calling it....NutBush Silly Minutes!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #138 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:47:42 PM »

Ha Haaa! meaty got popped and I didn't!!!!!!

C):-{= <" whew that was a mindblower... "<<

*CountessA* · « **Reply #139 on:** June 12, 2009, 06:06:24 PM »

You'll notice the Le Pink Slap above is actually REMEDIAL... it's a soothing lotion, not a bit of S&M-in-a-bottle.

(Not that I know anything about that. Absolutement, mais non.)

meatloaf20040 · « **Reply #140 on:** June 12, 2009, 06:08:25 PM »

Ok Ive been slapped how many till a holiday ??

cupie · « **Reply #141 on:** June 12, 2009, 06:12:33 PM »

I Know Nothing!!!!

cupie · « **Reply #142 on:** June 12, 2009, 06:14:52 PM »

Must've been the hand of god

*CountessA* · « **Reply #143 on:** June 12, 2009, 06:24:52 PM »

I'm really sorry, Gina - we can't afford to send you on a holiday. Would you mind just staying here until we buy an OzRoundTable jet?

Okay, would you believe... two limousines and a cocktail bar?

All right, what about a small go-cart?

meatloaf20040 · « **Reply #144 on:** June 12, 2009, 06:44:10 PM »

Gee whats a person going to do if they cant even go on an all paid holiday

Does this mean I have to be one of these ??

tellomon · « **Reply #145 on:** June 12, 2009, 06:55:53 PM »

Let me be meaty's Knight in Shining Duct Tape!

I'm no Hero, but I can patch things up rather well................

Shall I post bail? Or let the Lassie skate this once, again?

*CountessA* · « **Reply #146 on:** June 12, 2009, 07:04:50 PM »

Bail! I need some more funds! *gets out her calculator* Let's see... if we calculate that tax time is coming up, and that I need GPS with live traffic update, and I want to visit Venice, and there's a holiday house in Germany I want to buy...

Okay. Just hand over the lot.

tellomon · « **Reply #147 on:** June 12, 2009, 07:21:03 PM »

Nothing doin', Sweetheart.

Yer cramping my style.

I collect receipts on Charitable contributions.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #148 on:** June 12, 2009, 07:24:35 PM »

I'd offer a receipt!

Accepted from Tello, the sum of [undisclosed enormous sum] for the purchase of charitable liberty for the poster known as meatloaf, to be effective as of this moment, and not refundable under any circumstances as I plan on departing on a long cruise at any second now.

*wheels* · « **Reply #149 on:** June 12, 2009, 07:25:23 PM »

Gina, love the 'dancing Ron' pics!

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