Oh, barny wants to play hardball.
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• How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
• How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
• What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
• What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
• How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in
• What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.
• How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better
Neil Peart coulda done it.
• How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they have a machine to do that now.
• Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven?
Because he woke the baby for Christ's sake!
• What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
• What do you call a Drummer in a Volkswagen?
Farfromthinken.
• What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.