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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #50 on: December 11, 2020, 11:33:13 AM »
Never try and remove a facial pimple with an angle grinder


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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #51 on: December 11, 2020, 05:41:39 PM »
Bought myself a nail gun for Christmas

Too bad ya can't return it now that it's being held as Evidence in a Tool and Work-related Crime.

They have already rounded up all the usual idiot suspects. The smart ones had decent alibis and bounced.
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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #52 on: December 11, 2020, 05:45:01 PM »
So, hey smee! Are we shifting into Rotten.com Gear?
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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #53 on: December 11, 2020, 05:48:59 PM »
I believe I am deluded to think that this joint is a Family Friendly Internet Destination.

I intended to say something about "DISFUNCTIONAL" in the mix.

Got that?
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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #54 on: December 11, 2020, 06:13:26 PM »
You cant hide from the real world

Some bad things happen

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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #55 on: December 11, 2020, 06:40:54 PM »
Duh....

Preach it somewhere else, thx!
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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #56 on: December 17, 2020, 08:22:56 PM »
Attention class.
Now hear this:


Group Effort. 2 Teams.

One weekend of your choice.

Build this:


https://www.instructables.com/How-to-build-a-rain-water-collector/
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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #57 on: January 31, 2021, 05:41:42 AM »
4758 Views on a Junk Thread? Again?
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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #58 on: January 31, 2021, 05:44:05 PM »
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #59 on: February 15, 2021, 10:22:25 PM »
12 years in this Racket and I'm still hungry.

How about we share a sawdust and mustard sammich?
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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #60 on: February 15, 2021, 10:25:17 PM »
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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #61 on: September 14, 2022, 07:36:20 AM »
Hi and welcome back!

Tool Crib is in my kitchen.

Kitchen is a tool crib.

I can scramble eggs with a weedwhacker
and spackle with a spatula.

Not recommended for mortals. (THAT'S YOU!)
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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #62 on: September 14, 2022, 03:14:48 PM »
Weedkiller smoothie - not my thing.
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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #63 on: September 14, 2022, 05:11:58 PM »
Your THING is a mystery.

There's no catering to that here.
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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #64 on: September 15, 2022, 01:14:35 PM »
Between the obvious and a mystery lies a vast landscape, un paysage inscrutable.
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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #65 on: September 15, 2022, 04:34:55 PM »
Between the street lamp and my front porch, there is a Market.

Can I get you something?
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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #66 on: September 16, 2022, 11:24:56 PM »
A club sandwich as they make them in Beechworth, Victoria.
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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #67 on: September 17, 2022, 12:53:55 PM »
You want Fries with that?
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Re: Tello Shop . 101
« Reply #68 on: September 29, 2022, 04:52:00 PM »
No, I want a beesting with that. (The baked one.)
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