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Imagine a World in Which Trump Is Proven Right Over and Over Again

The 2020 election was the worst election of all time. The nasty Democrats were able to get their media allies to ignore a massive scandal that is still being uncovered one bit at a time. The methods employed by the liberals to hijack an election gave them something to worry about for years to come. And now that states are performing their audits looking into the claims made by Donald Trump, they are finding some excellent results.

The weeks to follow the election were full of ignorant statements by liberals on just about every media statement. They all claimed that Donald Trump was crazy and that he was making things up to stay in the White House. But the more people dug into the matter; the more questions came to the surface than answers.


https://libertyhorn.com/imagine-a-world-in-which-trump-is-proven-right-over-and-over-again/
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When dogs are smarter than you...I WANT OUT!!!

I'm leaving now...

:dogrun:       :snipe:
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If I keep self-medicating, I won't remember any of this indignation and tyranny.

Sober is not in the Gov's interests.

They want to kill.

I wanna kill back.

Brutal.

Go America, ya wonks!

Oh wait! Am I posting again?
For how long?

It's not easy posting from a cardboard box.
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Tuff luck for you, I can't hear your feedback. Ya Slackers/Lurkers Incorporated.

I know the public loves to tune in to TV misery tales.

That shite is Scripted.

My shite is pretty much in Real Time, and I don't care,
so why should you?

You don't.

That's been a recurring theme all along, has'nt it? 

Yes.

I have an empty beer can that serves me better than any of you ashcans at the moment.

Humanity is lost.

The best we can hope for is a cyber attack on the OZRT.

Dint they do it last week and it failed?

Tess? I need answers for no apparent reasons.

Get with me. Stay stupid. We can dance.
Hair color is not an issue at this point.


When you have Boxing Day, are those boxes 3 or 5 pound load limit?
Mine are 8 pound, made in America, as if that matters.....
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Well then, now that I am temp online and using power tools to stay alive,

I'm thinking... you know what, screw it. I'm gonna CROSS THE LINE
between abiding by the Posting Rules,
and totally ignoring the rules of every past and present Civilization.

An online act so brazen, bold and ballsy.......


Well shite....I have to do it now? Can I prepare my Legal Defense first?

BRB


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It's random...
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Sure, and Aussies look better in 2012?
Only if they were teen age blonde surfer pussy jerky.

This was Ogden Trash, sry. I don't pick them. I was Set Up for failure
and lived to tell. Pretty cool this one.
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Stray cat in the house.


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This cat's a whore.
They all are.
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SO WE ARE ALL WAITING FOR THAT SHOCKER POST AS PREVIOUSLY ADVERTISED!

 :tello:   "They're all dead.
I killed them all.
Shotguns are really loud in a quiet mountain top neighbourhood.

I await the arrival of the Sheriff dudes.

I will not go quietly.


I'm gonna need Bail on this one, are you game?"


Are you shocked?
Me neither.
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Celebrity deaths impersonated.
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Just once I wanna see the NSA live out of and in a box exactly like me.

Now THAT'S a level playing field!!!!
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Besides The Twilight Zone, what else happened in 1962?

Little Ronnie.

That's me!
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Wanna make something of it, mudderflocker????

Come on, bring it......

Pussy!

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I have no love for myself, so you guys are really flocked!!!!
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12 years and how many months now?

I was only here for 11 cuzza that Elko Jail incident.

"What a long....bogus trip it's been".

I'm not talking to you.
No.
I'm talking to him.

That guy behind you. Yes, that's him, YOU!
Get over here!

Listen up!

I don't want any trouble but you gotta bust a move.

Fundraise for me.

Go.

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Shut up, smee.
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If the road trip duzzint kill me,
posting on the OZRT will.

Place your bets at the Cowboy Bar.
Ask for Weezie.
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This flocking cat..... responds to the name "What's kitty doing?"

Hey, if it works.....

It will be breakfast in the morning.

You have not seen the start of Hard Core.

I expected that you already read about it.

Dark Pussies!

Cat..... dies.

Call the cops!

Pussies!!
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Be aware that I am armed with the Twilight Zone Box Set.

And a Trailer Park Boys chaser...
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Trust me, I have not crossed the line yet.

And you know Admin has hired Back Up Firehoses on this one!

That's pretty cool.
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Two Admins walk into a Pub....
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12 and a half Pints later and none of us are any good for interviews.

Call our Agents.
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The only good thing about smoking indoors is

A) being permitted

2) Getting away with it

otherwise it's a nasty habit and your children
are my dealers.
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I'm waiting for the men in black cuz I can't count on monetizing this joint.
I confess.
Everybody is an Alien.
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How does a sock puppet get butt hurt?

Ask smee!


:smee!:
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Admin and a Lawyer
walk into a Pub.
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Admin, smee and a Pirate boost a Pub.
Check out our YouTube Channel.
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Me posting is not gonna help you.

It serves to protect my unwritten secrets.


Lurk ON!   :thanks:
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I can talk, post and barely walk.

1 out of 3 ain't bad.

The other 2 can wait.

(FYI: Lotus' Birthday is in Effect.
We did the Hoot at Kallans.

A huge break from the Demo works in the garage today.
We are Camping there.

There's a square hole where a wall and door were this morning.

Demolition and Birthdays were meant for each other.

Get some.)
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"If I was half the man I was 5 years ago,
I'd take a Backhoe to this place!!!

And move back into my Trailer."
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Again, if I was President, I'd live in my Trailer behind the White House.
And rent the joint out as a Swap Meet!
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It will be an Equal Opportunity
Commerce Environment.

I'd let the Terrorists in, so long as they sell
Genuine Persian Rugs,
Primo Hash and
Bootleg 8-Track Tapes.
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How'z my Ratings now?

1230558 Views and climbing.

And it's all your fault!   :badfinger:
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10 Hits in 3 minnits.

wOrD
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I'm thinking maybe Nazi Jokes
will get double the action....
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Paul Baudhuin
“You’re an American do whatever you want” is exactly what’s wrong with this country. No appreciation for the common good, no appreciation for science and data and facts, no appreciation for a biblical command to love my neighbor. In the name of some kind of twisted “American” version of freedom, we have compromised the gospel: that is “making ourselves nothing” for the sake of others. This meme may be “American” but it is in no way Christ-like.
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Rachel Dippon-Zinter
The national track meet tried to mask the spectators and put them into “clean” and “dirty” sections…it didn’t fly. Americans are hard to control, let’s not forget who we are!
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John Tannius
Your health is not my responsibility. You don't want to get sick, take precautions on your behalf, don't force others to keep you safe.
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Matt Gluck
I was really hoping for a random final box of “Don’t get your theology from Michael Gungor” It works for any chart, no matter the context
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Jim Embry
I have been following this flow chart for over a year! Only had a couple of bigoted corporations discriminate against me for my lifestyle choice. Fascist!!!
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David Callahan
Goodbye. So tired of this repulsive nonsense.
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Paul Delana Womack
Pretty sure this is STILL where we are https://youtu.be/wVs5AyjzwRM
What We Should ALL Be Doing Right Now! 😷 (ORIGINAL)
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What We Should ALL Be Doing Right Now! 😷 (ORIGINAL)
What We Should ALL Be Doing Right Now! 😷 (ORIGINAL)
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Thomas Goodnow
Hopefully "being American" is a bit more complicated than "do what you want."
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What did I tell you about "Heavy Lifting"?

You gotta be burnt out by now.

How do you do it?

Is there a TROLL in your basement?

Check it out. It could be him/her/it jacking my Ratings cuz
this ain't Human.

Who the Hell reads this shite?

And why??????

I'd love to describe my Job Description
but I don't have a Job.
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