Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2597907 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #13700 on:** May 07, 2021, 07:22:51 AM »

What nickname is written on every NFL football?

The Duke
50%
Correct
Mean Joe
Sweetness
Night Train

Tim Mara founded the New York Giants in 1925, and allowed his young son Wellington (named for the Duke of Wellington, vanquisher of Napoleon) to take part in the games as a ballboy. The players decided to call him the Duke, and the name stuck. Later, when Tim Mara secured a contract with the Wilson company to supply game balls, Chicago Bears coach/owner George Halas suggested they add “The Duke” to the balls in honor of the Maras. This arrangement came to an end when the NFL joined with the AFL in 1970, but when Wellington Mara passed away in 2005, the NFL added “The Duke” back to its footballs as a tribute. These days, many coaches and players refer to the ball itself as just the “duke” — a perfect tribute to a former ballboy.

Source: Smithsonian Magazine | Date Updated: April 27, 2021

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tellomon · « **Reply #13701 on:** May 07, 2021, 07:24:29 AM »

13700 Replies
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tellomon · « **Reply #13702 on:** May 07, 2021, 07:40:41 AM »

Trump Fires Back at Facebook Upholding Ban: 'Radical Left Lunatics are Afraid of the Truth'

https://www.mrctv.org/blog/trump-fires-back-facebook-upholding-ban-radical-left-lunatics-are-afraid-truth

tellomon · « **Reply #13703 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:18:21 AM »

1148440 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #13704 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:23:43 AM »

Media Furious As Florida Gov. DeSantis Blocks Everyone But Fox News From Bill Signing Event

The LYING media got exactly what they deserve!

Journalists for mainstream media outlets were in an uproar when Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a new voting law and blocked the media – except for Fox News – from covering the event.

“The governor gave Fox News, his preferred cable news outlet, an exclusive to broadcast the bill signing ceremony from West Palm Beach on Thursday morning,” the New York Times reported.

As you can imagine, other media outlets were not pleased.

https://thepoliticalinsider.com/media-furious-as-florida-gov-desantis-blocks-everyone-but-fox-news-from-bill-signing-event/?utm_campaign=TPI05062021BR1&utm_source=criticalimpact&utm_medium=email&utm_content=92c64eb985bc01c2a6473c7b9fa19141&source=TPICI

*smee* · « **Reply #13705 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:26:01 AM »

Brumby , dont needle us about the hedge hog stuff

tellomon · « **Reply #13706 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:34:09 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #13707 on:** May 07, 2021, 11:03:55 AM »

1148526 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #13708 on:** May 07, 2021, 11:12:46 AM »

Departmentally.

Departphysically.

Departure from Reality.

Aww, just some words.
What good are they?

What have they ever done for me?

Go ask Tessa.

If you ask smee, check his spelling, will ya?

tellomon · « **Reply #13709 on:** May 07, 2021, 11:18:31 AM »

PREPARE TO FIELD HURT FEELINGS
https://snip.ly/5y7c73#https://breakingnewsalerts.com/governor-desantis-hits-hard-signs-big-florida-law-for-2022-election/

tellomon · « **Reply #13710 on:** May 07, 2021, 11:33:25 AM »

I GET EMAIL

Hi Ron, it's Dr. Feelgood...

Doctors have no clue how to help people with low libido. (But they say they do)

All they do is pass out a “little blue pill” like candy… (For a "Price")

Even though that drug can have SERIOUS side-effects – like vision loss or heart attacks. (Or acne)

So what can you do if you miss making love with your partner? (Here comes The Pitch)

Simple:

Sprinkle this jungle spice in your morning cereal. SNAKE OIL

A study published in the International Journal of Andrology discovered this little-known spice can quickly increase testosterone by 35%... SNAKE OIL

Which is a pretty big deal because… (watch THIS)

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Even better - a little extra testosterone will give you muscles without exercise. Because it's SNAKE OIL !!!

[Message terminated]

tellomon · « **Reply #13711 on:** May 07, 2021, 12:13:48 PM »

" You know, I don't get FEEDBACK, Dialog, Argument, Hate Mail or Respect here.

[smee is no consolation unless you like mis-matched socks without a face and the others are hosing off in Nutrella. Admin is the Ring Leader. Norty Fake Red Head she is!!! That's how things dysfunction around here.
So, we can all do better, but why?]

I am the Hermit that you made.

Good work. Nice Job. Whatever.
The US Government pays me to saty home to do this. Have you been reading about this? It's more Socialist to stay home than go to work. Me? Just in time. I'm too broken to work and too cynical to work for anybody cuz they either don't pay or are abusive.
I've been around the World *, and peeps are all the same.
Not cool, Poseurs or Demons. IMHO.
The Fine Folks are found as you read between the lines.
Aussie are swell, if they're not burning, flooding or getting stabbed by a fish. (OK ok,, RIP Steve "Crikey" Irwin. I'm sorry you dint see my videos or friend me on facebook.)

(At the Pub, the Waitress kissed me, before the TIP. Ever see the South Park episode "Raisins") "

Raisins is one of my favorite episodes of South Park. It is also one of the sadder episodes. Wendy decides she wants to break up with Stan. Stan then becomes really depressed and tries to get Wendy back but he simply cannot. The boys then take him to "Raisins" (a Hooters-like Restaurant).

Butters then falls in love with a girl there but she only wants him for his money (he gives her good tips).

Stan still cannot get over Wendy and becomes an Emo. There are plenty of funny scenes in this episode but it also shows how you feel after a break up.

The mix of comedy, drama and romance makes Raisins one of my favorite episodes.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0705956/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYmcgch2cqY&t=4s

* Not ALL of it, but I do did get out....

tellomon · « **Reply #13712 on:** May 07, 2021, 12:22:51 PM »

So check it out: Life imitates
South Park!

My Waitress is Jacklyn.
She only loves when I go in the Joint.

I'm afraid to bring her home.
She's the sort to start cleaning around here.

I LIKE MY FILTH. It's a Hermit Thang. LOL

tellomon · « **Reply #13713 on:** May 07, 2021, 01:05:40 PM »

1148600 Views

In the Current World Market, LOVE is Optional. Pretty sad....

tellomon · « **Reply #13714 on:** May 07, 2021, 01:11:48 PM »

What are the ODDS that Fluffy Ducky is a LURKER???

Admin knows, won't tell and all bets are OFF!

tellomon · « **Reply #13715 on:** May 07, 2021, 01:12:46 PM »

1148601 Views WOO HOO!!! One HIT in 7 minnits. Better than fishing!

tellomon · « **Reply #13716 on:** May 07, 2021, 01:23:56 PM »

US VP Harris won't visit the Border.

[name withheld] won't ~~breach~~ inspect my studio and confiscate incriminating evidence.

Unlike Harris, [name withheld] holds Atomic Power in the click of the link:

Maybe [name withheld] should stage a coup around Yankee Territory!!!

I'd suck-up to that, as long as it's chocolate!

And A REAL BLONDE.... not that fake Red Head Poseur that was previously falsely advertised on this site!.

tellomon · « **Reply #13717 on:** May 07, 2021, 01:38:25 PM »

Water is food. Have you learned nothing here?

The BEST reason for Humanity to perish is when it fails on all levels.

All yer fault.

Ha-haaa,, flock orf and make your way to Sugarloaf.

I have Candy.

All 12 pieces of it.

Take a number and die.

BTW: This is not fun cuz you won't play with me.

My life is better cuz you won't.

THAT'S FREEDOM, BABY!

tellomon · « **Reply #13718 on:** May 07, 2021, 01:52:18 PM »

" As I said before: LOL, FO and slither away.

Then die.

Or, get a job, make a lot of money and post on the Internet for free.

The Dick Corral has a space for you. "

www.Tessahavoc.com/store

Hmmm… can't reach this page

No surprise there!

tellomon · « **Reply #13719 on:** May 07, 2021, 01:59:27 PM »

I got a T-shirt in the mail today.
I don't remember buying it online.
Its BLACK and nice.
It fits.
I LIKE it, so FELAFEL U HATERS!

Tell a Racist!

tellomon · « **Reply #13720 on:** May 07, 2021, 02:05:24 PM »

This site is soooo LAME here,
Most of the Lurkers know one HATER or more but they are not one by choice.
They are Lame. By choice.

Unless it comes from here....

ALL LURKERS ARE HATER-LOVERS OR JUST LAME. HOW DO THEY HAVE A JOB?
Are they Online at all or do they have a geek doing their dirty silence work, slamming my Ratings???

1148683 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #13721 on:** May 07, 2021, 02:11:13 PM »

Like I care....

tellomon · « **Reply #13722 on:** May 07, 2021, 02:12:32 PM »

I care about digesting that BLT I had at the Pub....

*smee* · « **Reply #13723 on:** May 07, 2021, 02:17:33 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on May 07, 2021, 01:59:27 PM

I got a T-shirt in the mail today.
I don't remember buying it online.
Its BLACK and nice.
It fits.
I LIKE it, so FELAFEL U HATERS!

Tell a Racist!

Black shirts matter

tellomon · « **Reply #13724 on:** May 07, 2021, 02:19:26 PM »

MOTHER'S DAY CONFESSION

When Bev died, Hell built an ADD-ON for her.

No forwarding address.

No Mom chat here, unless it's about yours.

tellomon · « **Reply #13725 on:** May 07, 2021, 03:05:20 PM »

In retrospect, it was frightening.

I watch Hitler TV, and then Bev comes in to do a HITLER move on my Brother and I.

We saw that.

I rebelled first.

4 or 5 years later, Ricky got on board with REBELLION.
(That's when Mom cut off his ticket to UCLA and he had to transfer to shite Town U. Brutal.
He took it, and then spoke up about it.)

That's what put Bev over the edge.
She taught herself to reject reality. It was obvious....

And she was a Church Lady. The bastion of a scoundrel! Don't tell me shite!!!... I lived with it!

She wanted to adopt Puppets, and they evolved into MEN.
That stupid b*%ch flipped out! And she wanted to divorce Dad for sticking up for his Boys!
He died before she had a chance. Yeah, we hate BEV!

A lot of Social Education right there, me Amigos!

Not Motherly material..
And we hate her RITEOUSLY! The whole Fam Damily!!!

A Family Survivalist statement.

Mother's Day....pfffttt...MAKE IT COUNT, AZZHULES!!!!! Days are numbered. Go fishing!

Use Grubs if Nightcrawlers don't work.

tellomon · « **Reply #13726 on:** May 07, 2021, 03:22:46 PM »

BTW: FK BEV!!!!!!!

The best thing she ever did for me was DIE!

That's how I got 1 Million Dollars.

I dint need any help losing it. It's published!
But..just get Bev done and gone, that Churchie piece of Hypocracy and shite!

tellomon · « **Reply #13727 on:** May 07, 2021, 03:28:39 PM »

mothers day is not for me thx!

tellomon · « **Reply #13728 on:** May 07, 2021, 03:36:03 PM »

Mental Illness is a Team Sport .

They are ganging up on the Clue Crew.

Better to arm up than foot out.

More colorful video that way.

FK Freaks!

I want to watch them, not LIVE WITH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #13729 on:** May 07, 2021, 03:39:26 PM »

And those goddam Lesbos here are pretty really bad as a nominal species specimen.

They hate the Caretaker (Me) and they cannot recycle.
And they complain when I do my job.

I want to stuff their heads into a vat of smarts
and I'm all out of vats.

WARNING: FELAFELEN mILLENIALS ARE A THREAT TO OUR WAY OF LIFE. THEY MUST BE EDUCATED RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. NO POS FEEDBACK TO THE SCHOOLS, YOU AZZHULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You made these reprobates, unleashed them upon our world and you want accolades?

Here ya go ya bloody blighters!

tellomon · « **Reply #13730 on:** May 07, 2021, 03:48:18 PM »

Check out the Food Chain.
Everything before dribbles down to you.

New hires? They have all have the smarts of a pinball machine
or online gambling.

Show them what to do, how to do it,
and they say it's gonna break a fingernail.

WE ARE DOOMED!

tellomon · « **Reply #13731 on:** May 07, 2021, 03:50:26 PM »

This is not a personal rant.

It's news.

So FELAFEL U!

tellomon · « **Reply #13732 on:** May 07, 2021, 04:01:25 PM »

NICE GOING AMERICA.

I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE I GOT OFF OF YOUR CRAZY TRAIN OF THOUGHT IN 1970!

tellomon · « **Reply #13733 on:** May 07, 2021, 04:05:33 PM »

And yes, me and my kind are forever branded as "SUBVERSIVES",
while the REAL Cozmic Criminals carry on with biz as usual.

Ever watch The X-Files?

Ya tried to read the tello files?
I know, it's a brutal task, one that Meer Mortals are not expected to honor and cherish.

So back away ya Limeys. Maybe smee will come about shortly and sort this out accordingly, right then....

tellomon · « **Reply #13734 on:** May 07, 2021, 04:27:39 PM »

UN-edited junk fb post. I know this person. You don't. She's a Tobey! I met her when we were in diapers. There were ISSUES on that one!

Diane Franssen is at Franssens Lil Piece of Heaven In Paradise on the Greens.
4h · Helendale, CA ·
I really need a life. Lol The cat and I enjoy sitting outside. Only if I was young again, I'd go play in the sprinklers. 👙
20 Comments
Bonnie Robinson
GIF
· Reply · 4h
Diane Franssen
Bonnie Robinson I'd so love to sleep outside like that and stare at the stars, but...afraid of the wild life at night. 🦝🐇🦨🦆🕷🪳🐿🐆🦊🐕🐱
· Reply · 3h
Write a reply…

Valeri Peters Wagner
Don't let age stop you.
· Reply · 4h
Diane Franssen
Valeri Peters Wagner I'd first roll down the hill and hurt myself b4 I got to the sprinklers lol
· Reply · 4h
Valeri Peters Wagner
Diane Franssen we have flat land come on over
· Reply · 4h
Diane Franssen
Valeri Peters Wagner I'd hurt myself there too. I got 2 left feet
· Reply · 3h
Valeri Peters Wagner
Diane Franssen I practice falling at least once a month so I can handle it.
· Reply · 3h
Diane Franssen
Valeri Peters Wagner no thank you! The girls would put me in a home. Lol
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Tammy Dennis Malimban
And tippie toe thru the tulips
· Reply · 4h
Karen Masterson
Diane seems like you have a wonderful life, enjoying the serenity! Can I come over to play? 🥴🤪🤪??
· Reply · 2h
Ron Tello Culley
She's faking it. She stole my riffs.

Ron Tello Culley
Tennis Balls. Any Court, Anywhere, Anytime. Send a car.
· Reply · 7m
Ron Tello Culley
Ya know.. when ya post on the Net, yer gonna get a Ron sometime or more....
· Reply · 5m
Ron Tello Culley
Oh, pardon me. Are we supposed to act like adults here? I got the wrong address. LOL TOBEY!!!!
· Reply · 2m
Ron Tello Culley
Oh poor Tobey, too crashed out to see her house guests to the door. I'll show myself IN to the Bar. See ya! In the afternoon?

tellomon · « **Reply #13735 on:** May 07, 2021, 04:33:59 PM »

" Too much history, this one. Good thing I wear baggy pants.. room enuff to pack this rubbish."

tellomon · « **Reply #13736 on:** May 07, 2021, 04:43:18 PM »

Hey Tobey! Is that your face or are ya signaling tuna into your nets?

I caught king crab with my smirk today!

tellomon · « **Reply #13737 on:** May 07, 2021, 04:50:52 PM »

And that's all I got for today.
Keep yer hands out of my parasite formulae.
I'm planning on taking over the world, one Ghetto at a time.

I'm starting with The White House.

tellomon · « **Reply #13738 on:** May 07, 2021, 05:00:46 PM »

A horse with a broken leg in the prairie gets "put down" (Bullet to the head).

A man down on the prairie is a Larvated Boy Scout, good luck with that!

Eat Snacky Smores!

tellomon · « **Reply #13739 on:** May 07, 2021, 05:10:21 PM »

Holy shite!
I'm eating Internet Food.

I'm concerned about how that may appear on my Profile.

Comments at risk.

What's worse is... I don't have functional teeth.

The bad teeth are the work of a government HACK!

And I don't trust them, you or myself.

Playing Field: Level !

tellomon · « **Reply #13740 on:** May 07, 2021, 05:19:31 PM »

Oh pls, go ahead and test me.

How starved was I until I slaughtered the Food Stamps system?

Silly.

The Truth was far more uncivilized.

Am I alive to tell?

Not so about it all. I have issue of secrecy, and...other stuff....

They wern't bodies. I took their Souls and made paper out of them, then I continued to Journal.

RECYCLE--REPURPOSE--RE-USE !!!

iT'S NOT A REQUEST.

Remember, I did America and my shoes stink.

If/when I get better shoes, I suspect they will fail me, hate me and tell on me.
Robot Narc Shoes.
THX for that uncontrolled Hi Tech Indignation, you MOFOS!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #13741 on:** May 07, 2021, 05:28:21 PM »

BEER MURDER ALERT!!!!

I'm @ my last Cold One, I've had my limit and ~~ready~~ primed to collide with a ground surface,
and for a nightcap I'm gonna pop the lastie last of the Tilties and hope/watch for the worst.

No biggie. I still live better than you, especially when I don't go to Stupid Town.
We have a bus. You have yo mamma' car. Wash it before you return home, scumbag....

tellomon · « **Reply #13742 on:** May 07, 2021, 05:42:03 PM »

Aww fk!
I drew my ciggie lighter
and came up with Police-Grade Pepper Spray.

It's legal, but that's not an issue at the moment...

The cat hates me again, now.

tellomon · « **Reply #13743 on:** May 07, 2021, 05:49:50 PM »

IF YOU ARE NOT READING THE TELLO FILES
you are NOT reading at all.
It has PICTURES!
Color Blind? Not my area of expertise. Sry!

tellomon · « **Reply #13744 on:** May 07, 2021, 05:52:37 PM »

1148820 Views and the truth is not here for you at the moment....1148820
Have a tool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNjBYy-ZpD0

It can be PR0N in they eyes of the Libs. Life is an offense to them, and I'm here to remind them to choke on their own spew.

There's nothing wrong with a hydraulic erection in the shop.
It would be wrong if it dint happen.

tellomon · « **Reply #13745 on:** May 07, 2021, 05:58:58 PM »

Headlines
Mark Levin sounds off on Biden’s ‘radical’ agenda in scathing rant

http://patriotpowerednews.com/mark-levin-sounds-off-on-bidens-radical-agenda-in-scathing-rant/

tellomon · « **Reply #13746 on:** May 07, 2021, 06:13:24 PM »

I want to disclose one thing at the moment:

Pot. Stinky, robust and mine.

Hold on...I gotta light it up.

Ooops! There goes my face!

smee will be glad to hear this.

FELAFELEN Blighter, duzzint even try to face up to the facts.
Aussies are UNDERACHIEVERS if ya out them!

Almost a DENTAL RECORDS MOMENT!

tellomon · « **Reply #13747 on:** May 07, 2021, 06:24:03 PM »

What does this button on my keyboard do?

tellomon · « **Reply #13748 on:** May 07, 2021, 06:25:50 PM »

It's OK...it's Nevada!

First Strike.... Last to leave....

tellomon · « **Reply #13749 on:** May 07, 2021, 07:27:20 PM »

Where's ADMIN when YOU need them most?

Personally, I respect Admin but I don't like their job performance
when the hand of doom reaches out to me.

Why can't SHE bust smee's chops cuz his spelling sucks?
I feel discrim is in the air...

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2597907 times)