Author Topic: Tello Shop . 101 (Read 30979 times)

*smee* · « **Reply #50 on:** December 11, 2020, 11:33:13 AM »

Never try and remove a facial pimple with an angle grinder

tellomon · « **Reply #51 on:** December 11, 2020, 05:41:39 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on December 11, 2020, 11:24:31 AM

Bought myself a nail gun for Christmas

Too bad ya can't return it now that it's being held as Evidence in a Tool and Work-related Crime.

They have already rounded up all the usual idiot suspects. The smart ones had decent alibis and bounced.

tellomon · « **Reply #52 on:** December 11, 2020, 05:45:01 PM »

So, hey smee! Are we shifting into Rotten.com Gear?

tellomon · « **Reply #53 on:** December 11, 2020, 05:48:59 PM »

I believe I am deluded to think that this joint is a Family Friendly Internet Destination.

I intended to say something about "DISFUNCTIONAL" in the mix.

Got that?

*smee* · « **Reply #54 on:** December 11, 2020, 06:13:26 PM »

You cant hide from the real world

Some bad things happen

tellomon · « **Reply #55 on:** December 11, 2020, 06:40:54 PM »

Duh....

Preach it somewhere else, thx!

tellomon · « **Reply #56 on:** December 17, 2020, 08:22:56 PM »

Attention class.
Now hear this:

Group Effort. 2 Teams.

One weekend of your choice.

Build this:

https://www.instructables.com/How-to-build-a-rain-water-collector/

tellomon · « **Reply #57 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:41:42 AM »

4758 Views on a Junk Thread? Again?

*CountessA* · « **Reply #58 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:44:05 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #59 on:** February 15, 2021, 10:22:25 PM »

12 years in this Racket and I'm still hungry.

How about we share a sawdust and mustard sammich?

tellomon · « **Reply #60 on:** February 15, 2021, 10:25:17 PM »

4902 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #61 on:** September 14, 2022, 07:36:20 AM »

Hi and welcome back!

Tool Crib is in my kitchen.

Kitchen is a tool crib.

I can scramble eggs with a weedwhacker
and spackle with a spatula.

Not recommended for mortals. (THAT'S YOU!)

*CountessA* · « **Reply #62 on:** September 14, 2022, 03:14:48 PM »

Weedkiller smoothie - not my thing.

tellomon · « **Reply #63 on:** September 14, 2022, 05:11:58 PM »

Your THING is a mystery.

There's no catering to that here.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #64 on:** September 15, 2022, 01:14:35 PM »

Between the obvious and a mystery lies a vast landscape, un paysage inscrutable.

tellomon · « **Reply #65 on:** September 15, 2022, 04:34:55 PM »

Between the street lamp and my front porch, there is a Market.

Can I get you something?

*CountessA* · « **Reply #66 on:** September 16, 2022, 11:24:56 PM »

A club sandwich as they make them in Beechworth, Victoria.

tellomon · « **Reply #67 on:** September 17, 2022, 12:53:55 PM »

You want Fries with that?

*CountessA* · « **Reply #68 on:** September 29, 2022, 04:52:00 PM »

No, I want a beesting with that. (The baked one.)

tellomon · « **Reply #69 on:** January 03, 2023, 01:26:24 PM »

You are a beautiful woman.
Don't compromise it all on an insect deli.

*smee* · « **Reply #70 on:** January 03, 2023, 08:31:10 PM »

Get one from Gisborne

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