Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2701526 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #11150 on:** March 13, 2021, 08:22:42 PM »

Remember what Brum6y said?

He's talking about YOU.
Then me.

Knucklehead.

*224*

tellomon · « **Reply #11151 on:** March 13, 2021, 08:37:43 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #11152 on:** March 13, 2021, 08:45:31 PM »

See the Music?
That's "Confession Tunes".

tellomon · « **Reply #11153 on:** March 13, 2021, 08:53:34 PM »

Telling the Truth
is a
Public Service
when the recipient
is at risk.

A gentle Heads Up
can go a long way.

tellomon · « **Reply #11154 on:** March 13, 2021, 09:03:10 PM »

Who was the youngest ever TIME Person of the Year?

The youngest individual ever to be named TIME’s Person of the Year is climate activist Greta Thunberg. She was selected in 2019 at the age of 16.

The magazine lauded her efforts to raise awareness about the looming threat of climate change, writing: “Her message is one the Boomers would have recognized in the 1960s: Our elders have sold us out. The system isn’t working. The time to act is now. Perhaps even more drastically than it did in 1966, the world is changing, and the young are the ones who see what’s happening.”

The previous record-holder for youngest recipient was aviator Charles Lindbergh, who was chosen in 1927 at the age of 25.

Source: TIME | Date Updated: March 9, 2021

*smee* · « **Reply #11155 on:** March 13, 2021, 09:15:04 PM »

You stole her childhood

tellomon · « **Reply #11156 on:** March 13, 2021, 09:17:31 PM »

Psychological Home Defense

Run a roll around the crib
and POW!
Enter and die.

tellomon · « **Reply #11157 on:** March 13, 2021, 09:19:42 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on March 13, 2021, 09:15:04 PM

You stole her childhood

It's too late to whinge about it now.

Dammit Man! Make a point
and sharpen it.

*smee* · « **Reply #11158 on:** March 13, 2021, 09:39:42 PM »

Do you think Loueys family have noticed him missing yet ?

Expect a knock on the door from Lenny Briscoe

tellomon · « **Reply #11159 on:** March 14, 2021, 09:53:02 AM »

Hi smee.

sry for the delay.

Sherry's lappy took a digger last morning.

Fixed it.
Pull the battery.
It worked.

Now, seeing how Louie is your newest character fixation
let me say:

He cleared the deck excellently for 50 bucks USD
and Briscoe is a character too.

You? Yer a sock without a face
until further evidence is produced.

Mook. Hump. Skel. That's Lenny talkin'.

tellomon · « **Reply #11160 on:** March 14, 2021, 11:30:52 AM »

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*smee* · « **Reply #11161 on:** March 14, 2021, 11:37:34 AM »

So ,youve been using Sherrys lappie for a week? Maybe a fortnight? and youve buggared it already

Some people dont deserve the internet

tellomon · « **Reply #11162 on:** March 14, 2021, 11:56:54 AM »

Bentonite clay

https://mypatriotsupply.com/blogs/scout/12-survival-uses-for-bentonite-clay?utm_source=bm23&utm_medium=email&utm_term=12+Survival+Uses+for+Bentonite+Clay+%C2%BB&utm_content=You+Won%E2%80%99t+Believe+What+This+Often+Overlooked+Survival+Item+Can+Do+For+You&utm_campaign=3.10.21+Scout+-+12+Survival+Uses+for+Bentonite+Clay&_bta_tid=255472480483563452866720418221692148961570822001737241619347562364771319553074001531955224773457923

tellomon · « **Reply #11163 on:** March 14, 2021, 12:14:28 PM »

I'm in love with electricity
which pushes my TV
which plays SVU on HULU.

I'm hooked. Addicted. Fd up TV OD.

Life is not good.

TV is.

And snow removal.

Sherry! I'm keeping HULU. I'll pay for it with Government funds!
I paid Louie! THX!

tellomon · « **Reply #11164 on:** March 14, 2021, 12:24:08 PM »

I live a most unusual life.

I don't mind
"Moving down in The World".

It's expected for everyone.

My gig is I ain't whinging about it
and I live better than the Middle Class
cuz they have screaming brats and I don't.

Now how do you hate me?

tellomon · « **Reply #11165 on:** March 14, 2021, 12:31:57 PM »

Yes, I am rubbing your nose in my delight.

You come here looking for reasons to kill yourselves
and this is it.

I live like I like to live (working out charmingly as you know)
and you are off with your own devices.

Suicide is a mortal sin.

You have to be murdered.

Don't call me, I won't call you.

FreeLoaders!!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #11166 on:** March 14, 2021, 12:36:04 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #11167 on:** March 14, 2021, 12:48:02 PM »

Pay the Gate Keeper.
(This is another bold attempt at Fund Raising, you Morons!)

tellomon · « **Reply #11168 on:** March 14, 2021, 12:57:22 PM »

Elaine Karle
Just too darn cute!

Antoinette M McKellar
This is so stinking adorable

Ron Tello Culley
Dogs get more Press than people all the time. Cats are upset.

tellomon · « **Reply #11169 on:** March 14, 2021, 01:03:59 PM »

Gentlemen, may we gather around and hear this?

When a Lynch Mob of women come after you,
the first thing to do is
cut to commercial.

tellomon · « **Reply #11170 on:** March 14, 2021, 01:12:30 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on March 14, 2021, 11:37:34 AM

So ,youve been using Sherrys lappie for a week? Maybe a fortnight? and youve buggared it already

Some people dont deserve the internet

Are you talking to me o Faceless one?

I got my cluster in group.
How dare you dare?
Things are built to fall apart, including computers and crime victims.

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #11171 on:** March 14, 2021, 01:17:14 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on March 13, 2021, 08:22:42 PM

Remember what Brum6y said?

He's talking about YOU.
Then me.

Knucklehead.

You got the order wrong there, sunshine.

tellomon · « **Reply #11172 on:** March 14, 2021, 01:17:54 PM »

Frankly, I believe the Mouth of The Family
at smee's house is his inflatable wife.

smee is a tool, but aren't we all?

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #11173 on:** March 14, 2021, 01:18:54 PM »

You'd know.

tellomon · « **Reply #11174 on:** March 14, 2021, 01:20:05 PM »

So, what do ya want Brum6y?

Blood?
Money USD?
Apologies?

Add to cart.

I know too much. That's why I spread the germ of smarts on the web.
Loosens the load of burden.

tellomon · « **Reply #11175 on:** March 14, 2021, 01:26:34 PM »

Call me Sunshine again and I will
refer to you as
Dark Horse.

Don't test me.

Teal.

"The Dark Horse took a Teal for the worst".

tellomon · « **Reply #11176 on:** March 14, 2021, 01:33:06 PM »

BTW, until further chatter emerges.....
I am having more fun and quality of life than you.

Envy?

Get lost.
I don't wanna hear what I already know.

tellomon · « **Reply #11177 on:** March 14, 2021, 01:36:01 PM »

This is not gonna last.
I know that.
Wallow in the moment today.
Chop firewood tomorrow.

tellomon · « **Reply #11178 on:** March 14, 2021, 01:42:01 PM »

Not bad for a Political Refugee from
the War-Torn Nation of Nevada.

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #11179 on:** March 14, 2021, 02:03:04 PM »

Meh. I've been called a dark horse before.

First time was when I turned up at my high school farewell with a date, who was a beautiful young lady. Nobody ever expected that from quiet, old me. It was quite the compliment.

tellomon · « **Reply #11180 on:** March 14, 2021, 02:30:06 PM »

The truth about the government being ‘here to help’ is one of the dirtiest secrets in the great American Book of Secrets. The gruesome reality is that you are worth more to the Government DEAD, than alive. Especially if the IRS doesn’t make a lot of tax dollars off of you. In fact, you’re a spreadsheet liability if you’re on welfare, food stamps, or some other socialist dole program.

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tellomon · « **Reply #11181 on:** March 14, 2021, 02:45:53 PM »

"High School is not 4 years of schooling.
It is a State of Mind."

-Frank Zappa

*smee* · « **Reply #11182 on:** March 14, 2021, 03:49:08 PM »

Frank is well know for inventing these ...right?

tellomon · « **Reply #11183 on:** March 14, 2021, 09:37:36 PM »

Wrong.

*smee* · « **Reply #11184 on:** March 14, 2021, 09:42:29 PM »

I dont think so Tim

tellomon · « **Reply #11185 on:** March 14, 2021, 09:59:30 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #11186 on:** March 14, 2021, 10:01:41 PM »

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*smee* · « **Reply #11187 on:** March 14, 2021, 10:20:53 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on March 14, 2021, 09:59:30 PM

Tim?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyMDgVZJ7oU

tellomon · « **Reply #11188 on:** March 14, 2021, 10:34:18 PM »

Wow, that was informative.
All 1.3 seconds of it.

tellomon · « **Reply #11189 on:** March 14, 2021, 10:48:56 PM »

8 Diseases That Are The Most Deadly In The World

#1 smeesles

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*CountessA* · « **Reply #11190 on:** March 15, 2021, 12:58:35 AM »

Play nicely, children.

I've too much to do to bother with the Spoon of Global Spanking.

tellomon · « **Reply #11191 on:** March 15, 2021, 01:09:31 AM »

Spank smee.

Get it on video
and post it!

So anyway, who let you loose
with the Discipline Squad?

This is a cheap joint
with low-value potential.

Nice.

Thx for dropping in, ya Freak!

tellomon · « **Reply #11192 on:** March 15, 2021, 01:24:13 AM »

One of the most "Chilling" moments
in great TV cop shows
is when the Captain says (loudly):

"Benson, Stabler,
in my office, NOW".

It's always a "Reaming Session".

Brutal.

Ya gotta feel for them.
I do.

tellomon · « **Reply #11193 on:** March 15, 2021, 01:37:09 AM »

The most notable online input stimulation I get
in my adventures of Absurdity:

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Yahoo
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Inbox

Oz Round Table <ozroundtable@hotmail.com>
To:
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Sun, Mar 14 at 6:58 AM

A reply has been posted to a topic you are watching by *CountessA*.

View the reply at: http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.new;topicseen#new

tellomon · « **Reply #11194 on:** March 15, 2021, 01:41:15 AM »

More exciting than a visiting nurse in a morgue.

tellomon · « **Reply #11195 on:** March 15, 2021, 01:51:02 AM »

Ya gotta love the creative "Psych Defenses".

They only work if the Prosecution
is more fkd up than you.

tellomon · « **Reply #11196 on:** March 15, 2021, 02:20:59 AM »

Joanne Simoni Norton is looking for recommendations.
ISO someone to immediately install some lattice board around the perimeter of an outside deck area so that animals cannot get under the deck. Thanks in advance 🙂

Adam Meeker
Pm sent

Ron Tello Culley
Louie Farfan (Louie LIKES this post)

Ron Tello Culley
I got your back, Louie!

smee should be salivating now...

tellomon · « **Reply #11197 on:** March 15, 2021, 02:33:02 AM »

Elderly woman tackled for refusing to mask 1 day after Texas lifted mandate

(ZEROHEDGE) – Early on in the pandemic “lockdowns” it was sadly an all too familiar scene to see people getting arrested over standoffs that ensued when patrons of businesses refused to wear a mask. But in Texas despite Governor Greg Abbott having lifted the mask mandate and opened the state back up “100%” it’s still happening, apparently.

The mask mandate was lifted statewide on March 10, but the very next day on Thursday a 65-year old Texas woman found herself being tackled to the ground by police after being told by a Galveston Bank of America branch to mask up.

Abbott had left it up to businesses or any premises on private property to decide if they want to require masks or not. The Republican governor explained in his announcement early this month, “If businesses don’t feel safe opening, they should not be required to.”

https://patriotpowernews.com/2021/03/14/elderly-woman-tackled-for-refusing-to-mask-1-day-after-texas-lifted-mandate/

tellomon · « **Reply #11198 on:** March 15, 2021, 02:41:50 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #11199 on:** March 15, 2021, 03:29:18 AM »

News:

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