Author Topic: Blatant hijacking - into the "Sin Bin" (Read 370789 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #550 on:** October 21, 2009, 09:56:35 AM »

Oh now YOU are the "Come Back Kid"....

Proof in the pudding, coming up....

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #551 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:00:12 AM »

this place reminds me of "corner gas"

tellomon · « **Reply #552 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:05:20 AM »

Go check the Sin Bin and see how many thousands of posts went from here to there, OVERNIGHT!!!

C):-{= <" word "<<

tellomon · « **Reply #553 on:** October 21, 2009, 12:18:03 PM »

Mods got a fast trigger finger today!

Show your face!
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1132.0

tellomon · « **Reply #554 on:** October 22, 2009, 04:40:08 PM »

You flocker!

I read what's been on the internet for the last 10 years......

C):-{= <" so flock you! "<<

*Yibida* · « **Reply #555 on:** October 23, 2009, 10:41:16 AM »

Time in Montello, Nevada

Current local time in Montello, Elko County, Nevada

Local time
04:41:11 PM, Thursday 22, October 2009 PDT

tellomon · « **Reply #556 on:** October 23, 2009, 10:43:30 AM »

Use yer webcams to see what I'm wearing.

(Hint: not a .22)

*Yibida* · « **Reply #557 on:** October 23, 2009, 02:50:20 PM »

Time in Montello, Nevada Current local time in Montello, Elko County, Nevada Local time 08:56:33 PM, Thursday 22, October 2009 PDT

*Yibida* · « **Reply #558 on:** October 23, 2009, 02:53:01 PM »

Time in Montello, Nevada Current local time in Montello, Elko County, Nevada Local time 08:46:36 PM, Thursday 22, October 2009 PDT

*Yibida* · « **Reply #559 on:** October 23, 2009, 03:14:43 PM »

Time in Montello, Nevada Current local time in Montello, Elko County, Nevada Local time 09:12:36 PM, Thursday 22, October 2009 PDT

tellomon · « **Reply #560 on:** October 23, 2009, 03:49:02 PM »

Time in Montello, Nevada Current local time in Montello, Elko County, Nevada Local time 08:56:33 PM, Thursday 22, October 2009 PDT

:rifle:

tellomon · « **Reply #561 on:** October 23, 2009, 04:30:44 PM »

:tongueincheek:

Time in Montello, Nevada Current local time in Montello, Elko County, Nevada Local time 08:46:36 PM, Thursday 22, October 2009 PDT

"I'm a moron!!!"

cueperkins · « **Reply #562 on:** October 23, 2009, 04:43:46 PM »

cueperkins · « **Reply #563 on:** October 23, 2009, 04:45:00 PM »

*Yibida* · « **Reply #564 on:** October 23, 2009, 04:49:22 PM »

************Time in Montello, Nevada Current local time in Montello, Elko County, Nevada Local time 10:44:25 PM, Thursday 22, October 2009 PDT ************

tellomon · « **Reply #565 on:** October 23, 2009, 04:49:45 PM »

thwacker!

*Yibida* · « **Reply #566 on:** October 23, 2009, 08:28:46 PM »

*Yibida* · « **Reply #567 on:** October 23, 2009, 08:32:54 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #568 on:** October 24, 2009, 02:30:29 AM »

:rifle: :chainsaw:

tellomon · « **Reply #569 on:** October 24, 2009, 02:33:51 AM »

Quote from: Yibida - Batteries not included. on October 23, 2009, 04:49:22 PM

************Time in Montello, Nevada Current local time in Montello, Elko County, Nevada Local time 10:44:25 PM, Thursday 22, October 2009 PDT ************

:rifle: :chainsaw:

tellomon · « **Reply #570 on:** October 24, 2009, 02:47:30 AM »

:rifle: :chainsaw:

*Yibida* · « **Reply #571 on:** October 24, 2009, 04:02:52 PM »

May as well wait here for you guy's cos this is were we're gunna end up anyway...

tellomon · « **Reply #572 on:** October 24, 2009, 04:47:07 PM »

Quote from: Yibida - Batteries not included. on October 24, 2009, 04:02:52 PM

May as well wait here for you guy's cos this is were we're gunna end up anyway...

Jonestown.

*Yibida* · « **Reply #573 on:** October 24, 2009, 04:55:23 PM »

Try and keep it happy dude...we don't want a downer..

tellomon · « **Reply #574 on:** October 24, 2009, 05:33:21 PM »

Idjit! YOU are a downer.

*Yibida* · « **Reply #575 on:** October 24, 2009, 05:36:58 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #576 on:** October 24, 2009, 05:40:14 PM »

Quote from: Yibida - Batteries not included. on October 24, 2009, 05:36:58 PM

*Yibida* · « **Reply #577 on:** October 25, 2009, 11:41:44 AM »

Don't think that little dig went unnoticed cue ..."Chaos music..." { added to archives for possible future action }

tellomon · « **Reply #578 on:** October 25, 2009, 11:55:20 AM »

Yeah! We could use some "action"!

All this serious biz is stuffing me up.....

cueperkins · « **Reply #579 on:** October 25, 2009, 02:56:36 PM »

I suggested we boogy yesterday...Yib had a headache remember?....Boring !!!

cueperkins · « **Reply #580 on:** October 25, 2009, 02:57:02 PM »

*Yibida* · « **Reply #581 on:** October 25, 2009, 10:48:24 PM »

And today's my anniversary so I'm nailed again !... 29 years and no chance of early release for good behavior !

*r3830* · « **Reply #582 on:** October 25, 2009, 10:51:34 PM »

Good to see ya Yib. Did you know that you only get eleven years for murder???

*Yibida* · « **Reply #583 on:** October 25, 2009, 10:54:34 PM »

Quote from: r3830 on October 25, 2009, 10:51:34 PM

Good to see ya Yib. Did you know that you only get eleven years for murder???

Hi r.. guess I should have murdered 3 peeps then?...I would have been out by now ...LOLOL

*r3830* · « **Reply #584 on:** October 25, 2009, 10:57:22 PM »

Congrats on that achievement Yib - It's quite a milestone.

*Yibida* · « **Reply #585 on:** October 25, 2009, 10:59:12 PM »

Quote from: r3830 on October 25, 2009, 10:57:22 PM

Congrats on that achievement Yib - It's quite a milestone.

Not really r... I lost me house key's and she won't give me another set....

*r3830* · « **Reply #586 on:** October 25, 2009, 11:02:27 PM »

That's alright Yib.... She's thinking of you! What she's really saying is to get yourself down to the pub for a quiet one or two... and by then, the door will be open at home. Now how thoughtful is that!

*Yibida* · « **Reply #587 on:** October 25, 2009, 11:05:32 PM »

Quote from: Yibida - Batteries not included. on October 25, 2009, 10:59:12 PM

Quote from: r3830 on October 25, 2009, 10:57:22 PM
Congrats on that achievement Yib - It's quite a milestone.

Not really r... I lost me house key's and she won't give me another set....

No No r , what I meant was she's locked me in the house and won't give me spare key's so I can't escape ! not locked out ! locked in !...LOLOLOLOL

*r3830* · « **Reply #588 on:** October 25, 2009, 11:07:36 PM »

What...... You mean that she stacked the fridge earlier????? Now that my friend is an adoring woman!

*Yibida* · « **Reply #589 on:** October 25, 2009, 11:08:29 PM »

If only

*r3830* · « **Reply #590 on:** October 25, 2009, 11:11:56 PM »

There ya go mate..... My shout!!! LOL

*Yibida* · « **Reply #591 on:** October 25, 2009, 11:23:21 PM »

Thanks mate, it'll go down well !...

tellomon · « **Reply #592 on:** October 26, 2009, 05:06:00 AM »

What are nice bums like you all...
..doing in a bunk Thread like this?

I said this before; I'll say again: I would like to be notified whenever my personal space here is being, or under threat of being, crowded like the way it is going on now.

When are you hooligans gonna learn?
This is NOT your Private, Personal Helen Earth!!!

This is the Private Property for, and the Personal Problem of..... &

(Off the record, conjugal visits are made frequently by & )

For further information, drop and glue yer fat beadie squinties onto page.... one, is it? Maybe page 2. Get with the parts about "Who for?" and "Why so?"

Don't push me, people. I will submit a report and request to "The Bossette" to have myself, and my co-author and partner in crime, (aka "Notorious Y.I.B.) transferred to the "Maximum Prankster Ward". That's where management has Happy Hour until the schmooze runs dry and the buttons won't work after dark. (The Ultimate High Risk Clown Lock Down )

Yib: WTF is this rank-amateur, slip-shod, pseudo-creepie-crawlie low-rent no-account, thinkin-yer-getting-away-with-it BS tomfoolery without a Hall Pass.... all about here, anyway?
A simple eSmokebomb notification message wouldda been sufficient.....

But, no. Ya had ta go rogue & play yer "One Man trashcan plan" behind my back. Breach my Trust.

Dude: The next time you wanna volunteer to "take one for the team", yer working solo.

Now I am forced to decommission, null and void the Origins Charter, and invoke Article 13.

I won't be the second party to the first party [that's you] who is having a party without a Post Host, Beertender, human barricades and a team of Anti-Troll Personelle on site!

Article 13 Proscribes: Establish, empower and operate a respectable, despicable, unretractable....
"Wayward Public Forum Posters' Cyber-Pillory Showcase and Bad Thread Graveyard.

aka SIN BIN.

This IS IT. You ARE HERE.
Lets get on with it.

I'm talking about the mass, wholesale ROUND UP, HOSE-OFF, LOCK-DOWN and warehousing of the "Worst of the Best", (& vice verse) of OZ Forum Users from every cubby and crawlspace in this joint...and beyond!!!

This calls for action upon ALL "Regular Folks", suspect Lurkers, Users with a substancial Posting Violations Rapsheet, and others, namely the most unwanted, bad-mannered, untalented, unwashed, undereducated, overmedicated, outcasted, orphaned-by-choice and disenfranchised members of sub-culture genre societies, including, but not limited to:

geeks', dinks', dweebs', noobs', posers', motards'',wannabes', 0-chancers', eLosers', blogocites', B'loster's, type_NO's, sa-cee-dollies', lowAlt's, T'Ghurb's, myfarcies', unPro6pack's, DDdarling's, vimp''s, skeed's, shablie's, flaar*nuk's, clarp's, ga-doong's, seezures', dramawhores', dramwits', gollydogs', M'aa M'os', glebbon's, zeenoid's, Mark2Late's, medLords', clowbars', agrayzeez's, shokk-fitt's, do-nown's, semi-perfect-razorz's, skimmachines', Gen@_orphans', NU-zeroArmy's, slattbucks', nottypod's, surf-Luude's, mortaLies', XOXOFU's, junkinGerms', save9s', T'Hack69's, blugreendotred's, 44moreRons', hyburrcites', 8on2days', silverbladder500's, P*nutz-nv's, shakL_blawndz's, Post_Murdim's, 39tokkot93's, soft tammies', plaiddeez499XVM's, O[]+ (circle box cross's),
KHJack's, 55XXzowntowntunies', xxxLiePalxxx's, ZZZpayfrodZZZ's, pho-ne-Bay.con's 1001@rguements4U's, kross_handy's, 4DaHed's, 45SouthPork54's, KnumbKnutz5000's, Phast@.P.M.'s, dawlgaarden2009's, 00Flekstirmop's, CkeyGflea_dot_cant's, n-e-1-8-u's, General Cars Inc.'s, 7+?&@=@&?+7's, 50_MIL_Rx_THRILL's, 33nodz34todz's, And the spammers at Rontello.com along with all their chickenlover Lurker buddies

Article 13 specifies that we have a Posting Duty to provide all OZoids and OZettes a semi-safe, funhealthy and fabulously irreverent eHole where shite happens and nobody gives a flock as a mutual benefit of internet anonymity. And as such, the peeps and poops here are entitled to their fair but unequal share of one or more of the following:

intellectual decapitation, ego beatings, id floggings, flotsom leftovers, jetsom party platters, curt pronouncements, repetitive misspelling errors, Olympic personality defects, flawed logic awards, subversive late-night narcissism, demanding lifestyle plotholes, unsolicited plain wrap opinions, bodacious appetites for selective destruction, immoral whims, fancy deprivations, repugnant condescending inclusions, philosophical egress, doppelganger angst, designer grief, 2-ply torment, prideful shamelessness; shameful pridelessness; Self-inflicted vertigo, spring-loaded self-loathing, bipolar singularities, Pre-Apocalyptic daydream menus, one-way dualistic witicisms, sarcastic diety campaigns, multiple choice environmental handicaps, underage binge drinking team sports, black and white aphorisms, pre-cooked notions, half-baked ideas, charbroiled inclings, discount burnt offerings, warmed-over sentiments; lukewarm relationships on a budget, sterling-silvertongued devilworship, authentic immitation memories, panic disruptions, overrated underachievements, specially marked boxes of rocks, , hyperactive brainfarts, temper-fittings, fungal valves, high-test tantrum wires, neurotic extasies, exstatic complexities, feeble heroics, grandiose idleness, fractional small favours, incremental abnormalities, marginal ambitions, exploded world views, monolithic inconsistencies, minute existentialism, covetous aspirations, neglected comas, recycled suicide tools, smartquirks, extended vapors, juvenile hysterics, fetal daycare, drive-thru laundromats, geriatric warehouse supplies, maternal GPS units, household guesswork, infant diaper fights, baby software, Teen Gihad, paternal exports, sibling biowarfare, automatic migrane headlocks, turbo-charged consumer debt, subterranean coffin traps, multi-purpose uselessness, dysfunctional urban vocabularies, misleading indicators, derelict theorhetical hypocracies, and contrived New Age colorschemes suitable for public exhibitions in private facilities.

There's more.
Like, a Logo. A motto and slogan.
Theme song.
Pep Rally Team Cheers.
Team colors and uniforms.
Hats, hoodies, t-shirts and weapons.

It says here: "Public Relations agent, Legal Counsel, catering, staff, cast and crew not included."

Damn! Where are we gonna get that?

Show up at the next meeting, will ya?

-RT

*r3830* · « **Reply #593 on:** October 26, 2009, 08:42:38 AM »

K-RIKEY...... Tello! What the hell you bin smokin man???? Whatever it is - roll 'em thinner!

cueperkins · « **Reply #594 on:** October 26, 2009, 09:24:58 AM »

I got lost straight after this bit....

What are nice bums like you all...
..doing in a bunk Thread like this?

And...Tello, apparently this ain't your crib man....it's admins dumping ground for misfits and the terminally distracted.

tellomon · « **Reply #595 on:** October 26, 2009, 12:14:48 PM »

Entertaining as all bust out, some will agree.

Temporary spells of writer's rage occur unto me infrequently, and so when they do...I am ON! And you know what? I do have a Lifetime Artistic license.

So, howz about a group offering of kudos to me?

Show me what ya'll can do better than my stuff if it will do any good.

What's the complaints? Everybody is a literary critic now?
Perfect timing, just as my new flash hit the scene.....

Relax. The drugs were free.
I own my Head.
All of ya'll only get to visit it.
(Not enuff fan emails. You're not trying, people...)

Kudos for me. I need not beg for them!!!!
Just one and be done with it already....

This is the Sin Bin.
It's supposed to be painful.
It works for me cuz I allow it to work.
(Beat's the pizz outta fleaBay tho, eh?)

Enjoy your stay.

tellomon · « **Reply #596 on:** October 26, 2009, 12:18:09 PM »

And...Tello, apparently this ain't your crib man....it's admins dumping ground for misfits and the terminally distracted.

Oh yeah?

I WILL debate that premise to the bitter, bloody knuckel end!

It could be the stuff great television is made of.

Sign me up, eh?

cueperkins · « **Reply #597 on:** October 26, 2009, 12:20:30 PM »

If you keep saying eh.....I'll think you're a canadian....fair dinkum....fair suck of the sav mate.....!!!

cueperkins · « **Reply #598 on:** October 26, 2009, 12:23:00 PM »

Aussies usually put eh at the front of a sentence...dead give away...

eh come over her ya barstard....eh, give it a rest ya mug.

Kiwis also like to put eh at the end of sentences like canadians....

e.g. You should see NZ...eh....

*barny* · « **Reply #599 on:** October 26, 2009, 12:40:06 PM »

Queenslanders use the word "but" differently and similarly to "eh"

As in..

She's a good lookin shiela, but...

News:

Author Topic: Blatant hijacking - into the "Sin Bin" (Read 370789 times)

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