Author Topic: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show" (Read 77794 times)

*CountessA* · « **Reply #150 on:** July 17, 2021, 03:10:04 AM »

Of course a compost tumbler shouldn't have meat.

However, you can compost meat... in a bokashi compost bin.

I do have some bokashi compost bins.

tellomon · « **Reply #151 on:** July 17, 2021, 05:00:14 AM »

That's nice.

You know, Fundraising means YOU, too.

https://www.amazon.com/Bokashi-Composting-Starter-3-5lbs-Instructions/dp/B01C7UN0KM

tellomon · « **Reply #152 on:** July 17, 2021, 05:59:05 AM »

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*CountessA* · « **Reply #153 on:** July 17, 2021, 09:03:24 PM »

You wish to donate money to me?

Well, that's very kind, but I wouldn't ask it of you. No, no. But here... a trip to Uluru for you!

tellomon · « **Reply #154 on:** July 17, 2021, 09:19:50 PM »

That's just silly.

tellomon · « **Reply #155 on:** July 18, 2021, 12:20:24 PM »

Tessa, you have visitors in your office.

Take a message?

tellomon · « **Reply #156 on:** July 18, 2021, 12:21:33 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #157 on:** July 19, 2021, 09:40:16 AM »

See? Told ya I'd get a reply.

Ron Tello Culley Devin Bynum
July 15 at 6:15 PM ·
Check your email!

Devin Bynum
Roger, just saw this, until 7am this morning I've been running on 6 hours of sleep between thursday- this morning at 7

Ron Tello Culley
Excellent. I knew you would come about. Cheers!

tellomon · « **Reply #158 on:** July 21, 2021, 04:17:05 AM »

NEW * NOW

Shite's getting done around here and all I have to do is pay.
I hired a young man, out on Summer Break, to de-nail the
tear-out lumber from the garage demo.

I'm taking it with me to T Town.

I can build a dome (with my Dome Hardware.. "Star Plates")
and skin it with Green House Sheeting.

Farmer Ron I will not be.

"Sir Green Jeans", thank you.

And I'm lining up a wheel Tech to change out the bearings on my Rig.

In hot persuit of a hard loan to finance a total one-way excursion,
never to return to the Land of The Sour Bear.

tellomon · « **Reply #159 on:** July 21, 2021, 04:29:21 AM »

If you really care about me,
you will comply with my Fundraising request.

I gotta get out of here.

It's gonna cost.

I don't have enuff money to move out my entire collection
at the same time.

I need to do that, not 2 trips, see?

fund·rais·ing
/?f?nd?r?ziNG/
Learn to pronounce
noun
the seeking of financial support for a charity, cause, or other enterprise.
"a new development director in charge of fundraising"
adjective
seeking to generate financial support for a charity, cause, or other enterprise.
"a fundraising campaign"

Hint: "Give 'til it hurts."

tellomon · « **Reply #160 on:** July 21, 2021, 05:51:10 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on July 21, 2021, 04:41:13 AM

Diane Franssen added a post to the album: Summer 2021 in Cali.

With all this waiting, I have planned my 7 day cruise to the Mexican Rivera. Just need to get on real computer to book it. These dang phones are impossible. Gotta confirm date with my cabin mate. Sorry Jodi and Nicole Mama needs a much needed vacation. Lol 🛳 ? 👙🍹

Ron Tello Culley
Stop complaining. Do you know of the millions of middle-class Suburbanites who are dying for a Vacay? Count yer blessings on your keypad. 😹

Diane Franssen
Ron I and hubby worked long and hard for vacations and retirement. If people didn't plan ahead, sucks to be them. You live in the mountains, a vacation spot of its own. Enjoy

Ron Tello Culley
Are you kidding? I hate Big Bear!! They shut down our Paradise and WE are now on a mad scramble to evacuate to my Crib in Nevada. I'll PM you the link. I was on Permanent Vacay until the government showed up.
My story is worse than yours any day, but hey, I can't complain (to you).

Diane Franssen
Ron you mean all are getting eviction notices? Umm they won't be happy to have you back in Nev.

Ron Tello Culley
Did you ask them or are you being mean to me? Yeah, no....... it's time to get gone, return to reclaim the Glory and mishaps of my former Empire. I can still play drums.

tellomon · « **Reply #161 on:** July 21, 2021, 07:20:24 AM »

Little do I realize... I can't play drums.

I forgot how.

I can't figure out down beat from dead beat.

tellomon · « **Reply #162 on:** July 21, 2021, 03:17:42 PM »

The Internet was made for sickness.

Most of the Patients are on your Friends List.

tellomon · « **Reply #163 on:** July 22, 2021, 07:21:55 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #164 on:** July 22, 2021, 10:05:16 AM »

Colin WhitmoreEnd conversation

Yesterday
Info - 4:54 PM
A team member will be with you shortly.
Info - 4:54 PM
You are now chatting with Colin Whitmore.
Colin Whitmore - 4:55 PM
Hi, Ron. My name is Colin Whitmore thank you for taking time to chat with me tonight. I’ll be your banker moving forward.
Ron - 4:56 PM
I want to borrow $5K against my house in Nevada. I own it outright. I need the money to move back to there from So. Cal.
Colin Whitmore - 4:57 PM
While I’m pulling up your profile, fill me in on where you are at in the house hunt. Are you just starting to walk through homes with a realtor or is there a particular one you're interested in?
Ron - 4:58 PM
Are you a bot? I explained my issue. Can I borrow money with my house as collateral?
Colin Whitmore - 4:59 PM
no I was just pulling up your profile, the issue is going to be that we cant make a mortgage loan that small, we have two options to get you the money, either we take out more cash against the house, or I can refer you to rocket loans who will help you with the $5k directly
Today
Ron - 5:00 PM
set me up with rocket!
Colin Whitmore - 5:02 PM
(800) 333-7625 is the best number to reach rocket loans monday through saturday 8am - 7pm EST
Ron - 5:03 PM
very helpful, thank you!
Colin Whitmore - 5:03 PM
no problem at all! I hope you have an excellent rest of your day!

tellomon · « **Reply #165 on:** July 22, 2021, 10:13:33 AM »

What part of "I own it outright" does he not understand?

THERE IS NO MORGGAGE!!!!

Dick. Bot. Dickbot.

One can only try the 800 number tomorrow.

I will.

This has just started....

tellomon · « **Reply #166 on:** July 22, 2021, 10:49:41 AM »

Rocket:

Current Home Address
449 Front Street
Please enter the physical address associated with your utilities and credit accounts.
Want to search for your address?

City
Montello
State

NV
We currently do not lend in this state
Zip
89830

" NEVADACISTS!"

Vegas, Mining, Tourism... we don't have money? Treat us like common neg3erz?
Screw you guys!

tellomon · « **Reply #167 on:** July 22, 2021, 01:20:08 PM »

I don't have to post.

You don't have to give me your money, USD.

Conundrum?

You bet!

How much?

tellomon · « **Reply #168 on:** July 23, 2021, 03:58:02 AM »

Fundraising is a bust, so far.

Plan A is in effect, so far.

We're not homeless, so far.

Far enuff. Too far.
That's the distance between my contacts and I.

tellomon · « **Reply #169 on:** July 23, 2021, 07:45:51 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #170 on:** July 23, 2021, 09:34:32 AM »

Hey you know what I'm bizzy.

Preparing the way of the Ford
or whatever truck is gonna transport my Crib to Montello.

This is depressingly exciting.

Not nearly as Bad as The Left For Dead Ranch escapade....

What's interesting is... we, no, I have the chunk change to pay this off.

Desperate times demand easy cash flow.

And I ain't Trippin' Out like some folks......

They forgot all about me.

I'm a Big Boy... I can get revenge anytime, anywhere on any Race Track!

tellomon · « **Reply #171 on:** July 23, 2021, 10:35:38 AM »

Tue 8:59 PM
You sent July 20 at 8:59 PM
I really need to talk serious about a hard cash loan. I gotta get out of Big Bear and return to Montello. $3000 now, Pay it back in 6 months. I need to see how well Family works. Urgent, Bro. Talk with me. 909 xxxxxxxxxxx. thx!
Wed 4:40 PM
You sent Yesterday at 4:40 PM
Say something. Let me know.
5:27 PM
Rick Culley
Rick sent Today at 5:27 PM
What’s wrong in big bear?

You sent Today at 5:33 PM
Try to read it at the link. We got ratted out to the authorities and got busted on Code violations. 2 Apartments in the garage (Income Property) and me in my Trailer. It's all coming to an end. Paradise Taken. A mad scramble to Montello is in play. Sure can use a cash infusion to make the move go faster now.
See this, it's a mess but says stuff: You are my Brother. I know it's a huge burden, LOL
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8265.0
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tellomon · « **Reply #172 on:** July 23, 2021, 10:38:02 AM »

Sure it's a huge burden.

We're talking about me, right? Sure.

You don't know the Half of It.

tellomon · « **Reply #173 on:** July 23, 2021, 10:43:51 AM »

I'll sell ya both halfs for $10,000 USD, Box Set!

I take PayPal!

tellomon · « **Reply #174 on:** July 23, 2021, 11:33:00 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on July 23, 2021, 11:18:28 AM

Hey you know what?
You wanna see Action?

Get over here and help us out.

Not asking for much.

tellomon · « **Reply #175 on:** July 24, 2021, 03:41:31 AM »

Update, the real scoop.

Big day, we are re-occupying the gutted out garage.

Preparing my Trailer for transport to Nevada.

Boxes are now a lifestyle.
Raw lumber is furniture.
Camping skills are revealing themselves useful.

I curse the b@ztards who did this to us.

tellomon · « **Reply #176 on:** July 24, 2021, 10:43:14 AM »

Update
5:40 PM PST

We are ok.

You know how hard it is to find good help.

Pffftttt.....

"The trouble with America is Americans."

There, I said that again.

Feels good right here.

Do you know how much stuff you can cram into Banker's Boxes?

Tomorrow, I will find out and report back.
Unless Lotus shoots secret video. That's cool!

tellomon · « **Reply #177 on:** July 24, 2021, 10:48:36 AM »

I'm not bleeding but I am In SHOCK all the same.

Anybody with my Mind and History would be, too.

Brumby would agree if he ever shows up.

Even smee will testify against me.

But Admin is a different rant.

I can depend on her to let me down.

Everybody else just vaporizes.

Stuipd humans.

That's all!

tellomon · « **Reply #178 on:** July 24, 2021, 11:03:17 AM »

Yeah, I pretty much have this gig in control.

All I have to do is move things around and look bizzy.

Git 'er done!

tellomon · « **Reply #179 on:** July 24, 2021, 12:33:33 PM »

You sent Today at 7:03 PM
SOS ! I need a Mobile Mechanic to change out the wheel bearings on a Travel Trailer. On a time crunch to move it out next week. Post the word, thx!

Dee Levey
Dee sent Today at 7:08 PM
Ask Shane Hammer if anybody would know who could do that it would be him and we used to have a mobile mechanic up here but I haven't seen him post for a while but I'll poke around and see what I can find

You sent Today at 7:11 PM
I sooo need your help, and if I ever move out to my Nevada slum, I will sing the praises of Dee. wow. THX!

Dee Levey
Dee sent Today at 7:13 PM
I will definitely do my best and see what I can find

You sent Today at 7:14 PM
All I ask..
Did you see this?
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8265.0
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Dee Levey
Dee sent Today at 7:15 PM
Yes you send it to me before... I just posted in my neighbor's group now I'm going to go post in my Auto Group

You sent Today at 7:15 PM
kewl!

You sent Today at 7:25 PM
Oh, I just want to clarify.... my OZ Blogs are the last of my Artistic Talents, and are in no way to be confused with domestic terror wonks, snot nosed brats online or Pissed Off Old Guys without a pick up truck. woRd.

Peek into my photo albums. I don't believe it, either....

Dee Levey

Dee sent Today at 7:25 PM

You sent Today at 7:26 PM
😁

tellomon · « **Reply #180 on:** July 24, 2021, 01:45:43 PM »

Michael Warta
Facebook
You're not friends on Facebook
2 mutual friends: Kelly Carlson and Alan Lee

You sent Today at 8:20 PM
Hi. Dee Levey sent me to you. I understand you are a mobile mechanic and change out wheel bearings on a travel trailer. I need you ASAP. Call Sherry 909 xxxxXXXxx/? Let's get this going, thx!

Michael sent Today at 8:21 PM
Do you have all the parts all ready

You sent Today at 8:23 PM
No. Can you parts run for me? Bring a floor jack. I expect to pull my rig onto the driveway tomorrow. Pls check it out. Will pay right. Say?

Michael sent Today at 8:23 PM
Where are you located

You sent Today at 8:25 PM
6XX San Bernardino Ave. Sugarloaf. 909 4xxxxxxxxxxx$#, that's sherry's number. Can you help us?

Michael sent Today at 8:26 PM
Ya I should be able to help you can take the old bearings in for comparison after I take it apart. Are you in a rush incase they have to order them from the hubs down the hill

You sent Today at 8:27 PM
I have deadline to pull out at August 3. Can do?

Michael sent Today at 8:29 PM
Cool that gives us a week plenty of time for parts and repair.

Michael sent Today at 8:29 PM
Do you have any pics of the rig

You sent Today at 8:30 PM
Just one stock photo.
Have it

Michael sent Today at 8:31 PM
Does the drive way have concrete

Michael sent Today at 8:31 PM
Going to be a lil dangerous in the dirt

You sent Today at 8:33 PM
Asphalt! Flat. It's nice here. Be advisied: the trailer frame is a car hauler. Custom rig. Single axel. I live in this box and I need to get out of town.

Michael sent Today at 8:33 PM
Np

Michael sent Today at 8:34 PM
I'll let you know if I can stop by this weekend if not Monday work for you

You sent Today at 8:36 PM
I'm ok with that. We are depending on you to pull us out of this pinch. Be our Hero.

Read about us on one of my blogs here:
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8265.0

More confusing than amusing, that's my style....
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Michael sent Today at 8:38 PM
Cool I sent a text so you have my number I'll see you Monday I'll be hitting you guys up in the morning

You sent Today at 8:39 PM
Hit hard, it'll feel good. Cheers!

tellomon · « **Reply #181 on:** July 24, 2021, 02:30:54 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #182 on:** July 24, 2021, 04:20:03 PM »

I love my Vintage Rancho El Rae Travel Trailer!!

It's built better than me.

Look closer: It's Custom! I got a Deck!

It's compact without the worries of Claustrofoolia.

Everything in it's place. It's Home. Crib. Shelter.
Affordable Housing without the Nosey Neighbours.

Can you imagine that California would take this away from me?

Read up!

tellomon · « **Reply #183 on:** July 24, 2021, 04:57:32 PM »

It's flocking weird, man.

This pic is where I sought out this rig in Mayfield, Utah in the Summer of 2012.

It's a nice shot of the article in question. In the middle of Utah. Mayfield.
A town smaller than Montello, Nevada.

I stare at it and know I am in there right now.

Flocking weird, man....

You know who else lives in Mayfield?

The Cleavers.

tellomon · « **Reply #184 on:** July 24, 2021, 05:09:14 PM »

So check it out. When I was 40, I ran for President of The United States.

Yeah, it didn't play well, don't rub it in....

And I had many clever slogans on tap.

Here's one now...

" He can't draw a crowd but he can sure clear the House ".

No, wait!

That's my Stand-Up Act Advert for the Topanga Bar and Grill, circa 1988.

I couldda made a Great President for Topanga,
but they kept getting burned down.

Ask Ron Mass.

That's his name, nearly his event.

Stupid flocker got headlines for being an Idiot, IMHO....

http://www.topangamessenger.com/story_detail.php?SectionID=&ArticleID=1646

So anyway, if I was President, I'd live in a Double-Wide in the White House backyard.

tellomon · « **Reply #185 on:** July 24, 2021, 05:22:22 PM »

They show you a "before" pic but not an "After".

Here's a reasonable facsimile of what I remember seeing one day in town...

tellomon · « **Reply #186 on:** July 24, 2021, 05:28:00 PM »

History is colorful.

I hope you like the color of movie blood.

Coming to a riot near you.

tellomon · « **Reply #187 on:** July 24, 2021, 05:33:39 PM »

NOT FOR REPRODUCTION WITHOUT PERMISSION.

" Yeah yeah, screw YOU Colin Penno! "

tellomon · « **Reply #188 on:** July 24, 2021, 05:53:39 PM »

It was a Topanga thing.

Colin Penno

VS.

Michael Mikler.

Working Class Gladiator Drunks.

Both Legends.

Friends of mine.

It's the little moments that count the most.

tellomon · « **Reply #189 on:** July 24, 2021, 05:56:35 PM »

Ok, I know.....

tellomon · « **Reply #190 on:** July 25, 2021, 06:48:18 AM »

I'm going off the air now.

Transferring my existence from one dwelling to another.

Fundraising is a BUST!

I can't depend on anyone giving me a rejection notice.
Especially Family.

Everybody is Radio Silent.

And it sucks.

I don't wanna live in THAT world.

No, wait!

I do!!!!

STANDBY FOR FURTHER TRANSMISSIONS

tellomon · « **Reply #191 on:** July 26, 2021, 03:39:14 PM »

Out of the Trailer and into the garage.

This is the Twilight Zone. With a Tello Twist.

Fk the Gov.

If they ever show up, I will issue the 411 on their Nazi ass!

tellomon · « **Reply #192 on:** July 26, 2021, 03:41:12 PM »

Alan Lee is a Turkey Shoot.

tellomon · « **Reply #193 on:** July 26, 2021, 05:52:59 PM »

No matter he's a Black Man.

I say he's a Slack Man.

Total Fail....
Nobody can have this. Get him out of town!

Public Servant, serving himself instead... Typical....

tellomon · « **Reply #194 on:** July 26, 2021, 05:56:43 PM »

Can't wait to return to Montello, home of Ultimate Corruption in America.

I vow to fight back.

Headlines again?

So be it!

tellomon · « **Reply #195 on:** July 26, 2021, 08:26:34 PM »

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.msg715738#msg715738

tellomon · « **Reply #196 on:** July 28, 2021, 04:15:32 PM »

I can talk, post and barely walk.

1 out of 3 ain't bad.

The other 2 can wait.

(FYI: Lotus' Birthday is in Effect.
We did the Hoot at Kallans.

A huge break from the Demo works in the garage today.
We are Camping there.

There's a square hole where a wall and door were this morning.

Demolition and Birthdays were meant for each other.

Get some.)

tellomon · « **Reply #197 on:** July 28, 2021, 04:50:03 PM »

"If I was half the man I was 5 years ago,
I'd take a Backhoe to this place!!!

And move back into my Trailer."

tellomon · « **Reply #198 on:** July 28, 2021, 04:53:09 PM »

Again, if I was President, I'd live in my Trailer behind the White House.
And rent the joint out as a Swap Meet!

tellomon · « **Reply #199 on:** July 28, 2021, 05:47:11 PM »

It will be an Equal Opportunity
Commerce Environment.

I'd let the Terrorists in, so long as they sell
Genuine Persian Rugs,
Primo Hash and
Bootleg 8-Track Tapes.

News:

Author Topic: "It's The Misadventures of The Ron and Sherry Tello Show" (Read 77794 times)