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« on: March 29, 2021, 01:22:40 PM »
You were warned.
I'm stepping back from the edge
with mudslinging on my boots.


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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2021, 01:24:07 PM »
*SNIPE*
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2021, 01:38:53 PM »
Dont step back from the edge , take a step closer ....peer over side ....look at what is hoing to great you when you fall ...... The coyote survives the falls pusuing the road runner
Glory doesnt come easy ....dont live life on the edge ...own the edge

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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2021, 01:58:30 PM »
How do I follow that Act?
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2021, 02:20:44 PM »
Wyatt Derp?
Doesnt look like him

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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2021, 02:56:35 PM »
That's cuz yer an Aussie.

Your side of the Equator is flocked up.


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Oz:      0
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2021, 03:00:22 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2021, 03:24:38 PM »
Yanks:
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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2021, 03:25:15 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2021, 03:38:40 PM »
Yanks:
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« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2021, 03:39:12 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2021, 03:45:28 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2021, 03:45:57 PM »
Oz:
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« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2021, 03:47:45 PM »
No longer a need to keep score.

Both adversarial combatants are equally
LAME.
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« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2021, 03:48:45 PM »
Shut down this thread!!!!!
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« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2021, 03:54:22 PM »
Understand, my work here is comedy,
not a ruff draft of a suicide note.
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« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2021, 04:08:13 PM »
Yesterday I went Easy's on a beer run.

I walked up to the counter and there were 2 young men
getting "carded".

I said aloud "Ha ha you got carded!"

They laffed.

I said "I wish I could do that again. It's soooo discrim......"
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« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2021, 04:47:31 PM »
When in Oz, be sure to say
"Here kitty kitty".
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« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2021, 04:53:36 PM »
And another thing:
I'm still waiting to take delivery on
smee's Aboriginal Child Jerky.

Sickf*ck he is.....

Who am I to judge?
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« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2021, 04:55:43 PM »
Standards are meaningless if we don't apply them.

It's deliberate, trust me on this one.
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« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2021, 04:59:58 PM »
If that was my girlchild, that would be the end of me.

They don't fight fair.

Yankee kids want a Hot Dog on a stick.
Aboriginals want my head on a stick.


Don't stare into her eyes for very long.

You are warned.
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« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2021, 05:05:34 PM »
The next post better be anybody except me.

I can't do this alone anymore cuz it makes me look like an idiot again.

Lord have Mercy
and Bus Fare!
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« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2021, 05:14:36 PM »
Wait!

This one is a Hottie
if she is unarmed!
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« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2021, 05:19:49 PM »
https://www.bing.com/search?q=australia%2Fprison+history&form=ANNTH1&refig=3a69529a8e5f428aaa676de8c2fb4ed8  :roflmao: :rofl:

History of Australia’s Prison - Port Arthur. Port Arthur was a former convict settlement and penitentiary, located near a small town of the same name and some 60 km south of the Hobart, state capital of Australian island state Tasmania. This historic place is today remembered as one of hardest 19th century prisons in the world...


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« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2021, 05:37:55 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2021, 04:06:26 PM »
You may be confusing aboriginals with others. To the best of my knowledge, Australian aboriginals are not and were not head-hunters. I'm happy to be corrected if I am wrong.

The Maori people had a more violent past, and there's a good deal of material available to read about that.

One of the truly amazing thing about Australian aboriginal people concerns knowledge of how to survive snake bites. This is anecdotal only; I wasn't given source material, so I can't provide evidence. But... when I undertook my first round of First Aid Training, our instructor mentioned an example of an aboriginal elder being bitten by an eastern brown snake. He was in a remote area, completely alone. He stayed in the same position, as close to motionless as it's possible to be, for the next 3 or so days. He entered into a sort of trance-state, which in practical terms meant his heart rate did not accelerate with fear or activity. This meant that the venom - which would have entered lymphatic fluid - never reached the blood system (through the lymph nodes). As a result, because the aboriginal remained calm and motionless, his body expelled the venom and after those 3 or so days, he knew it was safe to move.



It's certainly true that if you're bitten by a snake in Australia, you should not panic; you should stay calm; you should call 000 for help (assuming you have your mobile phone with you); you should try to apply a pressure bandage; you should definitely not run and if possible you should stay still. Don't wash the wound. Don't try to suck out the venom. Don't apply a tight tourniquet. Just ... still, calm, pressure bandage, 000.
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« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2021, 05:31:31 PM »
Aboriginals never get eaten by sharks either .....


Sharks are more particular about what they eat