Author Topic: Is Tello Broken? (Read 56803 times)

tellomon · « **on:** June 07, 2009, 03:50:15 PM »

Spam thread.

Ignore, or suffer.....
...suffering is my profession.

Spoof & goof. Dont make the mistake of being sincere......

Sincerity has its penalties...especially if U are a seasoned poster.

This is the posting DRAG STRIP.

I gotta go now & play drums.

Lord have mercy.....

(The geetar player is pretty good!)

Dog!

(I couldda went to Collage, and I did.)

I took a shower. Grabbed some lunch, and did what Frank Zappa did: Get some 'Leg" and get out of town.)))))))

I'm not bragging. I did that earliier with the big Nevada Hype.

[Big FAT unknown alieannnn smiley goes here...]

*wheels* · « **Reply #1 on:** June 07, 2009, 03:52:14 PM »

Not sure if he's broken but I think he needs help

imperfect · « **Reply #2 on:** June 07, 2009, 03:53:55 PM »

That's why all the skid marks!!

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #3 on:** June 07, 2009, 04:11:28 PM »

Maybe he saw something up there...?

tellomon · « **Reply #4 on:** June 07, 2009, 04:12:50 PM »

Quote from: Imp on June 07, 2009, 03:53:55 PM

That's why all the skid marks!!

If I never had any net-sharks...I'd NEVER be as popular as I unrealistically am.

I created myself. NOBODY is allowed to destroy me.

Mainly cuz :

1) I carry a loaded gun, 'justin case'...
2) You don't pack, and yer big mouth don't do much except but EAT CROW, DOG & SMALL CHILDREN!!! (-->LOSE ONE, MAKE MORE!<--).

----> I'M NOT WHAT ANYBODY KNOWS I AM. I POST HERE cuz i was invited & thankyouverymuch for that...However, I must find out my new password, or else they keep letting me back in here...

tellomon · « **Reply #5 on:** June 07, 2009, 04:17:45 PM »

what just happend?

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #6 on:** June 07, 2009, 04:23:43 PM »

Not sure...
:llamabanana:

tellomon · « **Reply #7 on:** June 07, 2009, 04:28:03 PM »

Jam Session, my house, rightnow.

Is this the era when the Old School Rockers get sent to pasture?

I AIN'T GOIN'!!!

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #8 on:** June 07, 2009, 04:36:01 PM »

Oh - OK.

Jam session.

I'll wait til its over and then forgive all the posts..

ROCK ON Tello!

imperfect · « **Reply #9 on:** June 07, 2009, 05:02:22 PM »

GEEZUS!!

What's that nasty green thing!!!???

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #10 on:** June 07, 2009, 05:27:50 PM »

Evening Imp. You're in fine form tonight.

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #11 on:** June 07, 2009, 05:31:42 PM »

IMP - I think Llama inspired its creation.

:llamabanana:

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #12 on:** June 07, 2009, 05:33:03 PM »

Hi Fluffy ...

Sorry, but will have to get going soon.

It's not you ... it's ... me.

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #13 on:** June 07, 2009, 05:34:39 PM »

See you Horsey!!

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #14 on:** June 07, 2009, 05:41:51 PM »

Catch you later, Duckee.

tellomon · « **Reply #15 on:** June 07, 2009, 06:05:55 PM »

THERE'S THIS CERTAIN TROLL: the forum doesn't have a Mod Button. It's Anarchy. And I get to go to Combat.

Nice goin' America!
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sarsaparilla
Have you Googled this Montello Yokel? Do it if you like being bored. LOL

http://tinypic.com/view.php...
sarsaparilla
Thanks for voting.

________________________________
Ron Tello Nevada

Yer a bug-eating anthropoid. Get off my case.

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Takes a hermaphrodite to know.

sarsaparilla

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Ron Tello: Thanks for voting. LMAO
sarsaparilla
Arlington, VA

Of course, thanks for all the other truthful votes here.
sarsaparilla
Arlington, VA
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Ron Tello Wrote:
You Trolls will never learn. And you won't take me down on ANY account.

So give up already....

Troll Scum!

C:-{= <" hoo-doooo you think yoooo are? "<<
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     Ron Tello Nevada wrote:
You Trolls will never learn. And you won't take me down on ANY account.
So give up already....
Troll Scum!
C:-{= <" hoo-doooo you think yoooo are? "<<

Stay on topic Troll.
sarsaparilla
Arlington, VA
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Ron Tello needs to freshen up.
Ran Tello
Arlington, VA
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Ran Tello wrote:
If you want to get butter balled like in deliverance, you won't mind the mess.

Ron Tello wrote:
Thousands of peeps will call "BS" here on that one you miserable Troll!!!!

Stand down or be EXPOSED!!!!

I'm gonna EM you, Zoo, aka A..M..Y!!!!!!!!!!
Ron Tello Nevada

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Check it out, folks!

There's no Moderators here!

This forum is TOTAL ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
??????????
//////////
Ron Tello Nevada

FLOCK THIS FORUM YOU EBAY CLONES!!!!!!!
Ron Tello Nevada

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sarsaparilla wrote:
Ron Tello needs to freshen up.

Ron Tello says:

HOW DOES A CERTIFIED TROLL KNOW WHAT "ANYBODY" NEEDS TO DO????

Troll trash is now "BUSTED"!!!!!!!!!!
-Ron Tello, Nevada

sarsaparilla wrote:
Stay on topic Troll.

Rontello wrote, you flaming loser:

who you calling troll?
I don't troll-post.
I don't advertise.
I don't murder my nebors.
I don't cheat my eBay sellers.
My Brother didn't die in a horrible car crash.
I'm not a Canuck....
I don't care about internt Trolls.

I GAVE UP on Zoolander a.k.a. A..M..Y, and that was a good move for ALL concerned, but not amused.
I am 'Free and Clear' of ANY obligations.
What the FLOOCK are you doing, aZZhole?????

N0 salvaging of the sadly-troll...............

"Ran Tello".....How lame is that?????

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #16 on:** June 07, 2009, 06:44:02 PM »

good title for a tarantino movie ron or ..... a leon russell song

RANTELLO, STARRING - uma thurman, john travolta and samuel l jackson

nevada will never be the same

no trolls in our little swampy backwater ron

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #17 on:** June 07, 2009, 06:47:12 PM »

call this troll free number and blow a raspberry at sarsparilla - 1 800 TROLLFREE

tellomon · « **Reply #18 on:** June 07, 2009, 06:54:28 PM »

Quote from: gr8-expectations on June 07, 2009, 06:47:12 PM

call this troll free number and blow a raspberry at sarsparilla - 1 800 TROLLFREE

Alright, then...

I'm taking a break from this quagmire & commissioning YOU to take over here.

Have fun!

tellomon · « **Reply #19 on:** June 07, 2009, 07:32:23 PM »

Anybody?

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #20 on:** June 07, 2009, 07:37:16 PM »

Fluffy wanders by and gives a nod and a wave to Telloman!!! Hurro!!

Nice to see you out and about and away from the drums...

tellomon · « **Reply #21 on:** June 07, 2009, 07:39:53 PM »

drum-o-phobe, are you?

tellomon · « **Reply #22 on:** June 07, 2009, 07:49:00 PM »

So MANY lurkers....

So few replies.

Lurkers, you really could, maybe should... converge upon the forums at:

http://www.rontello.com

(Cheap, shameless plug......)

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #23 on:** June 07, 2009, 07:51:55 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 07:39:53 PM

drum-o-phobe, are you?

No Mr Tello, just forgot my earplugs.

tellomon · « **Reply #24 on:** June 07, 2009, 07:58:07 PM »

Quote from: Fluffy*Duckee on June 07, 2009, 07:51:55 PM

Quote from: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 07:39:53 PM
drum-o-phobe, are you?

No Mr Tello, just forgot my earplugs.

I'll Bless yer earplugs if you kinda promise to hang out a little longer with me when I need you in a pinch like this.....

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #25 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:04:30 PM »

Does blessing ear plugs keep them from being possessed?

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #26 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:05:28 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 07:58:07 PM

Quote from: Fluffy*Duckee on June 07, 2009, 07:51:55 PM
Quote from: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 07:39:53 PM
drum-o-phobe, are you?

No Mr Tello, just forgot my earplugs.

I'll Bless yer earplugs if you kinda promise to hang out a little longer with me when I need you in a pinch like this.....

And I don't like being pinched. It hurts.

tellomon · « **Reply #27 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:07:42 PM »

Quote from: Fluffy*Duckee on June 07, 2009, 08:04:30 PM

Does blessing ear plugs keep them from being possessed?

I can't believe you asked me that!

Say 3 Hail Tellos & you'll be fine.

DID YOU SEE MY OTHER NUISANCE POSTS?
Soon to be HOT TOPICS in this forum or not.......

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #28 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:10:30 PM »

Hail Tello
Hail Tello
Hail Tello

Does that do it?

Sorry about the reask. Us ducks have very short memories.

tellomon · « **Reply #29 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:11:41 PM »

Quote from: Fluffy*Duckee on June 07, 2009, 08:05:28 PM

Quote from: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 07:58:07 PM
Quote from: Fluffy*Duckee on June 07, 2009, 07:51:55 PM
Quote from: tellomon on June 07, 2009, 07:39:53 PM
drum-o-phobe, are you?

No Mr Tello, just forgot my earplugs.

I'll Bless yer earplugs if you kinda promise to hang out a little longer with me when I need you in a pinch like this.....

And I don't like being pinched. It hurts.

Far be it from me to ask..but I must say: If you is girl...I will find you to be thee most "pinchable" on campus.......

Just sayin'.....I dunno if any Man would play the "Fluffy*Duckee" hand..........

C):-{= <" i aint sayin' nuthin'.... "<<

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #30 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:15:04 PM »

I is a dinky die girlie Mr Tello, but please don't pinch.

RiffRaff · « **Reply #31 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:19:15 PM »

Hello Tello.

I clicked on this thread 40 times to make you feel good about the number of views it has.

I hope my efforts are appreciated........I won't tell anyone else....ok.

BTW.........watch out for fluffy, she isn't really a duck

Rock on !!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #32 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:20:18 PM »

Quote from: Fluffy*Duckee on June 07, 2009, 08:15:04 PM

I is a dinky die girlie Mr Tello, but please don't pinch.

I ain't pinchin' as much as I am flinchin' at the "view counter" on this & other 'active' threads hereabouts.......

Me thinks the lurkers are circle-ling our wagons....

tellomon · « **Reply #33 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:21:46 PM »

Hi Riff!
Glad we could connect.

Come on in, let me buy ya a drink....

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #34 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:22:44 PM »

Hi Riffy!!!

How do you know wot I am Riffy. Have you been spying?

Fluffy wonders how Tello can buy Riffy a drink across the internet.

RiffRaff · « **Reply #35 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:24:05 PM »

Scotch on the rocker .......... ta Tello

RiffRaff · « **Reply #36 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:25:40 PM »

Sorry Fluffs......how do you tap the keyboard

tellomon · « **Reply #37 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:27:50 PM »

Fluffy wonders how Tello can buy Riffy a drink across the internet.

TapPal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #38 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:31:49 PM »

TapPal. he he

Can Riffi get his money back if the drink isn't as described?

(Fluffy suspects that this question has also been answered before, but asks anyway)

RiffRaff · « **Reply #39 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:32:00 PM »

Fluffy wonders how Tello can buy Riffy a drink across the internet.

C'mon Fluffy.........where there's a will...............

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #40 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:33:20 PM »

So many choices. The 'internet' mustn't be exclusive and sellers must able to choose.. Maybe Ebay should listen to the internet.

tellomon · « **Reply #41 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:35:33 PM »

PayRiff.

Ding. A winner.

MAN DOWN--How do I follow an act like that!!!???????????

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #42 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:38:08 PM »

Quote from: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 08:32:00 PM

Fluffy wonders how Tello can buy Riffy a drink across the internet.

C'mon Fluffy.........where there's a will...............

Hmm Fluffy thinks Riffy is a double winner here. He gets the drinks and pays himself.

RiffRaff · « **Reply #43 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:39:24 PM »

At one time Tello.....me and Smee were going to take over eBay !!

RiffRaff · « **Reply #44 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:41:03 PM »

Drinks are currency Fluffy.............but can only be redeemed by PayRiff management

tellomon · « **Reply #45 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:45:07 PM »

Quote from: RiffRaff on June 07, 2009, 08:39:24 PM

At one time Tello.....me and Smee were going to take over eBay !!

Right!

And my little ol' store in Montello is called T-Mart.

That "T" stands for Tello.

RiffRaff · « **Reply #46 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:49:27 PM »

We can dream Tello

At least you're up and runnin'

We didn't get past the mission statement

tellomon · « **Reply #47 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:54:12 PM »

We can dream Tello
At least you're up and runnin'
We didn't get past the mission statement ....

Heh.....I made it to Elko and back...without a UFO incident. Twice in a month!
Mission accomplished here, if I can use that term...Sir???

*smee* · « **Reply #48 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:54:57 PM »

Smee is shocked

is Fluffy not really a duck ?
Buggar I have spent all afternoon glueing flippers to my feet so I can chase her in the pond

RiffRaff · « **Reply #49 on:** June 07, 2009, 08:57:49 PM »

You wouldn't know if you had a UFO incident Tello. That probe they use deletes your memory of the trip

And you thought you just needed more fibre in your diet

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Author Topic: Is Tello Broken? (Read 56803 times)

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