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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #50 on: June 07, 2009, 09:00:05 PM »
Fluffy is really a beautiful Swan Smee..........so all is not in vain  ;D

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #51 on: June 07, 2009, 09:03:56 PM »
A beautiful Swan !!! well how do I get a  gander ?


O buggar again ! a gander is a goose isnt it

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #52 on: June 07, 2009, 09:05:40 PM »
Listen up smee and Riff !

I hardly know yas, but I've read more of your works than I read Vonnegut, so you know what I'm saying as I go "Hoot-Hoot" from the sidelines.

(I want you to know: The bigggest drumset in Nevada is not a valid stock option at this time. I do have spare parts for sale, barter or trade.

Be here later...with "The Insiders Conferencetation"......)

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #53 on: June 07, 2009, 09:11:13 PM »
We'll be waiting right here drinkin' ya Scotch Tello (Smee loves his XXXX)  ;D

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #54 on: June 07, 2009, 09:16:54 PM »
Show yourselves for who you truely are, lest ye be smitten by doubters.

I'll go first....



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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #55 on: June 07, 2009, 09:24:42 PM »
Geez...I got so involved with posting, smoking, drinking and 'smoking' that I fail to know if tonight's Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell is Live...or a rerun.

See what this forum did to me?

Soon.

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #56 on: June 07, 2009, 09:26:00 PM »
Fair enough.





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« Reply #57 on: June 07, 2009, 10:00:57 PM »
Fair dinkum! (Hair piece notwithstanding...)

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #58 on: June 07, 2009, 10:07:49 PM »
Is that Slash? The Vodka did not treat him well.

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« Reply #59 on: June 07, 2009, 10:12:31 PM »
Tello...he looks like a guy I dated...well, he dated me..at least I think he did.

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« Reply #60 on: June 07, 2009, 10:13:47 PM »
No...

That's Anna. Miss Rexic. My assistant.

Did you see this yet?

I'm The Mayor!

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #61 on: June 07, 2009, 10:19:04 PM »
Cool shot, is that a real piece?

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #62 on: June 07, 2009, 10:19:38 PM »
I could see the leadership qualities (and the sidearm) straight-away Tello  ;D

I knew you'd have to be Mayor, or President of the Retailers Association.

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #63 on: June 07, 2009, 10:24:50 PM »
oops...beg ya pardon Miss Rexic.



(ya need to hold her down and stuff a pie in her gob)

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« Reply #64 on: June 07, 2009, 10:29:33 PM »
oops...beg ya pardon Miss Rexic.



(ya need to hold her down and stuff a pie in her gob)

Witness this:



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« Reply #65 on: June 07, 2009, 10:34:23 PM »
I could see the leadership qualities (and the sidearm) straight-away Tello  ;D

I knew you'd have to be Mayor, or President of the Retailers Association.

Right. Just wait to see the surprised look in the townfolks' faces when I reveal myself as being the reincarnated persona of William Bonnie.

Alias "Billy The Kid".



Woot!
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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #66 on: June 07, 2009, 10:37:34 PM »
Lookin good!

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #67 on: June 07, 2009, 10:40:26 PM »
Handsome couple Tello Billy.

Do you have any 'townsfolk' left? Or did they all fall foul of 'The Kid' ?

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« Reply #68 on: June 07, 2009, 10:43:38 PM »
Cool shot, is that a real piece?

Smith & Wesson 6-shot  Dual Action .38 Special. 8 1/4" barrel.

Hog Leg.

Cannon.

Doomsday Machine on wheels.........

It'll spank the hoodlums for sure !

Looks good in the Movies, huh?
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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #69 on: June 07, 2009, 10:45:31 PM »
Do you have any 'townsfolk' left? Or did they all fall foul of 'The Kid' ?

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #70 on: June 07, 2009, 10:49:02 PM »
Yeah but it was 364 when you shot the last Mayor right ?  ;D

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #71 on: June 07, 2009, 10:50:43 PM »
Wrong.

Google Montello Nevada.

Find out how the diesel-electric locomotive destroyed this town...



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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #72 on: June 07, 2009, 10:51:24 PM »
You been there for how long Tello???

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #73 on: June 07, 2009, 10:53:09 PM »
After having read all the posts by Ron Tallo, it is my considered professional opinion that Tallo is NOT broken

He is merely badly BENT

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #74 on: June 07, 2009, 10:56:38 PM »
Tello....I googled your town but all I got was hundreds of reported UFO sightings and stories of malicious probing  ;D

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #75 on: June 07, 2009, 10:57:44 PM »

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #76 on: June 07, 2009, 11:00:42 PM »
How long: 5 years

Bent? No, just a healthy tad twisted from Natural Wonders.

Probing: Yeah right. Trying to be funny?

I'm the guy who named Ron Watson's place "Area 52".


What are you waiting for...an invitation?



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« Reply #77 on: June 07, 2009, 11:03:13 PM »
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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #78 on: June 07, 2009, 11:05:03 PM »
If you can get me through safely Billy, I'm there !!!

Got a spare bunk? Or do I have to rough it under the stars and spaceships?

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #79 on: June 07, 2009, 11:06:43 PM »
Do you get many tourists?

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« Reply #80 on: June 07, 2009, 11:07:55 PM »
Do you get many tourists?

Yeah. RiffRaff is coming to town!
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« Reply #81 on: June 07, 2009, 11:08:51 PM »
If you can get me through safely Billy, I'm there !!!

Got a spare bunk? Or do I have to rough it under the stars and spaceships?

EM me!
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« Reply #82 on: June 07, 2009, 11:09:38 PM »
sleep under the cymbals Riff??

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« Reply #83 on: June 07, 2009, 11:15:01 PM »
sleep under the cymbals Riff??

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« Reply #84 on: June 07, 2009, 11:24:52 PM »
plenty of shelter there!

I might tag along for a look too!

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« Reply #85 on: June 07, 2009, 11:27:00 PM »
Pack a bag.
Make sure there's something in it!
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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #86 on: June 07, 2009, 11:28:48 PM »
I'm seeing flying saucers  ;D

Looks like we can crash at Tello's T-Mart Imps..........big time  ;D

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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #87 on: June 07, 2009, 11:41:07 PM »
if you sleep there you may become a sex cymbal !

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« Reply #88 on: June 07, 2009, 11:43:34 PM »
Is the town big enough for two sex cymbols? One has a gun !!

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« Reply #89 on: June 07, 2009, 11:44:06 PM »
Gonna be a trip into the unknown Riff..

I'm packin, packin bricks!!

Now, where did I put my tambourine and clean hanky.

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« Reply #90 on: June 07, 2009, 11:45:38 PM »
Don't be so sure.

I'm still "under construction"

You may have to move around a bit to allow for proper clearance of flying debris.



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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #91 on: June 07, 2009, 11:46:01 PM »
Is the town big enough for two sex cymbols? One has a gun !!
It didnt look properly cocked to me Riff

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« Reply #92 on: June 07, 2009, 11:47:30 PM »
I can move, don't like to do much of it but still can.

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« Reply #93 on: June 07, 2009, 11:48:30 PM »
Smee.....Tellos back yard is 20 acres of shooting range. I think he knows how to cock a gun  ;D

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« Reply #94 on: June 07, 2009, 11:52:25 PM »
Hey Tello, did the Cops bust ya the other day??

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« Reply #95 on: June 07, 2009, 11:54:06 PM »
Heh-heh.

You said cock.

Heh-hehhhheehhhhh



No, the cops didn't bust me. What did you hear?

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« Reply #96 on: June 08, 2009, 12:02:25 AM »
Ahhhh...COCK!!

Nah, nofin, you said you were pissed riding around out on ya land, I wondered if they got ya for DUI

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« Reply #97 on: June 08, 2009, 12:06:49 AM »
They didn't get me on nuthin'.
I got them on being repeat boneheads.

No biggie.

Who's got brekkie?

It's 7:05 here now.

Don't make me wait!!!
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« Reply #98 on: June 08, 2009, 12:08:44 AM »


Here, have this, all I have in my fridge



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Re: Is Tello Broken?
« Reply #99 on: June 08, 2009, 12:10:41 AM »
that looks artificial to me Imp