Author Topic: eBay Funny (Not Truthful) Acronyms (Read 20962 times)

col52 · « **on:** May 25, 2009, 08:46:31 PM »

EM=PLB........ebay management = people less brains

TOEFU...........trolls on ebay forums unlimited
TWWNP........those who will not pay
BINDPL.........buy it now, don't pay later
REP.............rare ebay pinks

*wheels* · « **Reply #1 on:** May 25, 2009, 09:01:23 PM »

watch the cartoon and play the game:

http://www.ioffer.com/feepay/

*CountessA* · « **Reply #2 on:** May 25, 2009, 09:46:40 PM »

LHWC - Live Help Who Care
BWGICAP - Bots Who Graduated in Cut And Paste
NISN - New Improved Search (Not)
OBBS - Our Best Buddy Shaggy
EB:KTC - eBay Forums: Killing The Community
TPAYO - Twenty Posts And You're Out

col52 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 25, 2009, 10:28:07 PM »

LHWC - Live Help Who Care

:construction: zone

col52 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 25, 2009, 10:32:44 PM »

HPR.............homeless pinks rule

AND, after Canada operations shut down....................

CSAAUECU.............confused sellers abound after using ebay "contact us"
SSOEMTC................successful selling on ebay, move to China

Centuries · « **Reply #5 on:** May 26, 2009, 11:20:49 PM »

YMIV -----Your membership is valued

Roo · « **Reply #6 on:** May 26, 2009, 11:57:37 PM »

FIGJAM.....Shuggy's mantra....

Bellagina · « **Reply #7 on:** May 27, 2009, 10:13:55 PM »

very Clever!

col52 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 27, 2009, 10:34:26 PM »

Quote from: Roo on May 26, 2009, 11:57:37 PM

FIGJAM.....Shuggy's mantra....

I saw that on t, I am but a lowly court jester and it goes straight over my jingling jesters hat.

exislegirl · « **Reply #9 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:54:49 AM »

Quote from: col52 on May 27, 2009, 10:34:26 PM

Quote from: Roo on May 26, 2009, 11:57:37 PM
FIGJAM.....Shuggy's mantra....

I saw that on t, I am but a lowly court jester and it goes straight over my jingling jesters hat.

'Feck I'm Good Just Ask Me'

col52 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 28, 2009, 01:07:52 PM »

Ahhh, fank you outofexisle and

(would I know you?)

*barny* · « **Reply #11 on:** May 28, 2009, 01:16:40 PM »

FEABAS

Feck em all big and small

BIOYA

Blow it out ya a...

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #12 on:** May 28, 2009, 05:55:23 PM »

sbkh = Should be keelhauled.

It was the cat's idea & who am I to disagree!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2009, 05:59:45 PM »

IWTCI - It Was The Cat's Idea

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #14 on:** May 28, 2009, 06:01:37 PM »

"IWTCI"
Good one Countess.

cueperkins · « **Reply #15 on:** May 28, 2009, 06:02:21 PM »

STWUS = Sure..that's what Ubb says

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #16 on:** May 28, 2009, 06:06:59 PM »

"STWUS"

I Like that one too Cupie, it really was the cat's idea though!

col52 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2009, 07:53:41 PM »

TDAMC...........The dog ate my computer

*CountessA* · « **Reply #18 on:** May 28, 2009, 08:25:24 PM »

MTYOPTBINB - My Two Year Old Pressed The Buy It Now Button
IBIHAWHFAWBM - I've Been In Hospital And We Have Floods And We've Been Mugged
SIDACP - Sorry, I Died And Can't Pay
IPYPWIFLI - I'll Post Your Parcel When I Feel Like It
PEWTFH - Payment Expected Within Twenty-Four Hours
NRTFLA - No Responsibility Taken For Lost Parcels
NRTFTMA - No Responsibility Taken For Too Many Acronyms

col52 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 28, 2009, 08:38:39 PM »

NPBWBEAD.........non paying bidders will be executed at dawn
ICGATAYEIWMM...........I couldn't give a toss about your excuses I want my money
IWTBINAPYNYPSII............I want to buy it now and pay you next year,please send item immediately

Centuries · « **Reply #20 on:** May 28, 2009, 08:44:05 PM »

IWPWIFAC....I wil pay when I find a computer

*barny* · « **Reply #21 on:** May 29, 2009, 09:15:55 AM »

I don't think an acronym is truely such, unless it can be pronounced like a normal word by a normal person.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #22 on:** May 29, 2009, 09:26:53 AM »

These are all easy to say!

Barny, perhaps your tongue is suffering the condition known as Tongue Pretzel. This can be operated on by a skilled team of parrots.

Liisa-Sx · « **Reply #23 on:** May 29, 2009, 10:26:18 AM »

BMW - Buyer Must Wait.
SAAB - Sellers Attack Abhorent Buyers.
JEEP - Just Ebay Enjoying Paypal.
FORD - Filthy objects Really Dirty.
NARU - Not A Real User
BARB - Blah Attack Report Bollocks

*CountessA* · « **Reply #24 on:** May 29, 2009, 11:25:38 AM »

MANNERS - Malicious And Nasty Never-Ending Reporting Style

*barny* · « **Reply #25 on:** May 29, 2009, 11:33:37 AM »

Well done Countess !!

col52 · « **Reply #26 on:** May 29, 2009, 04:30:00 PM »

Quote from: countessa on May 29, 2009, 09:26:53 AM

These are all easy to say!

Barny, perhaps your tongue is suffering the condition known as Tongue Pretzel. This can be operated on by a skilled team of parrots.

Newsflash........................

Read about it, read about is, get your up to date news 'ere.

TBIC..............the brick is highly contageous
The new brick, made in China, has a MAJOR flaw (apart from disintigrating on featherlight touch).
It has Brick Tongue Pretzel. This highly a contageous infection, if you trip across this brick as it lurks in it's destructive mode, please attend a major hospital to get the appropriate attention and antidote.

col52 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 29, 2009, 04:41:12 PM »

LADA..........Ladies all adore aroma
SKODA...........Sellers keep on dropping away

Centuries · « **Reply #28 on:** May 29, 2009, 09:51:07 PM »

BARF...Bricks are really funny

COT .....Col Is Too

TAR? Those are readable?

*CountessA* · « **Reply #29 on:** May 29, 2009, 10:06:14 PM »

CHABATCAN - Centuries Has Actually Been At The Computer All Night

Centuries · « **Reply #30 on:** May 29, 2009, 10:49:49 PM »

:bat:

Bellagina · « **Reply #31 on:** May 29, 2009, 11:05:02 PM »

decided I'd better not post this one....

will have to think of another!

Centuries · « **Reply #32 on:** May 29, 2009, 11:24:36 PM »

Awww! Go on!

*Yibida* · « **Reply #33 on:** June 01, 2009, 01:04:51 PM »

FFS = Please wait a moment ....

Bellagina · « **Reply #34 on:** June 01, 2009, 07:21:04 PM »

SEARCH Systematically Error-filled And Random Hassle

*CountessA* · « **Reply #35 on:** June 01, 2009, 07:29:16 PM »

Superb, Bellagina! I award that one a perfect 10!

Bellagina · « **Reply #36 on:** June 01, 2009, 07:38:44 PM »

Awww thanks countess!

col52 · « **Reply #37 on:** June 01, 2009, 08:11:36 PM »

ebay.........evacuate before all yanked

Centuries · « **Reply #38 on:** June 02, 2009, 03:00:37 AM »

PAYPAL Participate And You Pay And Lose

col52 · « **Reply #39 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:07:16 AM »

Very good Centuries and at 3am too. You have been up on the PC all night!

Centuries · « **Reply #40 on:** June 02, 2009, 02:48:23 PM »

Thank you,col

Had to be up.....

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