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What will it take to get young people to appreciate America?

I often wonder the difference between patriotism and unconditional love for your country, but how did we go from living and appreciating the world’s foremost economic and military powerhouse to the derisive rioting, violent protests, and the obliviousness to what America has once stood for? Has our educational system failed? How are young Americans being raised to hate the very country they live and can thrive in? Does it prove a failed educational system?

Unfortunately, a large portion of our young generation does not believe the United States of America is a nation worth loving or feeling pride towards. How did we go from standing up to the Pledge of Allegiance, teaching our children respect for the flag, to allowing Americans to turn their backs on the very flag that represents every one of our states, the hardiness and valor of our nation, the purity and innocence of its people, the vigilance, perseverance, and justice for its citizens?


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The chaos at the southern border has seriously intensified amid a weakened press coverage and nobody holding the Biden admin accountable.
Border Agents Make Stunning Arrest As Southern Crisis Intensifies

Border patrol agents in the Rio Grande Valley sector encountered the biggest single group of illegal immigrants so far this year, and made over 15,000 arrests all within the last week.

The border has seen a spike in large group crossings according to U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP).

Agents with the Rio Grande City border patrol station encountered a single group comprised of 298 people walking north along a ranch road near La Grulla, Texas, after illegally entering the United States, according to a CBP statement. This is the largest single group so far this fiscal year, CBP noted.


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Editorial

I don't wanna.

I don't hafta.

I answer to no one.

I cater to many.

I don't need to talk about much.

You flockers aren't exactly chatty either.

That's even steven, fine.

I don't wanna cuz I don't hafta.

I can take Hostages now, right?


Fundraising is in effect.
Pay or suffer.

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YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS NOT FUN ANYMORE. NOW IT'S A CRUSADE, AND I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT GAS PRICES WHILE COMMANDEERING A STOLEN VEHICLE......

Police Commander: "Just let him go. He's gonna run out of gas any minute now..."
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"We all know why we are here."

No we don't. Who are you people?
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See? Now who's doing all the work around here.... ?

:smee!: REAL Brutes prefer to call it 'Heavy Lifting'.
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I don't have to post.

You don't have to give me your money, USD.

Conundrum?

You bet!

How much?
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"Thx for reminding me that I don't know where my
jumper cables are."
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Philosopher: "When pigs fly."

Police Man: "Hey, hey buddy... you don't have to get personal about it."
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You want a peek into my personal life like a Tabloidian?

Chew on this:

I have more trouble on the Loo than I have with you.

Happy now?
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In lieu of apologies,
I offer Damage Reports.

The Science behind it is pretty Groovy.

Who do you trust?
Mouthpieces or The Labs?


:tello: " I'd trust smee if he has a Lab, but he could be jiving... "
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Steve Lanman
Thought this was supposed to be satire. 😂

Rachel Hilliker
Steve Lanman Right? Too much truth in this!

Ron Stoppenhagen
Steve Lanman Not The Bee material! Lol

Ron Tello Culley
It hurts. Get over it.

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How come Tessa duzzint post in BOLD?

Why has she not posted recently?

Hmmm, this looks like a perfect opportunity to

TRASH THIS JOINT!

My House.

Her Rules.

You see my dilemma?
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No, it's NOT a gender-based conflict.

Stricktly an ADMIN decree. Don't need a dick to be a Dick.

Subverting the adversaries is a challenge on all web sites.

Pull that off....That's Juice!

See? I'm keen and you need to keep up...


(Secretly, Tessa is repairing her childhood broken home with duct tape, and she's doing it wrong.)

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Is this a Crime Scene yet?
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Thursday Live: This Is a Life and Death Situation! Top Doctors Warn Majority of Vaccinated Patients Will Develop Permanent Cardiovascular Damage

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Hey you know what I'm bizzy.

Preparing the way of the Ford
or whatever truck is gonna transport my Crib to Montello.

This is depressingly exciting.

Not nearly as Bad as The Left For Dead Ranch escapade....

What's interesting is... we, no, I have the chunk change to pay this off.

Desperate times demand easy cash flow.

And I ain't Trippin' Out like some folks......

They forgot all about me.

I'm a Big Boy... I can get revenge anytime, anywhere on any Race Track!
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Define "Good Credit".
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Don't bother with how "Bad credit is better than no credit at all."

Bloody Jive, that one...

You know, if you were me, yood pay in installments,
and offer your First Born as collateral.

I borrowed a kid one time.

Not sure if he's home yet....
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Are the Dark Eye Glasses of The Men in Black bullet proof?

I'm thinking my air guns can do the trick.

Stay tuned.
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And when my next to worst enemy is 6 feet under, in Montello and
I drop a Double Bacon Cowboy Cheese Burger deuce on it,
does it register in Hell?
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No, I don't "Have Issues".

I have "Content".

YOU have issues.

Your silence speaks volumes
and it's loud.

Lurkers.
Good for 2 things in my life.

Ratings is one of them.

The other one... talk to smee.


No, wait! He's not talking. I guess you just got pwned.

Sry.
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Hey you know what?
You wanna see Action?

Get over here and help us out.

Not asking for much.
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Hey you know what?
You wanna see Action?

Get over here and help us out.

Not asking for much.

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I have questions.
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In don't post Fishing Tips
because if you want them
yer no good at fishing so stay home.

"Too drunk to fish" is an Anthem, not an alibi.

Anybody can buy a fish at Market and lie about it.

I can't.

The lake is dry.
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Andrew Quinones asked a question .
Anyone else have this problem? My wife says I need new conversation topics lol... credit Drummers Of The World

Richard Domenchello
I'd just turn and straight out ask her if she would like to play my drums.

Larry V Duffrin
There is always Cymbals and Racks

Mätt Hïcks
I feel bad for my wife. All she hears is drums, golf, motorcycles, Mötley Crüe, and chicken wings.

Ben Bellville
Girls love it when we talk about drums

Dan Lee Kennard
Tell her to parradiddle do one Ahaha

Joe Williams
Bring up marvel movies, then talking about drums doesn't sound so bad

Jack Hendricks
She just needs a good triple stroke.

Ron Tello Culley
Paradiddle-stroll.....

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Shhh.

It's secret.
Lotus is here.
She had a physical issue. No biggie.
Muscular cramping. Again.
(It's normal for older customers.)

My favorite. Comes highly recommended!

I do the Laying On of Hands with Lotus.

Works everytime..
I am a Magic Man.

If you tell, Big Pharma will kill me.

I hope they are a shitty shot.

No worries.

I identify with the Zombie gender.
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Right, so now you know my secret.

I am not a Journalist.

I'm a crappy drummer

and I have the power to heal.

I can stop hating life if it would cut back on the appointments.

Geez, is everybody daft?
I suspect Fakirs.

Yeah, Prophets of All Ages get their ass kicked by Caesar.

Now it's my turn, you watch.....


I've been expecting it since 1967 and if nothing ever happens,
I'm gonna be very disappointed.

How dare they impose the illusion of doom upon me and then NOT deliver?

Pussies!
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Stupid Government

VS.

Silent smee


Ripper!

Or is it Struth?


(Hey screw you fellow Yanks! This Strine Bullshit ain't easy so flock orf already, will ya?
Bloody Yankers!)


When your OZ National Treasure Steve Irwin was murdered by a fish,
the fish got higher Ratings than Irwin.
What's up with that, M8?
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Are they holding back any evidence that can suddenly appear in a Museum?

What's the joints' name?

Fish Kill.


It's a verb, not a noun.
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Ok ok, so we got a black eye in WW2 and the 1960's and beyond.

That's Gov Biz. Compare to Oz.

Now that I'm a Grown Up...... shite....

What's worse: I'm The Ron.

Families evacuate their homes when I come around.

Can't tell ya what happens Down Town....


Hint: I was smoking and the liberal mob got their feelings hurt again. "SCORE!"

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