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Something smells dead here.

It might be the Local Culture.


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And in all this time peeps are expecting great and wonderous works....
and all they get is Tello.

Yeah, I'm bummed out about it too....


Shut up, smee...
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ISO Sanity in an Insane world.

PM me.
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This is just beginning.

All that which has gone before is the stuff my Nightmares are made of.

I'm awake now.
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Geez, did you see teeth in that pic?

Where are they now?
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Enuff about me.

What about YOU????

Define yourself.

Confess!


(The smee Squad need not bother...)
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Looks like a Yankee Standoff.

Nobody make a move for fear of looking like a turd.

At the end of the day, we all gravitate to The Pub!
   :beerontap:
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This is NOT Wisdom.

That shite costs
and you can't swing it.

What you get from me is bits and fleeces of stuff around here.

If you dint like insults, you wouldn't come here.

And that's a sickness I can accept!

I am purposeful.

And I have Jerky!
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I also have my new solar powered wrist watch
and my hand is falling off.

I'm gonna complain!


A HAZMAT Team is last on my agenda.
Leave the worst for the First!
-A Rob Zombie Film
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If "Happy tastes good",
how does Failure taste?
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Words fail this one.

Try Scratch and Sniff Clues.com/
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From this point forward, if and when anything/everything goes bad....
Call my WhiteBoy!

Devin Bynum.

He's informed.

Said he signed up here and I see no evidence of it yet.

Somebody better have a trash can on stand-by.....


No, smee, stand down. This is about a trash can, NOT a trash talker. Sry.
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You can have one without the other.

I am The Other.


Duzzint matter. I'm going back to Montello,
out of the Fire and into the Pan.
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I need more Pot!

Step back.. I'm ordering up!
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You sent Today at 11:38 PM
Hi. 100 Mid tomorrow 5 PM OK?


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It beats jail on a whim!
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Something?
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:To Post... or not to Post.

Why is that a question?

I get 300 Hits a day no matter what I do.

And it is Good.

Except for my sciatica.....

I walk like I'm drunk, so my drinking is undetected.
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Ron Tello Culley > Rick Culley
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.msg713025...
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The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)

Ron Tello Culley
Dammit Little Brother, we're getting older than AJ Winkler. Something must be done about it! Let's go fishing! Your lake or mine?

Ron Tello Culley
I'm sure Gonda approves of your hair style.


https://www.facebook.com/rick.culley.1
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https://www.spokeo.com/Gonda+St+Watsonville+CA+addresses

This street is named after me Grammy! Long Live Gonda!

I OWN this Legacy! It's not Royalty but it is Hard Core Pioneer American!
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Can you imagine a street named after smee?

WTF would that sound like?

"smeet!"

Pretty lame, that one, buddy.

(Good luck with that Legacy...)
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Me Grams and Gramps told me to never accept wooden nickels.

I never seen one yet.

Can we call off the Alert?
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I'm trying to remember the last time I was in Watsonville, Ca., home of Gonda Street.

Maybe 1995?

Oh who is gonna remember that? I DON'T!
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Back in the day, Watsonville was the Artichoke Boss of All.
Not anymore.

And Gilroy was the Garlic Boss of the world.

Not sure about them now. Dint look.

Stucco has a sinister way of obliterating crops and fields.
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I LIVE the loss.

I have respect and pity for the agricultural earth.

"They paved Paradise, put up a parking lot".


https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/jonimitchell/bigyellowtaxi.html
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Hey ok, I have my head inside me undies.

Can I smoke in here?


Your smee answer is void in most States.

If I can just tickle Admin's Fancy Button...... I too can be a misdemeanor
suspect again!
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This is NO longer about smokin and drinkin.

Now is about Jokin and thinkin.

And your help is welcome.

50/50.

It's a slogan, not a business projection.


Heh-heh, check it out...cyber stalking Admin, how cool is that?
What can go wrong?
Oh yeah, smee.

Throw 2 flares.
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I'll tell you about DIVERSION!
When I was a boy......and now I'm 63 years old.....

What is the question?

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This is not easy.
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Not easy at all.
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So hey listen, if there are any loose women in the crowd
you can send them to my location.

I'm trying out new Cannibal Recipes!


BBQ Pussy Burger....the BEST on my vest!
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All pussy is meat.
Not all meat is pussy.
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Pinked?

Sin Binned?

What?

How much more can I get away with this shite?

It's not like I'm really trying.
I'm always this way.
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Around here, "Forgiveness" is an F word.
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And unto my fellow Comrades and survivors of this eRuin, I say:

"More Paisley!"

That'll brighten things up!


But for how long?
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I came here carried by my retinue who were waving palm leaves over my face and so on.
I can try to inflate them, but I think it will result in my being airborne.
 
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I came here expecting you to make sense.
Imagine my disappointment.

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So, let me get this straight: We are all Adults here except me?
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I wanna see InAdminGrid's Credentials.

She can be scamming us, too!


O, like yer Admin and untouchable?
What wonton hubris! The lack of humanity is beyond the pale.
And some other choice words to go along with it.

Do you now SEE what it is?????

OZ is an Alien dinghy, and it is set sailing to the galaxy
with marginal competency.
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The Three Amigos In Outer Space
"Houston, we are a problem".

:tello:    :smee!:     :eranium:
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Wonton hubris? It's all wrapped up in rice paper and lightly steamed?


That is certainly a type of hubris the likes of which I have not encountered.
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Let's cut the crap.

Let's Wrap!!!!


"Come here. I need you to hold something for me".
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Not much use for Experts on this one...
'Rare, dangerous and deadly' heat wave tightens grip on western US

The magnitude of the heat across the western United States through the coming week will be one for the record books, according to forecasters. And it's not just how hot it will get that will set this particular heat wave apart from others the region has frequently endured in the past -- it's how long it will last.

The hot pattern could set dozens of new daily record highs through the middle of June, in addition to potentially setting new all-time high marks for the month as a whole in some locations.


https://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-forecasts/rare-dangerous-and-deadly-heat-wave-tightens-grip-on-western-us/961965
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Raising Chickens In Your Back Yard

You probably thought about it for quite some time, which has directed you towards this article. Raising chickens at home is seemingly effortless but requires good planning, execution, and constant monitoring. It is a big commitment that you will make, and therefore before starting, make sure you are 100% ready for it. Or are YOU chicken?


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I got 1,005 items in my InBox.

We have the Hammer of The County SlaughterLords over our heads.

I got a Bug Out Plan.
Sherry runs the communications.

Are you with us?
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Look, if you start calling my private number,
I will hang up on the Flamers, Spammers and Trolls!

Everybody else, take your chances.

I might even make it MY SHOUT!
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THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS M86THECAT@YAHOO.COM
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"It's only a Junk Thread when you post.

I'm looking sharp here lately!"
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INSIDE SCOOP!

I have Lotus in my Lair once again.

She's sedated now, but just you wait!

Better bad times are a Trending Story!

And we are the Main Characters.


Shut up, smee. You never talk to me anymore. Are you now a Drop Bear Activist?Get a Face and show it.

You won't, and that's how smee runs his Freak Show!
Gotta love it!



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