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How the Colorful World of Oz Changed Movies Forever

Have you ever witnessed a child watch an old black and white movie and seen the puzzled look on their face as they wondered how our movie worlds went from black and grey to vibrant color? Today we’re clicking our ruby slippers to go back in time to a world where a new emerging innovation brought color into our lives and reshaped the world as we know it!

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BURNING RUBBER

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BURNING FAT
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4 States Issue States Of Emergency As Gas Outages Hit Nation On Biden’s Watch; Biden ‘Scrambling’

The governors of four states have issued state of emergency declarations as they face gas outages sparked by the Colonial Pipeline ransomware attacks.

Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, and Virginia have all implemented states of emergency, “allowing state governments to activate the National Guard as needed, and helps streamline cooperation between state and local officials,” according to DW.

President Joe Biden has taken heat for his slow reaction to the attack on the U.S. pipeline. Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis on Tuesday night, for example, blasted the president for essentially shrugging his shoulders in response.


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"You must do the thing you think you cannot do."
-Eleanor Roosevelt

Today, we think of Eleanor Roosevelt as a strong and fearless role model. The longest-serving First Lady of the United States, she transformed the role, taking on more leadership and political responsibility than any before her. In her autobiography, though, she described her younger self as timid, afraid of the dark and of punishment, and longing to be loved. It was only in adulthood, repeatedly facing what frightened her, that she learned, “once you have met it and lived through it you find that forever after you are freer than you ever were before.” It's a sentiment similar to one her husband famously expressed: “The only thing to fear is fear itself.” The difference is in the freedom she describes: “You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face.”
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Which author is generally credited with writing the first detective story?

Edgar Allan Poe
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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Though primarily known as a master of horror, Edgar Allan Poe is also regarded as the author of the first detective story. Published in 1841 in Graham’s Magazine, Poe’s story “The Murders in the Rue Morgue'' follows main character C. Auguste Dupin as he solves the mysterious deaths of two women. Throughout the investigation, Dupin exhibits the now-familiar traits of a fictional sleuth: He’s reclusive and eccentric, with keen powers of observation, and able to solve complex cases using a combination of physical evidence, circumstantial deduction, and imaginative reasoning. Dupin would appear in two more Poe stories, “The Mystery of Marie Roget” and “The Purloined Letter,” and go on to influence the creation of Sherlock Holmes, among other characters. Like Holmes, Dupin often worked at night, smoked a pipe, and had a somewhat dim-witted sidekick.

Source: Edgar Allan Poe National Historical Site | Date Updated: May 4, 2021


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Attention Tello files friends, followers and lurkers. Do to technical difficulties, the Ron Tello show will not be happening. This is a temporary setback. However, feel free to carry on without him. He knows he will be sorely missed.
Discuss.
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He's pressed a red button on his computer that said "Never press this button"...?
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Not the "insert flash" button

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It's been a long time since that was cause for global concern!
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WHEN BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD LAPTOPS
Tello Returns; nothing to say.
Mental Tech Health is Trending
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[EDITORIAL] I have been in the Shop for what----4 days? and my lappy was drinking all me Plonck.

Suddenly, I take delivery of a clean chance to continue online
and all I get is 1,028 emails (SOURCE MATERIAL) to sort out.
Yeah, we're having fun here.

The pain comes when I walk.
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SHOUT OUT TO RICKY!!!!!

Just Ricky only; no one else.
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NOW WE'RE COOKING WITH GAS: THE HITS HEAT UP!
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SURVEY

Yes

No

Braindead

Vote now!

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This is not a bad Gig so long as I stay alive. Cool deal, huh? MORTALS!!!!! And you too ya Lurkers and transcribers. We don't have a Troll problem.
We run a Clean Shop here.
Sans "Standards". Don't start with me again.
I'm having a bad email day.


:smee!: Hey! What's up with that? I want a Lawyer!
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You watch.
Check the Time Stamps.

smee and his ilk will post up here in less than 24 days.

When they do, suspect them.

This is The Internet.

Shite goes bad all the time.

What a lovely way to:

A) Die

B) be mistreated

3) Say "I love you all.... you m^ther%ukkerz"
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I see a 12 year Anniversary coming up.

Here's our current data:


The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« on: May 25, 2009, 03:49:41 PM »

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.0

Prepare to Party, bicker, and hog the chocolate.
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:tello: " Does Oz have a doorbell? Ring it for me please. My fingers are absent. "
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So...you wanna get to "The Point" in most cases,
and behind the scenes the point was cut down with a file.

That's code.

Truth Trim, Truth Lite, Green Truth.

What Truth? Who's Truth?

Define it, bring it in for questioning.
It will say the "L" word...LAWYER!

Truth.
Good luck with that......

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Meanwhile at the Cowboy Bar....
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STRICKLY EVIDENCE


Luisa sent May 15 at 8:21 AM
Hey,  what are you up to? Are you ever going to come visit?

You sent Today at 2:23 PM
Maybe July! Miss me?

Luisa sent Today at 3:03 PM
Yes,  its quiet without you around.

You sent Today at 3:34 PM
Shoot something. That's LOUD! 😁

You sent Today at 7:22 PM
I have a plan, now that ya mentioned it: Ron & Sherry Tello return for the  4th of July shindig. My house is a wreck, we need 3 Star accomodations there. The Motel? Cheri's house again? What?

You sent Today at 7:23 PM
And we want a News Crew there. You want Celebrity, act like it, lol

Luisa sent Today at 9:26 PM
LOL, good luck! No news crew,  I think Cherie is full.. looks like your wreck!

Luisa sent Today at 9:26 PM
Your place probably isn't that bad,  what are you doing with it?

You sent Today at 9:47 PM
Talking about it only. Does it still have a roof?


You sent Today at 10:56 PM
Hi Troy! Sherry and I wanna come for July 4. Can you get plumbing repair in the basement at the "Union"? Check it out and report. I have Covidollars. Let us come there! Thx!



:tello:  " The worst part about being there is
GETTING THERE.

Buckle up ya Blighters! It ain't The Outback, but it is a brutal ride.
Ask me."



You sent Today at 10:42 PM
Hi again. To continue: I want yer man to own my estate. Plans now in plan that Sherry and I are going to be in Montello July 4. Be there, bring video! I got the Covidollars to do this! Say?

Marc sent Today at 11:00 PM
I'll be chatting with Devin tomorrow and contact you after

You sent Today at 11:01 PM
so right, thx! Hurry! July 4 is awaiting.

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The BEST Posts are often better than the Best Plans.

What? You don't read?

The Tello Files are coming about to 12 years on.

Study up.

Plans vs. Posts.

Interesting reading.
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What do you want of me?

I can't get BOT hate mail.
I've excluded human elements long ago...

I am not convinced that you are a Carbon-based lifeform.

Conversely, how do you know I am not a Bot?

ANSWER: I post my face, and smee can't.

BTW: I'm not convinced of Tessa's testimony about her wig collection and complimentary hair dyes...
Wow, She is young, clever, over-educated and a hot piece of Admin!

And when I chew on that, it better be in a
George A. Romero Film.


Hey, yeah! Zombie Sex, get off yourself.
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BREAKING NEWS

Zombies on the Internet, hacking your brains now.

Check your eMail!
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When ya post a distraction to distract the other distractions...
is that the equivalent of 5 PM and Pub Time?
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It's not like I depend on Ozzies to back me up here, yo.
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I've not mentioned a wig collection or hair dyes, but it's true that I have a lusciously dark red wig which I wore for some performance or other.

I think it was inspired by Rita Hayworth's extraordinary beauty in Gilda.
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That's nice.

Did you see I wazint here lately?

Yes you did.
No matter, Here or not. The clocks moves on.

Age for me, Baby!!!

It's gonna happen anyways...
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Of course I noticed a dearth of Telloism.

It's hard to miss!




As to aging... I'm going for ageless.
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ZOMBIE RULES!!!

Your Ego is bigger than mine, accepted!
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Oh, and the "Telloism" thing....please..... contact the WiKi peeps.
Convince them that Ron plus Ron equals Tello....
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I can't even see my ego without an electron microscope.
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Homestyle Alert!
I can cook, boil or fry.

That's not in the Kitchen.

It's Shop.

Hitchcock got nothing on this kid...
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I can't even see my ego without an electron microscope.

This is where you become vulnerable.

Don't do it again.
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I anticipate the introduction of the

CONTESSA VIRUS.

That's "SPANK" to the Grave.

Why not? Don't need Halloween to do that!

Is this On The Record?
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