The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)

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"If the '60's did not happen, we would have all been neighbors to The Cleavers."

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"Liking" a post is not a certified  endorsement, cuz yer prolly lying to cover-up your misplaced posts.

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What's the difference between a troll and a sockpuppet?

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/feb/23/troll-steven-poole-word-of-week

A sock puppet or sockpuppet is an online identity used for
purposes of deception.   

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Tap-Rack-Bang! w/ Frasor & Witzke - Ep. 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf4Ok3Y4Ots&t=2s

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Story, right now.
I need to do dishes, laundry and shower while conserving water.

Use your sick, twisted imagination.

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Laff it up funny boys and grrls!

Coming up next: DENTAL RECORDS plus mucous and boogers!!

Don't test me.

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Can we have some conversation here?
I'm falling asleep into a coma.


The word "have" has been graciously donated by Admin, upon request.

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Twitter knows when you're being mean. Now it will tell you, too.

Twitter will now encourage you to pause and reconsider when you post something unkind in reply to someone else.

The company has been testing a function that identifies potentially harmful, offensive and inconsiderate replies and then prompts users to potentially reconsider their Tweet before sending. The functionality rolled out to all English-language users Wednesday, according to a blog post written by Anita Butler, director of product design, and Alberto Parrella, a product manager.

https://www.protocol.com/bulletins/twitter-mean-tweets-prompt

Free Speech control. Nice goin' azzhules! We read Orwell. Nothing new here...

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Here it comes!
Mother's Day.

Another corporate generated social event.
They never did think it out all the way thru very well.

Mothers are murderers too.

Why praise that?

Your world is unacceptable to me.

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I have no problem giving shout outs to other mothers, not my own.
They were fine humans!
My mom was a demon.

Dad was a casual participant in parenting, but he was pussy whipped.
Ask my Brother. And where is he anyway?

I punched him in the face...book.

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No, you go on with your holiday fantasies and glad-handing and superficial hugs and kissies.
In my REAL TIME World, a title is not a sign of goodness.

Acts, not words speak the loudest!

You shouldda listened to us, mom.
Now look at you.
Dead.
Hated.
Dead.

Nice goin', idiot!

Thx for the one million dollars USD.

Bev lived sick, died sick and her memory is sick.

How about BAD MOTHERS DAY?

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Moving along...coming up next: Father's Day.

Not so bad. I think Ricky and I can handle it.

He's a Father and I'm a son of a Bev, adopted into slavery and some other really bad stupid shite....

Oh sure, survivors here. Where was mom murder when we needed it?

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True story: when I was a boy, I'd lay awake at night scheming ways to kill mom.
Consequently it would adversely affect my performance in school the next day.

Teacher inquired: "What up?"

Me: " I want to be an Orphan."

That way, I can move in with The Grand Peeps in Pismo
and I can grow up to be a Tidal Scientist (Beach Comber).

There was some really groovy shite there! (1959 to 1980) Now its all trash.

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I want you to be entertained with some truth,
and not mislead by rumors and lies. Except the Tello Follies.

Given the current social conditions and the sudden killing of Logic and Reason,
I must issue warning: dammit, what the F are you thinking? Karma be your worst enemy now.

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20 years ago, "Lame" was not an excuse.

Today, it's a Defense.

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Texas Passes Permitless Carry

Strike up another victory for “permitless carry” or, as it’s more properly called, constitutional carry.

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“The Texas Senate has voted to advance a bill that will allow people to carry handguns in the state without a license, setting up the state to be the largest in the country to allow permitless carry,” according to The Hill.

“The legislation passed by an 18-13 margin along party lines Wednesday evening. The bill would allow people 21 and older who can already legally own a gun to carry a handgun in public without the license, safety course and background check current law requires… [emphasis added]

https://dcwatchdog.com/texas-passes-permitless-carry/

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California Population Fell by More Than 180,000 in 2020, State’s First Ever Yearly Drop

California’s population dropped in 2020 for the first time in the state’s recorded history.

The Golden State lost 182,083 people in 2020, according to data from the state Department of Finance. State officials attributed the decline to a combination of COVID-19 deaths, a decreasing birth rate, and a reduction in immigration while announcing the figure on Friday.

https://conservativeamericatoday.com/california-population-fell-by-more-than-180000-in-2020-states-first-ever-yearly-drop/

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‘It’s Becoming A Minefield’: Billy Crystal Latest Comedian to Voice Concerns Over Cancel Culture

Add Billy Crystal to the growing list of comedians concerned that cancel culture is destroying their industry.

Mr. Saturday Night told the New York Post comedy has become a totally different world from the one he came up in. Calling it “a minefield,” the white performer who was once known for his Sammy Davis Jr. impression said, “I don’t like it … you don’t have to like it.”

Given the topic of his latest film, which he directed and co-wrote, it’s clear Crystal is giving a lot of thought to America’s state of disunion these days.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/its-becoming-a-minefield-billy-crystal-latest-comedian-to-voice-concerns-over-cancel-culture?itm_source=parsely-api&utm_source=cnemail&utm_medium=email

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FROM THE PUBLISHER (THAT'S ME!)

In an effort to find and keep a balanced presentation of news and social activity
in the world wherever that is..... I have hit a milestone brick wall.

I have searched for Happy Talk
and all I get is

404

PAGE NOT FOUND

So, yer on yer own, this one.

Maybe you should make the news with a positive spin.
Get it on pix and/or vids and forward the material to
Ron Tello
m86thecat@yahoo.com

Or don't. I don't care, whatever.
It's another Ef you moment, ok?

Fine.

And now, more posts  to come your way, so
you decide what's important and what to ignore.

That's NORMAL!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_404

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It Appears as Though Mexico is Quite Fond of the Drug Cartels

There’s a serious problem in Mexico – and it’s been spreading into the U.S. for years. The drug cartels are creating bigger drug problems. They’re also the ones making bank on the immigration problem at the border.

If only Mexico would deal with the drug cartels, it would allow things to improve.

Nope. It appears that Mexico is content with leaving the drug cartels alone – and this makes it harder for law enforcement to do their job.

https://fellowamericandaily.com/it-appears-as-though-mexico-is-quite-fond-of-the-drug-cartels/

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Who created the first political cartoon published in a U.S. newspaper?

Charles M. Schulz
Dr. Seuss
Benjamin Franklin
79%
Correct
Walt Disney

Like many other early American innovations, the first political cartoon in an American newspaper is a product of Benjamin Franklin’s genius. On May 9, 1754, in his newspaper the “Pennsylvania Gazette,” Franklin ran a woodcut labelled "Join or Die," which portrayed a snake divided into eight pieces and labelled with the names representing the colonies. In the months leading up to the cartoon, Franklin had been growing concerned over threats to the British colonists from French and Native American forces. Franklin published an article on their aggression and included the woodcut, meant to incite the colonies into action against their attackers. "Join or Die" not only serves as a vivid visual representation of the importance of unity, but some historians also note that it serves as (sort of) an actual map, with the snake's body representing the coastlines and the colonies being placed in their real geographical positions.

Source: Constitution Center | Date Updated: April 27, 2021

https://www.varsitytutors.com/earlyamerica/firsts/first-political-cartoons

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I Gotta Poo.

Can I get a

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CHEAPNESS

Now THERE'S a pandemic worth kicking in the nuts!

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I'M NOT EVEN GONNA EDIT THIS. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

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Ashley Chaney asked a question .
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Any tips on getting the people you hired to do work to respond to communication? I'm not ready to call them out on facebook yet because Im hoping they will do the right thing and respond to me and finish the job they started, but Im beyond frustrated right now.  Anyone who has dealt with this, tips appreciated.  thanks!
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Alexia Elizabeth
Did you already pay them?
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Brian Adams
Nope, I have found you have to hire people from off the mountain...
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Yogi Matt
Hard to find help up here.
Lotta meth, lotta scammers, lotta jealousy of the well to do. The good ones have work several months out from the urban flight already.
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Karen Flores Wendel
I have had a few problems with so called “workers” up there
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Jerry Trail
98% of the workers in Big Bear suck, 1% think their quality of work is better than it really is, then there is the other 1% that are really great... but they are so dang busy... it's hard to coordinate any work with them! Need to build a reliable group… See More
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Kate Trainer
I think the short answer is nothing you do will get that particular person to change their ways (they either have a good work ethic or don’t and that’s not going to change). You may have to give a hard date/time for them to reply and for them to get th… See More
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Gina Love
I’ve had to change the internal narrative. I say so and so is so reliable and usually that changes things. It’s kinda like prayer lol. Try it.
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Pat Enyart
So how about we start a list for Flaky Handymen and Contractors?
We've already got one for awful tenants.
Maybe if they know they'll be called out in public and loose work, they'll clean up their acts.(?)… See More
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John Drew VanDewerker
Admin
You are all welcome to share your experiences with local workers, both positive and negative. Suggesting that all locals aren't worth hiring will not be tolerated in this group. You might as well just leave the group if that is all you have to contribu… See More
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Kacey Medel
Seems to be a real problem up here. My husband worked for a Handy Man up here and still has not been paid from hours last July. He came highly recommended but is definately not a man of his word and owes us $500+! I see him occassionally on here … See More
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Dean Bricker
Best tip is to never let the money get ahead of the work and have something in writing as to what both parties expect. And of course don’t hire unlicensed or uninsured people unless you like to live dangerously.
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Brian Adams
Why does the admin want to block homeowners telling the truth about the type of work you will get in Big Bear ???
Why can't we have an open debate...
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John Drew VanDewerker
Admin
Just in case anyone didn't see this the 5+ other times I've posted it... You are all welcome to share your experiences with local workers, both positive and negative. Suggesting that all locals aren't worth hiring will not be tolerated in this group. Y… See More
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Susan Shane
It’s a common issue
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Christine Gowen Paulhus
It’s important for homeowners to check whether or not these handymen are licensed to do the work. I’ve seen one guy frequently promising to do work that would require a general contractor’s license and an electrical license, neither of which he has — a… See More
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Sandy Lucia
She never suggested all locals not worth hiring, those are your words.
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Anne Van Rossem Bourque
So sorry. I here a lot of this goes on up here and probably everywhere. Once you find good people hold on to them. ! I got had $$$ and now I’m very careful. Good luck. 👍
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Enrique Graciano
Don’t even ask me how I feel about quite a few “ workers “ up here 😤😤🤦???🤦???😤😤
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Pat Enyart
BTW, I've got one good one, but I'm afraid to reccomend him because he'll be so booked that he won't be available for my stuff!
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Mike Moore
Tell them you will get someone else to do it.
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Amber Valencia
If you can’t get them to finish the job I know Joseph Valencia is always open for side and goes out and beyond to make his costumers happy he is a Jack or all traits
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Dan Zan
This is exactly why I tell people if you're going to have work done to hire somebody that's licensed by the state and insured then you won't have these problems. And if you still do you can contact The California State License Board and complain. If yo… See More
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Ron Tello Culley
Let me help you out here. We have all had a bad handyman experience. I was in that Industry, and it was brutal being honest, fair and on time, only to get shafted by the client. The Devil plays both side of the Field. Watch for that, And now allow me to recommend MY Handyman, LOUIE FARFAN. He checks out 100% in my book. PM him, and mention I want a finder's fee, LOL! Good Day!
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Dan Zan
Ron Tello Culley I've been a contractor most of my life and the rest of it a handyman and I have never ever acted like the people appear in Big Bear. I've always been on time and always stuck to the contract price unless the customer agreed to changes. I've never had a customer try to screw me in the 40 years I've worked. I believe if you have a good work ethics and do a good job you won't have any customers to complain about
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Ron Tello Culley
You're one of the lucky ones I suppose. Maybe it was the geography that set me back. Victorville.
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Dan Zan
Ron Tello Culley I have found San Bernardino, Victorville and the mountain to be a Major pain in the butt with customers
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Ron Tello Culley
Common ground, this one!
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Christine Gowen Paulhus
Fellow homeowners, please do your due diligence and check a business license before hiring someone to work at your home. As a licensed contractor myself, I am all too aware of the ongoing fraud when it comes to licensing. Not only do some “contractors“ use other people’s licenses, some of them are using a suspended or expired license or doing work they are not licensed for. It only takes a minute to check to see if someone providing you an estimate is licensed or his/her license is in good standing. Protect yourself from poor workmanship and other potential issues by taking two minutes to check.
https://www.cslb.ca.gov/.../checklicenseII/checklicense.aspx
Check A License - CSLB
CSLB.CA.GOV
Check A License - CSLB
Check A License - CSLB
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Joanne Simoni Norton
It always boggles my mind how people that supposedly want to make money, completely ignore communication from customers. WTH???!!!
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Shaun Brant
Positive reinforcement rather than reprimanding is more effective
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Ron Tello Culley
Dammit Shaun, why do you get to be right all the time?
Joanne Simoni Norton
Shaun Brant define "positive reinforcement".
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Ron Tello Culley
Yes, OUT with it, man! Ya gotta answer to profound comments. Keep us in your loop.

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"Common Ground"

It means a meeting of eyes and minds.

A Racket is a Racket.

The Gov is famous for it.
Not exactly a fabulous Role Model......

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I'm still waiting for Admin to Draw The Line
so I can know where to cross it.

Ya just can't go anywhere on the Internet anymore on yer own.

This is Dangerous Territory, ya'll!

That's why I carry weapons.

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Ron Tello Culley
Shaun ?

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From Notifications
Kyle Stone
Yesterday at 11:09 AM  ·
When your drums are made of helium. Introducing the Anti-Gravity Kit.

Phillip Castro
This made me dizzy, lol!

Kyle Stone
Author
Phillip Castro I seriously thought this kit was floating in space at first glance😆

Kyle Stone Me too!!😆

Shaun McGrath
Blasphemy! lol

Kyle Stone
Author
Dickie Harrell not my kit lol

Scott Clark
at first I thought it was a facebook "drumset for sale" ad

Daniel Mathia
....when is this gonna lauch? It should be live streamed from florida.....

Kyle Stone
Author
Daniel Mathia the Cape Canaveral Kit 😂

Daniel Mathia
Exactly

Brian X Cunningham
Good for the corner they usually stick us in.

It is weird. Yes. But I don’t think it’d be THAT uncomfortable. It’s definitely for a tall person tho.

Erik Paul
I’m having a stroke

Jeremiah Morrow
When you drop acid and decide to set up your kit. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Devin Tatum
I have had a reoccurring dream of arriving to a gig and have to load in/set up and it is damn near impossible and causes me a lot of anxiety. Like, I’m always worried that I won’t make it in time or the load in is ridiculous, and sometimes when I actually get down to setting up the kit it is all this weird hardware that I have never seen before and I’m trying to piece it together like some IKEA furniture... Thanks for reminding me

Kyle Stone
Author
Devin Tatum A nightmare come true lol. At least you can rest easy knowing this is not my set.

Space Cadet kit!😁

Patrick Gautot
Kit of the Destabilizer Band

Kostas Manolis
?=!

Ron Tello Culley
sick

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So, when is ever a good time to say "Good call"?

Help me out here.

Oh, wait!

You are Lurkers. You have no say here. Dicks!

And when the 4 Stooges weigh in, they actually fly their Freak Flags.

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Yeah, and I'm sick of news and life and you and that guy over there...

Sick I tell you.

Oh, wait....this is a hang over.

You get a flyer on this one.

I'll get you next time.

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" Where's smee now that I need him? "
                                           Right here M8! Scratch and Sniff my icon! I'll be LOL when you do!

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Ron Tello Culley
Shaun ?
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Shaun Brant
Joanne Simoni Norton Like rewarding good behavior: providing refreshments, buying lunch, giving a bonus for good work etc
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Christina Isbel
Adam Joens is an honest, reliable, and professional plumber. I highly recommend him, should you need a plumber. Btw, Adam is licensed, bonded, and insured 😊
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Connie Young Evans
Tell me about it. People have attitudes up there.
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John Drew VanDewerker
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We just added a "recommendations list" for the group. It's pinned to the top of this group. Please add your recommendation to the list!
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Ron Tello Culley
Excellent! (Keep me off it. I'm burnt out)
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John Drew VanDewerker
Admin
Ron Tello Culley I can believe it. A lot of people seem to be forgetting it's Spring...
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Ron Tello Culley
How do you forget heat?
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I'm fixin' on slamming something right now.

So many choices.
So little time.

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I BOUGHT 2 OF THEM
https://www.harborfreight.com/reviews/write/?reviewsku=64110&turntosku=64110&turntoRecipient=eyJlbWFpbCI6Im04NnRoZWNhdEB5YWhvby5jb20iLCJmaXJzdE5hbWUiOiJSb24ifQ%3D%3D&turntoTrackingToken=eyJ0dXJudG9za3UiOiI2NDExMCIsInR1cm50b1JzZUZvbGxvd1VwTnVtIjoxLCJ0dXJudG9FbWFpbFR5cGUiOiJyc2VGb2xsb3dVcCIsInRyYW5zSWQiOjE5MjA5MTU0N30%3D&turntoEmailType=rseFollowUp&turntoRseFollowUpNum=1&turntosuid=SEMDbkwXawE&transId=192091547&reviewStartAction=rateIt&starSelected=0&turntoNotificationData=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzZWxlY3RlZFJhdGluZyI6IjAiLCJmaXJzdE5hbWUiOiJSb24iLCJsYXN0TmFtZSI6IkN1bGxleSIsInRyYWNraW5nVG9rZW4iOiJleUowZFhKdWRHOXphM1VpT2lJMk5ERXhNQ0lzSW5SMWNtNTBiMUp6WlVadmJHeHZkMVZ3VG5WdElqb3hMQ0owZFhKdWRHOUZiV0ZwYkZSNWNHVWlPaUp5YzJWR2IyeHNiM2RWY0NJc0luUnlZVzV6U1dRaU9qRTVNakE1TVRVME4zMCUzRCIsImFscmVhZHlSZXZpZXdlZCI6ZmFsc2UsInZhbGlkYXRpb25FcnJvcnMiOmZhbHNlLCJ0eXBlIjoicmV2aWV3Iiwic2t1IjoiNjQxMTAiLCJpYXQiOjE2MjA1MTk4OTIsImVtYWlsIjoibTg2dGhlY2F0QHlhaG9vLmNvbSJ9.OUyc4jvw84toPBy7UTvKd-3DSWq4NyV1wcsy3Nz7rik&turntoflow=review

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WHAT DAY IS IT?
https://teapartyusa.org/when-the-governor-supports-the-2nd-amendment-but/

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https://www.fiverr.com/albertanimation/create-custom-explainer-video-in-cutout-style?context_referrer=subcategory_listing&source=category_filters&ref_ctx_id=bce8705bbc36ac5c7a7e994105615aba&pckg_id=1&pos=4&context_type=rating&funnel=0f7b0752b25101eefc4e09a77ea0c12e&seller_online=true

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IF YOU LOVE ME YOU WILL SPAM ME.

(Not you, smee!)

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where is this going?

www.nukeOz.com

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PRIOR UNRESTRAINT
https://teapartyusa.org/cnn-host-calls-for-drastic-measures-should-you-decide-to-refuse-the-jab/

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AND WE BELIEVE THIS WHY?
http://familysurvivalheadlines.com/cdc-projects-sharp-decline-in-us-covid-cases-by-summer-abc-news/

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http://familysurvivalheadlines.com/tx-dem-goes-off-on-joe-biden-for-his-latest-false-claim-about-of-the-border/

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Whoever said "It's gonna get ugly"
is out of date.
Shift into Searce and Recovery Mode.