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It's a stretch, but who's reaching?
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Some see it as...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIE4UjBtx-o

(forgot how to embed)


Not much happening on chat boards lately, hence my return to see what Ozrt folks are up to.

At least you have kept this place alive.
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You inspire me. I drink alone.

Get your own show. I'll pay the cover charge!

AC/DC, nice choice!


Did you see the Happy Tree Friends selections?
This is not them:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9AbeALNVkk
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In retrospect, maybe HEADBANGING was a Health Risk.
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Please, now that we are chatting, would you like a cup of
LED ZEPPELIN?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbW5K2F1N28&t=2s
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Sorry, I was on other sites,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fDgfDsv7io
still the same  :rolleyes:


You inspire me. I drink alone.


Yeah but, I drink zero alcohol beer, means you can drink all day.. anywhere.. and get away with it.

Get your own show. I'll pay the cover charge!


Did have my own forum once upon a time.
It isn't really my gig.


AC/DC, nice choice!

Did you see the Happy Tree Friends selections?


Lol, what sort music do they like?

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Please, now that we are chatting, would you like a cup of
LED ZEPPELIN?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbW5K2F1N28&t=2s

Anytime.

Was at a mates place, way back when, he put on Kashmir..
I fell in love...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQmmM_qwG4k

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Dirge. Tree Friends.

Led Zep is our friend, too!

Check yer link. It's Whole Lotta Love, not Kashmir.
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I cannot possibly see how any of us got out of the 70's without Led Zeppelin.

It just couldn't happen!

Now look at us: Fat, Lazy and Posting.
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According to rumour , you dont have any Led in your Zeppelin

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BANK OF AMERICA EDD DEBIT CARD
RONALD CULLEY
Account ???? 3223
RONALD,
Funds have been added to your account.
Date:
 
05/03/2021
Funding Amount:
 
$900.00
Funding Method:
 
ACH
:yess:
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According to rumour , you dont have any Led in your Zeppelin
According to fact finders, you STILL do not have a face.
Work on it....
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In The Free World
yer gonna pay.

Sell me something!
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Anybody being punished for telling the Truth?

No?

Lame.

I don't wanna talk with you.

Now, if smee and them show up, it's a glad thing for me.
I don't get out much since the American Outbreak.

It's all CODE for me, not you.
(somehow, I feel for that)

Sorry.

not
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If you love me......
I'll not cuss anymore, ya FKn dicks!

And you moist, fast running VayJays too....!
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PRODUCTION MEMO
TO: Admin the Blonde, Fake Red of Head
FROM: The Usual Suspect and Lover of Life

Hey-ya, pls let me know when & where the line is drawn so I know where to cross it.

Thank You.
Ron Tello.ron


READER ADVISORY: JUST IMAGINE EVERYTHING IS BOT. YOU ARE ON YER OWN!
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Look, I'm not willing to risk Civilian Lives, but
I can haggle your demise, so don't hassle me, man!

(This is me talking to Elko. You stay out of this)

Oh, BTW Elko, I got your House, Ranch and Farm on google maps.
I don't plan on visiting, but I do run a Travel Agency.

60,000+ Millennials on your lawn will be a visual treat!

I'll be Back Stage with the Wimmen and Dope.
And we're all Open Carry.


("Sporting a Piece in Plain View")
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:tello: " The next loud, outdoors sound I expect to hear is not light Civilian Aircraft,
but prolly most likely a Black, shaped like a helicopter.

I earned it.
Don't make me pay for this one too.

I dint, I wont.

Fly! "
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Check yer link. It's Whole Lotta Love, not Kashmir.


I know, I forgot how to hyperlink (Oh look, there it is)

"I fell in love.."

A trumplican might have told you what I meant  :muffled:

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Jeez joz, can ya see I'm posting here?

Dear Admin:

You know who you are.

Me too. I checked out yer website.

It's spank.

G'Day!
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Gotta break it up.
Like, go fast strips on a muscle car.

It's a dirty job, somebody's got to do it.

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Now that we have that sordid detail out of the way,
what did Sir Joz say?

No, really...I wanna know.

And I hope to Flip him and coerce him to tell the dark tales from the
CTTP Brand of The Dark Side of The Net.

I ain't FAKING Fkg around.......

I really AM Fkg around.

This is only not a test.


Who are you people? Bots are Trending, ya know?
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Now that we have that sordid detail out of the way,
what did Sir Joz say?

No, really...I wanna know.


Well, seeings as they're a bit shy, it meant that I have a whole lot of love for LZ after listening to a mind blowing song.

And I hope to Flip him and coerce him to tell the dark tales from the
CTTP Brand of The Dark Side of The Net.

I ain't FAKING Fkg around.......

I really AM Fkg around.

This is only not a test.

Who are you people?


I've said once, and I'll say it again, The owners persistence in keeping Vanny as a mod, hasn't done that site any favours.

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OK STOP!

Before you ask
I now answer:

I won't kill myself with a firearm, blade or beverage because I want you to like my face
even unto death.

See? My life matters cuz I have a face
and smee duzzint.

I vote for me more important than thee, them and you.

Again, if you dint like abuse, you wouldn't be here.

Tello Files: We DELIVER the FU Sauce in abundance. Use a shovel.
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Hi joz!

Keep talking....
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See how it is?
The first hint of wanting personal human contact and they bail.

I'm not THAT shy. I prefer to not attract undue attention to me and mine.
But we be Country!

Who's THE BRAINS AROUND HERE?

Can I vote for myself and not sound like a narcissist?
When Lotus shows up, you'll PRAY for way out of this one!! LOL
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What can I say?! Group thinkers on the subject of politics doesn't make for interesting viewing, IMO.

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See how it is?
The first hint of wanting personal human contact and they bail.


Hold ya horses, I'm in the middle of putting up an instant heater (what are they like??)

It's not as if we're on the phone  :lmao:

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"IMO".
Yeah right. I get it.

Get this: Neither of us belong here. Get out while you can!

This place is gonna blow!

Cuz the Crew sucks.

A level battlefield.

Nice to know ya, did I show ya?

This is a pleasurable discomfort.
Can you make a Brain Chair for me? With wheels!
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Hold ya horses, I'm in the middle of putting up an instant heater (what are they like??)


They are like, heating or they are like, garbage/rubbish.

Again, life is 50/50 unless you cheat, lol.
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Jeez, that last riff was so profound, I'm drinking to it until I collapse.
Sorry, Private Party.
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What do you want from me?

Love? Power? Glory?

Shove orf ya Limeys!

This is a Respectable Dive.


And if smee was here he'd tell ya so!
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And if Yibs was here, that would not last long...
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Why can't you poo right?
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The Gov gave me $30,000 Dollars USD
to not hold down a productive job
and all I bought was toilet paper....
and I can't find it.
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I guess I'm shite tickets out of luck.
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We have 2 refrigerators in the house.
They keep running without Track Shoes.

Don't make me Rewind.
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PUBLIC NOTICE

The Tello Files is currently under investigation for eMail fraud, child extortion
and multiple counts of Online pranks that fall under the
perview of Homeland Insecurity.

Any and all things presented and consumed on this site are subject to interrogation
and criminal charges.

You are warned.

Welcome to my world. Now get to work!
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:tello: " Don't get a Lawyer. BE a Lawyer! Pro Se*, Counsellor! "


*For one's own behalf; in person. Appearing for oneself, as in the case of one who does not retain a lawyer and appears for himself or herself in court.
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"He who has himself as a Lawyer is a Jack Ass as a Client."

-Abraham Stinkin'
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Crickey!  Now we're REALLY in trouble !!!

To witness any more of this painful mental anguish
must summons the Lords of STFU, and they descended from On High.

And they spoke, Saying: "Have a random pic."


Get it while it lasts. Admin is on the prowl, enforcing the rules that I sever.

That means "I don't break the Rules. I make them my B!#ch"
And then we see what happens and it's soooo pathetic and you know it
so why bother?

Kill this thread, kill ourselves. But leave Admin for the Dingoes. Yeah, that's right.
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Recently, I was questioned, and it's confidential, but one question is most memorable (and a Breach Of Confidence) and it goes like this:

Q: Are you or any member of your family a member of the Sam's Club Party?

A (This is Tello talkin') : I do not have this 'family' as you speak of.
Let me go, I won't tell cuz I have no credibility thanks to my dead families.....
and I can tell but nobody will listen. It's a win/win, let me go NOW!

And I was home in time for frozen entrees, cold beer and tasty buds.

And I used a gun* to protect my Credit Card.


* It's a prop. Faked you out!
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When I take a knife to a gunfight,
I keep the moving parts clean.

Ain't dead yet.

The Tello Files: Please make it stop.


1145758 Views, you morons! You are to blame for all of this!!!!
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But don't take it personally if your house has wheels under it.
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So how about that Survey?

Yes or No.

OUT with it!!!!

Don't choke on me now, Harry!

So fkg lame, I don't deserve to be here
without a Hall Pass.

I know, I'll ditch!
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WOW! I JUST THOT OF THIS
TELLO CONFESSION: I AM A DITCHER FROM LIFE SINCE 2015

Unconfirmed sources indicate that adult truancy is not a problem and there's nothing to see here, so move along.

www.tellonewsupyourbutt.org/stories
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YES! Biden Just Got Sued by one of your FAVORITE Governors – Everyone Rejoice!

Chris Donaldson from Trending Politics reports, The Biden administration’s assault on the rights of Americans to celebrate the Fourth Of July is now heading to court courtesy of South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem.


https://republicanpost.net/yes-biden-just-got-sued-by-one-of-your-favorite-governors-everyone-rejoice/
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Joe Biden takes a page from the playbook of the world’s tinpot dictators

If you want a sense of why COVID with its mask and lockdown requirements is so very, very, important to the Biden administration, take a look at some of its curiously repressive actions in just this past week:

A well known veterans’ POW/MIA group called AMVETS was denied a parking permit from the wokester Pentagon for its 34th annual Memorial Day motorcycle rally called “Rolling to Remember,” on COVID concerns — after a delaying any response at all to the group for nearly a year. The parking denial left the group, which has leased the Pentagon parking space for decades, less than 30 days to secure another one somewhere else. They’d obtained the complicated permits for other parts of the event from six other local, state, and federal government agencies, so too bad about that.


https://rushmoredaily.com/joe-biden-takes-a-page-from-the-playbook-of-the-worlds-tinpot-dictators/
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PANTS ON FIRE! Biden’s BIGGEST Campaign Promise CRUSHED Under the Weight of His LIES

The Daily Wire reports, Anita Dunn, senior adviser to Joe Biden, told CNN during an interview on Sunday that Biden has not committed to reopening schools this fall because the pandemic is “unpredictable.”

https://redstateofminddaily.com/pants-on-fire-bidens-biggest-campaign-promise-crushed-under-the-weight-of-his-lies/
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