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NO WAY. Joe Biden Just CONFIRMED His Most RADICAL Plan Will Come True

Clayton Kierns from Trending Politics reports, According to his own words, Joe Biden agrees with far-left protesters who want to abolish ICE and close all immigration detention centers. While speaking to a small crowd on Thursday, Biden was interrupted by a passionate group of immigration activists who shouted “ABOLISH ICE! CLOSE DETENTION CENTERS!”

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Larry Elder Says ‘It’: Maxine Waters’ Anti-Cop Rhetoric Is Getting Black People Killed

There are basic truths the left refuses to admit about the charged racial environment gripping America, let alone say out loud. On the other side of the Great Divide, Republican lawmakers tend to pull their punches and stop short of “telling it like it is” out of fear of being run out of office — or worse. To a lesser extent, white conservative political pundits only travel beyond certain unwritten boundaries at their own peril, if they dare to do so at all.

This brings us to black conservatives.

Given that I’m not a black conservative, I cannot speak as such, but I have observed for decades how black conservatives are treated by non-conservative blacks, the names they’re called, and the derision they face from black liberals.

The “why” is an easy answer.

It’s evident in the epithets they hurl. “Uncle Tom” (or “Tim,” as was the case this week with SC Republican Sen. Tim Scott), “house negro,” “uppity,” and worse — solely for refusing to live on the liberal plantation as the Democrat Party has declared for more than sixty years.


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Last Mile Emergency Signal Equipment

Signal gear must be ready for use in an instant, not buried in your pack, back at camp, or in your vehicle.

Not all pyrotechnic signals are designed for effectiveness on a boat or in the water. Select maritime signals for use on or over water.

Carry an unmistakable distress signal. While flashlights or mirror flashes may or not be distress signals, everybody knows that red areal flares mean that someone is in trouble.

When pyrotechnic flares are carried, carry enough for them to be effective. Depending on the mode of transport, this should be a minimum of 8-12 flares, not the packs of 3-4 sold in stores.

Movies, TV shows, and advertisements for PLBs (Personal Locator Beacons) can give outdoors people unrealistic expectations. An actor presses the button, and seconds later, a helicopter lands meters away and flies the survivors to safety. Ads and shows that portray rescue in this manner create a dangerously false sense of security.


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You sent Yesterday at 5:51 PM
LOL Chris is deffo on the move..OUT. He knows he felafelled up. A good thing.
8:24 AM

Cathy sent Today at 8:25 AM
good next time   he might think ahead of his mouth  too bad.  good for sherry though, it will all be legal now

Cathy sent Today at 8:25 AM
we will get my kitchen painted this week  you will be busy once he moves out

You sent Today at 11:05 AM
OK!

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You sent Today at 1:30 PM
LOL There was Police Action here today. Sherry came to collect rent, bumped into Chris (packing his shite out) and the girls. All 3 are out of their tree. The girls ranted about an outdoor motion activated safety light, saying it's a camera and waaa. Why didn't they whine 3 months ago when I installed it? And Chris said Sherry cant be on the property and threatened to call the cops. They came, Sherry made a report about Chris threats and shite to us. I tell ya, the enemy is within. Some fun!



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HA! I Nailed it!

What NFL player was known as "The Refrigerator"?

Bryant McKinnie
Lawrence Taylor
Reggie White
William Perry
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Ranking as one of the heaviest NFL players of all time, William “The Refrigerator” or “The Fridge” Perry wasn't a guy you wanted to go toe-to-toe with at the line. His peak weight was recorded at 382 pounds when he played with the Chicago Bears. He helped the Bears win Super Bowl XX in 1986, where he scored a famous touchdown. He was also one of the performers in the 1985 rap hit “Super Bowl Shuffle.” He'll always be remembered for being a literal force on the field.

Source: Sportscasting.com | Date Updated: April 21, 2021


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Pastor Who Kicked COVID Police Out Of His Church Gets Another Visit, Sends Them Packing Again
BY RUSTY WEISS
APRIL 26, 2021 AT 10:39AM


A Canadian pastor who went viral for demanding that police officers checking for COVID compliance leave his church on Good Friday got another visit – and he kicked them out again.

The incident took place this past weekend, and the pastor, who grew up behind the Iron Curtain in Soviet-occupied Poland, recorded the second extraordinary incident on video.

In the video, a health inspector can be seen trying to serve Pawlowski with a court order which would allow officials to investigate the church for potential public health violations.

“I do not cooperate with Gestapo,” the pastor fired back at the inspector and several armed police officers. “I do not talk to the Nazis. You came in your uniforms like thugs. That’s what you are.”

Pawlowski can be heard repeatedly shouting down the health inspector before she and the officers eventually relent and leave the premises.

Watch the explosive video:


https://thepoliticalinsider.com/pastor-who-kicked-covid-police-out-of-his-church-gets-another-visit-sends-them-packing-again/?utm_campaign=TPI05022021SUNBRICYMI&utm_source=criticalimpact&utm_medium=email&utm_content=92c64eb985bc01c2a6473c7b9fa19141&source=TPICI
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Seriously, ya wanna know exactly where my head is at?

The 50 Best Horror Movies You've Never Seen

https://www.imdb.com/list/ls090994774/

Horror is soooo relaxing.

It excludes my problems for awhile, and
izzint that what "Escapism" is all about?
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This is one of the Best Nightmare Fuel flicks from the era.

Episode 3, with the Zuni Fetish Doll is the BOMB!
"Amelia" at 45:51
Boys and girls everywhere were
never the same after watching this!


Trilogy of Terror (1975)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJbkqn8jl3w

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ANOTHER CLASSIC

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (1973)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069992/
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Industrial Horror

Killdozer (1974)
Six men ... playing a deadly game of cat and mouse ... With a machine that wants to kill them.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071717/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
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We find stuff on the Net

"The Blob" 1958 Theme Song- 10 HOUR VERSION

How long can you listen to the 10 hour version of the theme song for the 1958 cult classic, "The Blob"? Recorded in 1958, "Beware of the Blob" was released as a single on Columbia Records and became a hit, peaking at No. 33 on the Billboard Hot 100 and hitting the Top Ten on the regional LA charts. It also happens to be a fantastic track to play at full volume for extended periods of time to annoy, concern, and frighten roommates, neighbors, family members, and pets. Hence, this video. Can you finish the challenge?

Warning: Playing this overnight while sleeping is not a great idea. I tried it. Got the weirdest dreams I've ever had.


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Joe Biden’s Latest Gaffe Just Absolutely RUINED His Presidency

Cristina Laila from The Gateway Pundit reports, Joe Biden and his nurse Jill traveled to Duluth, Georgia on Thursday to speak to a parking lot of honking cars to mark 100 days in office. At one point Joe Biden brought up “equity” and told the minorities in attendance that only whites know the secrets to building wealth.

https://thecongressionalinsider.com/joe-bidens-latest-gaffe-just-absolutely-ruined-his-presidency/
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Trending

Getting naked, taking pics and uploading them to the Internet is FOREVER.

Generally, it's only a big deal when your parents find out

or your Mates gave you a negative rating.

I have no problem with that.

Dead Parents.
No Mates.

I deleted my account before you found out about it.
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SURVEY

Do I have a "good Sense of Humor"
or am I drunk?
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"They have people to clean that up".

-When movies shoot up the joint.
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The Tello Files.

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Children who breathe underwater.

They don't go to school.

They ARE a school.
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Stupid movies.

Goddammit how many times do I have to kill the Bad Guy?
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Can you believe that the biggest explosions on screen were shot in studio with a candle...?

Movie Making Majic.

It's a terrorable thing. Trust me on this one.


I did pr0n in 2012 or something, and
it was CGI.

Or not.
Whatever, not sorry, FELAFEL U. No thanks to Bev.

And I'm being polite about it, ya Thugs!

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Yes, Thugs are Lurkers too.

And none of them Niggahs have the guts to
send to me an eMail Death Threat, Love Note or Invoice.

Once again, that number is

m86thecat@yahoo.com

Dial direct or collect.
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Hey, STOP!

Don't you lecture me on the Perils of The Oppressed Masses.

Me and MY KIND are all Black under the skin.

So FELAFEL U if need be, Amen.
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Wait...... what? 1144629 Views and slipping...

Not sorry about the Niggah comment. Blazing Saddles.
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AND THEN THERE IS

OLD, FAT AND DRUNK,TRAILER PARK STYLE

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Am I afraid? No, I am aware.

If you are not afraid, you are the odd one.


We can chat! Call now Troll-free!

m86thecat@yahoo.com !
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BREAKING NEWS
AUSTRALIA CURSED TO 30 DAYS OF DARKNESS
The outlaw Ron Tello held for questioning

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Ron Tello
They had nothing on me and were
nice enuff to give me a ride home.
Without shackles.
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You know... it's only Entertainment
until it happens to you.
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Bring your own Clown Make Up.
You know where it is.

Ask smee if you are lame.
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Empathy for the Thought Criminal

This ancient law from Judaism is perhaps the first written expression of a principle informing justice in all civilized nations to this day—the punishment must fit the crime.

If the Old Testament introduces this concept of reciprocal justice, the New Testament might be a very early expression of restorative justice. In the Sermon on the Mount, Jesus refers to Leviticus, but offers a revolutionary twist:


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Gender Reveal Party Sets Off Earthquake With 80 Pounds of Explosives

Why do gender reveal parties always end badly? Because dumb people use gender reveal parties as an excuse to do dumb things, and most of them are dumb liberals who have no business being anywhere near explosives or flammable objects. Every liberal should be coated in fire retardant.

Gender reveal parties have involved: deaths, injuries, property damages, forest fires, plane crashes — and now, even earthquakes. The Democrats want to legalize anarchy and ban law and order.

A gender reveal party in California started the El Dorado fire near Oak Glen in San Bernardino County sparked by a pyrotechnic device and burned down more than 10,000 acres and forced almost 30,000 people to evacuate, along with weeks of toxic air pollution in the greater Los Angeles metropolitan area.


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