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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1400 on: September 24, 2009, 04:35:08 PM »
Oh and tello .........




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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1401 on: September 27, 2009, 03:15:17 AM »
Here's the latest Jam Session news:

Hey Stud, I have some Ok news and some bad news, My bases called late
last night and his work has requested his appearance Saturday
he will NOT be able to make it out this week HE CAN MAKE IT out
in TWO weeks he has vacation scheduled. Lisa and I could still
come out but I wouldn't be able to load all the gear. I could bring the
guitar though. let me know, i do not think i could do both trips I would rather wait for him he sings pretty good and is kick ass on the bass, AS far as recording,I have the BOSS1600
in order to do recordings on that it's like a studio it takes allot of work to set it up
and it only had 8 live tracks but i can dub up to 200 times it's bad ass but it all requires a mic. i am working on 4 original tunes right now it burns cd's the entire bit. I think if we were serious about a recording the bases and me would need to lay out your drum tracks
then come back to tremonton for guitar and mixing the tracks or you could
come to tremonton and play the small kit in my studio and we could get a song
layed out. then we could go back to your place for the video with a burned cd
and make a video. This recorder records pro grade shite it's the real deal
Sorry Brother you live along way out and coordinating a big gig like this
is quite hard. I know your quite pissed But I am a man of my word and
will get out ASAP and get this Jam in. SORRY MAN.. Frank.
 


I'll have them here in two weeks.

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« Reply #1402 on: September 27, 2009, 03:46:06 AM »
Proud to be Dim

By Will Durst | September 21st, 2009


Remember back in grade school, when all learning came to a screeching halt while the teacher stopped to explain what was going on to the slow kids? She’d spend the entire morning trying to simplify the lesson plan so they could get it. Using small words in her annoying patient voice, which tended to pitch strident the slower she talked. Well, that’s what’s happening here. America is being held hostage by the dim.

People used to be embarrassed to be stupid. Now they’re walking around all proud and stuff wearing their density like a badge of authenticity. Waving misspelled signs and talking such a pack of nonsense you’d think syphilitic monkeys had crawled up their butts and were blowing “Oh! Suzanna” on their perforated livers. During the health care riots, people actually waved placards that read; “Stop Socializing USA & Keep Youre Hands Off My Medicare.” Dude. At least use two different signs.


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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1404 on: September 27, 2009, 05:34:42 PM »
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« Reply #1405 on: September 27, 2009, 05:35:25 PM »

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« Reply #1406 on: September 27, 2009, 05:58:22 PM »

7900 + 2  +4 + 6 + 8 ...and climbing !...


That's Lurkers & Posters combined.

Spamming duzzint help; it only pads the tally.


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« Reply #1408 on: September 29, 2009, 07:38:49 PM »
I won an Award?
What award?
Some schmuck is goofing with me, again!

http://www.nme.com/awards/video/search/ron%20tello
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« Reply #1409 on: September 29, 2009, 10:11:34 PM »
I won an Award?
What award?
Some schmuck is goofing with me, again!

http://www.nme.com/awards/video/search/ron%20tello



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« Reply #1410 on: September 30, 2009, 04:36:26 AM »
Are you kidding?

The vids don't even work.....


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« Reply #1411 on: September 30, 2009, 07:49:44 AM »
On a whim, no significant issues, I Googled "best ways to die".

Results 1 - 10 of about 46,000,000 (Fourty-six Million) for best ways to die.

Try it.

It's FUN!


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« Reply #1412 on: September 30, 2009, 08:32:20 AM »
I remember now: about 3 years ago on yahoo.com Personals, there was a class action law suit against them for something really bad.

It was "False & Misleading Advertising".

You'd go to the site, and scroll thru thousands of farm animals, bow-wows and triple baggers.

And every one of them is packing Emotional Baggage and have squids in tow.
(That's Attractive.
Not)

I could never place my order for the Model on the ad.

Yahoo lost. Now their ads feature Plain Janes and Apartment Trash.

Who needs Yahoo for what's already in town?

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« Reply #1413 on: September 30, 2009, 08:38:05 AM »
On a whim, no significant issues, I Googled "best ways to die".

Results 1 - 10 of about 46,000,000 (Fourty-six Million) for best ways to die.

Try it.

It's FUN!


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Tello, do you have a lot of time on your hands lately....lol.....?????.

In the desert...nobody hears you scream.....!!!!!...

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« Reply #1414 on: September 30, 2009, 08:41:05 AM »
In the Dezert, nobody can see me play with myself.  :P


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« Reply #1415 on: September 30, 2009, 09:05:45 AM »
Well...there's that too....

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« Reply #1416 on: September 30, 2009, 09:15:11 AM »
In the Dezert, nobody can see me play with myself.  :P
And yet we are approx 7500 miles away and to us its glaringly obvious  :rofl:


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« Reply #1417 on: September 30, 2009, 09:18:40 AM »
In Sydney, no one can see ANYTHING.


SOYLENT AIR is people!
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« Reply #1418 on: September 30, 2009, 09:19:35 AM »
Absolutely beautiful on the Coast today...sun shining, no wind....perfect spring day...why what's happening in Sydney?....more hot air?...lol

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« Reply #1419 on: September 30, 2009, 09:23:57 AM »
Absolutely beautiful on the Coast today...sun shining, no wind....perfect spring day...why what's happening in Sydney?....more hot air?...lol

From post #51 of the "Dust, dust" thread:
http://www.tsr.ch/tsr/index.html?siteSect=500000&channel=info#program=25;vid=11257323
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« Reply #1420 on: September 30, 2009, 09:34:27 AM »
Once again for those who tuned in late....

I remember now: about 3 years ago on yahoo.com Personals, there was a class action law suit against them for something really bad.

It was "False & Misleading Advertising".

You'd go to the site, and scroll thru thousands of farm animals, bow-wows and triple baggers.

And every one of them is packing Emotional Baggage and have squids in tow.
(That's Attractive.
Not)

I could never place my order for the Model on the ad.

Yahoo lost. Now their ads feature Plain Janes and Apartment Trash.

Who needs Yahoo for what's already in town?

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« Reply #1421 on: September 30, 2009, 09:39:04 AM »
Tello is beaver hunting legal in Nevada ?

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« Reply #1423 on: September 30, 2009, 09:46:04 AM »
Tello is beaver hunting legal in Nevada ?

$200 an hour.
Your mileage may vary.
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Amazon.com asked me to review "Westworld", so I did:

This is how your review will appear:

     
5.0 out of 5 stars

The Black Knight was my Friend

By Ron Tello "Sci-Fidelity" (Montello, Nv.) - See all my reviews
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)

The "Black Knight" was played by Michael T. Mikler.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0586609/

He was a personal friend of mine in Topanga Canyon, California in the mid-late 1980's.

He also played "Harry Wise" in Thunder Alley with Annette Funicello, Jan Murray and Fabian. And he appeared in 2 episodes of the Original Outer Limits. And many more shows before my time.

Everybody has a job. Mike did his, and it was so fine.

He's dead now, but in my mind, he lives on, and my video collection will see to it!

Westworld is a Classic Sci-Fi flick, and according to the reviews on imDb, it was the predicessor of the "Terminator", due to the role of Yul Brenner as The Gunslinger. Go check it out.

It's a hard to find vid, but if ya can get one...it's a "Keeper"!
I ain't lying!

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You "continue" to suck!
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the effect of one too many drum rolls at 230 decibels are exhibited very clearly in the above post....

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The Ghost of Michael T. Mikler will haunt each and EVERY ONE OF YOU!

He told me he would if ever you jag-offs got out of hand...

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teloooo your posts are as credible as an ebay special offer....

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oooooo... bad move dissin tello on his thread...

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nahhh yibby he prolly thinks ebay offers are gr8, hes in nevada and on got knows wot remember...

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i will grant him this much tho, his posts are less confusing than ebay special offers...

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teloooo your posts are as credible as an ebay special offer....

Oh Yeah? Check this out!

A) I don't know you & we've NEVER been formally introduced;
B) I have no reason to care for or giveashit-about you or your gang of hoodlums;
3) No one has offered me a silent, quality review about you.

Thus: F>U> until further notizz.....


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i want what hes on...

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you wally, how do you expect we would have been formally "introduced" this is a chat room in case you hadnt noticed

gang of hoodlums? last time oi looked there was only moi and maybe 1-3 personalities...

a "silent" quality review - denotes NO review at all, on this point you would be kerrect

flock orf sick seagull....

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i want what hes on...

You again?

What I'm on is where you get off.

Beep-beep!
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teloooo your posts are as credible as an ebay special offer....

Oh Yeah? Check this out!

A) I don't know you & we've NEVER been formally introduced;
B) I have no reason to care for or giveashit-about you or your gang of hoodlums;
3) No one has offered me a silent, quality review about you.

Thus: F>U> until further notizz.....


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Rolled the word police again ! ""giveashit-"".......your on a roll tonight!... how long before we get the slammer again?...

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you wally, how do you expect we would have been formally "introduced" this is a chat room in case you hadnt noticed

gang of hoodlums? last time oi looked there was only moi and maybe 1-3 personalities...

a "silent" quality review - denotes NO review at all, on this point you would be kerrect

flock orf sick seagull....

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME???
SPLIT IT WITH CUPIE!!!
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But...but...but.....which piece?

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i retract and apologise sincerely for the above statement IF you are a closet leon russell fan and too shy to say...

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Rolled the word police again ! ""giveashit-"".......your on a roll tonight!... how long before we get the slammer again?...

Just like: when will The Cowboy Bar ask me to pay my tab. It ain't happened in the past 8 months.

Say not. Pay not.

The keyword is: Shutyerpottymouth!


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oooh a tad techy aint we?

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i retract and apologise sincerely for the above statement IF you are a closet leon russell fan and too shy to say...


The keyword is: Shutyerfootinmouth!
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But...but...but.....which piece?

Check yer email.

I won't be there, and you won't be here.
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promises promises...

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Now you're in for it tello...you too 'T'.

 :foot:   Tessa ain't gonna like that one up there....I'm out of here....lol