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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1250 on: September 08, 2009, 12:06:19 AM »

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1251 on: September 08, 2009, 02:44:40 AM »
Test pilot 



Oooh! Was the invitation to have a go for tello? In that case :run:
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
« Reply #1252 on: September 08, 2009, 10:32:54 AM »
Ebay item:

This place just gets more ridiculous by the day!


"This place is becoming a shadow of it's former glorious self and it is getting harder to find the unique stuff. I hope that someone starts a new auction site that is a viable alternative, because this site is no longer "IT" as far as I am concerned!"

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1253 on: September 08, 2009, 02:28:48 PM »
I hope that someone starts a new auction site that is a viable alternative, because this site is no longer "IT" as far as I am concerned!"



And so it was.....And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and ........
 

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« Reply #1254 on: September 08, 2009, 02:42:48 PM »
I don't understand that, cupie. Clarify?
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« Reply #1255 on: September 08, 2009, 02:54:48 PM »
Aussie Sarcasm = Just paying out on the whole thing Tello, how stupid can one business be with the potential that Ebay had, and lost.....we ALL wish there was an alternative but it seems nobody has the balls to create one short of calling in the hand of God !!! - that's all...probably a bit too cryptic...blame Ebay...it's a survival technique I learned on their forums...lol

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1256 on: September 08, 2009, 02:56:56 PM »
Let me clarify; it's my turn! Besides, this is about one of the funniest films ever made and a personal favourite of mine, so I'm rushing in to explain.

It's a quotation from "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail".

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Second brother: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu...

Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.

Second brother: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'

Maynard: Amen.

Knights: Amen.

King Arthur: Right! One... two... five!

Sir Galahad: Three, sir!

King Arthur: Three!

In fact, I like this film so much that I parodied it (actually, I haven't finished) in our very own forum, right here, right now, available for your humour and delectation. The parody centres upon the agony and despair that the eBayers who beheld the Australian eBay forums' slaughter of its existing structure, especially killing off our own Round Table forum, as well as Draconian policy changes that made it impossible to be honestly critical on the forums, felt upon said slaughter.

Link is here!

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« Reply #1257 on: September 08, 2009, 03:00:00 PM »
hehehe....see tello, I knew some of us would get it....Monty Python is written into Murphy's law over here in Oz...anything that can go wrong will....so pay out on it..immediately....lol.

It's the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch skit.... of course, and the hand of god, comes directly from 'The Meaning of Life'....lubs me Monty.

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« Reply #1258 on: September 08, 2009, 03:04:18 PM »
"Pies Iesu domine, dona eis requiem."


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« Reply #1259 on: September 08, 2009, 03:06:29 PM »
It's a brilliantly witty film script, and the film itself could not be bettered, in my opinion. The lines I found hilarious upon first viewing the film remain hilarious to this day.

"Help, help! I'm being repressed!"

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BRUMBY and UB the BLACK KNIGHT:  Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
    BRUMBY chops off Ub’s the BLACK KNIGHT’s left arm
BRUMBY:  Now stand aside, worthy adversary. You will still be able to post on other forums, as long as – er – you weren’t left-handed.
UB the BLACK KNIGHT:  ‘Tis but a scratch.
BRUMBY:  A scratch?  Your arm’s off!
UB the BLACK KNIGHT:  No, it isn’t.
BRUMBY:  Well, what’s that then?
UB the BLACK KNIGHT:  I’ve had worse. I’ve had my head off once. Happened in Australia. They talked it off.

(The above is an excerpt of the parody.)
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1260 on: September 08, 2009, 03:10:23 PM »


Come back and fight ya chicken...It's only a Flesh Wound !!!

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« Reply #1261 on: September 08, 2009, 03:13:47 PM »


We're knights of the ozroundtable
We post when e're we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
While Countess tells a fable
We like to post and Spamalot
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« Reply #1262 on: September 08, 2009, 03:16:15 PM »
OK OK...I 'get it' now.

Can ya stop trashing my thread with Monty Python now?
I thot that was for the Joke Thread.

thx!


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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1263 on: September 08, 2009, 03:31:01 PM »
You're just so.......so......demanding Tello....and yet strangely ungrateful.....tsk tsk.

(in and outrageous Fronch Accent-er)

How dare you........

Go and boil your bottom.  I blow my nose at you and  I fart in your general direction!  


Now don't be so ungracious or I will taunt you a second time-a......



Failing any kind of gratitude or confession......It's the comfy chair for you......

Oh no...Not the Comfy Chair !!!!




Spammed by Monty...spam spam spam spam, spam, spam spam spam !!!! :spam:





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« Reply #1264 on: September 08, 2009, 03:37:39 PM »
 :yesmaster: :chair:
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« Reply #1265 on: September 08, 2009, 03:42:17 PM »
OH, I see, so you don't want us to beat you with soft cushions?....


Well how about marching hup and down the squware !!!!  Got anything better do then then eh?



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« Reply #1266 on: September 08, 2009, 03:46:56 PM »
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« Reply #1267 on: September 08, 2009, 03:55:09 PM »
Get the leash ready Yib....!!!  Welcome to.....


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« Reply #1268 on: September 08, 2009, 04:03:09 PM »
Right.

But first...a quick dash to the Pub.


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« Reply #1269 on: September 08, 2009, 04:27:35 PM »

Tello whats with the dead beat lurkers?...Views = 6930.... is this a movie for their entertainment?... get off your Azz's and post or move along.... we're paid by the hour to be funny what's your excuse?...

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« Reply #1270 on: September 08, 2009, 04:33:58 PM »
It's a Holiday here.
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« Reply #1271 on: September 08, 2009, 04:38:00 PM »


And the hit counter's been adjusted to economy !.... imagine if was at normal !... THAT'S IT !... I want royalties or I'm going on strike !.....

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« Reply #1272 on: September 08, 2009, 04:41:27 PM »
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« Reply #1273 on: September 08, 2009, 09:05:11 PM »
Well where's the ...I'm waiting....

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« Reply #1274 on: September 08, 2009, 09:11:47 PM »
Hey Tello.  Your thread has been read nearly 7000 times.  Good goin'

 :wine: :party: :blah: :t2: :deadhorse: :banana: :motorbikeride: :marvinmartian:  :zombiesuit: :ozflag:  :kangaflag: :boomerang: :corkhat: :ballandchain: :6pack:  <== that's Tello morphing into an Aussie.  You won't be able to help yourself Tello.
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« Reply #1275 on: September 08, 2009, 09:14:33 PM »

And we still haven't see any bucks !!!........Tello's livin on the edge of bankruptcy....

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« Reply #1276 on: September 08, 2009, 09:25:57 PM »
You're crazy!
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« Reply #1277 on: September 08, 2009, 09:27:27 PM »
 Tello ...show me the money !!!

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« Reply #1278 on: September 08, 2009, 09:36:36 PM »
It's in my Drum Set.
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« Reply #1279 on: September 09, 2009, 06:42:27 AM »
1 more lurker = 7000!

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« Reply #1280 on: September 09, 2009, 06:43:22 AM »
Thanks!
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« Reply #1281 on: September 09, 2009, 03:25:33 PM »
Thanks!

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« Reply #1282 on: September 09, 2009, 03:28:26 PM »
What are all the links about Yib?.....

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« Reply #1283 on: September 09, 2009, 03:40:33 PM »
What are all the links about Yib?.....

Stuff that interests me ...don't click the links....

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« Reply #1284 on: September 09, 2009, 03:47:31 PM »
Yeah, don't click the links!

There's more fun on the Zombie Thread!
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« Reply #1285 on: September 09, 2009, 03:48:44 PM »
Thanks!

""Thanks!""....Fer what ?....I did all the work ya loafing dezert rat.....

Hey, I did a Dump Run today!
Sorry I missed you.
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« Reply #1286 on: September 09, 2009, 04:35:49 PM »
Thanks!

""Thanks!""....Fer what ?....I did all the work ya loafing dezert rat.....

Hey, I did a Dump Run today!
Sorry I missed you.



No you didn't.....

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« Reply #1287 on: September 09, 2009, 04:59:37 PM »
Yes I did.
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« Reply #1288 on: September 09, 2009, 08:25:45 PM »

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« Reply #1289 on: September 09, 2009, 08:38:30 PM »
Get a load of this (ya goom-ba): 51 year old fat guy, drummer, falls off his skateboard and breaks his elbow.

Details:

http://www.saludacymbals.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1709&p=20040#p20040
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« Reply #1290 on: September 09, 2009, 09:30:34 PM »

I'm the same age ....so whats your point?...I still do the things I did in my teens.... abeit.. at a reduced pace...but still do.

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« Reply #1291 on: September 09, 2009, 10:24:49 PM »
Point is: just cuz were old duzzint mean we growd up. :motorbikeride:
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« Reply #1292 on: September 09, 2009, 10:33:25 PM »
Point is: just cuz were old duzzint mean we growd up. :motorbikeride:

Amen...and I hope we never do, live life to the Max...and go out in a blaze of glory !...

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« Reply #1293 on: September 09, 2009, 10:41:41 PM »
I'll smoke to that!

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« Reply #1294 on: September 09, 2009, 10:51:06 PM »

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« Reply #1295 on: September 09, 2009, 10:52:36 PM »
I'll smoke to that!





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« Reply #1296 on: September 09, 2009, 10:56:13 PM »
Cheers!  :wine:  :groucho:
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« Reply #1297 on: September 12, 2009, 12:52:26 AM »


I got a pulse !!


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« Reply #1298 on: September 12, 2009, 02:17:26 AM »
Puff Daddies

More Americans over age 50 are smoking marijuana than ever before. Are Tello and Yib among them?


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