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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
« Reply #1200 on: August 24, 2009, 11:08:27 PM »
Quote from: Yibida---<;)))< on August 24, 2009, 10:22:35 PM


Toilet Humour!~>~>~> certainly ~=



I'm good.

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
« Reply #1201 on: August 25, 2009, 12:10:09 AM »
Alex emailed me.
His Grandpa used to live in the house behind my Studio.
His name was Tree.
He died 3 years ago; I watched him. VFD First Responder..
Alex & his Dad we're here last year, cleaning up the joint.
This time, Alex split early & I didn't even get to party with him....

From: Alex@xxxx.com>
Subject: hey man...
To: "Ron Tello"@xxxx.com>
Date: Friday, August 21, 2009, 9:35 PM

sorry i missed you when i was back there.
 
i only stayed a day because the motel was not up to par with my grandma's standards haha.
 
i had some good shite too,but dont worry ill bring it again next time i come out.


From: Ron Tello@xxxx.com>
To: Alex@xxxx.com>
Sent: Saturday, August 22, 2009 12:03:07 PM
Subject: Re: hey man...

Pussy!
Mail me the shite & stay home!!!

LOL!
See ya!


From: Alex@xxxx.com>
Subject: Re: hey man...
To: "Ron Tello"@xxxx.com>
Date: Monday, August 24, 2009, 1:20 AM

u little glue sniffer



From:
"Ron Tello"@xxxx.com>
To:
Alex@xxxx.com>


That's right!
There was a certain aroma recently.
I don't use duct tape on my plumbing!  :roflmao:

Checkout my online shite here (tellomon):

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?board=1.0

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?board=5.0
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1202 on: August 25, 2009, 12:14:05 AM »
Well, let's see if Alex drops by to see your much-appreciated craziness here.
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« Reply #1203 on: August 25, 2009, 12:23:12 AM »
Right!

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
« Reply #1204 on: August 25, 2009, 12:52:13 AM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1205 on: August 26, 2009, 01:44:41 AM »

Yeh I know how ya feel worf.... this post just drags on...it don't get any better~~




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« Reply #1206 on: August 26, 2009, 02:01:14 AM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
« Reply #1207 on: August 26, 2009, 06:12:52 AM »



Beat it, kid. Ya bother me.

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1208 on: August 26, 2009, 10:59:55 PM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1209 on: August 27, 2009, 12:13:22 AM »

Just to prove I'm a good Mate I'm letting ya go on a date wif my sister......just have her home by midnight dude.

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« Reply #1210 on: August 29, 2009, 12:49:12 AM »

I'm so ashamed I had to do this dude......

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« Reply #1211 on: August 29, 2009, 07:53:34 AM »
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« Reply #1212 on: August 30, 2009, 03:16:27 AM »
.........I see the resemblance....
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
« Reply #1213 on: August 30, 2009, 04:19:39 AM »
I'm doing burn-outs on the grassy knoll (aka Lawn Job).

 :biker:

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« Reply #1214 on: September 01, 2009, 12:44:20 AM »
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« Reply #1215 on: September 01, 2009, 08:26:02 PM »
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« Reply #1216 on: September 02, 2009, 03:32:08 PM »


I gotta get more sleep.....

Total time logged in: 21 days, 23 hours and 22 minutes.
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1217 on: September 03, 2009, 10:07:11 PM »


Saved with minutes to go !....don't leave the house with the thread on the stove Tello !


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« Reply #1218 on: September 03, 2009, 10:35:24 PM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
« Reply #1219 on: September 03, 2009, 10:47:13 PM »
Quote from: tellomon on September 03, 2009, 10:35:24 PM
THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR !!! :

The Final Destination aka FD4

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/film/1450

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=58363870

 :yess: :applause: :party: :thanks: :praise: :duckdance: :arr: :bounce: :)


Starts screening in Australia in October..........
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« Reply #1220 on: September 03, 2009, 10:59:42 PM »
You into FD too? I'm fanatic!




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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1221 on: September 03, 2009, 11:10:22 PM »
Yeh looking forward to FD.....


Gunna see GI Joe Saturday night....CGI effects look awesome...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdvMpL4wtMg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp83NFtWnRQ
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« Reply #1222 on: September 03, 2009, 11:12:47 PM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible
« Reply #1223 on: September 03, 2009, 11:23:16 PM »
That GI Joe borrowed from Robo Cop, Iron Man, Transformers, Stealth and Team America: World Police.

Looks good so far.

But no zombies.... :huh:
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« Reply #1224 on: September 05, 2009, 05:12:10 PM »
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« Reply #1225 on: September 05, 2009, 06:29:57 PM »
DO NOT GO TO THIS WEBSITE!

DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK!

IGNORE THIS POST NOW!!!!!!

http://www.deathndementia.com/category/death.html
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« Reply #1226 on: September 05, 2009, 08:26:15 PM »
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« Reply #1227 on: September 05, 2009, 08:51:29 PM »
Dentist HORRORS!!! Extreamely grafik!

  Happy Tree Friends - Nutting but the Tooth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHFJxkRWFg4&NR=1
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« Reply #1228 on: September 05, 2009, 09:20:02 PM »
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1229 on: September 05, 2009, 09:28:14 PM »
Saturday night and bored shiteless eh dude?....
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« Reply #1230 on: September 05, 2009, 10:00:11 PM »
5 am Saturday, Montello Time. Good time!
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« Reply #1231 on: September 05, 2009, 10:03:29 PM »
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5 am Saturday, Montello Time. Good time!


Alright then Saturday morning and bored shiteless...whats going down today Tello?....
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« Reply #1232 on: September 05, 2009, 10:07:05 PM »
My anxiety.
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« Reply #1233 on: September 05, 2009, 10:10:48 PM »
Whats a typical Saturday like in Montello ?.........


What are doing up at  5 am...?
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« Reply #1234 on: September 05, 2009, 10:13:46 PM »
Like Fridays, with motorcycles.
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« Reply #1235 on: September 05, 2009, 10:15:13 PM »

You get a lot of bikers through there then on the weekends?...
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1236 on: September 06, 2009, 01:47:26 AM »
Tello, I wanted to tell you I've done exactly as you suggested and NOT CLICKED THOSE LINKS!
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« Reply #1237 on: September 06, 2009, 08:49:17 AM »
Quote from: Yibida -free call 1-800 anytime on September 05, 2009, 10:15:13 PM

You get a lot of bikers through there then on the weekends?...

Only when the weather is good.

Quote from: countessa on September 06, 2009, 01:47:26 AM
Tello, I wanted to tell you I've done exactly as you suggested and NOT CLICKED THOSE LINKS!

Nice. What you don't know can't hurt me...
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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
« Reply #1238 on: September 06, 2009, 05:50:58 PM »
Ron Tello stars in... Unhurtable.

A zombie-gore-terror-flick teeming with insane pieces of discarded rotting bandages falling off the never-healing sores of zombies, this classy movie sees Ron Tello star in his first film role as the unsuspecting innocent drummer whose night out at the local saloon turns into a nightmare. Pursued by vicious zombie bandages, the hero increasingly fears that there may be no escape for him. The only hope lies in the vague rumour of a Countess who just might be able to help... as long as she hasn't clicked onto the murderous killer zombie links which Tello unsuspectingly had sent her...

Blood! Intestines! Screams! Putrefying flesh! Evil bandages! And drums!
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« Reply #1239 on: September 06, 2009, 05:53:25 PM »
Quote from: countessa on September 06, 2009, 05:50:58 PM
Ron Tello stars in... Unhurtable.

A zombie-gore-terror-flick teeming with insane pieces of discarded rotting bandages falling off the never-healing sores of zombies, this classy movie sees Ron Tello star in his first film role as the unsuspecting innocent drummer whose night out at the local saloon turns into a nightmare. Pursued by vicious zombie bandages, the hero increasingly fears that there may be no escape for him. The only hope lies in the vague rumour of a Countess who just might be able to help... as long as she hasn't clicked onto the murderous killer zombie links which Tello unsuspectingly had sent her...

Blood! Intestines! Screams! Putrefying flesh! Evil bandages! And drums!



 WHAT ! no sex, drugs or rock n roll?......another second rate B movie I suspect....
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« Reply #1240 on: September 06, 2009, 05:56:04 PM »
All right, the local policeman is a drug addict hooked on smack (Slap! Ow! Slap! Ow!), and two cats have a raw and explosive intimate encounter - plus Tello plays rock'n'roll to the masses (2 people in the saloon).
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« Reply #1241 on: September 06, 2009, 05:58:35 PM »
There's a line in there for " two dogs" but I'm not touching that one !...something along the lines of an Indian chief....LOL
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« Reply #1242 on: September 06, 2009, 06:05:13 PM »
...but I'm not touching that one !

That makes two of us.....

Nor can I follow up Tessa's Act!
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« Reply #1243 on: September 06, 2009, 06:09:56 PM »
Quote from: Yibida -free call 1-800 anytime on September 06, 2009, 05:58:35 PM
There's a line in there for " two dogs" but I'm not touching that one !...something along the lines of an Indian chief....LOL

Smee must be  due to drop in right about now.....lol
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« Reply #1244 on: September 06, 2009, 06:12:14 PM »
I'll wait.
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« Reply #1245 on: September 06, 2009, 08:07:41 PM »
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« Reply #1246 on: September 06, 2009, 08:21:56 PM »
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« Reply #1247 on: September 06, 2009, 08:23:40 PM »
I'll filter yer message to my maintenance department asap.
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« Reply #1248 on: September 06, 2009, 08:26:22 PM »
Quote from: tellomon on September 06, 2009, 08:23:40 PM
I'll filter yer message to my maintenance department asap.

Russ next door?...

BTW...you still got his mower you borrowed last fall......
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« Reply #1249 on: September 06, 2009, 08:31:07 PM »
Wrong on both accounts.

Are you drinking, again?

I'm watching Annette Funicello drink and drive. "Thunder Alley".
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062365/

I used to hang out with Harry Wise. http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0142251/
He died 14 months ago. :(
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