Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)  (Read 2516267 times)

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Chill out Tello...don't let it get to yer head...play it cool in front of the camera....



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Chill out Tello...don't let it get to yer head...play it cool in front of the camera....



Me????

You are the Board Hog!!!!!




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Chill out Tello...don't let it get to yer head...play it cool in front of the camera....



Me????

You are the Board Hog!!!!!




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I'm paid to be here .............
     ............Talent commands big bucks..

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My talent is spending big bucks.
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Wise investment....eeerrrrrr..



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In my opinion, good film operates on the level of dream, and is not constrained by mundane logic and consistency. By this standard, a good horror/thriller should function as a nightmare, in which each inconceivable fear finds inevitable expression, and the protagonist finds him or herself helplessly drawn to the next shock, without any hope for escape until the climax and resolution (awakening).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051755/usercomments
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In my opinion, good film operates on the level of dream, and is not constrained by mundane logic and consistency. By this standard, a good horror/thriller should function as a nightmare, in which each inconceivable fear finds inevitable expression, and the protagonist finds him or herself helplessly drawn to the next shock, without any hope for escape until the climax and resolution (awakening).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051755/usercomments

I can't add to this Tello....I'm a Sci-Fi buff....

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What?????  The Yibster lost for words.  Call the ambulance!!!  Call the fire brigade!!!  Call the police!!!
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I can't add to this Tello

have some more red cordial Yibster that will crank you up again !!!

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I see the peanut gallery has arrived.....LOLOLOLOL



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What?????  The Yibster lost for words.  Call the ambulance!!!  Call the fire brigade!!!  Call the police!!!


Call the pizza delivery !!!!!!

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4600 to 4700 in 24 hours.......

You Lurkers ROCK MY THREADED WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Oh !...what was that?.....A Bump?....





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More like these ones..... Montello Brand....


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Good evening Yib and R2d2.   ;D
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How are ya fluffy! :wine:

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I'm good thanks R2D2.   :-*

Looks like Tello has finally gone beddie byes.  He was tearing around the forum threads today like a tornado.
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That'd be right fluffy. He is prone to wind - gale force at times...... I'm led to understand.

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He was tearing around the forum threads today like a tornado.

I think he got hold of some of the Yibsters red cordial !!!

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Where is Yib? Don't tell me he's crashed...... again?

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Forum Announcement: Yibida will be posting infrequently over the next few days due to having contracted influenza. { thats a cold to you Tello. }



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Go ahead & say it: "It's all Tello's fault!"

In my defense, I say: "Musta been something I ate."



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.......due to having contracted influenza.

A chest infection can also affect typing skills!

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A chest infection can also affect typing skills!

I say he's turning into a 28 Days/28 Weeks style ZOMBIE!!!
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It's an ex-parrot.

Lovely plumage.
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a stiff cocky ,,,,poor little birdy  :green: :green:

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Hello munch! Welcome to the wonderful world of indulgence.

Learning to like it is easy.
It's the pop quizzes that'll send ya whirling....
Enjoy!


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Yib..... I'll share my secret recipe with you..... but don't tell anyone!

2 shots overproof Rum (MUST be OP)
1 Soluble aspro
2 shots warm water

Repeat x 3. (Drop the Aspro from No.s 2 & 3)

Beats the absolute crap out of ANY antibiotic...... and will certainly improve your typing.... not to mention imagination.

In really bad cases..... repeat by 5....... and we'll see ya tomorrow.  :wine:

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Thanks r3830...I think I'LL stick to more conventional remedies.....


 

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me too  ;D





























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Try this Yibster


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This just in!

On Saturday, July 25, Montello experienced another torrential rainstorm. Outside my shop stood a fellow who looked both vagrant and stupid.

I invited him, and a party-esque situation ensued.

Russ is the fellow's name. He was stuck in town while his partner went to Wells for car parts.
Russ used his cellphone cam to capture some (I mean: very little) of the action.

I never expected this. So, I can imagine your surprise......


View at yer own risk.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EAvWRZ53PE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6q6QWpch_4

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Very nice Tello..... and truly enjoyed! How about an encore on the drums??

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Yib..... Go easy on the Codral tablets. I here those things are laxatives in a bright more user friendly rapper! May clear other parts of the body..... but chest?... Well, doubtful! My recipe is environmentally friendly - and at high dosage can certainly return the 'green' to a martian person!!!

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Very nice Tello..... and truly enjoyed! How about an encore on the drums??

Thx!
goto my website, go to LINKS, click Tello Vid.

That's all I got; that's all there is.

Pretty lame, huh?
I'm really stupid that way.

You gotta see my Howard Hughes impersonation.

It's twisted, but the local Innkeeper didn't mind taking my money....
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Luv Ya Work Tello!

Pretty lame, huh? - Lame Nothin! It's great to watch you havin' fun!

And.... Just for nostalgia.....

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HOWDA-hell DID YOU GET THAT PIC????????

Speaking of picks...ya notice I dint use one? I never learned how to play Axe, and nobody ever showed me how to use a pick.

I'm NOT a Musician.

I'm a Drummer.

BIG diff........ ;D
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goto my website, go to LINKS, click Tello Vid - and go to unsigned bands! ;D

Loverrrly pic! But.... who's the girl??

I never learned how to play Axe, and nobody ever showed me how to use a pick.

And.... I've been playin' guitar for over twenty years..... but yours sounds better!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgbOS2Ny2_Q

Somethin' completely unrelated to start the day with!

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.....but yours sounds better!

I bought that stick for 80 bux from the Heartland America catalog. It's a dwarf axe.

Now the MARSHALL.......wow. Extra Crunchy!!!

I can't believe

1) I played that

B) It's on youtube.

Early Production of my Zombie Movie has begun!

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... with your own cast and your own soundtrack...

I'm just waiting for the game to come out: Tellopoly.
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Tellopoly.

That's clever I suppose.....

Wanna help me come up with some Zombie Movie scripts?

I dont believe I can do everything myself.......

Team work is nice, just so it's not involving Sunday School Groups.



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Here ya go Tello...... This should inspire the imagination.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0thH3qnHTbI

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4900 + Hits.




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Here ya go Tello...... This should inspire the imagination.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0thH3qnHTbI

Thx.
Sorry. Not the best version on the net. I'm from Southern California. Dr. Demento had the best version.
"Halloween Everyday" is still enforced in my house.
Come visit sometime (if you dare)!!!!
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Wanna help me come up with some Zombie Movie scripts?

Why not! The Countess would surely add her expertise to this project....as could all here! Do we need a new thread for the occasion?