Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)  (Read 2519367 times)

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What are you wearing, eh?



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Hmmmm...more like this....


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Va-va-va-voom! Yeeow-zah!



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If I could only replace the duck with Tello's image.......


to stop eye strain click the pic dip....


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Oy.... Tello..... torture IS OK over there? Must be... cos Alan told me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh7k6csGWaU

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Lets get some credibility back on this thread.... all this hijacking is dissin to the op...



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Ah HA! Thread bump!

Just as I planned.....


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How can it not get bumped...the most important thread on the face of the earth!...could save millions one day!....



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Get off it, Mate. It's just all too over-rated, thanks to you & yer gang.

Temperence would be in good order, if only we could find some....


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hahaha!..... ...not likely....not while the Telloban is in control!!!...........



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Send in the Telloban troops !!!
                                                                         Tello missile launcher !                                           We takin control again!!!                                                                            



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Yib, love the missile launcher   :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

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hello C3P0

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Thats where the Telloban come in...we work cheap!!!!!!

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so many Taliban jokes ....


"In Afghanistan this week, outnumbered Northern Alliance rebels on horseback defeated Taliban forces armed with tanks. Experts say the victory is just like the story of David and Goliath and David's friend, the Stealth Bomber." —Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"

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Telloban not Taliban!!!

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Smee! ya bugga..... How are ya? Had to put my glasses on to read your post! C3PO????

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Tello! You're not part of this mob.... are ya?


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Telloban not Taliban!!!

OK, ok, don't get your little green knickers in a knot!  ;D

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Hi wheels...we got some fiery threads lately eh !....

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Yes Yib, I like to take part in a good discussion or debate. But I don't like it when posters start personal attacks on each other. Not good for them, not good for other members, not good for the forum.

I've got a new smiley ready:

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Hi wheels...we got some fiery threads lately eh !....

Yes my poor little ducky feet got singed tonight as I made my way to the Last word. :'(
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Yes my poor little ducky feet got singed tonight as I made my way to the Last word. :'(
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Hi wheels...we got some fiery threads lately eh !....

Yes my poor little ducky feet got singed tonight as I made my way to the Last word. :'(

poor Duckee , let me rub some soothing ointment on them

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Yes Yib, I like to take part in a good discussion or debate. But I don't like it when posters start personal attacks on each other. Not good for them, not good for other members, not good for the forum.

I've got a new smiley ready:


I can dish it out.

I can take it.


But I won't  let 'em see me sweat.
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Tello...I got a serious question...why do Canadians dislike Americans so much?.... I work with one and he can't stand yanks?.... how come?  when I ask him he says don't worry about it?

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Jeeez, I thot ya had a punchline.

How should I know? I live in Montello.




Maybe the Canucks are bumming out cuz America's wetbacks are moving there.....?

Maybe some Hockey-related grudgematch?

Go ask a Canuck that'll say something other than piss off....
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So you telling me you have no idea?

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Yep.
No idea.

Don't care, either.
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Ok... I wont go yonder with it!.... continue!


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Ok... I wont go yonder with it!.... continue!


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"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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I feel as though I want to say to those unfortunate beings, "Have you thought about using Oil of Ulan for your skin problem?"
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Wouldn't the Oil of Ulan just leak straight out again?

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I'm not sure... I'd have thought it would deal with some of that rotting flesh, but I may be wrong. I'm no zombie expert. All of the zombies I know are rotting on the inside, not the outside...
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All of the zombies I know are rotting on the inside, not the outside...

That's one small post for man.
And one giant SLAM against mankind.
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Free Hormone release...wipe yer feet on the way in!


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Perhaps it's a slam against zombiekind, but surely not against mankind?
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I feel as though I want to say to those unfortunate beings, "Have you thought about using Oil of Ulan for your skin problem?"

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Perhaps it's a slam against zombiekind, but surely not against mankind?

Don't be so sure.

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Snipe 950 !!!!!!Huge party at 1000...shin dig of the year!! be there or be a zombie!!

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I heavily rely on other people's creativity to move this world along.

I just can't do it alone.

And I suck at math.
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This just in: There's a moon in the sky. It's called "The Moon". And after 40 years, the hoax continues...

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So, like I g00gled "Australian Slang", and, while I thot it'd be a good idea to get with the lingo, I found this:

Bushman's hanky : Emitting nasal mucus by placing one index finger on the outside of the nose (thus blocking one nostril) and blowing.

This is going to be a wonderful relationship!

Now: who is still bickering over which one of yez gets to let me (some American tourist, wandering aimlessly with no visible means of support) crash-out on their sofa bed FIRST????
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So, like I g00gled "Australian Slang", and, while I thot it'd be a good idea to get with the lingo, I found this:

Bushman's hanky : Emitting nasal mucus by placing one index finger on the outside of the nose (thus blocking one nostril) and blowing.

This is going to be a wonderful relationship!

Now: who is still bickering over which one of yez gets to let me (some American tourist, wandering aimlessly with no visible means of support) crash-out on their sofa bed FIRST????



The drum set too?....we gunna need a bigger boat.... container's on the way....start packing dude the Fed's are on to us!...