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What about this Australian horror film, called "Thirst"? The link on IMDB is here.
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Half ya luck!...I like dem's workin hours!
 
   

Oh and I do go in on saturday mornings , I can get about 8 hours work done in 4 when the phones arent going beserk and other staff there to attend to 
 

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I've never heard of "Thirst"? ... must go hire it....

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The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)  « 1 2 ... 42 43 »       tellomon      

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Over 3600 peeks on this thread, and I can't make a buck on any of it......

I will consult my consultant, soon.


The internet was made for Lurkers......

(They know who they are, but NOT each other......)
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Keyhole Peeps...takes all kinds....

                                      





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This thread enjoys 2 kinds:

Daytime.

And night-time.

We don't discriminate!
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Tello!...you got some serious competition dude.... get the billboards out!... call the press!...book the letterman show!.... weis gotta advertise man !.... get the posters  / loose the lurkers!...


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Let's get some credibility back in this thread !!! I'm a cussin big time !!


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I've been waiting to see this mess get a bump.

You deliver!

Can we still conspire about defection?
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I've been waiting to see this mess get a bump.

You deliver!

Can we still conspire about defection?


The paper work's in...


Got my agent right on it!...


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I'm not jesting, kids!
I'd rather go to Oz to die rather than continuing to live here.

Maybe a whim, but given the proper criteria, it can be done.

And I want my own Studio with room service.
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As long as you supply your own maid, you can have room service.
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As long as you supply your own maid, you can have room service.


 :rofl:
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Warning....... SPEED HUMP!!!! ;D


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The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)  « 1 2 ... 43 44 »      
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869  - crappy Posts so far....   
3737- almost mis-leading hits....     
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It Beats working for a living, I agree!! It's just the hired "extras" that bug me.....
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Good to see you Tello! Did you get the chance to have a look at any of the earlier posted links?

And...... is it really 1.35pm over there???

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One fer the road before I hit the sack...keep the Tello dream alive !!!...... Give generously !!


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This pic got lost on its way to your thread tello....here tis....wouldn't want to misplace it or anything..... ;D




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I witnessed a strange thing. A guy dressed up in tinfoil came to the door yesterday. I am not joking!

He had been hired to do door-to-door marketing for a company producing hair products.
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wouldn't want to misplace it or anything.....

Oh yeah?



Thx!
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No slaps, Tello - we're a soft bunch here.

 :lepink:
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I witnessed a strange thing. A guy dressed up in tinfoil came to the door yesterday. I am not joking!

That's Spooky Possum.....


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No slaps, Tello - we're a soft bunch here.

 :lepink:

It was self-inflicted. No other posters were harmed in the making of that post.

Now here's this:

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wouldn't want to misplace it or anything.....

Oh yeah?



Thx!

Are you not Entertained?????...



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It's poster masochism. Quickly - Tello, as every woman can tell you, there's only one thing that can help when you start slapping yourself:

Chocolate.

 :chocbox:
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Jeez....I try to do a little shtick in here, and the whole crowd throws tomatoes onto the stage.

Sorry I tried that.
It bombed. I blew it.



eat me
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Well ain't that a slap in the face....



You mean to tell me, you can't take as good as ya give? what an anti climax.....hehehehe  :potstir:


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*beckons Tello into the nice hot frying pan* (I can't eat raw meat...)

But on second thoughts, no - This Is A Posters-Not-Eaten Zone.
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That's IT!!!! I'm calling the cops!!!!!



C):-{= <" now i wonder who that could be..... "<<
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Tello, I have a question... Could you explain what this refers to in your posts?

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C):-{=

I look at that and think... "Er...? Um?"
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Have it your way copper !!!  




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C):-{= <" hey-ya sweetheart! tilt yer head horizontally to the left. its me.....hat! tellos alter ego and travelling companion. im famous toooooooo.............. "<<
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Riiight. Ouch! My head is tilted to the side, and it's stuck. *hires a motorcyclist to slowly... slowly... pull the head back to an upright position*
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Silly girl.

Don't bust a throttlebody return spring. I did; scoot runs but doesn't move.
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If my neck's throttlebody return spring is busted, I'll definitely be coming to look for you, Tello. *menacingly narrows eyes and carefully adjusts neck*
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I'll definitely be coming to look for you, Tello.

There's a trap that I didn't set.

Sure, I'd love to have you visit me.

C):-{= <" ease off casanova. i saw her first "<<
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3900 & counting. Woo Hoo!

That's a lot of lurking. Could they be stalkers too?


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Now Tello...you are just ASSuming that! :roflmao:

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Stalker 1: Did he notice us?
Stalker 2: Nah. He thinks we're just casual passers-by.
Stalker 1: Are you sure?
Stalker 2: Sure I'm sure. Look, he's on his drums again. It's safe.
Stalker 1: But - no, he's on to us! Look. He's posted on that OzRT forum. He's talking about us!
Stalker 2: He may SUSPECT, but he doesn't KNOW. Now come on. Into the back of the house. We can steal some more of his socks to feed our fetish.
Stalker 1: Oh, oh, oh, OH! *long sigh* Tello socks...
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Tello, I've been reading a few threads - and read of the problems you had with the Eb forums in the US. Met a fella a while ago who called himself Cletus C Cornflake - of Cornflake Industries. (Actually, his name was Bill) He was also removed from Ebay - due to falling out with different people on the US boards. Your posts on one particular thread reminded me of him. did a search - he's gone, and that's sad.

When he hit the Aus boards - he was like a breath of fresh air. Really brightened the place up.

Such a pity!

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ebay is no way to treat good folks.


Leave my socks alone. I lose enuff in the laundry.
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I remember that Cornflake ID!

He was certainly a character.
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So Tello...I always wondered what this code was?.....  It's a self portrait...very clever dude....

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So Tello...I always wondered what this code was?.....  It's a self portrait...very clever dude....

Too slow on the uptake, Mate!

All of yez.....Hat got the drop on ya & now we have infiltrated your minds! Resistance if futile. Compliance is optional, with permission only.


Bwaaaa-haaa-ha-ha-haaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!......................

Here's something Meatloaf sent me.
Cutting egde. Not my fault.
Pls contessa...don't ding me on this, cuz if ya do I'm gonna rat-out Meaty!!!!!!!
(Oh, I already said that. Hmmmm........)

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So Tello...I always wondered what this code was?.....  It's a self portrait...very clever dude....

Imagine...a Whole World full of Weirdos.....




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I think you have to procreate to achieve that Tello! :roflmao:

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I think you have to procreate to achieve that Tello! :roflmao:

You stick to the issues, and I'll handle the comedy.

Deal?


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Deal?...or no deal?....that is the question.














NO DEAL! :green: