Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)  (Read 3185853 times)

*Yibida*

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Yibida, are you playing with the invisible ink?

invisible ink?... I haven't even got a pen!..LOL.... when is this guy getting up?.... he complains he's on when we've all gone to bed and visa versa...  here's his chance!....

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WAKE UP !!!!!



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Dis my ride Tello!...

Let's go cruizin one week end !...

*r3830*

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Hey Yib...... Look! Tello's latest ride!!!!!

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Don't encourage him... he's hard enough to control now !!.....

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Yep you're probably right........ way too conservative!!! How about this one......

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Hi r2d2 van you imagine hearing a roar behind you , glancing in the rear view mirror and seeing that thing charging up your clacker !

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G'day smee..... wouldn't want to be on a push bike..... or a mini bike would ya?

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No you  would shite like a big black alsation it would be rather daunting wouldnt it

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 :roflmao: Ya would! and then some!

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Hey R2D2,

All this chatting to Tello is building up your stars nicely.  Look.
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Fluffy..... I wondered how that happened. Never really posted a lot elsewhere. There's a lot of fun to be had and a lot of good people at OzRT - unlike other places. Feeling pretty flash with ***!

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I think it is because we are all friendly little chatterboxes R2D2.  (Do you mind being called R2D2?)

 ;D :banana: :quack:
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 :roflmao: Not at all fluffy. It was a suggestion made by another poster on the other place who told me that she wasn't good at spelling r3830!  ;D She suggested that r2d2 was an easier name to remember.  I suggested the change back to her in a later thread. No doubt..... have certainly been called worse than that in the past!!

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unlike other places.

Not naming names, eh?
Real "Insider" action on this one...... ;D
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G'day Tello.  Did you see the bikes the guys have put up.  What do you think? 
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Tello - the 'other place' refers to this place. I choose not to return the compliment.  ;D

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Nah..... my last comment doesn't read right. Perhaps an explanation is in order. (it is 1.31am in Sydney ATM)

There are a lot of nice people on the what was the RT thread - (Eb Aus) and in the community spirit area in general. But the crap that takes place over there..... reading about regular posters disappearing on enforced holidays - complaints about the new forum setup - complaints about boredom - complaints about not being able to have fun - criticisms directed at people (as in the one I mentioned who asked about changing my ID) for posting too many threads.....and so on....and so on. Tends to wear you a bit thin!

And then - to come here..... the moderator(s) here are very reasonable people who allow, and encourage people to have fun. They extend an awesome amount of latitude in what is posted.... and even go to the trouble of cleaning up a post if the need arises. You don't read about people being slapped out of existence for exchanging pleasantries...... and the threads don't vanish into oblivion.

The freedom here is in the fact that EB don't control these forums. But, it is also a reality that this particular area of content can be read by non-members. So be it - let the lurkers lurk, and let them also see what fun can be had between people who can have a good time.

Enough said. Time to go and catch up with last nights dream..... and no, that won't be posted here! ;D

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G'day Tello.  Did you see the bikes the guys have put up.  What do you think? 

The Lumber Scoot is not a new item--seen it before & it goes against the grain of my refined taste in rides.

Now, that Rat Fink scoot is the Bomb! I'd like to have one, but I dunno how it would be registered: Rat Rod or Street Fink...

--->Kudos to r3830's fabulous post! Well said!!!!!<----
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--->Kudos to r3830's fabulous post! Well said!!!!!<----

My god R3830...you've actually cracked it.....I can understand every word Tello posted this time..???.  Does that mean we're getting more bent? or is Tello getting more straight.....?




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Hi Cupie...I think Tello had a "human moment" there for a brief time.... don't expect it happening again anytime soon....LOL

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Not Human?

but......

If we prick him does he not bleed? If we tickle him does he not laugh? If we poison him does he not die? And if we wrong him shall he not revenge?


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Not Human?

but......

If we prick him does he not bleed? If we tickle him does he not laugh? If we poison him does he not die? And if we wrong him shall he not revenge?





No to all the above....

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Nature hath framed stranger fellows in her time.

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 :roflmao: .... and if we stir him up.... will he not reciprocate with a well placed bite?

Good morning Cupie and Yib.... always good to see you here! Between the lines..... I think Tello enjoys and appreciates this place and its people just as much as I do!

Yib - you mentioned keeping Tello under control...... goodness no..... would you really want him any other way than he is? ;D Tello getting more straight????? Please - let it not be so!  :o

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hmmm...?

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Morning 'R'.....you could be right, but whatever he is.....

God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man.

...or...... a muso...I can live with that......

The man that hath no music in himself,
Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, (or horrendously loud percussion)
Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils;
The motions of his spirit are dull as night,
And his affections dark as Erebus.
Let no such man be trusted.

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Something tender to start the morning with!  ;D

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... and of course I concur. Shakespeare laying down the law when it comes to loving music... it's exactly the sort of thing a Shakespeare-loving opera singer would find perfectly apt.

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took ya long enough Tess !!

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Tello doesn't really come across as a conasuir of the fine art's.....

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Maybe not Yib....but Shakespeare might confuse Tello as much as Tello confuses me.....hehehehe.

Only a genius could be that confusing.......lol.....human or not....it's a skill.

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Calumny! Tello probably dines out on lobster and crême brulée while watching The Globe Theatre Company perform Measure for Measure each night!

(Perhaps he didn't quite realise that, no matter how many times the company performs Measure for Measure, it will NOT suddenly turn into a masterclass for drummers...)

Tello, what's your response to this?
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Kinda a like Amadeus on steroids in the dezert?....

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Yibida, it depends on whether you mean desert - or dessert.
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Kinda a like Amadeus on steroids in the dezert?....

but with a backbeat to die for....lol.......Mozart Rocks

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You all realise Tello's not going to be happy about everyone trashing his thread...there will be repercussions...

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Well he's a percussionist...what would you expect....Fire the Sound guy...it's the only answer.....what no fold back?

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But Seriously Folks.......



I've got no kick against modern jazz,
Unless they try to play it too darn fast.
And lose the beauty of the melody,
Until they sound just like a symphony.

That's why I go for that rock and roll music,
Any old way you choose it.
It's got a back beat, you can't blues it,
Any old time you use it.
It's gotta be rock and roll music,
If you wanna dance with me.
If you wanna dance with me.

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Here ya go Tello....hang this on the thread door when you go to sleep.......


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Ahhhhhhh...... some normality returns!!!!  ;D

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Calumny! Tello probably dines out on lobster and crême brulée while watching The Globe Theatre Company perform Measure for Measure each night!

(Perhaps he didn't quite realise that, no matter how many times the company performs Measure for Measure, it will NOT suddenly turn into a masterclass for drummers...)

Tello, what's your response to this?







http://www.jqjacobs.net/andes/tello.html

http://www.houseofnames.com/xq/asp.fc/qx/tello-family-crest.htm
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